Hi.

嗨，我的天

Nice to have you here.

很高興你能來

First of all, congratulations, an Oscar nomination.

首先，恭喜你，獲得了奧斯卡提名。

Catch Me if You Can.

如果你能抓住我的話

It's got to feel-- Thank you.

它必須感覺 - 謝謝你。

very good.

很好。

(audience cheering)

（觀眾歡呼）

It's all good. (audience cheering)

這一切都很好。（觀眾歡呼）

It's very strange, how do you feel about your performance?

很奇怪，你覺得自己的表現如何？

Cause clearly people loved it,

因為很明顯，人們喜歡它。

but are you able to watch yourself?

但你能看著自己嗎？

How do you feel about it?

你是怎麼想的？

I thought it was very good.

我覺得很不錯。

I liked the movie very much.

我非常喜歡這部電影。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

So you give yourself two thumbs up.

所以你給自己豎起兩個大拇指。

You know, what's great is that you have that

你知道，什麼是偉大的是，你有那個。

it of course takes place maybe in the early sixties.

當然，它可能發生在60年代初。

So you get to wear those great sort of early sixties clothes

所以你可以穿上那些六十年代初的漂亮衣服

you're wearing, you know, the thin ties,

你穿著，你知道，細領帶。

the hat, you get to wear the cool hat.

帽子，你就能戴上酷帽。

You must have liked that, dressing up that way.

你一定很喜歡這樣，打扮成那樣。

Absolutely, it was very,

當然，這是很。

it was powerful really because when I put the hat on,

它是強大的真的，因為當我戴上帽子，

and the overcoat and the shoes and I got the haircut

還有大衣和鞋子，我還剪了頭髮。

and I looked exactly like my father.

我和我父親長得一模一樣

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

Just the way your father did.

就像你父親一樣

Yes, and he had that hat.

是的，他有那頂帽子。

He had that coat, it was that time.

他有那件外套，就是那個時候。

In fact, when that movie takes place,

事實上，當這部電影發生。

my father would have been about the same age I am now.

我父親應該和我現在的年齡差不多。

So they say that man one morning get up

所以他們說，一個人有一天早上起來

and look in the mirror and they see their father.

並在鏡子裡看到他們的父親。

Well, I had that happen to me in a big way on this movie.

在這部電影裡，我有過這樣的經歷。

Right, right.

對，對。

I see my mom, I don't know why.

我看到我媽，不知道為什麼。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

I'm like hi Conan?

我就像嗨柯南？

And someone in the mirror is like, hi honey.

鏡子裡的人就像，嗨，親愛的。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

it's very...

很...

can I just talk to you about your hair for a moment

我能和你談談你的頭髮嗎？

and please (audience cheering)

請

No, I wanna, I know this has been discussed.

不，我想，我知道這已經被討論過了。

(audience clapping)

（觀眾鼓掌）

I knew you were gonna talk about my hair.

我就知道你會談論我的頭髮。

I know this has been discussed and I just can't help it.

我知道這已經被討論過了，但我就是忍不住。

I'm obsessed with hair.

我對頭髮很著迷。

I spend hours on my hair.

我花了幾個小時在我的頭髮上。

There's mayonnaise, there's there's fiber fill insulation.

有蛋黃醬，有... ...有纖維填充保溫層。

But you have great hair, when we've met before,

但你的頭髮很好看，我們以前見過。

we've always talked about hair.

我們一直在談論頭髮。

Yes, I'm obsessed with it.

是的，我對它很著迷。

But today your hair

但今天你的頭髮

is going straight up. It's huge.

是直上。這是巨大的。

No, I have to apologize. It looks like you blew dry

不，我必須道歉。看來你是吹乾了

it upside down in a cave, you know?

它顛倒在一個山洞裡，你知道嗎？

I have to apologize.

我必須要道歉。

I've been sitting around the house a lot and it got huge.

我在家裡坐了很久，它變得很大。

(laughing loudly)

（大笑）

And I really- What do you just sitting

我真的... ... 你剛才坐著幹什麼？

around the house?

