This time we are just racing to the finish line.

這一次，我們只是在向終點線賽跑。

Now we're embarking on one of the holiest endeavors mankind has ever conceived.

現在，我們正在著手進行人類有史以來最神聖的事業之一。

Delivering pizza.

送披薩。

Vladimir Inara sauce will mix on this week's death race.

弗拉基米爾-伊納拉醬將在本週的死亡競賽中混。

So let's meet our races.

那麼讓我們來認識一下我們的種族。

Uh, delivery boy first up, hailing from Mute City, It's Captain Falcons, very own Blue Falcon.

呃，送貨員先來了，來自啞巴城，這是獵鷹隊長，非常自己的藍獵鷹。

This vertebrae has a max speed of 1600 kilometers per hour and is powered by a fraction of the Big Bang.

這塊脊椎骨的最大速度為每小時1600公里，其動力來自於宇宙大爆炸的一小部分。

So not compensating for anything.

所以沒有補償什麼。

It's a hue Mario, and he's ready to bring the rainbow colored child friendly pain.

這是一個色調馬里奧，他準備帶來彩虹色的兒童友好的痛苦。

This 40 red go cart full lies an instrument of madness and torture.

這40輛紅色的走車滿躺著一個瘋狂和折磨人的工具。

No, not the blue shell again, Mommy, not E o.

不，不是藍色的貝殼，媽媽，不是E O。

Speaking of the color blue, we've got Sonic the Hedgehog in his speed star.

說到藍色，我們已經讓刺蝟索尼克穿上了他的速度之星。

Yeah, that's what is called.

是的，這就是所謂的。

I'd like to talk about how it can transform into different vehicles, but I can't wrap my head around.

我想說說它如何變身為不同的交通工具，但我繞不開。

Why?

為什麼？

A character that runs hypersonic speeds needs a car.

一個跑超音速的角色需要一輛車。

That's no good dude, huh?

這不是什麼好東西，是吧？

next there's Doc Brown's famous d M C.

下一個就是布朗醫生著名的D M C.

The lorry in It's not too special overall.

它》中的貨車整體上並沒有太特別的地方。

Just your average 80 swag mobile.

只是普通的80swag手機版。

Oh yeah, until it reaches 88 miles an hour that travels through time pretty useful in a pinch.

哦，是的，直到它達到88英里的時速... ... ...... 旅行時間相當有用，在緊要關頭。

Just, you know, make sure not to piss off any Libyan terrorists gripping by Takumi food.

只是，你知道，一定不要惹惱任何利比亞的恐怖分子，被塔庫米的食物抓走。

You wanna the only actual delivery boy in this race?

你想成為這場比賽中唯一一個真正的送貨員？

It's the Toyota 86 from Initial D.

這是初始D的豐田86。

It's a car, it has wheels, and it's just really cool.

這是一輛車，它有輪子，它只是真的很酷。

Okay, just get ready for those Citrus.

好了，準備好迎接那些柑橘。

While the euro beats air pumping, it's awesome.

雖然歐元比抽氣，但很厲害。

Screw you.

去你的

Last, but not least, is straight from a galaxy far, far away.

最後，但並非最不重要的，是直接從一個遙遠的星系來的。

It's the Imperial 74 z speeder bike piloted by the scout Trooper Bob.

這是由偵察兵鮑勃駕駛的帝國74 z快艇。

Say hello, Bob, using nimble repulsor technology.

打個招呼，鮑勃，使用靈活的反擊器技術。

It makes an awesome sounds that go shoot through the forest.

它發出的聲音很好聽，在森林中去拍攝。

You Do you?

你有嗎？

I'm not this weird.

我沒有這麼奇怪。

Normally, I promise, with our racers all covered left, switch back to our commentators whiz and boom stick before we get our final death race started.

通常情況下，我保證，當我們的選手都被掩護在左邊時，在我們開始最後的死亡競賽之前，切換回我們的解說員的鞭子和吊杆。

So what are the rules this time?

