DOING A THING ON THE SHOW CALLED A "LATE, LATE SHOW" AND TELL

做一件事的節目稱為 "遲到，遲到的節目"，並告訴。

WHERE WE ASK OUR GUESTS TO SHARE SOMETHING WITH US FROM THEIR

在這裡，我們請我們的客人與我們分享他們的一些事情。

HOME THAT WE MAY OTHERWISE NEVER GET TO SEE.

我們可能永遠也見不到的家。

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH US TONIGHT?

你今晚有什麼想和我們分享的嗎？

>> I DO.

>> 我願意。

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE AWARE, I WAS IN THE MOVIE DUMB & DUMBER.

我不知道你是否知道，我在電影《蠢貨與蠢貨》裡。

>> James: WE ABSOLUTELY ARE AWARE.

>> 詹姆斯。我們當然知道。

>> PLEASE, PLEASE, STAY SEATED.

>> 請，請，坐好。

WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING THAT, THERE IS OF COURSE THE CHAIR

當我們拍攝的時候，當然有主席。

LIFT SCENE WHERE I'M ON THE CHAIR AND MY TONGUE GET STUCK TO

抬起來的場景，我在椅子上，我的舌頭被卡住了。

THE POLE, HERE SAY PICTURE, A PICTURE FROM THE MOVIE, RIGHT.

杆，這裡說的圖片，從電影的圖片，右。

OKAY.

好的。

WE PLAYED MADE 12 TONS BECAUSE THAT OF COURSE ISN'T D-- 12

我們玩的是12噸，因為那當然不是D... 12

TONGUES, THAT ISN'T MY REAL TONGUE TRK DOESN'T STRETCH THAT

TONGUES，那不是我真正的TONGUES TRK不拉開距離。

FAR.

遠。

SO THIS IS ONE OF THE TONGUES THAT THEY MADE, THERE WAS A

所以這是他們做的一個調子，有一個。

PIECE THAT YOU WOULD PUT IN AND IT HAD AN UPPER AND-- IT FIT

你可以把它放在上面，它有一個上面和 - 它適合

YOUR MOUTH AND THEN IT HAD RAY LITTLE SCREW HOLE AND WOULD YOU

你的嘴，然後它有雷的小螺絲孔，你會不會

LITERALLY SCREW THE TONGUE IN, AND THEN SO IT IS.

真的把音調擰進去，然後就這樣了。

>> THAT IS SENSATIONAL.

>> 這是感性的。

WHAT A-- THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW N TELL.

什麼A -- 這是我最喜歡的節目和故事。

S IT TRUE, JEFF, I HEARD ONCE THAT YOUR AGENT BEGGED YOU NOT

是真的嗎，傑夫，我聽說過一次，你的代理求你不要。

TO DO DUMB & DIRM, IS THAT TRUE?

要做啞巴和傻子，是真的嗎？

>> YES, THERE WAS A CONVERSATION THE NATURE BEFORE I FLEW OUT TO

>> 是的，在我出國之前，我們曾有過一次自然的對話。

START REHEARSALS WHERE THREE AGENTS GOT ON THE PHONE AND TWO

開始排練時，三個特工打電話，兩個特工打電話

OF THEM SAID WE'RE GOING TO STOP YOU.

他們說，我們要阻止你。

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS.

你不打算這樣做。

IT WILL RUIN YOUR CAREER.

它會毀了你的職業生涯。

JIM CARREY IS VERY TALENTED AND WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, JEFF, IS

JIM CARREY很有天賦，恕我直言，JEFF是一個很有天賦的人

HE DPING TO ACT YOU OFF THE SCREEN.

他要把你從螢幕上表演出來。

I SAID OKAY.

我說好的。

MAYBE.

也許吧

BUT I THINK THERE ARE THREE SCENES, THE CHAIR LIFT WITH THE

但我認為有三場戲，椅子升降機跟那個人的關係。

TONGUE ON THE POLE THERE IS THE SNOWBALL IN THE HEAD.

杆子上的湯藥有雪球在頭頂。

AND THEN THERE IS THE TOILET SCENE.

然後是廁所的場景。

I SAID JIM'S NOT IN ANY OF THOSE.

我說過JIM不在其中的任何一個。

UNLESS THEY CUT THEM OUT OF THE MOVIE, I'M GOING TO SCORE.

除非他們把他們從電影裡刪掉，否則我就會得分。

SO I AM GOOD TO GO.

所以我可以走了。

AND I SAID MY DECISION, I'M GOING TO DO IT AND I'M GLAD I

我說我的決定，我要去做，我很高興我

DID.

是的。

JIM HAS BEEN A FRIEND FOR LIFE.

吉姆是我一生的朋友。

I JUST READ HIS, I DID THE AUDIO BOOK FOR HIS MEMOIRS, WE'VE

我剛剛讀了他的書，我為他的回憶錄做了音頻書，我們已經...