在家裡？

What absorbing moisture?

什麼吸收水分？

And eating, do you find that when your hair

吃飯的時候，你會不會發現，當你的頭髮。

gets really big, you know that you gain weight?

變得非常大，你知道你的體重增加了嗎？

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

No, I do not find that to be true.

不，我不認為這是真的。

So you're saying that as your hair grows longer,

所以你是說，隨著你的頭髮越來越長。

you gain weight?

你的體重增加了嗎？

I've been gaining weight, and I have to lose it.

我的體重一直在增加，我必須要減掉它。

So if I get a haircut, you shrink.

所以如果我理髮，你就會縮水。

(laughing loudly)

（大笑）

This is such a fantastic theory.

這真是一個奇妙的理論。

Do you mean you don't even- No, it's something

你是說你甚至不... ... 不，是這樣的

I've noticed from working in the theater.

我在劇院工作時就注意到了。

If you do like a Shakespeare play

如果你真的喜歡莎士比亞的戲劇

and you put on a big costume,

而你卻穿上了大禮服。

then you look ridiculous because your head is tiny

那麼你看起來很可笑，因為你的頭是微小的

and you've got this big gown.

而你有這個大禮服。

So then you have to put on a big wig to make it fill out.

所以就得戴上一頂大假髮，讓它充實起來。

And I think that happens naturally too.

我想這也是自然發生的。

But as you think, what you're seeing is that

但是，當你思考的時候，你看到的是...

as your hair bigger, something in your body signals,

當你的頭髮變大的時候，你身體裡的一些信號。

Yes.

是的，我知道

you must gain weight to compensate for your big hair.

你必須增加體重來彌補你的大頭髮。

Yep, that's right, match your hair.

是的，沒錯，配合你的頭髮。

(laughing)

（笑）

But I'm gonna get a hair cut

但我要去理髮

and I'm gonna lose weight.

我要去減肥。

That's the strangest theory I believe I've ever heard.

這是我聽過的最奇怪的理論了。

And I'm gonna, I'm sure I'll be reading in three years

我相信三年後我一定會讀到

that the working theory in the new England journal

新英格蘭雜誌的工作理論

of medicine and you'll be correct.

的醫學，你就會對。

Yep, I should have a videotape and make a lot of money.

是的，我應該有一盤錄像帶，賺很多錢。

Like a lose weight video where

就像一個減肥視頻，其中

it's you just getting your hair cut?

是你剛剪完頭髮嗎？

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

That's a great, great theory.

這是一個偉大的，偉大的理論。

Now of course you're nominated, this is very exciting.

當然，你被提名了，這很令人興奮。

Last time you were nominated, you won.

上次你被提名的時候，你贏了。

Yup.

是啊

Deer Hunter.

獵鹿人。

And a fantastic role.

而且是個神奇的角色。

(audience clapping)

（觀眾鼓掌）

I look at that movie sometimes and I love that movie,

我有時會看那部電影，我喜歡那部電影。

but I think that couldn't have,

但我認為這不可能。

it must have been a very difficult,

這一定是一個非常困難的。

obviously emotional movie to film Deer Hunter,

明顯的情感電影來拍攝《獵鹿人》。

but you also had to work in the jungle.

但你也不得不在叢林中工作。

I'm guessing under difficult circumstances.

我猜想在困難的情況下。

Did you, you didn't like that experience?

你，你不喜歡這種經歷嗎？

Well, it was a great experience,

嗯，這是一個偉大的經驗。

you know, to be with the people

你知道的，和人們在一起

in all those different places,

在所有這些不同的地方。

but it's true that I've made a couple of jungle movies

但我確實拍了幾部江湖片。

and I don't like to work in the jungle.

而且我不喜歡在叢林裡工作。

You don't what?

你不什麼？

Tell us what don't you like about the jungle?

