(laughs)

（笑）

'Cause this is getting me worked up.

因為這讓我很興奮

(romantic music)

(浪漫音樂)

I'm not fluent in French.

我的法語不流利

I'm not even like broken English French.

我都不喜歡蹩腳的英語法語。

I actually don't know much of French besides oui oui.

其實除了oui oui之外，我不太懂法語。

- I was introduced to the French language all my life,

- 我一生都在接觸法語。

because I am actually Haitian.

因為我其實是海地人。

But unfortunately I never picked it up.

但遺憾的是，我一直沒有拿起它。

So when I hear a man doing,

所以當我聽到一個男人在做。

just know that, that's a good language.

只知道，這是個好語言。

- I love the French accent because it just sounds

- 我喜歡法國口音，因為它聽起來就是

like someone is singing to me.

就像有人在給我唱歌。

Like it feels like an R&B song.

就像感覺是一首R&B歌曲。

Keep that R&B silky, smooth voice in my ear

讓R&B的聲音在我耳邊飄蕩吧

telling me sweet nothings

甜言蜜語

about how I have food in my teeth, like I don't care.

關於我的牙齒裡有食物，就像我不在乎一樣。

(laughs)

（笑）

I am so excited to start this challenge.

我很高興能開始這個挑戰。

I mean, I haven't heard a French accent in a long time,

我是說，我已經很久沒有聽到法國口音了。

so I would love to have a French reminder.

所以我很想有一個法語的提醒。

- And these men better be cute.

- 而且這些人最好是可愛的。

I know I can't see them, but they better be cute.

我知道我看不到他們，但他們最好是可愛的。

- [Narrator] Mr. France.

- [旁白]法國先生

- My name is Sèdo du Su. I'm Mr. France.

- 我叫塞多-杜蘇。我是法國先生。

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- Oh my God, say my name again!

- 哦，我的上帝，再說一遍我的名字！

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- I wish I knew what you were saying!

- 我希望我知道你在說什麼！

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- Oh, I know that!

- 哦，我知道！

You said I'm pretty I think.

你說我很漂亮，我想。

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- I'm getting so nervous.

- 我變得如此緊張。

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- I feel like he's saying he's in love with me.

- 我覺得他好像在說他愛上了我。

We're going to run off into the sunset.

我們要奔向夕陽。

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- Yeah, I hear that passion.

- 是的，我聽到了這種激情。

(laughs)

（笑）

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- Is this a poem?

- 這是一首詩嗎？

Like, what's happening?

比如，發生了什麼？

- Oui.

- 是的。

- Oh, it's a poem, it's a poem.

- 哦，這是一首詩，這是一首詩。

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- You're asking if I like music?

- 你是問我喜不喜歡音樂？

I like music.

我喜歡音樂

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- Like Drake?

- 喜歡德雷克？

- Drake?

- 德雷克？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

- (laughs)

- （笑）

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- How did you make Drake sound expensive?

- 你怎麼把德雷克說得那麼貴？

- [Narrator] Mr. Cameroon.

- [旁白]喀麥隆先生

- Hello, I'm David, I'm Mr. Cameroon.

- 你好，我是大衛，我是喀麥隆先生。

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- I'm good.

- 我很好

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- [Vivian] Your name's Dave?

- 你叫戴夫？

- Oui oui.

- 是的，是的，是的。

- (speaking French)

- (講法語)

- (speaking French)

- (講法語)

- That's all I know.

- 我只知道這些

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- Thank you, I hear belle, again.

- 謝謝你，我又聽到了belle。

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- Wait, so you're giving me a chocolate

- 等一下，所以你給我一個巧克力

or you're calling me chocolate?

或者你叫我巧克力？

Either way, I'm fine with either answer.

無論哪種答案，我都可以接受。

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of good movies out.

- 是啊，是啊，有很多好電影出來。

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- A romantic comedy, those are great.

- 浪漫喜劇，這些都是很好的。

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- Oh, yes Netflix, we have a Netflix (mumbles)

- 哦，是的Netflix，我們有一個Netflix（喃喃自語）。

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- Well, it's quarantine, so Netflix only.

- 好吧，這是隔離區，所以只有Netflix。

Period.

期間。

(speaking French)

(講法語)

- I don't know, was he asking me out on a date?

- 我不知道，他是在約我出去嗎？

Is that what was happening?

是這樣的嗎？

I don't know, I couldn't tell.

我不知道，我看不出來。

Oui oui.

是的，是的，是的。

- