Thanks for coming.

謝謝你的到來。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

There's so much to talk about.

有這麼多話要講。

Last time you guys were here

上次你們來的時候

just as your film was opening up.

就在你的電影開拍的時候。

Yup, that's right.

是的，這是正確的。

A year ago.

一年前。

Just a year ago,

就在一年前。

just as the movie's coming out

正好電影要上映了

and so you haven't been here

所以你沒來過這裡

since you got that Oscar nomination.

自從你獲得奧斯卡提名後

Yeah, that's right.

是的，這是正確的。

For the song.

對於這首歌。

Yeah, it's great to write a song that's like

是啊，這是很好的寫一首歌，就像。

loses to a Phil Collins ballad like that's-

輸給了菲爾-柯林斯的民謠，就像... ...

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

That's like "That's how good your song was, buddy".

這就像 "你的歌就是這麼好聽，哥們"。

Well, you can't beat that man.

好吧，你不能打敗那個人。

You can try, but you just can't.

你可以嘗試，但你就是做不到。

Now, for example, I mean,

現在，舉個例子，我的意思是。

how do you even approach going to the Oscars,

你怎麼甚至接近去奧斯卡。

the two of you, since you're such counter-cultural people.

你們兩個，因為你們是反文化的人。

Yeah.

是啊。

You get invited-

你被邀請-

We were kind of like "how do we go?",

我們當時有點像 "我們怎麼走？"。

like the Oscars is kind of everything we're against,

就像奧斯卡獎是一種 我們反對的一切。

you know?

你知道嗎

So it's like, what should we wear?

所以，這就像，我們應該穿什麼？

We try to wear chicken outfits or, you know,

我們儘量穿雞的衣服或者，你知道的。

go as pirates or whatever and then-

去作為海盜或什麼，然後 -

I think it's like a costume ball, you know?

我覺得這就像一個化妝舞會，你知道嗎？

Cause they make so much stuff about like who's wearing what.

因為他們做了這麼多的東西 關於喜歡誰的穿著什麼。

We're like, well, let's go as Spock and Kirk.

我們想，好吧，讓我們去作為斯波克和柯克。

Yeah, 'cause like that's what the Academy awards

是啊，因為這就是奧斯卡獎的意義所在

should be like, costumes like that.

應該是像，服裝這樣的。

It'd be a lot more fun if everyone like-

如果每個人都喜歡... ... It'd be a lot more fun if everyone lik --

Right, well, people take it so seriously.

對吧，好吧，人家這麼認真。

So seriously.

所以認真。

Oh, we got the dirtiest looks you've ever seen.

哦，我們得到了你見過的最骯髒的表情。

Well, first of all, let's show what you were wearing.

好吧，首先，讓我們看看你穿的是什麼。

You were dressed as Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lopez.

你打扮成格溫妮絲-帕特洛和詹妮弗-洛佩茲的樣子。

(audience laughing and cheering)

（觀眾笑著歡呼）

Why would that make anybody mad?

為什麼會讓人生氣？

I mean, come on.

我的意思是，來吧。

Well, you know, I actually don't know why

嗯，你知道，其實我也不知道為什麼

if it's an event and it's all publicity,

如果是活動，而且都是宣傳。

why wouldn't people just get into the spirit of it

何不發揚光大？

and go "that's funny, they're having fun".

並去 "這很有趣，他們很開心"。

They were angry.

他們很生氣。

People were mad.

人們都瘋了。

Who was angry?

誰在生氣？

Like what, what kind of reactions were you getting?

比如說，你得到了什麼樣的反應？

Well, Phil Collins was mad.

菲爾-柯林斯是個瘋子

Yeah, he was like "this is a very serious event",

是啊，他就像 "這是一個非常嚴重的事件"。

but I mean-

但我的意思是...

He did not say that.

他沒有這樣說。

No, he really did to someone, not to us,

不，他真的對某人做了，不是對我們。

but to someone right in front of us and like-

但有人就在我們面前，並喜歡 -

Phil Collins?