那麼這次的規則是什麼呢？

Whiz like always, whichever racer makes to the end first wins, but there's no rules about how they get there, except in this case, they must also deliver their pizza fresh and unharmed.

像往常一樣，誰先到達終點誰就贏了，但對於如何到達終點沒有任何規則，除了在這種情況下，他們還必須將他們的披薩新鮮無損地送到。

Aziz, long as there's still murdered, they could be delivering Girl Scout cookies for all I care.

Aziz 只要還有人被殺 他們就可以去送女童子軍餅乾 我才不管呢

Actually, could they?

其實，他們能嗎？

They looked a little living ones with the wavy pattern.

他們看起來是一個小活人，有波浪形的圖案。

The race is about to begin, but first, a word about our gracious sponsor door dash door dash is the impeccable answer toe.

比賽馬上就要開始了，但首先要介紹一下我們的盛情贊助商door dash door dash是無可挑剔的答案趾。

One important question.

一個重要的問題。

How do I eat?

我怎麼吃？

No kidding.

別開玩笑了

That's kind of important.

這是一種重要的。

Door Dash is the after brings the food.

門衝是後帶來的食物。

You're cravin, right?

你在渴望，對吧？

Thio, you know, sweat on your part.

Thio，你知道，你的汗水。

They've got over 300,000 partners across the U.

他們在全美有超過30萬個合作伙伴。

S.

S.

Puerto Rico, Canada, Australia.

波多黎各、加拿大、澳洲。

Like everywhere and with current times, Doordash is a superbly to support your local, go to restaurants or choose from national treasures like chipotle or Cheesecake Factory.

和各地一樣，隨著當前時代的發展，Doordash是一個極好的支持你的在地，去餐廳或選擇國寶級餐廳，如Chipotle或Cheesecake Factory。

Seriously, there's so many options.

說真的，有這麼多選擇。

Many of your favorite hot spots are still open for delivery, so use door dash to bring your faves directly to your front door.

許多你最喜歡的熱點仍在開放送餐，所以使用door dash將你的喜愛直接送到你的前門。

Now, with contact list deliveries to keep you and your community safe, give it a try.

現在，聯絡人名單交付，以保證你和你的社區安全，給它一個嘗試。

Right now, you can get $5 off and zero delivery piece on your first order of 15 bucks or more when you download the door dash app and enter code death race.

眼下，下載門瀟瀟app，輸入代碼death race，首單滿15元即可享受5元優惠和零配送件。

That's $5 off and zero delivery fees on your first order when you download the door, dash app in the APP store and enter code Death race, don't forget that's code Death race for $5 off your first order with door dash.

那就是在APP商店下載門，達人應用，輸入代碼死亡賽跑，就可以享受5元優惠，而且首單零配送費，別忘了這是代碼死亡賽跑，使用門達人首單可以享受5元優惠。

Anyway, let's join our racers at the starting line.

無論如何，讓我們在起跑線上加入我們的賽車手。

Gets temper a death race.

得到脾氣的死亡競賽。

Ooh, bad start for the DeLorean.

哦，DeLorean的開局不好。

I've never seen a combatant spontaneously combust so quickly before.

我從來沒有見過戰鬥人員這麼快就自燃。

There isn't even any wreckage left.

甚至連殘骸都沒有留下。

You don't watch a lot of movies, do you?

你不常看電影吧？

Is it just me, or is the Blue Falcon falling behind?

是我的錯覺，還是藍隼落後了？

No.

不知道

Where's he's sitting?

他坐在哪裡？

Chris?

克里斯？

Devastating boots, Fire and Falcon increases his lead.

毀滅性的靴子，火和獵鷹增加他的領先優勢。

That's gotta be hell on the pizza, though.

那一定是披薩上的地獄，雖然。

Do you think the customer will mind lasagna?

