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  • Making your way evil today...

    用邪惡的方式活著...

  • sure does take a lot.

    一定犧牲不少。

  • Thinking of ways to distribute hate...

    思考如何散佈仇恨......

  • takes everything you've got...

    也用盡你的全力......

  • Wouldn't you like to rule a place?

    你不想統治一個地方嗎?

  • Sometimes you wanna go...

    有時候你想去...

  • Where everybody hates your face

    這大家都討厭你的地方

  • And the villains share your rage.

    反派們分享你的憤怒。

  • You wanna be in the evil seat.

    成為邪惡的一員。

  • Heroes are all the same

    英雄都是一樣的

  • You wanna go where everybody hates your face

    你想去每個人都討厭你的地方

  • Well everyone.

    好的各位

  • It has been a long time coming

    已經過了很長一段時間

  • but it is finally time for our janitor, Thanos...

    但是終於到了我們的看門人 老薩 的時候了......

  • to finally go out and make a name for himself.

    終於可以為自己站出來了

  • *cheers*

    *乾杯*

  • Yes! Here's to the one who's done absolutely nothing

    是! 敬這位還沒有做過任何事,

  • but is being treated as the scariest villain of all time.

    但被視為有史以來最可怕的反派一杯。

  • *cheers*

    *乾杯*

  • It wasn't my time

    只是時候還沒到而已

  • Okay Okay. Now that he's finally going to do something with his life...

    好吧好吧。現在他終於要為自己的人生做點什麼了......

  • Who's up for a little wager?

    誰想來賭一把?

  • Oooh I am! Mee MEEE!

    哦 我要! 我我我!

  • So be it!

    就這樣吧!

  • I thought we'd start a dead pool on how many heroes Thanos is officially going to kill.

    我認為我們來玩一個死池遊戲,猜猜老薩官方將要殺死多少英雄。

  • Did somebody say Deadpool?

    有人說死侍嗎?

  • Not you Deadpool!

    不是你死侍!

  • It's an actual Dead Pool.

    是死池遊戲。

  • Now get out of here!

    給我離開這裡!

  • You're gonna have a dead pool without the real Deadpool?

    你要死池但不要死侍?

  • Don't you know how profitable I am?

    你不知道我有多賺錢嗎?

  • Get out!

    出去!

  • Eh, whatever.

    呃,隨便啦。

  • I'll see you later, Cable.

    晚點見喔,機堡。

  • mreeegh

    呃...

  • Who wants the first wager?

    誰想要第一個投注?

  • Oooo ooo OOooo!

    喔喔喔喔!

  • I wanna bet!

    我來我來!

  • Put me down for ZERO.

    我猜 零。

  • What?!

    什麼?!

  • Zero!

    零!

  • Yes! Zero!

    沒錯!零!

  • It's Marvel!

    這是漫威耶!

  • The good guys always win!

    好人總是贏!

  • No they don't!

    不,他們才沒有!

  • Remember Quicksilver, man?

    記得快銀嗎,老兄?

  • And Yondu.

    還有勇度。

  • I'm just saying...

    我只是說...

  • the majority get away...

    大多數都可以躲過一劫......

  • a lot.

    很多次。

  • Very well. Next!

    很好。下一個!

  • I'm going to say... five.

    我要猜......五。

  • I bet he gets Iron Man

    我敢打賭,他做掉鋼鐵人

  • Because he's like their dad and that would be really hard to watch.

    因為他就像他們的父親一樣,這樣會讓人很難接受。

  • Doctor Strange

    奇異博士

  • Because he's got to have magic taken out of the picture.

    因為要把魔法從整個系列中去掉

  • The Incredible Hulk

    綠巨人浩克

  • because he's super strong

    因為他超強壯

  • Hawkeye

    鷹眼

  • Because arrows are stupid.

    因為箭很蠢。

  • Hawkeye is definitely gonna die, man!

    鷹眼絕對會死,各位!

  • And my last pick is uh...

    我最後的選擇是呃...

  • Spider-Man

    蜘蛛人

  • No way he can't get Spider-Man.

    不可以,他不能做掉蜘蛛人

  • What are you nuts? Oh yes he can!

    你瘋了嗎?哦,是的,他可以!

  • Oh yes I can!

