Three..two--

三.二.....

♪ For the past eighteen years ♪

在過去的十八年裡

♪ Your life's been pretty smooth ♪

你過得非常順遂

♪ Let's take a moment and reflect ♪

讓我們回想一下

♪ On all you've had to do ♪

你不得不做的事

♪ You've rolled out of bed ♪

從床上爬起來

♪ And strolled to the living room ♪

然後漫步至客廳

♪ And watched Cartoon Network ♪

看個Cartoon Network

♪ While your mom made waffles for you ♪

這時，你媽已幫你準備好鬆餅

♪ Your laundry was magically clean ♪

你的待洗衣物也都神奇的洗好了

♪ And your dad's back pocket ♪

而你爸的褲子的口袋

♪ Was an ATM machine ♪

是你的提款機

♪ Your life's biggest worry ♪

你人生最大的煩惱

♪ was what to wear to the prom ♪

是該穿什麼去舞會

♪ And your only regret was that incident ♪

而你唯一後悔的事

♪ With the stink bomb ♪

是有關於臭氣彈

♪ Do you hear that subtle sound? ♪

你有聽到那細微的聲音嗎

♪ That's the sound of reality ♪

那才是真實的聲音

♪ About to slap the taste out your mouth ♪

要你停止這個行為

♪ Now you're on your own ♪

現在，你必須為自己負責

♪ You should be scared ♪

你可能會害怕

♪ But we can tell ♪

但我們可以告訴你

♪ You don't care ♪

你並不關心

Why don't you care?

你為什麼不關心

You should be frightened.

你應該驚慌的

♪ You're young and now you're free ♪

你還年輕且自由

♪ The world is your oyster ♪

盡情的享用這個世界能給你的

♪ We have no clue what that means ♪

我們無法解釋它的意思

♪ But let us paint a picture of your future ♪

但讓我們一起繪製你未來的藍圖

♪ You're gonna eat a lot of Hot Pockets ♪

你將會吃到很多披薩餅

♪ And you're thinkin' that sounds great ♪

然後你認為這聽起來很棒

♪ Well get back to us in six months ♪

在六個月之內回來找我們

♪ When you've had ♪

當你已經擁有

♪ Three hundred and seventy-eight ♪

三百七十八

♪ As soon as you move out ♪

當你搬出去時

♪ You know what your parents are gonna do ♪

你知道你的父母即將做什麼嗎

♪ They're gonna turn your bedroom ♪

他們將會把你的房間

♪ Into an exercise room ♪

變成一個健身房

♪ That they never use ♪

他們從沒使用過

♪ And you won't use lockers in college ♪

你也將不會使用大學的置物櫃

♪ And this might be a total bummer ♪

這將會很掃興

♪ There are no yearbooks either ♪

也沒有年刊這回事

♪ You'll actually have to say ♪

你現在必須說

♪ "Have a great summer" ♪

過個開心的夏天

♪ Do you feel that gentle breeze? ♪

你是否感受到微風輕拂?

♪ It's the category five hurricane of adulthood ♪

這是成人期中的五級颶風

♪ About to hit you upside the head with a tree ♪

可以將你吹至樹的頂端

♪ Now you're on your own ♪

現在，你必須為自己負責

♪ Don't screw this up ♪

別把它搞砸了

♪ You're on your own ♪

你得為你自己負責

♪ Good luck ♪

祝你好運

You're gonna need it.

你將會需要它的