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Thank you so much to Bumble for sponsoring today's episode and for also being an active presence in my own dating life.
謝謝 Bumble 贊助本集和成為我約會生活的一大助力。
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I've been swiping for a few years now, and I have definitely noticed some trends.
滑交友軟體幾年之後,我發現了些固定走向。
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Dude, so many guys on Bumble have tigers.
欸,Bumble 上也太多人有老虎了吧。
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And with a heavy heart, I acknowledge that the domestication of tigers in the United States continues to be a pronounced yet overlooked problem.
而我也懷著沈重的心情反思,在美國,人工飼養老虎仍然是一個被嚴重忽視的問題。
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- You know he doesn't actually have a tiger, right? - But there's a photo of them right here.
- 你知道他其實沒有老虎吧?- 但這裡有他們的合照。
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- Yeah, but it's probably from a sanctuary. - But they're together in the photo.
- 他可能是在保護區拍的。- 但照片上他們站在一起。
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- No, but he doesn't... - Anyways, I'll swipe right!
- 但他沒有…… - 隨便,我要右滑!
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I'm gonna meet the tiger. Tiger is gonna be my friend.
我要去見老虎,當虎虎好朋友。
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And I will also liberate him from the confines of his urban prison because tigers belong in the wild.
但同時,我也要將牠從城市監獄的束縛中解放,因為老虎屬於野外。
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40% of US couples now first meet online.
現在美國 40% 的情侶都是在網上認識。
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That means that there's a solid chance that if you're on dating app, social media, or even in chat rooms, you will meet your next partner there.
這意味著,你有很大的機會在約會軟體、社交媒體或聊天室中遇到下一任伴侶。
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So, it is incredibly frustrating when the person's profile and the person don't line up.
所以遇到個人檔案與本人相差甚遠的情況,真的很讓人挫敗。
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Oh, yeah. No, the human in the photo was my friend.
喔,不是啦,照片裡的人類是我朋友。
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I'm sorry. I can see how that could have been confusing.
抱歉,我理解你為什麼會誤會。
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I was hanging out with some girlfriends the other day, and we somehow got onto the topic of our profiles and whether or not they accurately represented who we are.
前幾天,我和幾個閨蜜聊到了我們的約會個人檔案,還有它們是否準確代表我們。
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And the roast on me began.
氣氛瞬間變成了檢討大會。
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Oh, my God, Anna, your profile's all bikini photos.
我的天啊,Anna,你的個人檔案都是比基尼照。
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Yeah, unless you live in Santa Monica, nobody believes you at the beach that much.
除非你住聖莫尼卡,不然沒有人會信你總是在海邊。
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Well, isn't that what they want?
這不是他們想要的嗎?
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I mean, isn't that what the people want?
大家不都想看比基尼照嗎?
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No, it doesn't matter what they want.
他們想要什麼不重要。
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We have to make this profile you so that you attract who is best for you.
我們要讓你的檔案符合你,這樣才會吸引到最適合你的人。
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Absolutely.
沒錯!
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We should get like, a smiling photo of you in there, stat.
我們應該立馬拍張你微笑的照片放上去。
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Woo, and a jokey one.
喔,還要張搞怪照。
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I mean, your personality is basically the physical manifestation of a rodeo clown.
你的個性具象化根本就是個競技小丑。
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So, I feel like you should be upfront about that.
所以我覺得你應該把這個直接表達出來。
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But you know what?
但你知道嗎?
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The qualities of my dates have gone up since my own personal episode of Queer Eye for the Queer Girl.
自從我個人檔案風格轉向《奇葩妹的異想世界》後,約會的質量竟然提高了。
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Having my friends help me showcase the essence of me instead of what I just thought people wanted has led to matches that are more suited to my personality,
有了朋友幫助,我的檔案變得更貼近本人,而不是一昧配合大眾審美,這讓我找到了更多更契合的匹配。
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which has led to better connection, which has led to less false promises of exotic animals being present in the lives of potential love interests.
讓我更能發展出情感連結,也減少了約會對象有養野生動物的這種假象。
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And we didn't just tackle my profile.
不只修改了個人檔案。
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We also ended up discussing some of our weaknesses in dating and really pushing each other to go outside of our comfort zones,
我們還討論了一些自己約會的弱點,並督促對方走出舒適圈。
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whether that's being bold and making the first move or dating outside of our normal types and preferences.
無論是大膽地主動進行下一步,或是跳脫習慣的擇偶類型。
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I'm so glad you reached out. Since I removed my human friend from my profile, it's been harder to find matches.
謝謝你約我。自從我把跟人類朋友的合照拿掉之後,就沒有人要約我了。
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Thank you so much to Bumble for sponsoring today's video and for helping women everywhere safely connect in the digital dating world with features like Private Detector,
感謝 bumble 贊助今天的影片,它有很多能幫助女性安心約會聊天的功能,如敏感照片偵測。
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which automatically blurs out lewd photos until you consent to seeing them.
能自動模糊色情照片,除非你同意顯示。
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No more dick pics!
杜絕屌照!
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to reporting, which allows inappropriate or aggressive users to be reviewed for potential removal.
還有檢舉功能,讓不適當或具攻擊性的用戶接受審查並刪除。
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No more dick pics!
杜絕屌照!
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to verification which helps get rid of catfishing
最後是驗證功能,防止網路詐騙。
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No more dick pics!
杜絕屌照!
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Bumble is a safe space for women to seek connection and be in control of their inboxes, their dating world, and their love lives.
Bumble 提供女性安全的約會空間,放心尋找情感連結、自由管理聊天室並掌控愛情生活。
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You can click on the link below and download bumble today!
馬上點擊下方連結,下載 Bumble!