He's an associate producer of this show, and it's come to my attention recently that on Fridays, for some reason, he doesn't come in until very late.

他是這個節目的副製片人，最近我注意到，在週五，由於某些原因，他很晚才來。

It is now 12 20.

現在是12 20。

No, Jordan Slansky.

不，喬丹-斯蘭斯基。

So I'm sitting and I'm waiting because I want to get to the bottom of what the Jordan does.

所以我坐等，是因為我想弄清楚喬丹的底細。

Every Friday.

每週五。

This guy's got a Kaiser roll in the bag.

這傢伙的包裡有一個凱撒卷。

Olive oil, his his own and many special specialized pepper grinder grinder.

橄欖油，他自己的和許多特殊的專用花椒研磨機研磨。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Do this.

這樣做。

It's got a giant thing of wipes.

它有一個巨大的東西的溼巾。

Now, does this look like the office of someone who's afraid of James Al?

現在，這看起來像一個害怕詹姆斯-艾爾的人的辦公室嗎？

Oh, fresh hydrating gel, espresso cups.

哦，新鮮的保溼凝膠，濃縮咖啡杯。

He's got to case he ever makes a friend trouble.

他得以防萬一，他曾經給朋友帶來麻煩。

Mhm.

嗯

Yeah.

是啊。

Just get out of here.

快離開這裡

That's your reaction, okay?

這就是你的反應，好嗎？

You just walk into your office.

你只是走進你的辦公室。

Feels like an acceptable reaction to me.

我覺得這是一種可以接受的反應。

It's come to my attention that you like to drift in late on Fridays.

我注意到你喜歡在週五晚些時候來這裡。

Okay, Well, I worked later on Fridays than a lot of people, and I feel like I'm able to adequately accomplish what I need to In the time that I'm here, I've prepared my daily task ahead of me already.

好吧，好吧，我週五比很多人工作得晚，我覺得我能夠充分地完成我所需要的工作 在我來的這段時間裡，我已經準備好了我前面每天的任務。

Your daily task.

你每天的任務。

What's your daily tasks?

你每天的任務是什麼？

And pour olive oil onto a Kaiser roll task?

還把橄欖油倒在凱撒卷任務上？

May I ask you, Jordan, what you were doing this morning?

我可以問你嗎，喬丹，你今天早上在做什麼？

Well, I woke up immediately, had a protein shake.

好吧，我馬上醒了，喝了一杯蛋白奶昔。

I've been experimenting with haute and way.

我一直在試驗哈特和方式。

I woke up immediately had a protein shake.

我醒來後立刻喝了一杯蛋白奶昔。

I've been experimenting with haute and way I woke up immediately had a protein shake.

我一直在試驗哈特和方式，我醒來後立即喝了一杯蛋白奶昔。

I've been experimenting with oats and waiting with oats and way.

我一直在嘗試用燕麥和燕麥和方式來等待。

I was trying to avoid synthetic melted Dexter in which is derived from corn.

我是想避免合成融化的德克斯特在其中是從玉米中提取的。

And I had read that Oates is a good source of complex carbohydrates when mixed with way.

我讀過奧茨是一個很好的複合碳水化合物的來源，當混合的方式。

Can I ask you a quick question?

我可以問你一個簡單的問題嗎？

Are you wearing your sunglasses while you're making the shake?

你做抖音的時候有沒有戴墨鏡？

Would you like me to remove them?

你想讓我把它們拿走嗎？

What do you think would be the human thing?

你覺得人的事情會是什麼？

What?

什麼？

You studied humans on our plan for a while?

你在我們的計劃中研究了一段時間的人類？

Yeah, well, you got up.

是啊，你起來了。

You had your way in oak shake.

你在橡木桶裡有你的方式。

Then what?

然後呢？

Then I prepared my body in various ways.

然後，我就用各種方式為自己的身體做準備。

I cleaned it, shaved it and got dressed.

我把它清洗乾淨，颳了鬍子，穿上了衣服。

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

Okay, I wanna make it very clear to everyone at home this is comm really happening?

