Excellent show tonight we have a good time.

今晚的優秀節目，我們有一個很好的時間。

Yeah, we're gonna try that just once and then go back to the old way.

是啊，我們要去嘗試，只是一次，然後回到原來的方式。

Uh, hey, I'm not sure who saw this, but you remember, uh, NBC's Chris Hansen, The guy that used to catch a predator.

我不知道誰看到了這個 但你還記得NBC的Chris Hansen吧 他曾經抓過一個捕食者。

Remember that guy?

記得那個人嗎？

Well, this is kind of ironic, but the guy known for catching people was arrested himself for writing bad checks.

好吧，這有點諷刺，但以抓人著稱的傢伙卻因為開壞支票而被自己逮捕。

That's his mug shot right there.

這是他的照片，就在那裡。

Yeah.

是啊。

Get this.

得到這個。

While I was reading about to catch a predator, I found another, more upbeat story.

當我讀到要抓捕捕食者的時候，我又發現了一個比較樂觀的故事。

Remember the cop who used to dress up like a bush or a shrub?

還記得那個經常把自己打扮成灌木或灌木的警察嗎？

Remember that shrub cop?

還記得那個灌木警察嗎？

He was hide outside.

他躲在外面。

He was camouflaged as a bush or something.

他被偽裝成灌木叢之類的東西。

And he would nab the predator when they came out.

等掠奪者出來，他就會把他們抓起來。

Yes, if you don't remember, here's a clip.

是的，如果你不記得了，這裡有一個片段。

He walks outside and is arrested by that camouflaged officer.

他走到外面，就被那個迷彩軍官逮捕了。

It is so freaking strange.

這真是太奇怪了。

Watch it just one more time.

再看一次就好。

Once he gets his clothes back on, he walks outside and is arrested by that camouflaged officer.

他一穿上衣服，走到外面，就被那個偽裝的軍官逮捕了。

Er, That cop was recently honored at police headquarters.

那個警察最近在警察總部被授予榮譽稱號

Take a look, shrub cop for your years.

看一看，灌木警察你的歲月。

of service and dedication to the law enforcement community.

的服務和對執法界的奉獻。

We honor you.

我們尊敬你

That's like a happy part of this of the story of this show.

這就像這個節目的故事中的幸福部分。

You know, there's the down part.

你知道，這是最糟糕的部分。

This is the up part.

這是上部分。

You think it's great, right?

你覺得這很好，對吧？

No, it's not, because this happened right after the medal ceremony.

不，不是的，因為這事發生在獎牌儀式之後。

Check it out.

看看吧

Shrimp cop was coming out.

蝦兵蟹將出來了。

It's gonna be taken down by.

它要被拿下了。

Look at this.

看看這個

Another shrub cop.

又是一個灌木警察。

Get on the ground.

趴在地上

Drug cop was arrested for bribery.

緝毒警察因受賄被捕。

He was on the take the whole time.

他一直都在接受採訪。

But the story doesn't end there.

但故事並沒有結束。

Apparently, shrub cop number two had an outstanding warrant for money laundering.

很明顯，二號灌木警察有一個未執行的洗錢令。

So here's what happened to him.

所以他的遭遇是這樣的。

This is too bad heading out of here between five.

這真是太糟糕了，五點之間就要離開這裡。

And 5.

和5.

30 if you want to head on down.

如果你想下去的話，30元。

Yes.

是的，我知道

He got taken down by fence Cop that.

他被圍欄警察干掉了。

Get down.

蹲下

Get down.

蹲下

Get down!

蹲下！

Stay down!

蹲下！

What the hell?

搞什麼鬼？

So obviously I had to look into what happened.

所以很顯然，我必須要調查一下發生了什麼。

Defense cop turns out fence cop got home and then this happened down on the ground.

辯護警察原來是圍欄警察回家了，然後這事就發生在了地上。

You're under arrest down the ground.

你在地下被捕了

Exactly.

就是這樣

Fence cop was arrested by entire house car.

柵欄警察被全所汽車逮捕。

Yeah, that really happened.

是啊，真的發生了。

E don't wanna thank you for sticking with this bit so far.

我不想感謝你到現在還在堅持這一點。

Now, I'm really happy to report that this whole sad saga has a very happy ending.

現在，我真的很高興地告訴大家，這整個悲傷的傳奇故事有了一個非常圓滿的結局。

Theory Journals.

理論期刊。

Shrub cop was released on a technicality.

灌木警察因技術問題被釋放。

That's right.

是的

He's here tonight.

他今晚在這裡。

So let's give a hand to the original shrub cop.

所以，讓我們給原來的灌木警察打個下手。

He's here.

他在這裡。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.

謝謝你，謝謝你，謝謝你。

So this whole story really does have a happy ending or doesn't actually jokes on you shrub cop.

所以這整個故事真的有一個圓滿的結局，或者說其實並沒有笑話你這個灌木警察。

This whole thing was a sting operation to bust you for credit card fraud getting boys we owe.

這整件事是一個刺探行動，逮捕你的信用卡詐騙得到男孩，我們欠。

Gentlemen, thanks to stare cop and person in the audience.

先生們，謝謝盯梢警察和觀眾席上的人。

Cop?

警察？

Yeah, way have arrested shrub cop taking away boys.

是啊，有辦法逮捕灌木警察帶走男孩。

Let's get him out of here.

讓我們帶他離開這裡。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, appreciate the irony of how hard it is for stare Cop to take the stairs.

呵呵，體會到了瞪眼科普走樓梯難的諷刺意味。