Now, Rick, Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigation led to the conviction of your boss, Paul Manafort for tax and bank fraud.

現在，裡克，特別顧問羅伯特・穆勒的調查 導致定罪 你的老闆，保羅・馬納福特的稅收和銀行欺詐。

And you pled guilty to financial conspiracy to hide money earned lobbying for foreign governments.

而你認罪的罪名是金融共謀，隱藏為外國政府遊說賺來的錢。

Your testimony was key in the indictments of Manafort as well as Roger Stone.

你的證詞是起訴馬納福特以及羅傑-斯通的關鍵。

You three were basically the rat Pack if they were literal rats.

你們三個如果是字面上的老鼠的話，基本上就是老鼠包。

And because of your cooperation, you received a lighter sentence of 45 weekend days in prison.

而因為你的配合，你獲得了45天週末監禁的輕判。

Wasn't your sentence excessive given you were simply achieving the American dream of serving the interests of Ukraine.

你的刑期是不是太長了，因為你只是在實現美國夢，為烏克蘭的利益服務。

Well, look, the Mueller probe was absolutely useless.

聽著，穆勒的調查絕對是無用的。

Has caused $32 million of taxpayer's money.

已經造成了3200萬元的納稅人的錢。

It went on a little over two years, and so it was absolutely illegitimate.

它持續了兩年多一點，所以它絕對是不合法的。

Don't get out on yourself, Rick.

別自作多情了，瑞克

Nailing your ass for a whole host of a legal was not useless.

釘你的屁股的一大堆法律不是沒有用的。

You hear that, champ?

你聽到了嗎，冠軍？

Is it right that no one from the W N ba put their career on hold to liberate you from a cell you walked freely out of on Monday mornings?

難道W N巴沒有人把自己的事業擱置起來，把你從週一早上自由走出來的牢房裡解放出來嗎？

Well, no, I don't think that's the case at all Were used as targets to get to the president.

不，我不認為是這樣的，我們是作為目標來接近總統的。

And unfortunately, they didn't get to him because there was nothing there to get him on.

而不幸的是，他們沒能找到他，因為那裡沒有什麼可以讓他上的東西。

I'm with Rick on this one.

我和Rick的意見一致

This was an illegitimate investigation.

這是一個非法的調查。

You should not be prosecuted if the cops are investigating a stolen pack of gum and in the process, discover you committed financial conspiracy against the United States of America.

如果警察在調查一包偷來的口香糖時，發現你犯了針對美國的金融陰謀罪，你不應該被起訴。

When your book becomes a movie, do you want the same director from Mandela?

當你的書變成了電影，你還想要曼德拉的那個導演嗎？

Long walk to freedom?

漫長的自由之路？

No, I think I'll look for somebody that z slightly more in tune with the American political scene and can hopefully, you know, keep the story to the true intent that it was written.

不，我想我會找一個更符合美國政治形勢的人 希望能保持故事的真實意圖，這是寫的。

I'm sure Hollywood will find a director that gets you.

我相信好萊塢會找到一個懂你的導演。

That place is full of money grubbing slime balls moving on last December, at your sense, saying you told the judge quote, I wish to express to this court that I accept complete responsibility for my actions that have led me here.

那個地方充滿了金錢貪婪的粘液球移動去年12月，在你的意義上，說你告訴法官報價，我想向這個法庭表示，我接受我的行為，導致我在這裡的完全責任。

But recently you said that everyone involved in the probe should be pardoned.

但最近你說，所有參與調查的人都應該被赦免。

What changed?

是什麼改變了？

Besides your desire to not be the only status craving hair dye spokesperson who came out of there with a record?

除了你希望自己不是唯一一個有身份渴望的染髮劑代言人，從那裡出來的人都有記錄？

Well, I think there's a clear reason why everybody should be pardoned.

我認為有一個明確的理由，為什麼每個人都應該被赦免。

It was an illegitimate investigation.

這是一個非法的調查。

Hopefully, we'll be doing an investigation of the investigators, which I think the attorney general has already started doing and is continuing to Dio.

希望我們會對調查人員進行調查，我想檢察長已經開始這樣做了，而且還在繼續迪奧。

Yes, and I'm sure Bill Bar isn't just doing that to soothe Baby Trump's every Regeneron fueled whim now.

是的，我相信比爾-巴爾這麼做，不僅僅是為了安撫特朗普寶寶現在每一次Regeneron助長的胡思亂想。

Rick Buzzfeed, news investigative journalist Jason Leopold and his colleagues obtained some of the special counsel's memos.

Rick Buzzfeed，新聞調查記者Jason Leopold和他的同事們獲得了特別顧問的一些備忘錄。

Among the discoveries was this correspondence between you and Manafort the day before you pleaded guilty.

其中發現了你和馬納福特之間的通信，就在你認罪的前一天。

Quote.

賠率：

Manafort told Gates that he had been on the phone with Trump's then lawyer, John Dowd.

馬納福特告訴蓋茨，他曾與特朗普當時的律師約翰-多德通電話。

When Trump apparently walked into the room with doubt and said, to Manafort words to the effect of stay strong, Manafort told Gates that Kushner had sent him emails of support.

