- Did you know I liked you?

- 你知道我喜歡你嗎？

No, not until I sent her this form.

不，直到我把這個表格發給她。

- And from a YouTuber named jazzyanne.

- 而從一個叫jazzyanne的YouTuber。

- Have you ever liked me? Yes.

- 你有沒有喜歡過我？喜歡過

- Since it's quarantine and honestly I have nothing

- 既然是檢疫，老實說，我也沒有什麼可說的

better to do, I'm going to do it today.

比較好做，我今天就去做。

(intense music)

(激烈的音樂)

So the layout of it is,

所以它的佈局是。

Surprise (or not)! I had a crush on you once.

驚喜（或不驚喜）！我曾經暗戀過你。

I, Mei, have had or currently have a crush on you.

我，小梅，曾經或現在都對你有好感。

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Are you queer?

你是同志嗎？

Because yes, I am sending this

因為是的，我正在發這個

to a couple of straight girls, yikes.

到一對夫婦的直女，呀。

Did you know that I liked you?

你知道我喜歡你嗎？

If you knew, how did you know?

如果你知道，你是怎麼知道的？

Did you like me back?

你也喜歡我嗎？

Would you have given me a chance if I made a move?

如果我出手，你會給我機會嗎？

Rate my attractiveness.

評價我的吸引力。

Rate my personality.

評價我的個性。

Rate my dateability.

評價我的約會能力。

What's our relationship now?

我們現在是什麼關係？

Any final words and then just ask them

有什麼遺言，然後就問他們

if they're okay to be in this video,

如果他們是好的 在這個視頻。

and I also think I'm giving them an option to put a photo,

我也認為我給他們一個選擇，把照片。

so maybe you guys can see what all my crushes look like

所以，也許你們可以看到什麼 我所有的暗戀的樣子。

and you can see my type.

你可以看到我的類型。

Just kidding, I actually don't have a type.

開個玩笑，其實我沒有類型。

Wow, I'm a lot more nervous than I thought

哇，我比我想象的要緊張得多。

I was going to be.

我本來是要。

Okay, I'm going to go, go, go.

好吧，我要去，去，去。

Great, just do it, right?

很好，就這麼做，對吧？

(emails dinging)

（電子郵件叮噹）

Wow, this is so scary.

哇，這太可怕了。

(emails dinging)

（電子郵件叮噹）

Okay, we're done.

好了，我們完成了。

(sighs) For the past day, I don't think,

(嘆氣)過去的一天，我不認為。

I've never felt so much anxiety in my life maybe,

我一生中也許從未感到如此焦慮。

and I didn't even think I was gonna like, care that much.

我甚至沒有想到我會喜歡，關心那麼多。

I was like, haha, this is all fun and games,

我當時想，哈哈，這都是好玩的遊戲。

until I started getting texts and calls

直到我開始收到簡訊和電話

from these girls that I haven't talked to in so long.

從這些女孩，我還沒有在這麼長的時間說過話。

Okay, this is my friend Gwenn.

好吧，這是我的朋友Gwenn。

Are you queer? Yes.

你是同志嗎？是的，我知道

Did you know that I liked you? Had a feeling.

你知道我喜歡你嗎？有一種感覺。

You knew, we talked about it.

你知道的，我們談過了。

If you knew, how did you know?

如果你知道，你是怎麼知道的？

The suppressed sexual tension.

壓抑的性張力。

Did you like me back? Yes.

你還喜歡我嗎？喜歡

Would you have given me a chance if I made a move?

如果我出手，你會給我機會嗎？

She said yes in all capitals.

她大寫的說是。

My junior year self would have just died seeing that.

初三的自己看到這句話就會直接死掉。

Rate my attractiveness, 10.

評價我的吸引力，10。

Rate my personality, 10.

評價我的個性，10。

Rate my dateability, 10.

評價我的約會能力，10。

Okay, Gwenn.

好吧，格溫

She said we chill.

她說我們要冷靜。

Any final words, 10 out of 10, would still hit.

最後的任何一句話，十有八九還是會中。

Honestly, and I have a boyfriend, but like, same.

說實話，我也有男朋友了，但一樣。

Maia is somebody that I talked to

梅亞是我談過的人

my freshman year of high school.

我的高中一年級。

She's honestly like the first girl that like, ghosted me.

她老實說就像第一個女孩一樣，鬼迷心竅的我。

What's your name? Maia.

