I've been swiping for a few years now, and I have definitely noticed some trends.

滑交友軟體幾年之後，我發現了些固定走向。

Dude, so many guys on Bumble have tigers.

欸，Bumble 上也太多人有老虎了吧。

And with a heavy heart, I acknowledge that the domestication of tigers in the United States continues to be a pronounced yet overlooked problem.

而我也懷著沈重的心情反思，在美國，人工飼養老虎仍然是一個被嚴重忽視的問題。

- You know he doesn't actually have a tiger, right? - But there's a photo of them right here.

- 你知道他其實沒有老虎吧？- 但這裡有他們的合照。

- Yeah, but it's probably from a sanctuary. - But they're together in the photo.

- 他可能是在保護區拍的。- 但照片上他們站在一起。

- No, but he doesn't... - Anyways, I'll swipe right!

- 但他沒有…… - 隨便，我要右滑！

I'm gonna meet the tiger. Tiger is gonna be my friend.

我要去見老虎，當虎虎好朋友。

And I will also liberate him from the confines of his urban prison because tigers belong in the wild.

但同時，我也要將牠從城市監獄的束縛中解放，因為老虎屬於野外。

40% of US couples now first meet online.

現在美國 40% 的情侶都是在網上認識。

That means that there's a solid chance that if you're on dating app, social media, or even in chat rooms, you will meet your next partner there.

這意味著，你有很大的機會在約會軟體、社交媒體或聊天室中遇到下一任伴侶。

So, it is incredibly frustrating when the person's profile and the person don't line up.

所以遇到個人檔案與本人相差甚遠的情況，真的很讓人挫敗。

Oh, yeah. No, the human in the photo was my friend.

喔，不是啦，照片裡的人類是我朋友。

I'm sorry. I can see how that could have been confusing.

抱歉，我理解你為什麼會誤會。

I was hanging out with some girlfriends the other day, and we somehow got onto the topic of our profiles and whether or not they accurately represented who we are.

前幾天，我和幾個閨蜜聊到了我們的約會個人檔案，還有它們是否準確代表我們。

And the roast on me began.

氣氛瞬間變成了檢討大會。

Oh, my God, Anna, your profile's all bikini photos.

我的天啊，Anna，你的個人檔案都是比基尼照。

Yeah, unless you live in Santa Monica, nobody believes you at the beach that much.

除非你住聖莫尼卡，不然沒有人會信你總是在海邊。

Well, isn't that what they want?

這不是他們想要的嗎？

I mean, isn't that what the people want?

大家不都想看比基尼照嗎？

No, it doesn't matter what they want.

他們想要什麼不重要。

We have to make this profile you so that you attract who is best for you.

我們要讓你的檔案符合你，這樣才會吸引到最適合你的人。

Absolutely.

沒錯！

We should get like, a smiling photo of you in there, stat.

我們應該立馬拍張你微笑的照片放上去。

Woo, and a jokey one.

喔，還要張搞怪照。

I mean, your personality is basically the physical manifestation of a rodeo clown.

你的個性具象化根本就是個競技小丑。

So, I feel like you should be upfront about that.

所以我覺得你應該把這個直接表達出來。

But you know what?

但你知道嗎？

The qualities of my dates have gone up since my own personal episode of Queer Eye for the Queer Girl.

自從我個人檔案風格轉向《奇葩妹的異想世界》後，約會的質量竟然提高了。

Having my friends help me showcase the essence of me instead of what I just thought people wanted has led to matches that are more suited to my personality,

有了朋友幫助，我的檔案變得更貼近本人，而不是一昧配合大眾審美，這讓我找到了更多更契合的匹配。

which has led to better connection, which has led to less false promises of exotic animals being present in the lives of potential love interests.

讓我更能發展出情感連結，也減少了約會對象有養野生動物的這種假象。

And we didn't just tackle my profile.

不只修改了個人檔案。

We also ended up discussing some of our weaknesses in dating and really pushing each other to go outside of our comfort zones,

我們還討論了一些自己約會的弱點，並督促對方走出舒適圈。

whether that's being bold and making the first move or dating outside of our normal types and preferences.

無論是大膽地主動進行下一步，或是跳脫習慣的擇偶類型。

I'm so glad you reached out. Since I removed my human friend from my profile, it's been harder to find matches.

謝謝你約我。自從我把跟人類朋友的合照拿掉之後，就沒有人要約我了。

Thank you so much to Bumble for sponsoring today's video and for helping women everywhere safely connect in the digital dating world with features like Private Detector,

感謝 bumble 贊助今天的影片，它有很多能幫助女性安心約會聊天的功能，如敏感照片偵測。

which automatically blurs out lewd photos until you consent to seeing them.

能自動模糊色情照片，除非你同意顯示。

No more dick pics!

杜絕屌照！

to reporting, which allows inappropriate or aggressive users to be reviewed for potential removal.

還有檢舉功能，讓不適當或具攻擊性的用戶接受審查並刪除。

No more dick pics!

杜絕屌照！

to verification which helps get rid of catfishing

最後是驗證功能，防止網路詐騙。

No more dick pics!

杜絕屌照！

Bumble is a safe space for women to seek connection and be in control of their inboxes, their dating world, and their love lives.

Bumble 提供女性安全的約會空間，放心尋找情感連結、自由管理聊天室並掌控愛情生活。

You can click on the link below and download bumble today!

馬上點擊下方連結，下載 Bumble！