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  • As you probably know,

    你可能知道。

  • we took a page from Major League Baseball,

    我們借鏡了美國職業棒球大聯盟的做法。

  • and we filled our audience with cardboard cutouts.

    我們用紙板剪紙填滿了我們的觀眾。

  • We had fans send in their photos, we put in cutouts,

    我們讓粉絲髮來他們的照片,我們放上剪紙。

  • and we had a packed house the last couple of nights,

    我們有一個擠滿了房子的最後幾個晚上。

  • maybe you've seen that.

    也許你已經看到了。

  • But now it's standing room only.

    但現在只能站著看了。

  • Check it out. Look at this.

    看看吧看看這個。

  • [Andy] Wow.

    [安迪]哇。

  • We have got I mean, the aisles are clogged,

    我們已經得到了我的意思是,過道被堵塞。

  • [Andy] I know the aisles are just jammed.

    我知道過道很擁擠。

  • I can't move, not just because it's crowded

    我不能動,不只是因為這裡太擠了。

  • because that guy's behind me.

    因為那傢伙在我後面

  • [Canon] Yeah I don't want to give him

    是啊,我不想給他。

  • an excuse to leap.

    躍的藉口。

  • Yeah, no.

    是的,沒有。

  • Strike This is in unprecedented,

    罷這是在前所未有的。

  • I've never seen in many years of doing this show,

    我做這個節目這麼多年,從來沒有見過。

  • I've never seen this many people in an audience.

    我從來沒有見過這麼多觀眾。

  • In fact, we've had some concern from the Fire Department.

    事實上,我們已經從消防局得到了一些關注。

  • It's very dangerous.

    這是非常危險的。

  • Yeah, this could be a fire code violation right now.

    是啊,這可能是違反消防法規的權利。

  • [Andy] Right?

    對嗎?

  • I know that a lot of you are concerned

    我知道你們很多人都很關心

  • "Conan God forbid there should be a fire in the theater,

    "柯南上帝保佑,劇場裡不要發生火災。

  • "would you be safe?"

    "你會安全嗎?"

  • I wanna promise you all I can get out of here instantly,

    我想向你們保證,我可以馬上離開這裡。

  • if I need to,

    如果我需要。

  • even though there are lots of fans in the aisles,

    即使過道里有很多粉絲。

  • I know how to take care of number one.

    我知道如何照顧第一號。

  • Andy, do me a favor just say

    安迪,幫我個忙,就說

  • "Conan, I smell smoke there could be a fire."

    "柯南,我聞到了煙味,可能是火災。"

  • Conan I smell smoke there could be a fire.

    柯南,我聞到了煙味,可能是火災。

  • Taj!

    泰姬陵!

  • (carton rustling)

    (紙盒沙沙聲)

  • Get me to of here!(carton rustling)

    把我弄出去!(紙盒沙沙聲)

  • Get me out of here!(carton rustling)

    讓我離開這裡!(紙盒沙沙聲)

  • I want out!(carton rustling)

    我想退出!

  • Get me out!(carton rustling)

    把我弄出去!

  • Get me out of here!(carton rustling)

    讓我離開這裡!(紙盒沙沙聲)

  • I want out!

    我想退出!

  • (door bangs)

    (劉海)

  • (Andy laughing)

    (安迪笑)

  • Well, thanks for tuning in, folks.

    好了,謝謝大家的收聽,夥計們。

  • We'll be back tomorrow with more of whatever this is.

    我們明天會帶著更多的不管是什麼東西回來。

  • (Canon panting)

    (佳能氣喘吁吁)

  • Okay, that was a worthwhile exercise,

    好吧,這是一個值得的練習。

  • I do hope I didn't offend any of my fans,

    我希望我沒有得罪任何我的粉絲。

  • who sent in cutouts and just saw them crushed.

    誰送來的剪紙,只見他們被粉碎。

  • On a sincere note,

    真誠的說:

  • I do wanna say that these cutouts are helping me.

    我想說,這些剪紙幫了我大忙。

  • I'm very appreciative that all of you,

    我非常感謝你們所有人。

  • took the time to send in photos to give me an audience.

    花時間發照片給我聽。

  • Really, sincerely I thank all of you, except one person.

    真的,真心感謝大家,除了一個人。

  • That's right, his name is Caleb,

    沒錯,他的名字叫迦勒。

  • and he's from Kansas City, Missouri.

    他來自密蘇里州的堪薩斯城。

  • Look at him.

    看看他

  • Caleb thinks he's so much better than me.

    迦勒認為他比我強多了。

  • Got so much attitude Caleb.

    有這麼多的態度,迦勒。

  • Who are you to judge me Caleb.

    你有什麼資格評判我,迦勒

  • I'm out here trying day in day out,

    我在這裡日復一日的努力。

  • whenever I come out on this stage, I see you, judging me.

    每當我站在這個舞臺上,我就會看到你,在評判我。

  • Same look my father gave me every day of my life.

    和我父親每天給我的表情一樣。

  • Here my name is Caleb.

    我的名字是Caleb

  • I despise you.

    我鄙視你。

  • It's you or me Caleb, one of us has to go.

    不是你就是我,凱勒布,我們中的一個必須去。

  • There isn't room in this theater for both of us.

    這個劇院裡沒有我們兩個人的空間。

  • Technically, there is, plenty of room your

    從技術上講,有,有足夠的空間,你的。

  • too dimensional, take up much space but still,

    太立體了,佔了很多空間,但還是。

  • I got my eye on you Caleb.

    我看上你了,凱勒布

  • Caleb and I are going to lunch after the show.

    迦勒和我要在演出結束後去吃午飯。

  • What are you doing that for?

    你這樣做是為了什麼?

  • He's a cool guy. I like him.

    他是一個很酷的傢伙。我喜歡他。

  • Oh, so suddenly you're Caleb's pal.

    哦,所以突然間你成了Caleb的朋友。

  • Well, I'm not his pal,

    好吧,我不是他的朋友。

  • he says lots of nice stuff about me and frankly, I like it.

    他說了很多關於我的好話,坦白說,我喜歡這樣。

  • Okay, alright. Fine, be friends with Caleb.

    好吧,好吧。好吧,是朋友與迦勒。

  • I will

    我將

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你可能知道。

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