Do you like scary movies?

你喜歡恐怖電影嗎？

No, I'm more of a romantic comedy type person goodbye forever

不，我更喜歡浪漫喜劇類型的人，永遠的再見了

There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie

有一定的規則，一個人必須遵守 為了成功地生存一個恐怖電影。

Rule number one, have parents that care about you.

規則一，要有關心你的父母。

Mom. Dad. Can I go to a party?

媽媽，爸爸爸，我可以去參加派對嗎？我可以去參加聚會嗎？

I mean spend the night at a friend's house tonight?

我是說今晚在朋友家過夜？

Stupid child, you're not leaving this house.

傻孩子，你不能離開這個房子。

There's a masked murderer on the loose.

有一個蒙面殺手在逃。

You never let me do anything

你從來不讓我做任何事情

Rule number two, don't date crazy a-holes.

規則二，不要和瘋狂的混蛋約會。

Come on Syd,

來吧，席德。

I know someone just tried to kill you at all

我知道剛才有人想殺你，根本就不可能

But why won't you do it with me?

但你為什麼不和我一起做呢？

Because Billy I'm not a slut that just puts out all the time.

因為比利... ...我不是一個蕩婦，只是把所有的時間。

So...

所以...

You're saying you're not like your mom?

你說你不像你媽媽？

What?!

什麼？

nothing? stabbed stabby stab?

什麼都沒有嗎，被捅了一刀？

rule number three,

規則三：

If you are being attacked inside a house that is filled with people who are your friends

如果你被攻擊的房子裡，充滿了人誰是你的朋友。

you should call out for their help

呼之則來，揮之則去

Help me!

幫幫我！

I trapped in the garage with a killer!

我在車庫裡困住了一個殺手!

Hey you,

嘿，你。

Help me!

幫幫我！

I trapped upstairs with a killer!

我在樓上困住了一個殺手！

What? Let's get in.

怎麼了？我們進去吧

Someone help me I'm trapped at school with the killer

誰來救救我，我和殺手一起被困在學校裡了

Oh, men

哦，男人

Rule number four, if friends aren't available do more than just run.

規則四，如果沒有朋友，不要只顧著跑。

If you knock the killer off his feet because he's running with ridiculous costume with terrible visibility

如果你把凶手打跑了 因為他穿著可笑的服裝跑著，能見度很低。

You have the upper hand don't keep running away

你已經佔了上風，不要再跑了。

Take that sucker out,

把那個傻瓜拿出來

kick him in the throat,

踢他的喉嚨。

do something the dude is going to kill you

做一些事情，這傢伙會殺了你

Whaaat?!

什麼？

Rule number five, don't live where the police and investigative reporters are terrible at their jobs

規則五，不要住在警察和調查記者工作糟糕的地方。

Let's never ever ever ever ever break up ever ever ever ever

讓我們永遠永遠永遠永遠分手永遠永遠永遠永遠

Which brings me to rule number six,

這讓我想到了第六條規則。

nine one one and star 69.

九一一和星69。

I have a question.

我有個問題

Yeah you in the hat

是啊，你在帽子裡

What do you do if the killer attacks you inside your dreams?

如果殺手在夢裡襲擊你，你該怎麼辦？

Well, that's something entirely different if that happens.

嗯，如果發生了，那就完全不同了。

You're just...Oh, no

你只是......哦，不

Oh, yes

哦，是的。

RUN! Everybody Run!

快跑！大家快跑！

Forget the rules, all you can do is RUN

忘了規則，你能做的就是RUN。

You're mine now

你現在是我的了

We still gonna murder those treatments until it's time for us to murder each other

在我們互相殘殺之前，我們還是要去謀殺那些治療方法

You said it

你說的

Hey guys, check out weird note tape

嘿，夥計們，看看奇怪的筆記帶

What you like a sponsor no, no, it's just this weird to these rocks we passed don't look or it takes you

你喜歡的贊助商不，不，它只是這個奇怪的這些岩石，我們通過不要看，否則它需要你

Well, that's weird.

嗯，這是奇怪的。

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

-It means... -It's approach to trick someone try to play on...Oh My Gosh

-這意味著...它的意思是... -它的方法來欺騙別人，試圖玩... 哦，我的天哪。

What is that?

那是什麼？

Let's get out of here!

我們快離開這裡！

-What is that? -I don't know

-那是什麼？-我不知道

We lost Marlowe

我們失去了馬洛

What's that?

