this is bigger than I thought it would be.

這比我想象的要大。

Maybe I'm going to hell.

也許我會下地獄。

Since the beginning of time, man has looked up at the stars and wondered

自古以來，人類就一直在仰望星空，並想知道

Is there a portion of ramen so large you could potentially die from a ramen overdose?

有沒有一部分拉麵的分量很大，你有可能因為拉麵過量而死？

And it seems like there is.

而且好像是有的。

Tucked away in Akihabara in Tokyo, there's a ramen shop called Yarou ramen,

藏在東京秋葉原的一家拉麵店，名叫 "八郎拉麵"。

serving up a ridiculous portion known only as Mega buta yarou ramen

巨無霸拉麵 "的荒唐之處。

Which literally translates as Mega pork ramen.

從字面上看，翻譯成Mega豬肉拉麵。

It looks like a fucking mountain,

它看起來像一座該死的山。

and it's the sort of portion that could feed a family of four,

而它的分量可以養活一家四口。

with the bowl overflowing with over a kilogram of food.

碗裡滿滿的一公斤多的食物。

Now, it's not something I'd ever normally attempt to eat,

現在，這不是我通常會嘗試吃的東西。

but this is my chance at getting revenge against my friend Natsuki.

但這是我向我的朋友夏樹復仇的機會。

A few years ago we did the Wankosoba noodle challenge

幾年前，我們做了萬古蕎麥麵的挑戰。

- a challenge that involves eating as many bowls of soba noodles as possible.

- 儘量多吃幾碗蕎麥麵的挑戰。

And he not only won, but walked away with the 10,000 yen bet we made.

而且他不僅贏了，還帶著我們下的1萬元賭注走了。

Wow! I have a money!

譁！我有錢了！

Before mocking me with his questionable rendition of we are the champions.

在用他的 "我們是冠軍 "的可疑演繹嘲笑我之前。

I am a champion! I am a champion!

我是冠軍！我是冠軍！

It was a bitter outcome and this is chance at redemption

這是一個苦澀的結果，這是救贖的機會

This is my chance at regaining my honor back.

這是我重拾榮譽的機會。

This is a chance of getting my 10,00 yen back.

這是我拿回一萬塊錢的機會。

So let's go to Akihabara and let's get this shit done.

所以，我們去秋葉原，讓我們完成這個狗屎。

No!

不！

Oh my god, this is bigger than I thought it would be.

哦，我的上帝，這比我想象的要大。

Judging by the picture I saw.

從我看到的圖片來看。

We've got 30 minutes to eat this.

我們有30分鐘的時間來吃這個。

And the first person to finish wins the bet.

而第一個完成的人贏得賭注。

Again!

再來！

Do you remember?

你還記得嗎？

I can get!

我可以得到！

No.

不知道

This is one of the first time I've looked at dish and not known where to even begin.

這是我第一次看菜，甚至不知道從何下手。

Jungle!

叢林！

Like a jungle.

就像一個叢林。

Alright, 30 minutes.

好吧，30分鐘。

Almost straight away Natsuki and I embarked on two different strategies for tackling the mountain of ramen.

我和夏樹幾乎直接就開始了兩種不同的策略，來解決拉麵的山頭。

He's been eating beansprouts, I've been working my way through the pork.

他在吃豆芽，我在努力吃豬肉。

I'm trying beansprout only.

我只嘗試豆芽菜。

Second noodle.

二面。

He tends to eat fast and get full quickly so I reckon he'll get ahead

他吃得快，吃得也快，所以我估計他能吃得更快。

and in about 10 minutes, I just overtake him.

而在10分鐘內，我就超過了他。

I saw first time noodle.

我第一次看到麵條。

He just discovered the noodles.

他才發現麵條。

Maybe I'm going to hell.

也許我會下地獄。

I'm still at the beansprout stage after 15 minutes. This is getting worrying.

15分鐘後我還在豆芽階段。這讓人越來越擔心了。

You can't eat the noodles.

你不能吃麵條。

I can't get to the noodles

我吃不到麵條

'cause there is a pile of beansprouts the size of Spain on top.

因為上面有一堆西班牙那麼大的豆芽。

He is sweating.

他在流汗。

Sweating.

出汗。

He's so gone ahead so he's taking 5 minutes rest.

他這麼走在前面，所以他要休息5分鐘。

I'm just on holiday.

我只是在度假。

Hello

你好

again

再次

pork

豬肉

Delirious, he's gone delirious!

神志不清，他已經神志不清了!

Crazy thinking.

瘋狂的想法。

I'm fucked. I'm fucked now.

我完蛋了我現在已經完蛋了。

Noodle nightmare tonight.

今晚的麵條噩夢。

We've eating for 25 minutes.

我們已經吃了25分鐘了

and it barely looks like I've even touched my bowl.

而且看起來我連碗都沒碰過。

That's ridiculous.

太荒唐了

He's not a man.

他不是一個人。

Chicken boy.

小雞仔。

Very disappointed.

非常失望。

When I said " I'm gonna win."

當我說 "我會贏的"

I genuinely believed that, I thought I had a chance.

我真的相信，我以為我有機會。

I thought he gets full really quickly but he's still eating.

我以為他真的很快就能吃飽，但他還是在吃。

He really wants that money.

他真的很想要那筆錢。

Oh no...

哦，不...

I'm a winner again.

我又是一個贏家。

Again.

再來一次

Thank you, Jack.

謝謝你，傑克

I am a champion! I am a champion!

我是冠軍！我是冠軍！

I don't know what I hate more, beansprout or you.

我不知道我更恨什麼，豆芽還是你。

Don't stop.

不要停

I failed….again.

我失敗了....again。

For fuck's sake.

看在上帝的份上

It wasn't even staged for the purpose of having some kind of narrative structure.

它甚至不是為了有某種敘事結構而上演的。

I genuinely lost and I tried so hard.

我是真的輸了，我很努力。

I'm not a man.

我不是男人

I'm just… I'm just a….

我只是，我只是一個....。

chicken boy.

小雞仔。

Chicken boy...

小雞仔...

I don't know what's going.

我不知道發生了什麼。

That was very difficult. I…don't…

那是非常困難的。我... 不...

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

Power! Ramen power!

力量！拉麵的力量！

I don't know what's going on - this has suddenly got quite weird.

我不知道發生了什麼事--這突然變得很奇怪。

On a scale of 1 to shit magic trick.

在1到狗屎魔術的規模。

Get out. Get out.

滾出去，滾出去滾出去！