Name: 面對他的紙板剪紙剋星 - CONAN on TBS (Conan Confronts His Cardboard Cutout Nemesis - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-10-27T18:18:29.000Z
Duration: 4 min 10 s

過去簡單式

we took a page from Major League Baseball,

我們借鏡了美國職業棒球大聯盟的做法。

and we filled our audience with cardboard cutouts.

我們用紙板剪紙填滿了我們的觀眾。

We had fans send in their photos, we put in cutouts,

我們讓粉絲髮來他們的照片，我們放上剪紙。

and we had a packed house the last couple of nights,

我們有一個擠滿了房子的最後幾個晚上。

We have got I mean, the aisles are clogged,

我們已經得到了我的意思是，過道被堵塞。

[Andy] I know the aisles are just jammed.

I can't move, not just because it's crowded

我不能動，不只是因為這裡太擠了。

I've never seen in many years of doing this show,

我做這個節目這麼多年，從來沒有見過。

I've never seen this many people in an audience.

In fact, we've had some concern from the Fire Department.

事實上，我們已經從消防局得到了一些關注。

Yeah, this could be a fire code violation right now.

是啊，這可能是違反消防法規的權利。

"Conan God forbid there should be a fire in the theater,

"柯南上帝保佑，劇場裡不要發生火災。

I wanna promise you all I can get out of here instantly,

我想向你們保證，我可以馬上離開這裡。

even though there are lots of fans in the aisles,

"Conan, I smell smoke there could be a fire."

"柯南，我聞到了煙味，可能是火災。"

Conan I smell smoke there could be a fire.

柯南，我聞到了煙味，可能是火災。

好了，謝謝大家的收聽，夥計們。

We'll be back tomorrow with more of whatever this is.

我們明天會帶著更多的不管是什麼東西回來。

I do hope I didn't offend any of my fans,

我希望我沒有得罪任何我的粉絲。

who sent in cutouts and just saw them crushed.

誰送來的剪紙，只見他們被粉碎。

I do wanna say that these cutouts are helping me.

我想說，這些剪紙幫了我大忙。

took the time to send in photos to give me an audience.

Really, sincerely I thank all of you, except one person.

真的，真心感謝大家，除了一個人。

Caleb thinks he's so much better than me.

whenever I come out on this stage, I see you, judging me.

每當我站在這個舞臺上，我就會看到你，在評判我。

Same look my father gave me every day of my life.

和我父親每天給我的表情一樣。

It's you or me Caleb, one of us has to go.

不是你就是我，凱勒布，我們中的一個必須去。

There isn't room in this theater for both of us.

這個劇院裡沒有我們兩個人的空間。

Technically, there is, plenty of room your

從技術上講，有，有足夠的空間，你的。

too dimensional, take up much space but still,

太立體了，佔了很多空間，但還是。

Caleb and I are going to lunch after the show.

迦勒和我要在演出結束後去吃午飯。

他是一個很酷的傢伙。我喜歡他。

哦，所以突然間你成了Caleb的朋友。

he says lots of nice stuff about me and frankly, I like it.

他說了很多關於我的好話，坦白說，我喜歡這樣。

Okay, alright. Fine, be friends with Caleb.

好吧，好吧。好吧，是朋友與迦勒。

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