那是什麼？

Guys,

各位

Hello?

喂？

Something really weird happened

發生了很奇怪的事情

Where are you you fall creep?

你在哪裡，你這個墮落的傢伙？

Come on, Ahhh!

來吧，啊！

I just wanted to hunt other children

我只是想獵殺其他孩子

Ladies and gentlemen,

女士們，先生們，

I give you the victor of the 74th annual Hunger Games

我給你們介紹第74屆年度飢餓遊戲的勝利者。

Katniss Everdeen

凱妮絲-艾佛丁

What? Already? I made it?

什麼？這麼快？我做到了？

Yeah! Alright!

爽！好吧！

This trial, I win!

這次試煉，我贏了!

What the...? What the heck just happened?

什麼... ？到底發生了什麼事？

Oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you Slenderman gets you even if you win the game

哦，對不起，我忘了告訴你，即使你贏了遊戲，斯倫德曼也會得到你。

dude

紈絝子弟

Sorry

對不起

HaHaHaHa

哈哈哈哈哈

Slender games

纖細的遊戲

No...!

不...

Hiya, Georgie

嗨，喬治

Oh, nuts

哦，瘋子

Everline

Everline

What?

什麼？

Over here, Everline

在這裡，Everline

Who's at there?

誰在那裡？

Well, what's going on down here

好吧，這裡發生了什麼事？

Would you want to come down to find out?

你想下來了解一下嗎？

Nope!

不！

Come on, don't you wanna like take a

來吧，你不喜歡拿一個

Turn it off!

把它關掉！

I can't

我不行了

Turn it off!

把它關掉！

This is freaking me out!

這可把我嚇壞了！

Stop!!!

停下來！

I got it.

我知道了

That was a close one.

那是一個接近的。

Magic, remember?

魔法，還記得嗎？

All right losers it's got Beverly trapped in this house

好了，失敗者們，貝弗利被困在這所房子裡了。

No, I know your first instinct is to stay here and let me go in all by myself

不，我知道你的第一直覺是留在這裡，讓我自己進去

But what did I tell you?

但我是怎麼跟你說的？

Everyone sticks together

大家團結一致

-That's right, we all stick together. Is everyone ready? -Ready.

-是的，我們都在一起。大家準備好了嗎？-準備好了

I'm serious

我是認真的

Now I don't want to turn around and see you guys wandering off by yourselves

我可不想一轉身就看到你們這些傢伙自己亂跑了

Everyone sticks together to fight the crazy shape-shifting clowns. Right?

大家齊心協力對抗瘋狂的變形小丑。對不對？

-Right. -Let's do this.

-好吧-我們開始吧

I said we all stick together

我說過我們要團結一致

Take him, I'll take all of you

你帶他走，我帶你們走。

Now feast on your flesh.

現在吃你們的肉吧。

Yes, I feed on your fear.

是的，我以你的恐懼為食。

So you like fear, huh?

所以你喜歡恐懼，是吧？

-Then you're gonna love me. -Oh

-那你就會愛上我了.-哦

no you

不是你

Batman? You are real?

蝙蝠俠？你是真的嗎？

I believe he's real

我相信他是真的

I'm real as you used thought

我是真實的，因為你用的是思想

Maybe that's it

也許就是這樣

Quick, because there's something else that could help

快點，因為還有其他的東西可以幫到你。

Ninja Turtles

忍者神龜

Haha, turtle powers!

哈哈，烏龜的力量!

I Hate Turtles

我討厭烏龜

King Kong!

金剛！

This gonna getting worse

情況會越來越糟

not by our calculations

據我們推算

Well...

那...

Step back kids, we'll catch him

孩子們退後，我們會抓住他的

We wouldn't want you to come back in 27 years and kill more people now that's for sure, right ha ha

我們不希望你27年後再回來殺更多的人，這是肯定的，對吧，哈哈。

all right kids, that'll be

好了，孩子們，這將是

$5,000

$5,000

If you just leave us be now take him

如果你現在離開我們，就帶他走吧

You know what this is dumb I'll just take all of you right now

你知道嗎，這是愚蠢的，我現在就把你們都帶走了

That was easy

這很容易

We can just do that earlier

我們可以早點做

Congratulations

恭喜你

You are still alive

你還活著

But before you go, I want to play another another game.