你叫什麼名字？梅亞

Are you queer? Sometimes.

你是同志嗎？有時候是

Yeah, that was kind of our issue.

是的，這就是我們的問題。

Did you know that I liked you?

你知道我喜歡你嗎？

No way, I'm actually surprised.

不可能，其實我很驚訝。

Okay, that was like definitely a fake answer,

好吧，這就像絕對是一個假答案。

'cause we fully like talk.

因為我們完全喜歡說話。

If you knew, how did you know?

如果你知道，你是怎麼知道的？

(chuckles)

（笑）

She said I was convinced when you took

她說，我相信當你把

a $300 Uber to my house.

一個300美元的Uber到我家。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I literally Ubered from Chicago to Michigan

我真的從芝加哥到密歇根州的Ubered。

to see this girl.

去看這個女孩。

Yes I am a lesbian.

是的，我是一個女同性戀者。

Do you, did you like me back?

你，你喜歡我回來了嗎？

She said I'm still in love.

她說我還在戀愛中。

I don't know if this girl's serious, ever.

我不知道這姑娘是不是認真的，永遠不知道。

Like, she literally could like be actually in love with me

就像，她從字面上看可能會喜歡 實際上是愛上了我

and I would think that she was making a joke, so.

我會認為她是在開玩笑，所以。

Would you have given me access if I made a move?

如果我動了手，你會給我機會嗎？

Wish you would have.

希望你能有。

Okay, I try, I'm.

好吧，我試試，我。

Anyways, rate my attractiveness, 10.

總之，給我的吸引力打分，10分。

Rate me personality, 10, thank you.

給我人格評價，10分，謝謝。

Rate my dateability, 10.

評價我的約會能力，10。

What's your relationship now?

你們現在是什麼關係？

You're one of my favorite people and I'm sorry you met me.

你是我最喜歡的人之一，很遺憾你遇到了我。

Oh, that's sad.

哦，那是悲傷的。

Well, I am not sorry I met you,

好吧，我不後悔遇見你。

and she is one of my favorite people too, honestly.

她是我最喜歡的人之一了，說實話。

She's a great girl.

她是個好女孩。

Sometimes things don't work out.

有時候，事情並不順利。

Sometimes you're meant to be friends with people

有時你註定要和別人做朋友

and that's fine.

這很好。

Any final words?

有什麼遺言嗎？

I'm Team India.

我是印度隊。

Oh my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

So India, spoiler alert.

所以印度，破壞者警報。

I sent her this and I hope she answered,

我給她發了這個，希望她能回覆。

is a girl that I'm currently talking to.

是我目前正在談的一個女孩。

Next is Chelsea who we have been literally talking

下一個是我們一直在談論的切爾西。

on and off since our junior year of high school.

從高三開始就斷斷續續的。

Like, we almost went to the same college.

就像，我們幾乎上了同一所大學。

We always like, talk for a second and then stop talking

我們總是喜歡，談一談，然後就不談了。

and then talk for a second and stop talking like,

然後聊一聊，不再說話一樣。

in between all of our relationships.

在我們所有的關係之間。

Are you queer? Yes.

你是同志嗎？是的，我知道

Did you know what I liked you? Yes, it was so obvi duh.

你知道我喜歡你什麼嗎？是的，它是如此 obvi duh。

if you knew, how did you know?

如果你知道，你怎麼知道？

We confess our love to each other every two months.

我們每兩個月向對方表白一次。

Ah, painfully true.

啊，痛苦的真實。

Do you like me back? Yes.

你還喜歡我嗎？喜歡

Would you have given me a chance if I made a move? Yes.

如果我出手，你會給我機會嗎？會的

Rate my attractiveness, 10.

評價我的吸引力，10。

Rate my personality, 10.

評價我的個性，10。

Well, honestly, these girls are really hyping me up.

好吧，說實話，這些女孩是真的催我了。

I feel like they just feel like they have to say it,

我覺得他們就是覺得自己不得不說。

but like, I'll take it.

但喜歡，我會接受它。

Rate my dateability, 10.

評價我的約會能力，10。

What's our relationship now? (laughs)

我們現在是什麼關係？（笑）

She said, Mei please date me.

她說，小美請和我約會。

All right, bitch, call me then.

好吧，婊子，那就給我打電話。

We've literally been saying this since high school,

我們從高中開始就一直在說這個。

like I don't know if it's ever going to happen,

就像我不知道它是否會發生。

but a girl can, a girl can hope, you know.

