I think this is really neat that your your girlfriend is her name.

我認為這是真的整潔 你的你的女朋友是她的名字。

Ebony.

烏木。

Her.

她。

Your girlfriend Ebony was your stunt double or still is your stunt double.

你的女朋友Ebony曾經是你的替身，或者現在還是你的替身。

Yeah, there's too funny things about Ebony.

是啊，烏木的事情太有趣了。

She's my stunt double.

她是我的替身

And we look nothing alike were just like the same complexion.

而我們長得一點都不像，只是膚色一樣。

Um, and she's white, which is really funny when we go out to eat because still put down her card.

嗯，她是白色的，這是真的很有趣，當我們出去吃飯，因為還是放下她的卡。

Um, and people will assume that I paid because I look like my name is Ebony e Never get I never get that.

嗯，人們會認為我付錢是因為我長得像我的名字叫Ebony E 從來沒有得到我從來沒有得到。

I never get that no one ever is like And your ebony No Kona e don't get Asian and white.

我從來沒有得到沒有人喜歡和你的烏木沒有科納E不得到亞洲和白色。

And they're like, there's no way that this one is Ebony.

他們就會說，這個人不可能是烏木。

We're gonna go with that one.

我們要去與那一個。

Yeah, she's beautiful.

是的，她很美。

She's beautiful.

她真漂亮

You guys are a gorgeous couple.

你們是一對華麗的情侶。

E big photo.

E大照片。

But you know what?

但你知道嗎？

Sick?

生病了？

I've had this photo for a while.

這張照片我已經有一段時間了。

I carried I just have this around, and every now and then, I'm just like, yeah, they're beautiful.

我帶著我只是有這個周圍， 和每一個現在，然後，我只是喜歡，是的，他們是美麗的。

Yeah, Thanks, man.

是啊，謝謝，夥計。

Yeah, that doesn't look.

是啊，這不看。

That's not a good look.

這不是一個好的表情。

for me to get, like, get pulled over.

對我來說，喜歡，得到拉過來。

And they're like, What are you doing with this?

他們會說，你拿這個做什麼？

I think very great.

我覺得非常棒。

That's your support for the l G B T Q A plus.

這就是你對我G B T Q A加的支持。

Totally.

是啊

Yes.

是的，我知道

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Thank you.

謝謝你了

I'm gonna have something.

我要去有東西。

No, it Z she is absolutely beautiful.

不，它Z她是絕對的美麗。

And I'm told that she is quite handy around the house that she's She does everything around here.

我聽說她在家裡很方便，她在這裡什麼都會做。

She obviously like.

她顯然喜歡。

I just said, Pace for dinner.

我只是說，佩斯吃飯了。

So there's that she has been building making me daybeds.

所以就有了她一直在給我搭建制作日用床。

Really?

真的嗎？

She could build stuff.

她會造東西。

Yeah, we have, like, a breakfast nook now.

是啊，我們有一樣，現在的早餐小窩。

She just took up carpentry during covert, which is wild because I took up nothing.

她只是在隱蔽期間學了木工，這很瘋狂，因為我什麼也沒學。

You know who does that?

你知道是誰做的嗎？

Who takes a She sounds like a superhero.

誰把她當成超級英雄了？

I mean, to take up carpentry during cove and be like, Okay, I'm gonna build you a breakfast nook.

我的意思是，拿起木工 在凹槽和像，好吧，我要去 建立你的早餐小窩。

Yeah, and we never even eat breakfast there, so I'm shit bag.

是啊，我們甚至從來沒有吃早餐有， 所以我是狗屎袋。

Can I say shit Marathon?

我可以說狗屎馬拉松？

Yes, that's okay.

是的，這是好的。

Yes, you can.

是的，你可以。

That's all right.

那就好

I'm asking the sensors right now in Nigeria, and they're saying right, what are the rules in Nigeria?

我現在就在問尼日利亞的傳感器，他們說對，尼日利亞的規則是什麼？

Very different.

非常不同。

They don't mind that word, but they get very upset about other words.

他們不介意這個詞，但他們對其他詞很不滿意。

So, yeah, um, now is s O.

所以，是的，嗯，現在是S O。

If Ebony is pretty much a carpenter now, you ever give her like gifts to give her?

如果烏木現在差不多是個木匠，你有沒有送她喜歡的禮物給她？

I got her a table saw on bond water, a bunch of wood so that she could make the stuff.

我給她買了一個臺鋸上的債券水，一堆木頭，讓她可以做東西。

So that's what you do in partnerships, right?

所以這就是你在合作關係中的做法，對嗎？

You like, get them.

你喜歡，就去找他們。

Guess what?

你猜怎麼著？

I've been married for 18 years.

我已經結婚18年了。

My wife never given me a table saw or any kind of tool because she knows I'm an idiot.

我的妻子從來沒有給我一個臺鋸或任何類型的工具，因為她知道我是一個白痴。

E can't use it.

E不能使用它。

Yeah.

是啊。

I mean, she knows your strengths and weaknesses at this point.

我的意思是，她知道你的長處和短處在這一點上。

So fair enough.

所以很公平。

Is it?

是嗎？

Is this true that I was told that you gave your girlfriend a cardboard cutout of yourself?

有人告訴我，你把自己的紙板剪紙送給了女朋友，這是真的嗎？

Uh, that sounds like the most egotistical thing I've ever heard.

呃，這聽起來像是我聽過的最自負的事情。

And a great idea.

而且是個好主意。

Hey, I what was longer doing long distance.

嘿，我什麼是更長的做長途。

And so I was going to send her a cardboard cutout of like, you know, her celebrity crush or something.

所以我打算給她送一個紙板剪紙一樣， 你知道，她的名人暗戀什麼的。

Um, and I was seeing my friends on Amazon.

嗯，我在亞馬遜上看到我的朋友。

It's cardboard cut outs, and I was like, Maybe I am on here.

這是紙板剪紙，我當時就想，也許我是在這裡。

And so I waas, which is so wild Yeah, yeah.

所以我就去了，這太瘋狂了 是啊，是啊。

So I ordered her a cardboard cutout of myself.

所以我給她訂了一個自己的紙板剪紙。

And I mean, that's like romance.

我的意思是，這就像浪漫。

Yes, we'll also It's a sign that you've really made it when you could go on Amazon and they already have a cardboard cut out of you.

是的，我們也會 這是一個標誌，你已經真正做到了 當你可以去亞馬遜 他們已經有一個紙板切割出你。

Kirsty, Climb is ready to go.

柯斯蒂，攀登已經準備好了。

That means you've made it.

這意味著你已經成功了。

Hello.

你好啊

Hello?

喂？