They want me to talk about this little game of theirs I'm sure you guys have never heard of called Fortnite

他們想讓我說說他們的這個小遊戲，我相信你們肯定沒聽說過，叫Fortnite。

It's a whole lot of fun and I may have put many many hours into playing it.

這款遊戲非常有趣，我可能已經投入了很多很多時間去玩。

So if you want to check it out, click the link in the description to download fortnight for free.

所以如果你想看看，就點擊描述中的鏈接，免費下載雙週。

We'll talk more about that later.

我們以後再談這個問題。

but you came here for the dubs

但你來這裡的Dubs

Let's get on with the show

讓我們繼續表演吧

In the distant future!

在遙遠的未來！

Hey everyone, my name is Wade Watts.

嘿，大家好，我叫韋德-沃茲。

Here in the future everything sucks!

在這裡，未來的一切都很糟糕!

Our houses suck

我們的房子很爛

our home life sucks.

我們的家庭生活很糟糕。

Even our beds suck.

連我們的床都很爛。

So unlike in your time

所以不像你那個時候

We play video games to escape.

我們玩電子遊戲來逃避。

Weeeeee I'm escaping!

薇薇，我要逃跑了!

Everyone's favorite game is the Oasis

大家最喜歡的遊戲是綠洲

you can be or do anything

有為有位

go hang gliding in a hurricane

在颶風中去懸掛滑翔

or hang out with Batman

或者和蝙蝠俠一起出去玩

Because I'm rock climbing

因為我在攀巖

and that's me in the game

這是我在遊戲中

I like to bounce when I walk

我走路時喜歡蹦蹦跳跳

it was all made by this guy

都是這個人做的

James Halliday.

James Halliday.

He's dead.

他已經死了

I'm dead

我死了

But I left a giant easter egg behind so whoever finds it will control the Oasis.

但我留下了一個巨大的復活節彩蛋，所以誰找到它，誰就能控制綠洲。

I'm a wizard now for some reason.

不知道為什麼，我現在是個魔法師。

you will need three keys to find the Easter eggs

你將需要三把鑰匙來找到復活節彩蛋

And you will get one every time you complete a challenge

而且每次完成挑戰都會得到一個。

The first challenge is a race

第一個挑戰是比賽

I wanna win the race!

我想贏得比賽！

Nu Uh! We're gonna win the race!

Nu Uh! 我們會贏得比賽！

Those guys work for I O I.

這些傢伙為I O I工作

They're the bad guys

他們是壞人

We're the bad guys!

我們是壞人！

Hey it's me, your friend!

嘿，是我，你的朋友！

Are you masking your voice?

你在掩飾自己的聲音嗎？

Whaaaat? I'm not a girl!

什麼？ 我不是一個女孩！

Nothin's gonna stop me from winning this race!

沒有什麼能阻止我贏得這場比賽！

Whaaaooooh!

Whaaaooooh！

I think I'm in love!

我想我戀愛了！

Hey! Get your head in the game!

嘿，把你的頭放在遊戲裡！

We're racing!

我們在比賽！

I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!

我要贏了！ 我會贏的！

NO!

不！

I'm gonna crash!

我要崩潰了！

So you come here often?

所以你經常來這裡？

Why is your hair floating?

為什麼你的頭髮會飄起來？

I like you. High five if you like me back.

我喜歡你 如果你也喜歡我，就擊掌吧

no.

不

Halliday kept all of his memories in this archive.

哈利迪把他所有的記憶都保存在這個檔案裡。

It's where I like to look for clues.

我喜歡在這裡尋找線索。

I'm the super snobby butler and I'm programed to hate my job.

我是超級勢利的管家，我被程序化地討厭我的工作。

Let's look for clues!

讓我們來尋找線索吧!

Any hints on winning the race?

有什麼贏取比賽的提示嗎？

backwards

倒退

anything at all?

什麼都沒有？

backwards really fast.

倒退得真快。

I could really use a hint!

我真的需要一個提示！

Ugh! Go backwards in the race!

啊！ 在比賽中倒退!

I'm laying it on really thick.

我把它鋪得很厚。

I got it!

我知道了！

I can't believe nobody ever tried this!