但在你走之前，我想玩另一個另一個遊戲。

Another game?

又是一場比賽？

I want to play monopoly.

我想玩大富翁。

What?

什麼？

No, what about Scrabble?

不，那拼字遊戲呢？

Roboto do you like boggle?

Roboto你喜歡Boggle嗎？

I wanna go home

我想回家

Forget boggle.

忘記boggle。

What about some Hungry Hungry Hippos?

餓了麼餓了河馬怎麼樣？

Let me out of here

讓我離開這裡

Okay, okay fine,

好吧，好吧罰款。

but let me ask you something else

但讓我問你別的事情

How do you feel about sequence?

你怎麼看待順序？

lots and lots of sequels

千秋萬代

Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

哇，哇，你在做什麼？

This this is crazy.

這... ...這太瘋狂了

I'm sorry. I have to shoot you to save my family

我很抱歉為了救我的家人，我必須開槍打你

No, you don't

不，你不需要

Maybe something's changed.

也許有什麼變化。

Maybe your wife broke free and is trying to call you on the phone right now

也許你的妻子掙脫了束縛，現在正試圖給你打電話呢

Oh

呵

Phone?

電話？

Yes, remember the phone the phone you made bury the lever to reach before you con your own foot off.

是的，記得手機你做的手機埋杆到達之前，你騙自己的腳了。

Oh, that's right

哦，是這樣的

Where is the phone?

電話在哪裡？

It's not even there anymore.

它甚至不在那裡了。

It just disappeared.

它只是消失了。

It makes this scene

它使這個場景

What happened to the phone?

手機怎麼了？

How is this happening?

怎麼會這樣？

I have no idea!

我不知道！

This entire scenario is completely implausible.

這整個方案是完全不可信的。

I know, I was asleep underwater earlier

我知道，我剛才在水下睡著了

How am I not passed out from shock?

我怎麼沒有被嚇暈？

Who is responsible for all of this?

這一切誰來負責？

He's not dead.He's not dead.

他沒死，他沒死。

You are not dead.

你還沒死

You're not dead.

你還沒死

Game Over

遊戲結束

Well now he's dead

現在他已經死了

hey, that guy's my cancer patient

嘿，這傢伙是我的癌症患者

Nurse

護士

Mm-hmm. You ain't Brad.

嗯哼。你是不是布拉德。

I need to know what happened

我想知道發生了什麼事

Tell me what's going on out there

告訴我外面發生了什麼事

Oh Lord, we got zombies can't you tell?

天啊，我們有殭屍，你看不出來嗎？

zombies

殭屍

You mean like The Walking Dead?

你是說像《行屍走肉》那樣嗎？

Mm-hmm. Well, these don't walk so much as run or eat human flesh

嗯哼好吧，這些不走這麼多，而是跑或吃人肉。

But they are zombies

但他們是殭屍

I guess

我想

and they are tearing up the place

他們正在撕毀這個地方

At least his armies are living alone

至少他的軍隊都是獨來獨往

Everyone's sick in these hospitals.

這些醫院裡的每個人都有病。

We got enough problems to deal with in here.

我們在這裡有足夠的問題要處理。

Wait

等一下

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

They're leaving sick people alone?

他們把生病的人丟在一邊？

What do you think? I meant when I said they're leaving sick people alone

你怎麼看？我說的是，他們對病人不聞不問的意思

I need to use the phone. Do phones still work here?

我需要用手機。這裡的電話還能用嗎？

Of course they do, baby

當然有，寶貝

Whoa, so people who are sick or not being attacked

哇，所以人們誰是生病或不被攻擊的人

Mm-hmm, there should be like thousands of examples in America alone

嗯，嗯，應該有像成千上萬的例子 在美國單獨的

Hmm. Okay. Thanks Rick

嗯。好吧，謝謝瑞克。謝謝瑞克

Okay, we figured it out false alarm Jerry

好吧，我們想通了 虛驚一場，傑瑞

We do not need you anymore

我們不需要你了

So, all right good all non-essential personnel on to the chopper to be shipped back home

所以，好吧，好吧，所有的非必要人員都上了直升機，要運回國了

Where's Carville how did you get off the helicopter?

卡維爾在哪裡？ 你怎麼從直升機上下來的？

They offered you this city

他們給了你這座城市

And you refused it

而你卻拒絕了

-Are you our daddy? -We love you daddy

-你是我們的爸爸嗎？-我們愛你，爸爸

Don't touch that is still put your seatbelt on okay?