當特朗普顯然帶著疑問走進房間，對馬納福特說了大意為保持堅強的話語時，馬納福特告訴蓋茨，庫什納曾給他發過支持的電子郵件。

Now, if you could go back to that fateful day, would you have done the right thing and lied your ass off in hopes of scoring a pardon?

現在，如果你能回到那個決定性的日子，你會不會做正確的事，騙你的屁股，希望獲得赦免？

Look, I did the right thing to do the right thing and whether, uh, you know Paul Manafort was suggesting those were statements that actually occurred or not.

你看，我做了正確的事情 做正確的事情，是否，呃，你知道保羅-馬納福特是建議 這些聲明，實際發生或不。

I had to make the best decision.

我必須做出最好的決定。

You know, for my for my family.

你知道，為了我的... 為了我的家人

And so that's exactly you know what I did?

所以這正是你知道我做了什麼嗎？

I didn't look at, you know, a pardon back then, or anything related to any way that the president could shut this investigation down.

我沒有看，你知道，赦免當時， 或任何相關的方式，總統 可以關閉這個調查。

Always interesting when you ask someone about a crime.

當你問別人犯罪的時候，總是很有趣。

And then out of nowhere, they rushed to deny a huge crime like shutting down the investigation.

然後不知從哪裡冒出來的，急忙否認了關閉調查這樣的大罪。

So one of our investigative journalists, Rajat Mehta, wanted to ask you a question.

我們的一位調查記者Rajat Mehta 想問你一個問題。

Unfortunately, he is on vacation in South America, in the rainforest.

不幸的是，他正在南美洲的雨林中度假。

But he said it was so important it was worth spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to send a news truck to him.

但他說，這很重要，花幾十萬元送一輛新聞車給他是值得的。

Raja, are you there?

拉賈，你在嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Hello.

你好啊

Can you guys hear me?

你們能聽到我說話嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Loud and clear.

響亮而清晰。

Rashad.

拉沙德。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Now, what is your question for Rick Gates s?

現在，你有什麼問題要問裡克-蓋茨？

Oh, my, my sources.

哦，我的，我的消息來源。

They're telling me that Thanksgiving is coming up, and I was just wondering Rick to get a pardon.

他們告訴我感恩節快到了，我只是想讓瑞克得到赦免。

Have you considered dressing up like a turkey?

你有沒有考慮過把自己打扮成一隻火雞？

Now?

現在？

I haven't done that yet That I think there are plenty of opportunities to do it the official way.

我還沒有這樣做，我認為有很多機會可以用官方的方式來做。

Do you know what a turkey is?

你知道火雞是什麼嗎？

is it because you think the turkey is something else?

是不是因為你覺得火雞是別的什麼東西？

That's because I'm watching the TV.

那是因為我在看電視。

When the president pardons the turkey is on the day before Thanksgiving.

當總統赦免火雞是在感恩節前一天。

Can you describe what turkey is just to prove it?

你能不能描述一下什麼是火雞就證明一下？

Uh, what a turkey is is a bird that it sounds like you don't know it.

呃，火雞是什麼鳥，聽起來好像你不知道。

What's that?

那是什麼？

Sounds like.

聽起來像：

Sounds like you don't know it.

聽起來你好像不知道。

So anyway, moving along.

所以無論如何，繼續前進。

What?

什麼？

What's all this?

這都是什麼？

Jeffrey Toobin, uh, stuff with the with Wang.

傑弗裡-託賓，呃，與王的東西。

Do you know anything about that thing about that?

你知道關於那個東西的事情嗎？

My sources are telling me you were thinking of doing like, a one upping kind of thing.

我的消息來源告訴我，你正在考慮做一樣，一個上升的那種東西。

Okay, Thank you for your time or shot.

好吧，謝謝你的時間或鏡頭。

Hey, no problem.

嘿，沒問題。

Now, Rick.

現在，裡克。

Let's talk about your relationship with the president.

讓我們來談談你和總統的關係。

Here he is at a Florida rally where he meant to say, Matt Gates, there was my people that caught them.

他在佛羅里達州的一次集會上，他的意思是說，馬特-蓋茨，是我的人抓住了他們。

It was Trump's fault.

這是特朗普的錯。

Always trumps fault.

總是勝過過錯。

Can it ever be like Rick Gates?

能不能像裡克-蓋茨那樣？

His fault of it?

他的錯嗎？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

It's always Trump's fault.

總是特朗普的錯。

Brick.

磚頭

It's always a bummer when you get your pathetic sick of fans mixed up.

當你把你那可憐兮兮的變態粉絲混在一起的時候，總是很掃興。

I think someone's got his 2016 deputy campaign manager on the brain while he's out with his 2020 campaign.

我想有人在他外出參加2020年競選的時候，把他2016年的副競選經理弄到了腦子裡。

Rick, do you think Trump wants you back?

瑞克，你覺得特朗普想讓你回去嗎？

You know, I don't know.

你知道，我不知道。

You'd have to ask the president.

