Name: 誠實的預告片 - Robocop (Honest Trailers - Robocop)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T05:03:21.000Z
Duration: 3 min 46 s

This trailer is rated ‘R’ for Robocop.

此預告片分類為"R"級，代表機器戰警

Cause that’s how you make a f*cking Robocop movie!

這才是他X的機器戰警電影該有的樣子

It’s been more than 20 years since Robocop appeared on the big screen

自從機器戰警出現在大螢幕上已相隔超過20年

, and now he’s back, with a flip-up visor,

現在，他回來了，還帶著可掀式的頭盔

Instead, revisit the original masterpiece that is...

撇開不談，來重溫原本的經典大作：

Journey to a futuristic Detroit that’s become a bankrupt crimeridden hellhole.

來看未來的底特律變成了強盜和犯罪的溫床

It’s a city crying out for a savior, and they’ll get one in Robocop, a blatant Jesus

這個城市需要救主，他們得到了機器戰警，很扯的耶穌

But instead of dying for our sins, this Jesus shoots rapists in the d*ck.

但他不是替我們擔罪，這位耶穌射強暴者的鳥

Meet his gum-chewing partner Lewis, a terrible cop who never waits for backup,

來見見他愛嚼口香糖的夥伴露易絲，是個不等後援的爛警察

Together, they’ll take down Old Detroit’s biggest bad guys:

他們將攜手打倒底特律的大壞蛋

Clarence Boddicker, a drug lord who’s got a real way with the ladies,

, an evil corporation that does everything except make consumer products,

一間邪惡的企業能生產除了產品外的任何東西

ED-209, a heavily armed killing machine who loses to a flight of stairs.

ED-209，一具重型軍用殺人武器敗給了一段樓梯

Robo-suit up for the ultimate awesome 80’s movie, full of...

全副武裝欣賞80年代的究極電影，充滿了...

"Now get out of my police station and take laughing boy with you!"

帶走這位傻笑男滾出我的警察局

So return to a time when action movies were made for adults but marketed to children.

回到那段時光，動作片給成人看但市場鎖定兒童

Featuring some of film’s best one liners...

“Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.”

Guarantee you won’t see THAT in the remake.

Robocop is the last movie that needs a freakin remake.

What are they gonna reboot next, Die Hard?

下次他們要拍什麼，終極警探？

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