菲爾-柯林斯？

(inaudible) angry Phil Collins.

（聽不清）憤怒的菲爾-柯林斯。

Yeah, screw him, but you know-

是啊，去他的，但你知道...

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

but it really was just glad,

但它真的只是高興。

I mean, we literally, you know,

我的意思是，我們從字面上看，你知道的。

everyone of course turned heads

皆大歡喜

and there was, you know,

有，你知道，

50% of the people were like laughing

50%的人都在笑

and 50% were just like (makes angry face).

和50％的人只是喜歡（使憤怒的臉）。

Yeah, I remember like some of the old guard,

是的，我記得像一些老衛兵。

the old Hollywood people just like (mumbles angrily).

老好萊塢的人只是喜歡（憤怒地喃喃自語）：

Just so mad.

就是這麼瘋狂。

I remember Gloria Estefan looking pretty mad.

我記得格洛麗亞-埃斯特凡看起來很瘋狂。

Yeah, she was mad.

是的，她很生氣。

She was mad?

她瘋了？

Why would she be mad?

她為什麼會生氣？

I don't know, I think because like

我不知道，我想，因為像

she's there and she's in her beautiful dress

她在那裡，她在她的美麗的衣服。

and she's all made up and giving her,

和她的所有化妝和給她。

you know, talking to cameras and then she moves on

你知道，對著攝影機說話，然後她繼續前進

and we move right in behind her, you know,

我們就在她身後移動，你知道的。

and it's just like-

它只是喜歡 -

(everyone laughing)

（大家笑）

Why would she be mad? (laughs)

她為什麼會生氣？（笑）

You're right, and did you see,

你是對的，你看到了嗎。

you saw Gwenyth Paltrow, right?

你看到格溫妮絲-帕特洛了吧？

(both) Yeah.

（兩個）是啊。

Saw Gwenyth Paltrow.

看到格溫妮絲-帕特洛。

She kind of gave me a dirty look,

她有點給我一個骯髒的眼神。

but I just kind of looked away.

但我只是有點看走眼了。

I didn't have the guts to go "hey" or anything.

我沒有勇氣去 "嘿 "什麼的。

I was just like "I didn't see you".

我就像 "我沒看見你"。

We were really nervous the day of,

那天我們真的很緊張。

and I call Matt, I was like "Matt, I can't do it,

我打電話給馬特，我很喜歡 "馬特，我不能做到這一點。

I'm too nervous" and we just got so wasted and we went-

我太緊張了"，我們只是得到了如此浪費，我們去 -

(audience laughing and cheering)

（觀眾笑著歡呼）

It's wrong!

這是不對的！

It's wrong what you did.

你這樣做是不對的

It was like a great idea until like we're in the limo

這就像一個偉大的想法，直到像我們在豪華轎車中的

and you pull up and there's 60,000 photographers

你把車停在那裡，有60,000名攝影師。

and TV and you're like,

和電視和你一樣。

"Oh my God, we have to get out of the limo right now".

"哦，我的上帝，我們必須馬上離開豪華轎車"。

and like, you know, there was that moment

就像，你知道，有一個時刻

where like they-

哪裡像他們

Suddenly, it wasn't like just a prom gag.

忽然間，它不像只是一個舞會的噱頭。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

Something was more serious.

有些事情比較嚴重。

Now your latest battle with the censors,

現在是你與審查員的最新戰役。

what's the latest thing?

什麼是最新的東西？

You're constantly having fights.