BEEN-- I'M SO GLAD I DID IT FOR SO MANY REASONS.

是... ... 我很高興我這樣做了這麼多的原因。

>> James: WHY I THINK DUMB & DUMBER WORKS IS BECAUSE I THINK

>> 詹姆斯。為什麼我認為笨和笨的作品 是因為我認為。

JIM CARRY OBVIOUSLY IS A BRILLIANT ACTOR.

JIM CARRY顯然是個出色的演員。

BUT HE HAS DONE STANDUP, COMEDY, ALL THOSE THINGS.

但他做過脫口秀，喜劇，所有這些事情。

AN I THINK THERE ARE MANY OTHER FILMS FOR A CASTING DIRECTOR OR

我想還有很多其他的電影可以讓演員導演或者是

A DIRECTOR MILE LOOK TO CAST ANOTHER COMEDIAN.

一個導演哩找另一個喜劇演員來演。

BUT CASTING SORT OF A JUST AN ABSOLUTELY GROUNDED IN TRUTH

但鑄造某種程度上只是一個絕對立足於真理的。

ACTOR IS THE VERY THING THAT MAKES IT WORK, I THINK.

我想，演員就是讓它工作的關鍵。

>> IT'S WHAT JIM WANTED.

>> 這就是吉姆想要的。

JIM KNEW THAT, YOU KNOW, COMEDIANS WILL TRY TO TOP EACH

吉姆知道，你知道，喜劇演員會試圖超越對方

OTHER.

其他：

>> James: YES.

>> 詹姆斯。是的。

>> AND JIM SAID I NEED SOMEBODY WHO IS GOING TO MAKE ME LISTEN.

>> 吉姆說我需要一個能讓我聽話的人。

I'M A SOLO PERFORMER.

我是一個單獨的表演者。

I KIND OF RUN AND GUN BUT I NEED SOMEONE TO-- IT'S TWO PEOPLE,

我有點跑和槍，但我需要有人... 這是兩個人。

IT'S NOT JUST ME.

不僅僅是我。

AND THEN SMARTLY, YOU WANT JIM CARRIE TO BE JIM CARRY, YOU WANT

然後聰明的是，你想讓吉姆-凱利成為吉姆-凱利，你想讓他成為吉姆-凱利。

HIM TO BE THAT COMIC TORNADO THAT HE IS AND INSTEAD OF

他是那個漫畫託納多，他是，而不是。

COMPETING WITH HIM, LET HIM LEAD, IS HE GOING TO LEAD

與他競爭，讓他上司，他要上司嗎？

ANYWAY, AND YOU WANT HIM TO.

無論如何，你希望他。

SO JUST BE THE PUPPY ON THE LEASH.

所以，只要是小狗在皮帶上。

JUST BE THE GUY THAT FOLLOWS.

只要做一個跟隨的人。

LET JIM LEAD AND ARE YOU THE FOLLOWER.

讓吉姆上司，你是跟隨者。

SO I WAS LIKE ON A HALF SECOND DELAY IN EVERY SCENE, YOU KNOW,

所以我在每個場景中都有半秒的延遲，你知道的。

LLOYD WOULD GO HARRY, WHAT, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE ARE YOU CONSTANTLY

洛伊德會去哈里，什麼，你知道，因為你總是

BEHIND.

後面。

AND WHATEVER LLOYD WANTS, THAT IS WHERE WE GO, WE'RE GOING GO

無論洛伊德想要什麼，我們就去哪裡，我們就去哪裡。

OFF THE CLIFF, OKAY.

關閉懸崖，好吧。

AND THAT, THAT MADE IT WORK.

而這，使得它的工作。

>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。謝謝你的分享。

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED SEEING THAT.

我絕對喜歡看這個。

REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FR OUR GUEST THIS EVENING?

REGGIE，你有什麼問題要問我們今晚的嘉賓嗎？

>> Reggie: I DO.

>> 雷吉：我做的。

TONIGHT'S QUERY GOES TO MR. DANIELS.

今晚的問題由丹尼爾先生回答丹尼爾先生

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Reggie: YES, WHAT, WHAT IS THE MOST OPTIMISTIC THING YOU'VE

>> 雷吉：是的，什麼，你做過的最樂觀的事情是什麼？

EVER EXPERIENCED?

經歷過嗎？

WAKING UP IN THE MORNING?

早晨醒來的時候？

>> James: REG.

>> 詹姆斯。REG.

>> Reggie: THAT'S ACTUALLY THE ONLY ANSWER.

>> 雷吉：這實際上是唯一的答案。

>> James: IT'S THE ONLY ANSWER, IT'S COMPLETELY CORRECT.

>> 詹姆斯。這是唯一的答案，這是完全正確的。

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE INCREDIBLE JEFF DANIELS.

女士們，先生們，不可思議的傑夫・丹尼爾斯。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

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