我不相信沒有人試過這個!

What!?

什麼！？

Whooohohohooooo!

Whooohohohooo!

Hacks!

黑客！

I did it! I won!

我成功了！ 我贏了！

*horn noises*

*喇叭聲

Nice racing!

漂亮的賽車！

Wow! This is amazing Anorak!

哇！ 這真是太神奇了，阿諾拉克

Shut up! Take your key!

閉嘴！ 拿著你的鑰匙！

Wooooow!

嗚嗚！

That guy just got the first key! We don't like it!

那人剛拿到第一把鑰匙！ 我們不喜歡這樣！

Don't worry. I'm the main bad guy.

別擔心，我是主要的壞人。 我是主要的壞人。

And I'm the bad girl.

而我是個壞女孩。

When we get control of the oasis...

當我們控制了綠洲... ...

We will do the most evil thing in the history of evil things.

我們要做歷史上最邪惡的事情。

We will put ads everywhere.

我們會在各處投放廣告。

Ooooo anything else?

嗚嗚還有什麼事嗎？

Micro transactions.

微觀交易。

The clue for the next key has got to be in this memory.

下一把鑰匙的線索一定在這段記憶中。

I really like this Karen girl.

我真的很喜歡這個凱倫女孩。

Cool! Do you mind if I marry her?

厲害！ 你介意我娶她嗎？

Wha?

什麼？

I got an idea!

我有個主意！

Let's meet up later.

我們晚點見。

High five if you think she likes me.

如果你覺得她喜歡我，就擊掌吧。

That's dumb. You're dumb.

這是愚蠢的。 你是個傻子

So. What do you wanna show me?

那麼，你想給我看什麼？ 你想給我看什麼？

Dance party!

舞會！

Wow! You're so amazing!

哇！ 你太厲害了！

I think I love you.

我想我是愛你的

Whaaaaaat?

什麼？

Wow there is no character development in this movie at all.

哇，這部電影完全沒有人物發展。

Love me? You don't even know my real name!

愛我嗎？你連我的真名都不知道!

My real name is Wade.

我的真名是韋德

And I love you!

我也愛你！

I'm gone.

我走了

But I love you!

但我愛你！

This is our first date you weirdo!

這是我們第一次約會，你這個怪胎！

I think that went well.

我想這很順利。

We now know his real name.

我們現在知道了他的真名。

It's Wade.

是韋德。

Time to make a call.

該打電話了

Hello, Wade.

你好，韋德

We're the bad guys.

我們是壞人。

Want to team up?

要不要組隊？

No.

不知道

Come on... pretty please?

來吧... ... 漂亮的請？

No.

不知道

Fine. You dead.

好吧，你死了。 你死了。

Oh crap oh crap oh crap!

哦，糟了，糟了，糟了!

My family!... that I barely liked.

我的家人... 我幾乎不喜歡的。

*choking*

* 窒息*

I know this looks bad...

我知道這看起來很糟糕...

I'm not a bad guy though!

但我不是一個壞人！

See!

看！

Not a bad guy!

不是個壞人！

Hey there!

嘿！

Art3mis in real life?!

Art3mis在現實生活中？

I love you!

我愛你！

Yeah Ok.

是啊，好吧。

No really! You're like my dream girl!

不，真的！ 你就像我的夢中情人！

I have a giant birth mark.

我有一個巨大的胎記。

I still love you.

我仍然愛你。

Please stop saying that.

請不要再這樣說了。

Wanna kiss?

一盆吻？

NO!

不！

Aaaawe. Why not?

Aaaawe。 為什麼不呢？

I just figured out how to get the second key!

我才知道怎麼拿到第二把鑰匙!

It's from a movie that Halliday saw.

是哈利迪看過的一部電影裡的。

Do you think it's War Games?

你認為這是戰爭遊戲嗎？

No. That's too nerdy and not visually interesting.

不，那太書呆子了，沒有視覺上的吸引力。

How about the Shining?

那《閃靈》呢？

Yeah!

是啊！

Is that a comedy?

那是喜劇嗎？

Uhhhhhhh.

呃，呃，呃，呃。

*screams*

*尖叫*

Wanna dance?