    哦,是的,我可以!

  • Put me down for drei

    我要下注三個人

  • I think it's going to be

    我認為將是

  • Captain America

    美國隊長

  • Captain America...

    美國隊長...

  • And Captain America

    和美國隊長

  • You just said Captain America three times

    你剛剛說美國隊長三次

  • Because I want him to DIE three times!

    因為我想讓他死三次!!

  • Okay. Red Skull for three Cap deaths

    好吧。紅骷髏下注隊長死三次

  • I bet he just gets one, and it's Loki.

    我敢打賭,他只殺到一個,而且是Loki。

  • Oh yeah! Loki's totally gonna die!

    哦耶! Loki完全會死!

  • Oooo! Put me down for Loki faking his death, and then killing Thanos later.

    喔喔!那我要猜洛基假死,然後殺死老薩

  • Hey!

    嘿!

  • I'm just saying, he's a trickster.

    我只是說,他是會騙人的。

  • No way! If anyone's gonna kill him, it's gotta be Nebula.

    才不是!如果有人要殺了老薩,那就得是涅布拉。

  • Put ALL of my money on Wolverine!

    把我所有的錢都下在金剛狼!

  • Okay... Apocalypse thinks the X-Men are going to show up for some reason.

    好的......天啓認為X戰警會出於某種原因參與演出。

  • Anyone else?

    還有誰?

  • I bet he only gets two...

    我敢打賭,他只得到兩個......

  • I bet it's Vision and Scarlet Witch

    我敢打賭它是幻視和緋紅女巫

  • Oh yes! I want to change my vote now!

    哦,是的!我想現在改變我的投票!

  • I forgot Vision has a stone in his head.

    我忘了幻視在他頭上有一塊寶石。

  • You can't change your vote.

    你不能改變你的投票。

  • This is outrageous!

    這太離譜了!

  • You guys are over thinking this.

    你們沒想到這個觀點。

  • He's just gonna get the support team.

    他只會做掉應援團。

  • Put me down for Falcon...

    幫我下獵鷹......

  • Ant-Man...

    蟻人...

  • Black Widow...

    黑寡婦......

  • Drax...

    崔克斯...

  • War Machine

    戰爭機器

  • and Korg.

    和寇格。

  • All I know is if you kill Groot, I'm gonna be totally pissed.

    我只知道如果你殺了格魯特,我真的會很生氣。

  • What? He's adorable!

    幹嘛?他很可愛啊!

  • What about you, Palps?

    你呢,老白?

  • What do you bet?

    你怎麼看?

  • I think he's going to kill every last one of them...

    我想他會殺死他們每一個人......

  • Except Ant-Man.

    除了蟻人。

  • How does he do that?

    他怎麼會活下來?

  • Ant-Man will go molecular between time and space...

    蟻人將進入在時間和空間之間的量子領域...

  • and come back in the past meeting up with Captain Marvel

    並回到過去找到驚奇隊長

  • and they will work together to destroy Thanos in the sequel.

    他們將一起合作在續集中摧毀老薩。

  • Oh that sounds cool!

    哦,聽起來很酷!

  • I mean Boo!

    我的意思是嗚嗚嗚!

  • Heroes are so annoying!

    英雄很煩!

  • Is that everyone?

    每個人都賭了嗎?

  • No one thinks he's going to kill Black Panther?

    沒有人認為他會殺死黑豹?

  • They're not gonna kill Black Panther!

    他們不會殺死黑豹!

  • That would be commercial-suicide!

    那將是商業自殺!

  • Almost like doing a dead pool video without actually having Deadpool in it.

    大概就像做一個死池遊戲的影片,卻沒有死侍。

  • I said Get OUT!!!!

    我說過出去!!!!

  • Well guys, it's finally my time.

    那麼,大家,終於到了我的時刻。

  • I'm off to destroy the universe!

    我要出發去毀滅宇宙!

  • You guys were fun.

    你們真有趣。

  • You guys indeed brought a smile to my face

    確實讓我微笑

  • I hope they remember you.

    我希望他們會記得你

  • What does that mean?

    什麼意思?

  • We're not in danger hehe...

    我們沒有危險,呵呵......

  • Are we?

    我們?

Making your way evil today...

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