說說你不喜歡江湖的什麼？

I mean, at this point in my life,

我的意思是，在我生命的這一點，

I'd have to really need money

我真的需要錢

to make another movie in the jungle.

再拍一部江湖電影。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

Now, what is this specifically about being in the jungle?

現在，這具體是關於在江湖上的什麼？

All the things it's hot, humid and the bugs,

所有的事情，它的炎熱，潮溼和蟲子。

you know, and everything, and the monkeys screaming and-

你知道，和一切， 和猴子的尖叫和 -

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

also alligators and things, you know.

還有鱷魚和其他東西，你知道的。

Well, come on, you're a movie star.

好了，來吧，你是一個電影明星。

You must be protected from those things.

你必須受到保護，不受那些東西的傷害。

You're not like,

你不喜歡。

it's not like you go into your room.

它不喜歡你進入你的房間。

Not really, like the alligators,

不見得，像鱷魚一樣。

you notice that they're always like a couple of inches

你注意到，他們總是像一對夫婦英寸

below the surface and they wait for you to come down

他們在水面下等著你下水

and then they jump.

然後他們就跳了起來。

Oh my God, this has happened to you?

哦，我的上帝，這已經發生在你身上？

Have you ever noticed when you dive under water

你有沒有注意到，當你潛入水底的時候

and you fight an alligator?

而你卻和鱷魚打架？

I mean, that's a pretty-

我的意思是，這是一個漂亮的...

No, it's not funny.

不，這不好笑。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

Yes it is.

是的，它是。

Yes it is.

是的，它是。

Also, I can just see an alligator going

還有，我可以看到一條鱷魚走了

along the water with just as little-

沿著水面，用同樣少的

Waiting, they're always like this deep.

等待，他們總是這樣深沉。

And they're waiting.

而他們在等待。

when you come down, you know, and they go, whoa.

當你下來，你知道，他們去，哇。

(laughing)

（笑）

But then you come along

但是，你來了

and it's just your hair above the surface.

而這只是你的頭髮在表面上。

(audience clapping)

（觀眾鼓掌）

It's coming along.

它的到來。

I'm just imagining things.

我只是在想象。

I imagine, that's what I do.

我想，這就是我的工作。

But I'm getting a hair cut, that's not fair.

但我要剪頭髮，這不公平。

Yeah, you will get a haircut by the time.

是啊，到時候你會理髮的。

Yeah, you will get a haircut

是啊，你會剪頭髮的

and you will lose all that weight.

你會失去所有的重量。

People are obsessed with,

人們迷戀。

people are obsessed with, I'm obsessed with your hair,

人們迷戀，我迷戀你的頭髮。

but many people are obsessed with your voice.

但很多人都迷戀你的聲音。

In fact, people love to do impressions of you,

其實，大家都喜歡對你做印象。

they just love it.

他們只是喜歡它。

It must be easy.

一定很容易。

I don't think it's that it's easy.

我不認為這是很容易的。

I mean, have you in your own life

我的意思是，你在自己的生活中

haven't you encountered people that do impressions of you?

你沒有遇到過對你有印象的人嗎？

Ooh, absolutely.

哦，絕對的。

Yeah, I have a friend who was a wonderful actor

是啊，我有個朋友是個出色的演員。

and he does me on his answering machine.

而他用答錄機給我打了電話。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

So when I call him, I talk to myself.

所以當我給他打電話的時候，我就會自言自語。

(laughing)

（笑）

Which has got to be strange.

這就很奇怪了。

We notice cheer that over,

我們注意到歡呼，過。

just this isn't even over a very long period of time, is it?

只是這並不是一個很長的時間段，是嗎？

This is just over a very short period of time,

這只是在很短的時間內。

a lot of people have spontaneously launched

很多人都自發地發起了

into Christopher Walken impression.

變成克里斯托弗-沃肯的印象。

So we thought,

所以我們認為。

we'd honor you with a little montage right now.

我們會向你致敬，現在一個小蒙太奇。

Let's let's take a look at this.