想跳舞嗎？

Want a Key?

想要一把鑰匙？

Wade, there's something I need to tell you.

韋德，有些事我要告訴你。

You love me???

你愛我嗎？

Get out of here Wade!

離開這裡，韋德！

Okay. I'll let you capture me now.

好吧，我現在讓你抓我。

Cool. Guess we'll stop looking for Wade then.

真酷啊 我想我們不會再找韋德了。

Now I'm all alone again.

現在我又是一個人了。

No you're not!

不，你不是！

I'm Aech in real life...

我在現實生活中是Aech... ...

And I'm a chick!

而我是個小妞！

I knew it!

我就知道！

I'm Daito in real life

我是現實中的大東

And I'm Sho in real life!

而我在現實生活中是翔！

This is so different than the book.

這和書中的內容太不一樣了。

What?

什麼？

You killed my mom's sister!

你殺了我媽媽的妹妹！

Your aunt?

你阿姨？

Give me back my girlfriend!

把我的女朋友還給我！

Please. You guys aren't even dating.

拜託，你們根本沒在約會你們甚至沒有約會。

Let her go!

讓她走！

Okay!

好吧！

I'm free!

我自由了！

Man hacking this office was a great idea!

黑進這間辦公室真是個好主意!

I heard that!

我聽到了！

Dang it!

該死的！

They hacked my feed and now Art3mis is gone!

他們黑了我的飼料，現在Art3mis不見了!

I'll find her.

我去找她

Hello Everyone!

大家好!

I know us gamers like to fight each other.

我知道我們遊戲玩家喜歡互相爭鬥。

But now it's time to fight someone far worse!

但現在是時候和更糟糕的人戰鬥了!

The bad guys are held up in this castle trying to get the last key...

壞人在這座城堡裡被扣留，試圖得到最後一把鑰匙... ...

so we've gotta stop them!

所以我們要阻止他們！

Who's with me?!

誰和我一起？

Oh I forgot to mention we have the Iron Giant!

哦，我忘了說了，我們有鐵巨人!

Nostalgia!!!!!

Nostalgia!!!!!

Quite the army they've got.

他們的軍隊很強大

Good thing we've got this shield.

好在我們有這個盾牌。

Yeah. It should last ten million years.

是的，它應該能維持一千萬年。

Hey Alexa, turn the shield off. Okay.

嘿，Alexa，把防護罩關掉。 好的 Okay.

Let's go!

我們走吧！

Attack!

攻擊！

You guys go ahead! I'll play music!

你們去吧！ 我來放音樂！

There's Art3mis! I'll get her!

那是阿特米斯! 我去找她!

AAaaaaagh!

AAaaaaagh！

That was convenient.

這很方便。

Godzilla suit Go!

哥斯拉跟著Go!

If only we had someone who could turn into a giant robot at a moments notice!

如果我們有一個人可以在一瞬間變成一個巨大的機器人就好了!

Gundam suit Go!

高達服Go！

How convenient!

多麼方便！

Now we just gotta find a bridge!

現在我們只需要找到一座橋！

Super bridge.

超級橋。

Thanks, Iron Giant!

謝謝，鐵巨人！

Can you do one more movie reference for us?

你能再為我們做一個電影參考嗎？

There ya go!

給你！

Now you have to escape for real!

現在，你必須要真正的逃跑了！

But before you go I have to tell you one last thing.

但在你走之前，我必須告訴你最後一件事。

Please don't

請不要

I love you.

我愛你

He's the worst.

他是最差的。

Now lets get the last key!

現在讓我們去拿最後一把鑰匙！

I did it!

我做到了！

I won the game!

我贏了！

AAAAGh!

AAAAGh！

You don't get the last key by beating the game!

最後一把鑰匙不是通過打遊戲得到的!

You have to find the hidden easter egg.

你必須找到隱藏的復活節彩蛋。

My turn! Better let me play.

輪到我了！ 還是讓我來玩吧

No!

不！

Come on! Pretty Please?

來吧！ 漂亮嗎？

No!

不！

Fine. Everyone DEAD!

好吧，大家都死了！ 每個人都死了！

In your face. I have an extra life.