好吧，我想讓家裡的每個人都清楚，這是真的發生了通訊？

Thing is completely riel.

事情完全是瑞爾。

This isn't scripted.

這不是腳本。

You just said all those things.

你剛才說的那些話。

Things is a really person.

事情是一個真正的人。

I'm sick of people asking me, How did you find that guy who writes this stuff?

我受夠了別人問我，你是怎麼找到那個寫這些東西的人的？

You just said that you just said I prepare my body in various ways.

你剛才說，你剛才說我用各種方法準備身體。

Did you say you shaved it?

你說你颳了嗎？

E did shave it.

E確實颳了。

Remove your shirt, please, if you don't mind.

如果你不介意的話，請脫掉你的衣服。

So this is freshly shaved.

所以這是新剃的。

This area?

這個區域？

No, I didn't say a shave.

不，我沒說要刮鬍子。

My chest.

我的胸口

I already saw the shape.

我已經看到了形狀。

Shape my entire body.

塑造我的整個身體。

What part of your body did you shave my face?

你把我的臉刮到了你身體的哪個部位？

Just your face.

只是你的臉。

Oh, you saved down below.

哦，你在下面保存。

Down south.

在南方。

I believe that's a private matter.

我相信這是一個私人問題。

You just take your shirt off.

你只要把衣服脫了就行。

I just asked you if you shave your appear.

我只是問你，如果你剃你的外表。

You're John Dori, do you?

你是約翰-多裡，對嗎？

It's a problem matter.

這是一個問題的事情。

You draw the line there in terms of talking about my daily grooming rituals.

你在那裡劃清界限，在談論我的日常梳妝儀式。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes.

是的，我知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You can put your shirt back on.

你可以把你的襯衫回來。

Wait a minute.

等一下

Put the sunglasses on.

把太陽鏡戴上。

Believe the shirt off.

相信襯衫脫。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Why do you have these?

你為什麼會有這些？

They were sent to me.

他們被派來找我。

By who?

被誰？

By a woman that I know a woman sent you these, Correct?

我認識的一個女人送你的，對嗎？

The very definition of having this is proof that you don't know him Well, what's not?

有這個的定義就是你不瞭解他的證明 有什麼不瞭解的？

You're not making eye contact with me.

你沒有和我進行眼神交流。

Why would I e I like to help you being on time.

我為什麼要幫你準時到呢？

From now on, I think that will be good for you.

從現在開始，我想這對你有好處。

So we have some devices that might help.

所以我們有一些設備，可能會有幫助。

Will this be helpful to you this claque?

這對你這次拍板會有幫助嗎？

I don't see how you could have this at home and it will tell you what time it is.

我不明白你家裡怎麼會有這個，它會告訴你現在是什麼時間。

And then you will know I should probably get the work.

然後你就會知道，我大概應該得到的工作。

My lack of awareness of the time is not responsible for the hour that I arrive in the office.

我對時間的認識不足，並不是我到辦公室的時候的責任。

I'd like you to hang this one in the office, and I'd like you to strap this one to your Vespa.

我想讓你把這個掛在辦公室裡，我想讓你把這個綁在你的Vespa上。

Then you'll be sort of the Italian douche bag flavor flavor.

那你就會算是意大利的沖洗包味道的味道。

I also want you to know that you're being monitored at all times by this camera.

我還想讓你知道，你一直被這個攝像頭監控著。

I will constantly be monitoring that camera to make sure that one of my workers is a really busy bee.

我會不斷地監視那個攝像頭，以確保我的一個工人是一個真正忙碌的蜜蜂。

Buzz, Buzz Things is a good old fashioned time.

嗡嗡，嗡嗡事情是一個好的老時間。

You're to punch in, punch out every day I've had this machine brought back.

你要打進去，打出來，每天我這臺機器帶回來。

Would you like to check in?

你要登記嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Don't think the device works.

別以為這設備能用。

Try again.

再試一次。

You have to put in the very center.

你要放在最中心的位置。

You know, I knew it was a very center.

你知道，我知道這是一個非常中心。

I've worked for another.

我為另一個人工作過。