Such a fantastic name.

這樣一個奇妙的名字。

Such a great name.

這麼好的名字。

And you consider that your stage name.

而你認為那是你的藝名。

But do people in real life when you go out of the bank and you say, Yeah, I want to get I wanted, you know, do this transaction.

但在現實生活中，當你走出銀行，你說，是啊，我想得到我想，你知道，做這個交易。

Did they say yes, Method man, Is that what they say I want?

他們說是嗎，方法人，他們說我要的是這個嗎？

I want that to be true.

我希望這是真的。

I go to a couple of different branches.

我去了幾個不同的分支機構。

The really cool branch that I go to that's in my close to my old neighborhood.

我去的那家真正酷的分店就在我的附近，我的老鄰居。

They call me Method Man.

他們叫我 "方法先生"。

Very cool girls over there.

那邊的姑娘們都很酷

Very cool.

非常酷。

But the person that I've been going to since I've opened my account, this lady named Lori at Citibank.

但自從我開了戶之後，我一直在找的人，就是花旗銀行的這位叫羅莉的女士。

She known me for 18 years, so she has every right to call me Cliff.

她認識我18年了，所以她有權利叫我克里夫。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

All right.

好吧，我知道了

She can do that.

她可以做到這一點。

That she's earned the right.

她贏得了這個權利。

You've got such great nicknames, Johnny Blaze.

你有這麼好的綽號，約翰尼・佈雷茲。

Yeah, that's one of them.

是的，這是其中之一。

I want a maze.

我想要一個迷宮。

Italians, Italian.

意大利人，意大利人。

That's fantastic.

那真是太棒了

You know, Staten Island's finest, uh, chemicals, hot vehicles.

你知道，史坦頓島最好的，呃，化學品，熱車。

Okay, that was just a silly name that I came up with.

好吧，這只是我想出來的一個愚蠢的名字。

And it was supposed to represent, like, hot loaded nickel nine millimeter bullets.

它應該是代表，像，熱裝鎳9毫米子彈。

But you see how I went crazy with it and turn in the hot Nixon because I had this big Nixon thing going on and stuff, and I just like the way Nixon talk.

但你看我是如何瘋狂地用它，並把在熱尼克松 因為我有這個大尼克松的事情怎麼回事之類的東西， 我只是喜歡尼克松說話的方式。

He was crooked himself.

他自己也是歪打正著。

But I just like the way you thought I am not a crook.

但我就是喜歡你認為我不是金光黨的樣子。

Uh, you know what?

呃，你知道嗎？

First of all, your That's the first Nixon impression anyone's busted out on this show in maybe forever.

首先，你的這是第一次有人在這個節目中表現出尼克松的印象，也許是永遠的。

That's fantastic.

那真是太棒了

And it was very good.

而且非常好。

You know what I love?

你知道我喜歡什麼嗎？

There's a Wu Tang name generator online, and you can put your own name in you're really name.

網上有一個武當名字生成器，你可以把自己的名字放在你真的名字裡。

And then it tells you what your Wu Tang name would be.

然後告訴你，你的武當名字會是什麼。

Have you tried?

你試過嗎？

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I did it.

我做到了

I did it.

我做到了

And my nickname My Wu Tang name When I put in Conan O'Brien is thunderous observer.

而我的綽號我的武當名，當我把柯南奧布萊恩是雷霆萬鈞的觀察者。

Now that's dope.

現在，這是塗料。

That's good, right?

這很好，對吧？

That's that's dope.

這是... ...這是塗料。

I like that a lot.

我很喜歡這個。

I like that a lot myself.

我自己也很喜歡。

When I put my name and it came up Method Man, believe it or not.

當我寫上我的名字後，出現了方法男，不管你信不信。

But then I did it a couple of more times after that, and it was some crazy throat wizard or some Some something weird like that.

但之後我又做了幾次，那是一些瘋狂的喉嚨巫師或一些類似的怪事。

You know, everything is wizard.

你知道的，一切都很神奇。

I ran into a lot of people and, you know, they get wizard at the end of the name or whatever.

我遇到很多人，你知道，他們在名字的最後得到巫師或其他什麼。

I guess it's the Smith thing.

我想這是史密斯的事情。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

All I know is you're talking to thunderous observer.

我只知道你在和雷霆觀察家說話。

I love that.

我喜歡這樣

I love that it goes with the O'Brien thing.

我喜歡它和奧布萊恩的事情相配。

So, you know.

所以，你知道。

Yeah, I think I could slide right in tow.

是啊，我想我可以滑行在拖。

No, no.

不，不。

Counting the thunderous observer, O brien.

算是雷霆萬鈞的觀察者，奧布里恩。

I mean, we might as well put a microphone in your hand and put you right on stage right now.

我的意思是，我們不妨把一個麥克風在你的手 並把你的權利在舞臺上現在。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

People would throw batteries at me hard.

人們會狠狠地朝我扔電池。

They would really whip batteries at me hard.

他們真的會狠狠地抽電池給我。