在你的臉上。 我多了一條命

Oh no! We have to kill him in real life!

哦，不，我們必須在現實生活中殺了他!

I'm on it!

我正在做！

no.

不

WAaaaagh!

WAaaaagh！

*head trauma'd*

* 頭部受創*

And here's the easter egg!

這就是復活節彩蛋！

And here's the key!

這就是關鍵！

Alright!

好吧！

Have you been drinking?

你喝酒了嗎？

Got the key... Unlock the locks...

拿到鑰匙...開鎖...

and sign the paper?

並在文件上簽字？

Psych!

心理！

Here's the real ending!

這就是真正的結局!

Whaaaaoooooo it's a bedroom.

Whaaaaoooooo這是一個臥室。

Oh that's just me as a kid.

哦，那只是我小時候的事。

Try not to think about Tron and if that thing has feelings.

儘量不要去想創，如果那東西有感情。

Heeelp meeeeeee.

Heeelp meeee。

Here's the egg.

雞蛋來了

Woooooooow!

嗚嗚嗚！

If this was a HISHE I would shoot you right now!

如果這是個HISHE，我現在就會開槍打你!

We're the fourth wall police!

我們是第四道牆的警察！

Stick to the movie!

堅持看電影！

Dang it!

該死的！

You did it!

你做到了！

Wade?

韋德？

Senator Palpatine?!

帕爾帕庭參議員？

What? No!

什麼？ - 不！ 什麼？

Oh I thought everything was a reference in this movie.

哦，我覺得這部電影裡的一切都有參考價值。

I'm Ogden Morrow...

我是奧格登-莫羅...

Halliday's old partn..

哈利迪的老搭檔...

Shut up! I need to kiss my girlfriend!

閉嘴！ - 我需要親吻我的女朋友！我需要吻我的女朋友！

Now where were we?

我們說到哪裡了？

We're the police!

我們是警察！

Is everyone okay?

大家都還好嗎？

Shut up and let'm kiss!

閉嘴，讓我親一下！

Now where were w..

現在我們在哪裡...

We're lawyers!

我們是律師！

I'm not gonna kiss her am I?

我不會親她吧？

Nope!

不！

Can we at least close the doors one more time to make a cool entrance?

至少可以再關上一次門，做一個很酷的入口？

Ooooh yeah.

哦，是的。

*cheers*

*刮鬚刀

Waaasaaaaaaaaaap!

Waaasaaaaaaaa猴子！

So I won the Oasis

所以我贏得了綠洲

And my friends are gonna help me run it!

而我的朋友們會幫我管理它！

We also made the bad guys go away!

我們還讓壞人走了！

And now we turn the Oasis off two days a week for Make Out Time.

現在我們每週有兩天的 "綠洲 "會被關閉，作為親熱時間。

I love you.

我愛你

I know.

我知道，我知道

Hehe Star Wars!

嘿，星球大戰！

Thanks again for watching! Please give us a like if you enjoyed it.

再次感謝大家的觀看! 如果您喜歡，請給我們點贊。

And thanks again to Epic Games and Fortnite for sponsoring this episode.

並再次感謝Epic Games和Fortnite對本期節目的贊助。

Fortnite is this free game where 100 players drop out of this battle bus in the sky...

Fortnite是這款免費遊戲，100名玩家在天空中從這輛戰車上掉下來......

onto an island. They collect materials and weapons...

到一個島上。 他們收集材料和武器...

And whoever is the last one standing wins.

而誰是最後一個站著的人，誰就贏了。

It's available for free on multiple platforms

它可以在多個平臺上免費使用

And even on your mobile device.

甚至在你的移動設備上。

Currently in Season 6, Fortnite is constantly adding new characters and content to the game

目前已經進入第六賽季，《Fortnite》不斷增加新的角色和遊戲內容。

And with the Season 6 Battle Pass, there is over 100 unique cosmetics to be found

而在第六季戰役通行證中，有超過100種獨特的化妝品可以找到。

Like these brand new pets!

就像這些全新的寵物!

Just look at these cute pets!

看看這些可愛的寵物吧!

Little puppy, and chameleon, and a dragon

小狗，變色龍，還有一條龍。

You can play solo...