但一個女孩可以，一個女孩可以希望，你知道的。

Any final words? I love you.

有什麼遺言嗎？我愛你

I love her so much.

我很愛她

Wow, it's just making me so giddy.

哇，簡直讓我暈頭轉向。

Okay, next Emma.

好吧，下一個艾瑪。

So this girl, I also talked to my freshman year of college,

所以這個女孩，我在大一的時候也談過。

like actually right before I started

就像其實就在我開始

dating my last serious girlfriend.

約會我最後一個認真的女朋友。

What's your name? Emma.

你叫什麼名字？Emma.

Are you queer? Very.

你是同志嗎？很好

Did you know what I liked you? Yes, it was so obvious, duh.

你知道我喜歡你什麼嗎？是的，它是如此明顯，咄。

If you knew, how do you know?

如果你知道，你怎麼知道？

You literally came over to my dorm

你真的到我宿舍來了

when you were drunk many times.

當你多次喝醉的時候

Like I said, drunk Mei really has something to say.

就像我說的，醉梅真的有話要說。

Did you like me back? Yes.

你還喜歡我嗎？喜歡

Would you have given me a chance if I made a move?

如果我出手，你會給我機會嗎？

She said yes, and moves were kind of made LOL, yeah.

她說是的，動作也有點LOL，是的。

Rate my attractiveness, nine.

評價我的吸引力，九。

Rate my personality, eight.

評價我的個性，八。

Damn, wonder what I lost two points for.

媽的，不知道我因為什麼丟了兩分。

Maybe it was like, the whole ghosting

也許是像，整個鬼魂

for absolutely no reason, but an eight, I'll take it.

完全沒有理由，但8分，我要了。

Rate my dateability, four.

評價我的約會能力，四。

Okay, valid.

好吧，有效。

What's our relationship now?

我們現在是什麼關係？

I ask you advice about moving to L.A.

我問你關於搬到洛杉磯的建議。

and we're on each other's close friends list.

我們是彼此的好友名單上的。

So I would say we're tight.

所以，我會說我們很緊張。

Honestly, true.

說實話，真的。

That is the definition of friendship at this point.

這就是此時友誼的定義。

That was not, that I was actually nervous about her as well,

這不，我其實也很緊張她。

'cause I was kind of a dick to her.

因為我對她是個混蛋。

Maggie, okay Maggie is one of my childhood friends.

Maggie，好吧，Maggie是我兒時的朋友之一。

She's one of the first girls I had a crush on,

她是我最早暗戀的女孩之一。

like growing up I think I had a crush on her

就像從小到大，我覺得我對她很有好感一樣

when I was like 13.

當我13歲的時候

Like it was a very, before I even like knew I was gay,

就像它是一個非常，之前我甚至喜歡 知道我是同志。

I knew I liked her.

我知道我喜歡她。

It was so, and she's like one of my best friends now.

是這樣，她現在就像我最好的朋友之一。

and I fucking love her.

我他媽的愛她。

Are you queer? Yes.

你是同志嗎？是的，我知道

Did you know that I liked you?

你知道我喜歡你嗎？

No, I am actually surprised.

不，我其實很驚訝。

Did you like me back? No.

你還喜歡我嗎？不喜歡

Damn, my first no.

媽的，我的第一個號碼。

Would you have given me a chance if I made a move?

如果我出手，你會給我機會嗎？

Yes, the fuck.

是的，他媽的。

Rate my attractiveness, 10 baby.

給我的吸引力打分，10分寶貝。

Rate my personality, 10.

評價我的個性，10。

Rate my dateability, 10.

評價我的約會能力，10。

What's our relationship now?

我們現在是什麼關係？

We chill, yeah we're like literally best friends now.

我們寒暄，是的，我們就像字面上最好的朋友了。

Any final words, she said, when we doing this thing?

她說，我們做這件事的時候，有什麼遺言嗎？

(laughs) Bitch call me, we can do whatever you want.

(笑)婊子給我打電話，我們可以做任何你想做的事。

Susan. this was, okay I really thought

蘇珊，這是，好吧，我真的認為

that this girl was straight but I have since found out

這女孩是直的，但我後來發現了。

that she's not, but she was in one of my classes

她不是，但她是我的一個班的學生

my junior year so like, last year and we hung out

我的大三，所以喜歡，去年，我們掛出

like a couple of times.

