(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

(goop squelching)

(goop squelching)

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

(goop squelching)

(goop squelching)

(monster growling)

（怪物咆哮）

(monster roaring)

（怪物咆哮）

(Orange maniacally laughing)

(橘子狂笑)

- [Orange] Happy Shocktober, fruit lovers!

- [橙子]震盪十月快樂，水果愛好者們!

A while back, I did a Draw My Life episode.

前段時間，我做了一集《畫出我的人生》。

But today, I wanna tell you about the spookiest,

但今天，我想告訴你關於最詭異的。

scariest dream I've ever had.

我做過的最可怕的夢。

It's pretty weird.

這是非常奇怪的。

But then again, what dream isn't?

不過話說回來，什麼夢不是呢？

So get ready for a glimpse into the mind inside the ride,

所以，準備好在騎行過程中一睹為快吧。

'cause this is the Annoying Orange's Draw My Nightmare!

因為這是惱人的橙子的畫我的惡夢!

(Orange maniacally laughing)

(橘子狂笑)

It was nighttime.

當時是晚上。

Lightening crashed, rain poured!

電閃雷鳴，大雨傾盆!

I was standing in the middle of a really tall bridge

我當時站在一座很高的橋中間。

and I had to make a terrible choice.

我不得不做出一個可怕的選擇。

See, I wasn't just standing in the middle of a bridge,

你看，我不只是站在橋中間。

I was standing in the middle of a booby trap

我正站在一個誘殺裝置的中間。

set by the Joker!

由小丑設置！

(Joker evilly laughing)

（小丑邪惡的笑）

On one end of the bridge,

在橋的一端。

Passion was tied up and dangling over a pit of knives!

激情被綁著吊在刀坑上!

There was a candle slowly burning through a rope

有一根蠟燭通過繩子慢慢地燃燒著。

and once the rope snaps,

而一旦繩子斷裂。

she'd be a total goner!

她會是一個總的goneer！

Now way on the other end of the bridge,

現在在橋的另一端。

Pear was tied up and dangling over a vat filled with sharks!

梨子被綁起來，吊在一個裝滿鯊魚的大桶上!

As soon as his rope burn all the way through,

只要他的繩索一路燃燒。

he'd fall into the shark vat

落井下石

and all those innocent sharks would probably die

所有這些無辜的鯊魚可能會死

from boredom after talking to him for awhile.

和他聊了一會兒後，因為無聊。

The Joker told me I could only save one

小丑告訴我，我只能救一個。

and I had to choose now!

我現在不得不選擇！

Now okay, I'll admit I started moving

現在好了，我承認我開始動了。

in the direction of Passion.

在激情的方向。

I mean, I flinched okay?

我是說，我退縮了好嗎？

I literally moved one muscle.

我真的是動了一根筋。

But that doesn't mean I'm in love with her, okay?

但這並不意味著我愛上了她，好嗎？

It doesn't! (chuckles)

它沒有！（笑）

Anyway, the moment I moved,

總之，在我動身的那一刻。

The Joker started laughing.

小丑開始笑了。

(Joker evilly laughing)

（小丑邪惡的笑）

The holograms of Passion and Pear both vanished!

激情和梨子的全息影像都消失了!

Yeah, turns out they were both holograms this whole time!

是啊，原來他們倆一直都是全息圖!

Then The Joker pushed a button

然後小丑按了一個按鈕

and blew the fridge right up from under me

然後把冰箱從我身下炸開了

and said I had totally fallen for it!

並說我已經完全愛上了它!

(Joker evilly laughing)

（小丑邪惡的笑）

As it turns out, it was actually a pretty good pun.

事實證明，這其實是一個很好的雙關語。

'Cause without a bridge under me,

因為沒有橋在我下面

I started falling!

我開始掉下去了！

And I fell for a long time.

而我卻淪陷了很久。

And here's the worst part!

最糟糕的是！

I fell past a bunch of people I recognized

我從一群我認識的人身邊跌倒

and they all made fun of me

他們都取笑我

for being in love with Passion.

因為愛上了《激情》。

Which I'm not, by the way!

對了，我不是！

But I didn't have time to explain it to them,

但我沒有時間向他們解釋。

'cause I was falling way too fast.

因為我摔得太快了

But here's where it gets really weird.

但這裡是它變得非常奇怪的地方。

A lot of them were in their underwear!

很多人都是穿著內褲的!

And that's when I looked down

這時我低頭一看

and realized I was in my underwear,

並意識到我是在我的內褲。

which made no sense!

