sure does take a lot.

一定犧牲不少。

Thinking of ways to distribute hate...

思考如何散佈仇恨......

takes everything you've got...

也用盡你的全力......

Wouldn't you like to rule a place?

你不想統治一個地方嗎？

Sometimes you wanna go...

有時候你想去...

Where everybody hates your face

這大家都討厭你的地方

And the villains share your rage.

反派們分享你的憤怒。

You wanna be in the evil seat.

成為邪惡的一員。

Heroes are all the same

英雄都是一樣的

You wanna go where everybody hates your face

你想去每個人都討厭你的地方

Well everyone.

好的各位

It has been a long time coming

已經過了很長一段時間

but it is finally time for our janitor, Thanos...

但是終於到了我們的看門人 老薩 的時候了......

to finally go out and make a name for himself.

終於可以為自己站出來了

*cheers*

*乾杯*

Yes! Here's to the one who's done absolutely nothing

是! 敬這位還沒有做過任何事，

but is being treated as the scariest villain of all time.

但被視為有史以來最可怕的反派一杯。

*cheers*

*乾杯*

It wasn't my time

只是時候還沒到而已

Okay Okay. Now that he's finally going to do something with his life...

好吧好吧。現在他終於要為自己的人生做點什麼了......

Who's up for a little wager?

誰想來賭一把？

Oooh I am! Mee MEEE!

哦 我要！ 我我我！

So be it!

就這樣吧！

I thought we'd start a dead pool on how many heroes Thanos is officially going to kill.

我認為我們來玩一個死池遊戲，猜猜老薩官方將要殺死多少英雄。

Did somebody say Deadpool?

有人說死侍嗎？

Not you Deadpool!

不是你死侍！

It's an actual Dead Pool.

是死池遊戲。

Now get out of here!

給我離開這裡！

You're gonna have a dead pool without the real Deadpool?

你要死池但不要死侍？

Don't you know how profitable I am?

你不知道我有多賺錢嗎？

Get out!

出去！

Eh, whatever.

呃，隨便啦。

I'll see you later, Cable.

晚點見喔，機堡。

mreeegh

呃...

Who wants the first wager?

誰想要第一個投注？

Oooo ooo OOooo!

喔喔喔喔！

I wanna bet!

我來我來！

Put me down for ZERO.

我猜 零。

What?!

什麼？！

Zero!

零！

Yes! Zero!

沒錯!零！

It's Marvel!

這是漫威耶！

The good guys always win!

好人總是贏！

No they don't!

不，他們才沒有！

Remember Quicksilver, man?

記得快銀嗎，老兄？

And Yondu.

還有勇度。

I'm just saying...

我只是說...

the majority get away...

大多數都可以躲過一劫......

a lot.

很多次。

Very well. Next!

很好。下一個！

I'm going to say... five.

我要猜......五。

I bet he gets Iron Man

我敢打賭，他做掉鋼鐵人

Because he's like their dad and that would be really hard to watch.

因為他就像他們的父親一樣，這樣會讓人很難接受。

Doctor Strange

奇異博士

Because he's got to have magic taken out of the picture.

因為要把魔法從整個系列中去掉

The Incredible Hulk

綠巨人浩克

because he's super strong

因為他超強壯

Hawkeye

鷹眼

Because arrows are stupid.

因為箭很蠢。

Hawkeye is definitely gonna die, man!

鷹眼絕對會死，各位！

And my last pick is uh...

我最後的選擇是呃...

Spider-Man

蜘蛛人

No way he can't get Spider-Man.

不可以，他不能做掉蜘蛛人

What are you nuts? Oh yes he can!

你瘋了嗎？哦，是的，他可以！

Oh yes I can!

哦，是的，我可以！

Put me down for drei

我要下注三個人

I think it's going to be

我認為將是

Captain America

美國隊長

Captain America...

美國隊長...

And Captain America

和美國隊長

You just said Captain America three times

你剛剛說美國隊長三次

Because I want him to DIE three times!

因為我想讓他死三次！！

Okay. Red Skull for three Cap deaths

好吧。紅骷髏下注隊長死三次

I bet he just gets one, and it's Loki.

我敢打賭，他只殺到一個，而且是Loki。

Oh yeah! Loki's totally gonna die!

哦耶！ Loki完全會死！

Oooo! Put me down for Loki faking his death, and then killing Thanos later.

喔喔！那我要猜洛基假死，然後殺死老薩

Hey!

嘿!

I'm just saying, he's a trickster.

我只是說，他是會騙人的。

No way! If anyone's gonna kill him, it's gotta be Nebula.

才不是！如果有人要殺了老薩，那就得是涅布拉。

Put ALL of my money on Wolverine!

把我所有的錢都下在金剛狼！

Okay... Apocalypse thinks the X-Men are going to show up for some reason.

好的......天啓認為X戰警會出於某種原因參與演出。

Anyone else?

還有誰？

I bet he only gets two...

我敢打賭，他只得到兩個......

I bet it's Vision and Scarlet Witch

我敢打賭它是幻視和緋紅女巫

Oh yes! I want to change my vote now!

哦，是的！我想現在改變我的投票！

I forgot Vision has a stone in his head.

我忘了幻視在他頭上有一塊寶石。

You can't change your vote.

你不能改變你的投票。

This is outrageous!

這太離譜了！

You guys are over thinking this.

你們沒想到這個觀點。

He's just gonna get the support team.

他只會做掉應援團。

Put me down for Falcon...

幫我下獵鷹......

Ant-Man...

蟻人...

Black Widow...

黑寡婦......

Drax...

崔克斯...

War Machine

戰爭機器

and Korg.

和寇格。

All I know is if you kill Groot, I'm gonna be totally pissed.

我只知道如果你殺了格魯特，我真的會很生氣。

What? He's adorable!

幹嘛？他很可愛啊！

What about you, Palps?

你呢，老白？

What do you bet?

你怎麼看？

I think he's going to kill every last one of them...

我想他會殺死他們每一個人......

Except Ant-Man.

除了蟻人。

How does he do that?

他怎麼會活下來？

Ant-Man will go molecular between time and space...

蟻人將進入在時間和空間之間的量子領域...

and come back in the past meeting up with Captain Marvel

並回到過去找到驚奇隊長

and they will work together to destroy Thanos in the sequel.

他們將一起合作在續集中摧毀老薩。

Oh that sounds cool!

哦，聽起來很酷！

I mean Boo!

我的意思是嗚嗚嗚！

Heroes are so annoying!

英雄很煩！

Is that everyone?

每個人都賭了嗎？

No one thinks he's going to kill Black Panther?

沒有人認為他會殺死黑豹？

They're not gonna kill Black Panther!

他們不會殺死黑豹！

That would be commercial-suicide!

那將是商業自殺！

Almost like doing a dead pool video without actually having Deadpool in it.

大概就像做一個死池遊戲的影片，卻沒有死侍。

I said Get OUT!!!!

我說過出去!!!!

Well guys, it's finally my time.

那麼，大家，終於到了我的時刻。

I'm off to destroy the universe!

我要出發去毀滅宇宙！

You guys were fun.

你們真有趣。

You guys indeed brought a smile to my face

確實讓我微笑

I hope they remember you.

我希望他們會記得你

What does that mean?

什麼意思？

We're not in danger hehe...

我們沒有危險，呵呵......

Are we?

我們？