你覺得顧客會介意千層餅嗎？

We're not going ahead.

我們不走了

Our races approach the first row of item boxes.

我們的種族接近第一排物品箱。

Let's see what our in Jesus his offer on Bob immediately takes advantage of his fire flower.

讓我們看看我們的在耶穌他的提議上鮑勃立即利用他的火花。

Holy shit.

我的天啊

It ain't hits him down.

這不是打他下來。

Of course he missed.

他當然失手了。

Gotta go wait past faster than that.

得去等過去比這更快。

Oh, it's a hard now, Which look, I guess you could say that Storm Joubert didn't have a slice day.

哦，現在很難受，你看，我想你可以說暴風雪Joubert沒有一個切片的一天。

You know, you know who is like pizza Slice right?

你知道，你知道誰是像披薩片吧？

Whatever.

管他呢

Where's tack?

粘性在哪裡？

With just two contestants left, it's anyone's race and just in time for my most devilish obstacle course yet with head bowed.

只剩下兩個參賽者，誰都可以參加比賽，而且正趕上我最魔鬼的障礙賽，低頭就可以參加。

Oh, so wait.

哦，所以等待。

If that's a pen ball set up, then where's the what?

如果那是筆球的設定，那什麼呢？

What?

什麼？

Oh, come on, The rumors so lame.

哦，來吧，傳聞如此跛腳。

It's not even a big deal.

這根本不是什麼大事。

You just watch the peripheral.

你只需要看著周邊。

Oh God, birds!

哦，天啊，鳥兒！

Why does it purple?

為什麼它是紫色的？

Sure, let's see.

當然，讓我們看看。

Cocoa.

可可：

Yes.

是的，我知道

Nice cold, Mario, that is ice cold.

好冷，馬里奧，那是冰冷。

All Ruffin for the captain.

所有的拉芬為隊長。

But what better final face off this legendary rivalry?

但是，還有什麼更好的最終對決這個傳奇的對手呢？

It's Mario versus Sunny in the finish line is right there.

是馬里奧對陣陽光的終點線就在那裡。

Now I'll show you.

現在我給你看。

Mamma mia!

媽媽咪呀！

Mhm!

嗯！

They call me the fastest thing alive, but there's some things even I can't outrun.

他們說我是世上最快的人，但有些事情連我都跑不掉。

Like the inevitability of death.

比如死亡的必然性。

I need a chili dog.

我需要一個辣狗。

Well, Sonic, you can get one delivered to your home after this with door dash whiz.

好吧，聲波，你可以在這之後，用門瀟瀟送一個到你家。

He's dead.

他已經死了

You're all dead.

你們都死了。

Oh, right.

哦，對了。

So I guess we don't have a winner.

所以我想我們沒有贏家。

And the winner is the DeLorean from an hour ago.

而獲勝者是一小時前的那輛DeLorean。

Wait, Getting news.

等等，收到消息。

The pizza delivered, had bullet holes in it and it might be a whole different pizza altogether.

送來的披薩，上面有彈孔，可能是完全不同的披薩。

That's an instant disqualification.

這是一個即時取消資格。

Wait, is that Euro beat on the actual winner is the initial D a 86 e mean no wonder he's the Onley actual delivery boy here.

等等，是歐賠打上實際贏家是初始D一86e意思難怪他是安利實際送子這裡。

After a race like that, the pepper only thing I can say is Jesus Christ!

在這樣的比賽之後，辣椒我唯一能說的就是耶穌基督!

Why do I pay you for puns this cheesy?

為什麼我花錢給你買這麼俗氣的雙關語？

What gonna say?

你想說什麼？

Wiz?

威茲？

I need the dough and there you have it.

我需要麵糰，你就有了。

That wraps up this season off Death race.

本賽季的死亡之戰就這樣結束了。

Thank you all for watching Mhm.

謝謝大家觀看《嗯》。