Does anyone know what that is?

#1 避而遠之

It's HUGE!

那是什麼啊！？

It's giant Monkey!

有人知道那是什麼嗎？

Let's keep flying towards it!

它好巨大！

No let's shoot at it!

是一隻巨大的猴子！

Yeah! All right!

我們繼續朝他飛過去吧！

all guns trained on the monkey!

不，我們對他開槍好了！

Stay on target!

耶！好主意！

This things about to get some!

所有火力！瞄準那隻猴子！

Oh HECK NO!

瞄準目標！

We are NOT going in there!

這東西要嘗點苦頭了！

This is CRAZY!

喔。去你的不！

We are all gonna die here!

我們才不會去那裡呢！

Everybody Abort!

這太瘋狂了！

You good, Randa?

我們全部都會死在這裡！

Yep! I got the proof I came for.

全體撤退！

Bye Monkey!

可以嗎。蘭達？(此行動策劃人)

Marlow, sword!

當然！我已經拿到我來過這裡的證明了！

Ha Ha! Take that you! And that! And that!

掰猴子！

You want a piece of me?!

#2 防毒面具是你的好夥伴

I did it!

馬洛，劍！

I proved my combat abilities and made my character more useful to the...

阿哈！吃這招啊！還有這招！這招！

*GASP*

你想要把我碾碎？！

*cough* Blaargh *cough*

我做到了！

Why the heck did you take off your masks you dingus?

我證明了我的戰鬥能力，

don't you know there's poisonous gas?

而且讓我角色更有用ㄔㄨ......

Just leave your gas mask on you dummy!

*氣喘*

For your health.

*咳* 吧啊 *咳*

I beat you! Now I'm gonna eat you! *screams*

天殺的你為什麼要把你的防毒面具拿掉呢？

Ooo! Humans! I'm a eat them too!

你這蠢蛋！

wait a minute! Chase these scrawny humans...

你不知道這裡充滿有毒氣體嗎？

Or have a giant Kold that's already cooked for me!

你這蠢驢就這樣把你的面罩脫掉！

Alright Kong!

多為你的健康著想。

I'm a eat you now.

#3 骷髏爬獸應該沒有那麼蠢

*chomp*

我逮到你了！

growl

現在我要吃了你！

*splash*

喔喔！是人類！

*growl*

我也要吃了他們！

The helicopters!

給我等一下！

They're coming! We're saved!

選擇這些骨瘦如材的人類，

so long big guy.

或著是這個已經料理好的巨型寇特！(知名丹麥演員)

Alright! Lets go!

好了金剛！

*ROAR*

我現在要把你吃了。

HOLY CRAP!

#4 金剛的手掌並不安全

WE FORGOT HE HATES HELICOPTERS!

還有最後...

Enough!

直升機！

You are beneath me!

他們來了！

I am a god you dull creature

我們安全了！

and I will not be bullied by your...

再會了大傢伙。

Kong!

好極了！我們走吧！

you think you're the only giant monster in the world?

我的老天爺啊！

Kong you become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.

我們忘了牠超恨直升機！

I'm here to talk to you about the Kaiju - Avenger - Initiative.

金剛仍然討厭直升機

Hey guys! Thanks for watching!

夠了！

this episode was brought to you by audible who is offering all of

你的地位比我低下！

you a free audiobook with a 30 day trial membership by going to audible.com/hishe

我可是神！你這遲鈍的生物。

Our team just got back from a great time in Austin Texas for RTX so we had a

而我可不會被你欺ㄈㄨ...

lot of time in the car driving.

金剛！

Audible has an incredible selection of audio

你覺得你是這世上唯一的巨大怪物嗎？

books by comedians which were our favorite to listen to because they're

金剛，你可以成為巨大宇宙的一份子。

actually narrated by the comedians themselves.

你只是還不知道罷了。

I thought dad is fat by Jim Gaffigan was hilarious and I also enjoyed Anna

我來這裡是要告訴你關於-怪獸復仇者行動

Kendrick's crappy little nobody. If you want something funny but also a little

嗨大夥！感謝收看！

deeper, Trevor Noah's born a crime just beautiful and witty. So go check out one

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of these or something else for free at audible.com/hishe and thank you guys for

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And thank you guys for supporting the sponsors that support us.

我們的團隊剛從奧斯丁的RTX回來， 並且擁有個美好的時光，

See you next time!

所以我們有一大段的回家路程。