毫無意義

'Cause the only time I ever wear underwear

"因為我唯一一次穿內褲

is when I'm dreaming.

是我做夢的時候。

And that's when I realized I was in a nightmare!

這時我才意識到自己是在做噩夢!

I started looking forward to hitting the ground,

我開始期待著落地。

because you always wake up right

因為你總是醒來的權利

before you hit the ground, you know?

在你落地之前，你知道嗎？

So I kept waiting to hit the ground and I kept waiting,

所以我一直在等著打地鋪，我一直在等著。

and finally, I realized I was traveling through a tube

最後，我意識到我正在通過一個管子旅行。

that went all the way through the center of the earth!

貫穿了地球中心!

There was no bottom!

根本就沒有底!

And to make matters worse,

更糟糕的是

as I passed through the middle of the earth's core,

當我從地心之中經過的時候。

I got blasted with radiation from all sides!

我受到了來自四面八方的輻射!

I started to mutate and grow extra eyeballs on my butt.

我開始變異，屁股上多長出了眼珠子。

Well, I thought it was actually kind of cool at first,

好吧，我覺得這其實是一種很酷的在第一。

but I'd soon regret having all those eyeballs

但我很快就會後悔擁有這些眼球了

when I finally popped out on the other side

當我終於跳出另一邊的時候。

of the world in China!

在中國的世界！

That's 'cause like,

這是因為像。

every scary person ever was there to jump scare me

每個可怕的人都在那裡跳嚇唬我

as soon as I came out of the tube!

我從管子裡出來的時候，就發現了!

Freddy was there,

弗雷迪在那裡。

Slenderman, Bendy, Baldy,

Slenderman, Bendy, Baldy,

my sixth grade English teacher!

我六年級的英語老師！

We're talking scary people!

我們說的是可怕的人！

And I had enough eyeballs to get jump scared

我的眼珠子都快跳出來了。

by all of them at once!

一下子就被他們全部搞定了!

So many jump scares at once deserve more than one scream!

如此多的跳躍式驚嚇同時出現，值得尖叫不止!

And fortunately, I had mutated

而幸運的是，我已經變異了

a few extra mouths by this point,

這時多了幾張嘴。

so I was able to scream out of all of 'em!

所以，我能夠尖叫出來的所有'時間！

(Orange screaming)

（橙色尖叫）

Anyway, me and all my extra eyes and mouths fell back down

總之，我和我所有多餘的眼睛和嘴巴都倒下了。

into the tube and started falling back towards

到管子裡，並開始回落向

the other side of the world!

在世界的另一邊

Which I was actually pretty excited about,

其實我很興奮。

because this time when I passed by all those people

因為這次我經過那些人身邊的時候

telling me I love Passion,

告訴我，我愛激情。

I had enough mouths to explain the truth.

我有足夠的嘴來解釋真相。

But the scariest part of the nightmare hadn't happened yet!

但最可怕的噩夢還沒有發生!

As I was passing back through the center of the earth,

當我從地心回過頭來的時候。

I ran smack-dab into a herd of dancing hippos!

我撞上了一群跳舞的河馬!

Ugh, these guys were everywhere

唉，這些傢伙到處都是

and they were plugging up the whole tube!

他們把整個管子都堵住了!

I couldn't get by.

我過不下去了。

They surrounded me!

他們包圍了我！

Everywhere I looked,

我所看到的每一個地方。

there was a dancing hippo!

有一個跳舞的河馬！

And that's a lot of places to look,

而且要找的地方還真不少。

'cause I had so many eyeballs by this point.

'因為我有這麼多的眼球由這一點。

But to pass the time,

但為了打發時間。

I decided to see if I could touch all my tongues

我決定看看能不能摸到我所有的舌頭

to all my eyeballs.

我所有的眼球。

But that was a bad idea,

但這是個壞主意。

because I just wound up licking a bunch

因為我剛剛結束了舔一堆

of hippo butts by accident!

河馬屁股的意外！

(Orange groaning)

(橙子的呻吟聲)

On the plus side,

往好的方面想。

I did wake up at this point,

這時我確實醒了。

because my tongue had finally touched the bottom!

因為我的舌頭終於觸及到了底線!

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

Talk about the end, am I right? (laughs)

說到最後，我說的對嗎？（笑）

Okay, okay!

好吧，好吧！

See ya next time!

下次見！

And just remember,

記住

I do not love Passion, okay?

我不愛激情，好嗎？

I don't!

我不知道！

(upbeat guitar music)

（歡快的吉他音樂）