about President Trump came out

關於特朗普總統的消息傳出

by renowned journalist Bob Woodward.

由著名記者鮑勃-伍德沃德。

And that's the third,

這是第三個。

third negative Trump book out this month alone.

這個月就出了第三本特朗普的負面書。

There are two others

還有兩個

from Trump's former attorney Michael Cohen

特朗普前律師邁克爾-科恩提供的

and Melania's former best friend.

和梅拉尼婭的前好友。

I cannot think of another president

我想不出還有哪個總統

who's had this many negative books come out

誰有這麼多負面的書出來呢？

while still in office.

在任期間，。

Andy, do you have any of these books?

安迪，你有這些書嗎？

Actually Conan, I have all of them.

其實柯南，我都有。

And you can, too by joining the Trump Book of the Day Club.

而你也可以，加入特朗普圖書日俱樂部。

Every day you'll receive a new book

每天你都會收到一本新書

about the President and his family

關於總統和他的家人

often written by someone with deep inside knowledge

往往是熟人所為

and always painting a devastating portrait

並總是描繪出一幅毀滅性的肖像

of an unfit lunatic let loose in the White House.

一個不合適的瘋子在白宮被釋放。

You'll get titles like these.

你會得到這樣的標題。

"Oval Office, Square Colon:

"橢圓辦公室，廣場科隆。

The Medical Records of Donald Trump."

唐納德-特朗普的醫療記錄。"

"Destroyed! 600 Trump Jokes that in the End, Did Nothing."

"毀了!600個特朗普笑話，最後什麼也沒做。"

"Imagine You're a Walrus and Other Ways to Get Through Sex"

"想象你是一隻海象和其他度過性愛的方法"

by Melania Trump.

由梅拉尼婭-特朗普。

"Remember Me? No? That's Okay,

"還記得我嗎？不記得了？那還好。

I Still Have a Lot of Dirt on Trump" by Omarosa.

我對特朗普仍有很多汙點"，奧馬羅薩。

"Not Proofread: Just Trying to Shit This Book Out

"不校對。"只是想把這本書拉出來

Before the Electoin" by Carl Bernstein.

卡爾-伯恩斯坦的 "選舉前"。

"What a Douche" by Pope Francis.

"什麼是沖洗 "教皇弗朗西斯。

"A Lifetime of Unthinkable Abuse"

"一生遭受難以想象的虐待"

by Donald Trump's gold toilet.

由唐納德-特朗普的金馬桶。

"I Went to High School with Ivanka.

"我和伊萬卡是高中同學。

Not the Same Year, but I Heard She was Kind of Mean"

"不是同一年，但我聽說她有點凶"

by Jennifer Flack.

詹妮弗-弗萊克

"Becoming" by Melania Trump with Michelle Obama.

梅拉尼婭-特朗普與米歇爾-奧巴馬的 "成為"。

"Of Course I'm a Lunatic" by Donald Trump's doctor.

唐納德-特朗普的醫生說："我當然是個瘋子"。

"Selt and Pooper: Melania's Weird Mispronunciations

"Selt和Pooper:Melania's Weird Mispronations (梅拉尼婭的怪異發音)

of Common Spices" by a White House chef.

的普通香料"，由白宮廚師。

"He's a Terrible Person, and That's Coming From Me,

"他是個可怕的人，這是我說的。

the Literal Devil" by Stephen Bannon.

斯蒂芬-班農的 "文字魔鬼"。

"Wasn't Doing Much, Thought I'd Write a Trump Book"

"本來沒做什麼，以為會寫一本川普的書"

by Dean Cain.

由迪安-凱恩。

"7 Melanias" written by the seven identical septuplets

七個相同的七胞胎寫的 "七巧板"

who play Melania Trump.

扮演梅拉尼婭-特朗普的人。

"I'll Make You a Star, Kid:

"我會讓你成為明星，孩子。

The Pep Talk I Gave to the Coronavirus"

我給冠狀病毒的打氣話"

by President Donald J Trump.

由唐納德-J-特朗普總統。

"How to Make a Rose Garden Racist Somehow"

"如何讓玫瑰園成為種族主義者的地方"

by White House gardener Steve Gillis.

由白宮園丁史蒂夫-吉利斯。

"Girl, Interrupted" by Mike Pence.

邁克-彭斯的 "女孩，被打斷"。

And finally, "Mushroom Penises Make Mushroom Clouds"

最後，"蘑菇老二做蘑菇雲"

by Stormy Daniels.

到斯托米-丹尼爾斯。

The Trump Book of the Day Club, it never stops.

今日特朗普書會，從未停止。

Never, even like when you think,

從來沒有，甚至像你想的那樣。

well, this is the one that will totally sink the guy.

好吧，這是一個將完全沉的傢伙。

Surely this is the last account I'll see of his corruption,

當然，這是我看到的關於他腐敗的最後一筆賬。

cruelty, and total incompetence.

殘忍，和完全無能。

No, there is no bottom.

不，沒有底。

Happy reading, everyone!

祝大家閱讀愉快!