像幾次。

She was like one of my friends in Philly,

她就像我在費城的一個朋友。

and like, before I moved to L.A.

就像，在我搬到洛杉磯之前。

So let's see.

所以，讓我們來看看。

So are you queer? Kind of,

那你是同志嗎？算是吧

heteroflexible if you consider that a thing.

如果你認為這是一件事的話，那就是異彈性。

Mostly straight, sometimes gay.

大多是異性戀，有時是同志。

What an explanation.

什麼解釋。

Thank you for the clarification, dude.

謝謝你的澄清，夥計。

Did you know that I liked you? Had a feeling.

你知道我喜歡你嗎？有一種感覺。

If you knew how'd you know?

如果你知道，你怎麼會知道？

When you ranked me in your Twitter mutuals

當你把我排在你的推特上的時候。

that you would tap.

你會拍。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I made this thing of like mutuals on Twitter

我在推特上做了這個事情的喜歡相互之間的。

that I would hook up with and she was, she was on the list.

我將鉤起來，她是，她是在名單上。

Did you like me back? Yes.

你還喜歡我嗎？喜歡

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Would you have given me a chance if I made a move?

如果我出手，你會給我機會嗎？

Hell yeah, are you kidding me.

是啊，你在開玩笑吧。

Wow, the missed opportunities.

哇，錯過的機會。

Rate my attractiveness, 10.

評價我的吸引力，10。

Rate my personality, 10.

評價我的個性，10。

Rate my dateability, nine.

評價我的約會能力，九。

Why not a 10, huh Susan?

為什麼不給10分，嗯，蘇珊？

What's the relationship now?

現在是什麼關係？

Cross country support buddies,

越野支援的小夥伴們。

always rooting for you from afar.

永遠在遠方為你加油

Oh, that's so nice.

哦，那真是太好了。

Any final words?

有什麼遺言嗎？

Oh my God, this is so nice.

哦，我的上帝，這是如此美妙。

She said, I love you, man.

她說，我愛你，夥計。

I love you're doing your beautiful social media thing.

我喜歡你在做你美麗的社交媒體的事情。

I'm so honored to be included in this.

我很榮幸能被列入其中。

I stay crushing on and admiring you from 3,000 miles away.

我一直在三千里外暗戀著你，欣賞著你。

I gave you a nine for dateability because you are

我給你的約會能力打了九分，因為你是...

3,000 miles away and long distance lowkey sucks

3,000英里以外的長途電話很爛。

compared to in real life.

與現實生活中相比。

You know this.

你知道的

Anyway, I love you and want to cook

總之，我喜歡你，想做飯

nasty squash with you again.

討厭的瓜子又和你在一起了。

Oh, that was so sweet.

哦，那是如此甜蜜。

The line in between like dating and friendship

在約會和友誼之間的界限

in lesbian relationships is so confusing.

在女同性戀關係中是如此混亂。

Like, I don't know if I want to be you,

就像，我不知道我是否想成為你。

if I want to be with you, and if I just like,

如果我想和你在一起， 如果我只是喜歡，

want to be your best friend.

想成為你最好的朋友。

Jessica, so Jess is somebody I met on Twitter

傑西卡，所以傑西是我在推特上認識的人。

when I was literally like, 14,

當我從字面上看，14歲。

but I've always had like a little crush on her

但我一直都有喜歡她的小暗戀

'cause I thought she was so pretty.

因為我覺得她太漂亮了

Are you queer? Yes.

你是同志嗎？是的，我知道

Did you know that I liked you?

你知道我喜歡你嗎？

Didn't know, hee hee.

不知道，嘿嘿。

I'm known to be oblivious when I'm being

我是眾所周知的忘我，當我被

crushed on unless I'm told.

除非有人告訴我，否則就會被壓在身上。

Yeah, definitely never expressed it to her.

是啊，絕對沒有向她表達過。

Did you like me back?

你也喜歡我嗎？

She said attracted to you, but never got the chance

她說喜歡你，但一直沒有機會。

to get to know you better.

來更好地瞭解你。

Very valid.

非常有效。

Would you have given me a chance if I made a move? Yes.

如果我出手，你會給我機會嗎？會的

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Rate my attractiveness, 10.

評價我的吸引力，10。

Rate my personality, 10.

評價我的個性，10。

Rate my dateability 10.

評價我的約會能力10。

I love these girls.

我喜歡這些女孩。

See, I pick nice girls.