不要碰那還是繫上安全帶好嗎？

You're going to a pony farm by yourself

你一個人去小馬場？

because I'm not your daddy

因為我不是你爸爸

Bye!

再見！

I'm not your dad

我不是你爸爸

Awesome

厲害

It sucks

糟透了

Okay Katie, it's time to go I packed the car. Come on. Let's go. Let's just get out of here

好吧，凱蒂，它的時間去 我收拾好車。來吧，我們走吧。我們走吧.讓我們只是離開這裡

Let's leave right now. Come on. It's time to go.

我們現在就走吧來吧，我們走吧該走了

I think it's better if we stay

我覺得我們還是留下來比較好

What? What are you talking about?

什麼？ 你在說什麼？你在說什麼？

Come on, this is insane. Let's get out of here

來吧，這是瘋了。我們快走吧

Okay

好吧，我知道了

Did you just speak in two voices at once no, yes you did. Oh my gosh, are you smiling?

你剛才是用兩個聲音說話嗎？ 不，是的，你是的。哦，我的天哪，你在笑嗎？

Okay. Well you are clearly

好吧，我知道了好吧，你顯然是

Possessed and that is just way too much baggage for me to deal with so I'm out. All right

佔有... ...這對我來說是太多的包袱，所以我不幹了。所以我不幹了

Okay. Goodbye forever

好吧，永遠再見

Did you see this?

你看到這個了嗎？

Honey is literally floating

蜂蜜真的是飄著的

Oh my gosh, this footage is so revealing, uh

哦，我的天哪，這個鏡頭是如此的揭示，呃。

Stephanie we didn't look at for

斯蒂芬妮，我們沒有看的。

-What are we gonna do? -I need to make a phone call

-我們要做什麼？ -我需要打一個電話

Channels that thing into another family member

把那個東西輸送到另一個家庭成員中

I know

我知道

So I hate to do this but

所以我不想這樣做，但

-We're gonna have to break up -What?

-我們要分手了 什麼？

Why?

為什麼？

Well your daughters like to hang out with this Toby demon that picks them up by the hair and throws them around

你的女兒們喜歡和這個託比惡魔一起玩，他抓住她們的頭髮，把她們扔來扔去。

I also scratched my friend

我還抓了我的朋友

I just I just I I just

我只是我只是我只是我只是

Don't feel like this is gonna end well for me look we can all just go move in with my witch mom and her witch

我不覺得這對我來說是個好結局 我們可以搬到我的巫婆媽媽和她的巫婆家去住了

Friends, there's even a twin bed we can share

朋友們，這裡還有一張雙人床，我們可以一起睡的。

Moving with your witch mom and demon befriending daughters when we've only been together a few months.

跟你的巫婆媽媽和妖怪結拜的女兒們一起搬家，而我們才在一起幾個月。

Yeah. That sounds great

是啊，聽起來不錯這聽起來不錯

I'll start packing up right now, OK?

我現在就開始收拾東西，好嗎？

Your imaginary friend maybe who's another man

你想象中的朋友也許是另一個男人呢

Well, I'm not living in this place anymore

好吧，我已經不住在這個地方了。

-The door swings both ways we could reverse the particle flow through the gate -How?

-門是雙向旋轉的，我們可以逆轉粒子流通過大門 -怎麼做？

We'll cross the streams

我們要過河

Excuse me, Egon you said crossing the streams was bad.

對不起，埃貢，你說過溪流是不好的。

Not necessarily. There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive

不一定我們能活下來的機率肯定很低

-How slim -I don't know

-有多瘦 我不知道...

-Slim -You said our molecules would explode at the speed of light.

-你說我們的分子會以光速爆炸

It's a little beyond slim, Egon

瘦得有點過頭了，埃貢。

Stop that.

別這樣

Fine. We'll see the cross the streams or die by Ray's marshmallow man.

好吧，我們會看到跨過溪流或死於雷的棉花糖人。我們會看到過河或死於雷的棉花糖人。

I love this plan. I'm excited to be a part of it. Let's do it

我喜歡這個計劃。我很高興能成為其中的一員。讓我們開始吧

And then all the Ghostbusters died

然後所有的幽靈黨人都死了

Apparently crossing the streams is very bad

顯然，過河是非常不好的事情

back to you Chuck