你得問總統。

There always be that prospect.

總會有這樣的前景。

I hope so.

我希望如此。

He's doing a great job on the campaign trail on.

他在競選活動中表現出色，在。

I think he's gonna be able to pull it out.

我想他能把它拉出來。

It was great to have that call out, even if it was for Matt Gates, but it was It was nice to hear.

很高興能有這樣的呼聲，即使是為了馬特-蓋茨，但聽到這樣的呼聲也很好。

Now let's show President Trump that you have what it takes to serve as a campaign surrogate in a segment we call October surprise.

現在，讓我們向特朗普總統展示，你有什麼需要作為競選代理，在我們稱之為十月驚喜的部分。

We're going to throw out a likely October surprise that could damage the president's campaign.

我們要拋出一個可能的10月驚喜，可能會損害總統的競選。

And let's see if you can defend him.

看看你能不能為他辯護。

Trump walks into the Oval Office.

特朗普走進橢圓形辦公室。

Jared Kushner is there, he says.

賈裡德-庫什納在那裡，他說。

Mr President, you might want to take a seat.

總統先生，你可能需要坐下來。

Trump sits down and notices Kushner isn't wearing any pants, but it's too late.

特朗普坐下來，發現庫什納沒有穿褲子，但為時已晚。

Kushner starts doing a little burlesque dance for Trump, smacking his bare ass and waving his for lack of better term Penis right in Trump's face.

庫什納開始為特朗普跳起了滑稽舞，拍打著他的光屁股，並在特朗普的臉上揮舞著他那沒有更好詞的陰莖。

To his surprise, Trump gets turned on, so he disrobed and grabs Kushner and the to proceed to a somersault.

令他驚訝的是，特朗普被打開了，所以他脫光衣服，抓住庫什納和的進行一個筋斗。

69.

69.

Just then, Elaine Chao walks in and says, Jared, Boss, you two seem lonely, she reveals she's holding a dog leash, and at the end of it is Bill Bar on all fours bars at the front of a human centipede.

就在這時，趙伊琳走了進來，她說，賈瑞德，老闆，你們兩個好像很寂寞，她透露自己手裡拿著一條狗鏈，狗鏈的盡頭是比爾吧四肢槓在人蜈蚣的前面。

Brad Part scale is in the back, and in the middle is a decomposing Jeffrey Epstein.

布拉德部分規模在後面，中間是一個分解的傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦。

That's when who stumbles out from underneath the Resolute desk.

這時，誰從堅決辦公桌下跌跌撞撞地走出來。

But Kellyanne Conway and Susan Collins in matching Harley Quinn costumes.

但Kellyanne Conway和Susan Collins 穿著配套的Harley Quinn服裝。

They were going at it, and they didn't even know anyone else was in there.

他們正在進行，他們甚至不知道還有其他人在裡面。

But now they're kind of into the idea of being watched.

但現在他們有點喜歡被人監視的想法。

Eso It's basically a full on orgy and word leaks to the entire White House.

埃索這基本上是一場全面的狂歡，而且消息洩露到整個白宮。

Mark Meadows skips in.

馬克-梅多斯跳了進來。

He's woven a thick, colorful rope out of co vid masks confiscated from low income hospitals to autoerotic asphyxiate as he uses his dwindling breath to rasp out the Q.

他用從低收入醫院沒收來的co vid口罩編織了一條粗大的彩色繩索，當他用他那日漸減少的呼吸來粗暴地說出q的時候，就會自動窒息。

A non pledge in walks Kimberly Guilfoyle, who ties up the Secret Service detail on the couch with their eyelids clamped open so she can force them to browse her iPhone photo album of several 1000 junk selfies while Don Jr sits in the corner, mainlining remedy severe into his scrotum, and somehow the whole story gets out.

一個非承諾的人走了進來，金伯利-吉爾弗約爾，她把特勤局的細節綁在沙發上，眼皮被夾開，這樣她就可以強迫他們瀏覽她的iPhone相冊，裡面有幾千張垃圾自拍，而小唐坐在角落裡，主線補救嚴重到他的陰囊裡，不知怎麼的，整個故事就傳開了。

Jim Acosta puts the microphone in front of your face.

吉姆-阿科斯塔把話筒放在你面前

How do you defend the Trump administration?

你如何為特朗普政府辯護？

Rick.

瑞克

So first of all, I think what you're describing is more of a Clinton Foundation banquet dinner a supposed to anything that would actually happen in the Oval.

所以，首先，我認為你所描述的更像是克林頓基金會的宴會，而不是任何實際發生在橢圓形的事情。

But number two, I don't think you have to worry about it because the media will completely censor all of it.

但第二，我認為你不必擔心，因為媒體會完全審查所有的內容。

Which is a new tactic that they've been able to use lately on political campaigns, particularly with the Hunter Biden Information.

這是他們最近在政治活動上能夠使用的新策略，尤其是獵人拜登資訊。

Incest orgy is nothing compared to Hunter Biden's laptop, absolutely.

亂倫狂歡與亨特-拜登的筆記本電腦相比，絕對是小巫見大巫。