讓我們來看看這個。

(audience clapping)

（觀眾鼓掌）

I put the cat box outside on a balcony.

我把貓盒放在外面的陽臺上。

Look around you're in the taxi cab.

看看周圍，你在計程車上。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

There should be a seat belt.

應該有一個安全帶。

Hey,

嘿嘿

good question.

好問題

I got a question.

我有個問題

Which one of you can guess

你們誰能猜到

what I've buried under my house.

我埋在我家下面的東西。

I did a show for Bravo.

我為Bravo做了一個節目。

That was, it was nice.

那是，那是很好的。

(audience cheering)

（觀眾歡呼）

It is nice.

這是很好的。

(audience cheering)

（觀眾歡呼）

Who was that last guy?

最後那個人是誰？

That's Hammer he's just very good at impressions who knew?

那是哈默，他只是很擅長印象，誰知道呢？

You clearly, I mean, you've, you've played

你很清楚，我的意思是，你已經，你已經發揮了

many evil characters.

很多邪惡的角色。

You're terrific actor and you've you've portrayed many types

你是個了不起的演員，你... ...你塑造過很多類型的角色

of people, but you clearly, you,

的人，但你顯然，你。

you like to play an evil character, don't you.

你喜歡扮演一個邪惡的角色，不是嗎？

Sure? I like to work.

真的嗎？我喜歡工作

And I think,

而我認為。

you know,

你知道的

movies are so expensive to make that it makes sense that

電影的製作成本如此之高，所以說

certain people are the lovers,

某些人是戀人。

certain people are the funny,

某些人是有趣的。

you know, friend,

你知道，朋友。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

And there's the villain and you know, I'm,

還有反派，你知道，我。

I'm happy to be the villain.

我很高興能成為反派。

Do you enjoy it?

你喜歡嗎？

Is it more fun to play an evil character?

扮演一個邪惡的角色是否更有趣？

I do.

我是這麼想的

Because evil in the movies is sort of, you know,

因為電影中的邪惡是一種，你知道的。

it can be funny.

它可以是有趣的。

There's an equation between what's funny and scary.

有趣和可怕之間有一個等式。

And I think that that, that, that belongs to the movies,

而我認為，那，那，那是屬於電影的。

not life, you know, life is scary, but then.

不是生活，你知道，生活是可怕的，但隨後，

Movies, movies are not scary.

電影，電影並不可怕。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Life is scary, but not movies.

生活是可怕的，但不是電影。

What's an example of like a movie where it's so scary

有什麼例子像電影一樣，它是如此的可怕。

that it's kind of funny.

這是一種有趣的。

Oh, it happens all the time.

哦，它發生所有的時間。

I don't you think there's a kind of like fine line?

我不認為有一種像細線？

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

I'm not going to help you out.

我不會幫你的。

I want a specific example.

我想要一個具體的例子。

I see what you're saying.

我明白你的意思了

Like, if something's really, it,

就像，如果有些東西真的，它。

it's the natural human reaction you got to.

這是人類的自然反應，你得。

It's so scary you got to laugh.

太嚇人了，你得笑。

Yeah I do.

是啊，我做的。

And you know, there's, I think there's a,

你知道，有，我想有一個。

a connection between laughing and smiling and,

笑與笑之間的聯繫，以及。

and being a little nervous and all comic writers.

和有點緊張，所有的漫畫作者。

I think dealing with that.

我覺得處理這個問題。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

You're saying all comedians are evil.

你是說所有的喜劇演員都是邪惡的。

There there's a range side.

有一個範圍側。

No, but I think there's something a little bit scary about

不，但我認為有一些東西 有點可怕的關於

things that are funny.

有趣的事情。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

Do you find me very scary?

你覺得我很可怕嗎？

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

Your hair?

你的頭髮？

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

(audience clapping)

（觀眾鼓掌）

You find my hair frightening.

你覺得我的頭髮很嚇人。

I always thoroughly enjoy it. Take that.

我總是很喜歡它。拿著這個

Take that?

拿到了嗎？