socially safe, of course, wearing my mask,

社會安全，當然，戴著我的面具。

and the tellers told me,

和出納員告訴我。

and this is something that's interesting

這是很有趣的事情

'cause it's sort of a nationwide phenomenon.

因為這是一種全國性的現象。

They told me they had run out of coins.

他們告訴我，他們已經沒有硬幣了。

Did you know this was going on?

你知道這是怎麼回事嗎？

Apparently we're going through a coin shortage.

顯然，我們正在經歷錢幣的短缺。

Yeah, you see it in lots of different stores.

是的，你可以在很多不同的商店看到它。

They say no change. I guess it's like a COVID thing.

他們說沒有變化。我想這就像COVID的事情。

Yeah, well anyway, the US Mint is scrambling

是啊，反正美國的造幣廠也在爭搶。

to figure out just what to do

琢磨著該怎麼做

and they just released this ad.

他們剛剛發佈了這個廣告。

Take a look.

看看吧

Hi, I'm Diana Fowler, Director of the US Mint.

嗨，我是戴安娜-福勒，美國造幣廠的主管。

As an unforeseen side effect of COVID-19, for some reason,

作為COVID-19的一個不可預見的副作用，由於某些原因。

America is also now experiencing a shortage of coins.

美國現在也出現了錢幣短缺的現象。

(laughs) We don't know why either.

(笑)我們也不知道為什麼。

So we're introducing a replacement for coins.

所以我們要介紹一種硬幣的替代品。

Coibs.

Coibs。

Coibs are just like coins,

Coibs就像硬幣一樣。

except they're actually small rocks.

除了他們實際上是小石頭。

[Man] Ah!

啊！

It's a rock! (laughing)

這是一塊石頭！（笑）

Coibs are about the same size as coins

硬幣和硬幣的大小差不多。

and they come from the ground,

而他們來自於地面。

which means we're less likely to run out of them.

這意味著我們不太可能用完它們。

And from now on all businesses have to take them

而從現在開始，所有的企業都必須接受他們

as legal tender.

作為法定貨幣。

Coibs.

Coibs。

It's a new thing we're trying because we ran out of coins.

這是我們正在嘗試的新事物，因為我們沒有硬幣了。

Sorry, can you cut?

對不起，你能切嗎？

I'm Glenn, a writer at Conan.

我是Glenn, Conan的作家.

Does this sketch idea like even make sense at all?

這個草圖的想法像根本沒有意義嗎？

Oh

呵

Yeah.

是啊。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah, yeah, it's great.

是啊，是啊，這是偉大的。

Yeah, I've just been spending a lot of time inside

是啊，我只是花了很多時間在裡面。

by myself with like no one else around.

我自己一個人，身邊沒有其他人。

And since my brain just went, like,

由於我的大腦只是去，喜歡。

what if, what if coins were rocks?

如果，如果硬幣是石頭呢？

Well, and like read the news at all right now,

好了，像讀新聞在所有現在。

like it's hard to be creative and make stuff.

就像很難有創意，做出來的東西。

Oh, absolutely. I totally get it.

哦，絕對的。我完全明白了。

Totally, yes.

完全是，是的。

Of course.

當然了

Oh my God I totally, like me,

哦，我的上帝，我完全，喜歡我。

I'm trying to finish this novel.

我想把這本小說看完。

So my creative brain is not a little bit

所以，我的創意大腦沒有一點

not doing good stuff 'cause I'm just so isolated right now

沒有做的好東西 因為我只是這麼孤立的權利現在

that I think I'm going crazy.

我想我要瘋了。

No, no, no, absolutely not.

不，不，不，絕對不是。

Not losing your mind. I swear.

沒有失去你的心。我發誓

The concept of the sketch is a little weird.

小品的概念有點奇怪。

It's kind of it's a little, I mean, yeah.

這是一種... ...這是一個有點，我的意思是，是的。

Yeah.

是啊。

What is it funner if coins were bugs

如果錢幣是蟲子，那有什麼好玩的？

(laughing) that a good idea

好主意

Oh, that's funny.

哦，這很有趣。

That's good

那就好

That's very fresh

很新鮮

That makes sense. Okay.

這是有道理的。好吧，我知道了

That's oh yeah

那是哦耶

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Actor. Whose name?

演員。誰的名字？

I don't remember. Okay.

我不記得了好吧，我不記得了

Hi. I'm from the U S mint and coins is bugs now.

嗨，我從美國造幣廠和硬幣是bug了。

Slow music

慢音樂

Now I enjoyed that.

現在我很喜歡。

Didn't you, Andy?

是吧，安迪？

Yeah, it was good.

是的，這是很好的。

Yeah. I think everyone enjoyed it.

是啊，我想大家都很喜歡

Oh

呵

okay.

好吧。

Great.

厲害