How's it going? Good I'm Adam. I'm Jeff nice to meet you

你好嗎？ 我很好，我叫亞當。 我是傑夫，很高興認識你

Hi I'm Kaitlyn

嗨，我是凱特琳!

You look nervous

你看起來很緊張

I'm always nervous

我總是處於緊張的狀態

Why?

為什麼？

I'm a pretty nervous guy

我就是一個很容易緊張的人

This is Keddy

她是凱蒂

Hi nice to meet you

嗨~很高興認識妳喔

Why did you ever think it was a sin?

為什麼你覺得這是一種罪?

Because it says so in the bible

因為聖經上說這種行為是不對的

So which one of you is gay?

所以你們哪一位是同性戀？

Right here

是我

We were taught that it's wrong

我們的教育告訴我們這是錯的

How do you kiss another guy? I don't get that

我不懂，你是怎麼親吻另一個男生的？

The same way you kiss another girl

就像你親吻另一個女孩一樣啊

So are you gay?

妳是同性戀？

Yeah

對呀

You're so pretty to be gay

妳太漂亮了 不像同性戀

I feel like gay men have more sex than straight men

我覺得同性戀男好像比異性戀男有更多性經驗

I don't know I've been with my boyfriend for 10 years and I've never had sex with

我不知道耶..我跟我男朋友在一起十年了

anybody else

除了他以外我沒跟其他人做過愛

Well I play the banjo

嗯~我會彈班卓琴

That's cute

真可愛

I don't have a natural response to that

呃，我沒辦法對你的評價做出自然的反應

You're kind of cute

你有點可愛

That doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt? No

這不傷人吧？ 會嗎？ 當然不會

I like your lipstick

我喜歡妳口紅的顏色

Thank you

謝謝

I could do without the gay parade

不是在同志遊行的話我想我做得到

Then don't go

那你就不要去

If you didn't know would you think I was gay?

如果我沒說你會知道我是同性戀嗎？

Yeah

知道呀

You'd knew?

妳知道？

Yeah

當然

Really?

真的嗎？

Of course I mean look at you you're gorgeous

當然囉，我是說，看看你這麼閃閃動人的

We can start with a handshake

我們可以從握手開始

Hello

哈囉

Do you want to just go for it?

你要想直接來嗎？

I've never you know

我從來沒有這種經驗

Should we start with hugging first

我們應該從抱抱開始嗎？

Fine fine

好啊

Okay now give a good. Oh yeah there we go

來個美好的擁抱吧，耶~就像這樣

It's okay right?

還可以吧？

You're easy to hug

妳很好抱呢

Squishing, our boobs together? Okay

擠一下，噢胸部貼胸部？好吧

Okay lets bring it in for a hug here

來吧就來個擁抱吧

I'll try not to hug too strong

我儘量不要抱得太用力

It's going to be a bro hug?

這是個兄弟間的擁抱嗎？

I did shave before coming so I'm probably a little less scary

來之前我有刮鬍子，所以可能覺得沒那麼害怕了

Where?

你說哪裡？

My face

我的臉

Okay

Okay

You kind of remind me of my husband do you know that?

你知道嗎，你讓我想到我老公

I'm still normal you're still normal

我還是正常人，妳也是正常人

Same people just hugging

維持原本的樣子，只是擁抱

You rock it like a super star

妳戴起來就像超級巨星

Yeah absolutely

完全就是

You seem like a cool guy I just think your whole sex thing is kind of gross

你滿酷的，我只覺得關於你做愛的部份有點噁心

I think your whole sex thing is kind of gross

我也覺得你做愛的事有點噁

Fair enough

很公平

It's true

那倒是真的