你們經常吵架

Yeah, we created a character this season named Timmy, who-

是的，我們創造了一個角色 這一季名為蒂米，誰 -

(audience cheering)

（觀眾歡呼）

and it was just created for one scene,

而這只是為了一個場景而創造的。

he was a little handicapped kid,

他是一個小殘疾的孩子。

who's very, very cool

誰的非常，非常酷

but he's pretty severely handicapped and yeah,

但他是相當嚴重的障礙，是的，

and it's really funny because we were talking to them

這真的很有趣，因為我們在和他們說話。

and saying "please let us get this,

並說 "請讓我們得到這個。

please just, just this one scene, just this one scene"

求你了，就這一個場景，就這一個場景"

and they're like "no, no, no" and we fought the network

他們很喜歡 "不，不，不"，我們打了網絡。

and finally, they put it on-

最後，他們把它-

And they were opposed to this

他們反對這樣做

'cause they thought you can't do this.

因為他們認為你不能這樣做。

It's distasteful.

真讓人厭惡。

Yeah, they were like "you can't do it"

是啊，他們就像 "你不能這樣做"

and then Timmy just exploded

然後Timmy就爆炸了

and it's like "we got to make Timmy t-shirts

這就像 "我們要做Timmy的T恤衫

and Timmy doll".

和蒂米娃娃"。

You know, the networks telling us,

你知道，網絡告訴我們。

like "we loved Timmy, you're going to do more Timmy?"

就像 "我們喜歡Timmy，你要做更多的Timmy？"

and we're like "alright, we'll do more Timmy"

我們就像 "好吧，我們會做更多的提米"

and it used to be, we'd walk down the street

它曾經是，我們會走在街上。

and everyone's screams, you know,

和每個人的尖叫聲，你知道的。

beefcake or respect my authority or you killed Kenny

牛仔餅或尊重我的權威或你殺了肯尼

and now everyone just yells

現在每個人都在喊

(audience yelling "Timmy")

（觀眾大喊 "Timmy"）

(both laughing)

（兩個笑）

I love it!

我喜歡它！

You guys have become what you hate.

你們已經變成了你們討厭的東西。

We've become everything we used to hate.

我們已經變成了我們以前討厭的一切。

(inaudible)

(聽不清)

(everyone laughing)

（大家笑）

And then now Trey, I understand

然後現在特雷，我明白了

that you gave a high school commencement speech.

你給了一個高中畢業典禮演講。

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

I was asked to speak at my high school and I was like

我被要求在我的高中演講，我就像

"Oh, what the (beep) am I going to say to high schoolers?",

"哦，我要對高中生說什麼（嗶）？"。

but you know what I said?

但你知道我說什麼嗎？

And I think it's really true.

而且我覺得這是真的。

I told them, I said "you know what?",

我告訴他們，我說 "你知道嗎？"。

because friends of mine know that really in high school

因為我的朋友們都知道，真的在高中的時候

and in college, I didn't party.

而在大學裡，我沒有聚會。

I really didn't.

我真的沒有。

I barely drank.

我幾乎沒有喝。

I mean, I would go out once a month and drink

我的意思是，我每個月都會出去喝一次酒

and didn't do it at all and I was like

並沒有做到這一點，我很喜歡。

"don't waste this time, you know,

"不要浪費這個時間，你知道的。

figure out something you want to do

想好了

and use college to really get,

並利用大學真正得到。

because when you get rich,

因為當你發財的時候，

you can party so much harder, you know?"

你可以更努力地聚會，你知道嗎？"

And like I party now and like now's the time to party.

就像我現在聚會，就像現在是聚會的時間。

Cause it's like "woo! Yeah! get down buddy", you know?

因為它就像 "嗚！是啊！趴下，哥們"，你知道嗎？

So what was the faculty's response

那麼教師們的反應是什麼呢

when you said like, they must have liked the first part,

當你說喜歡的時候，他們一定喜歡第一部分。

like "this speech is very good",

如 "這個演講很好"。

"this is very good", "what?".

"這很好"，"什麼？"。

(everyone laughing)

（大家笑）

No, we will not take drugs.

不，我們不會吸毒。

[Conan] I am Dean Sternbottom.

我是Dean Sternbottom。

All right.

好吧，我知道了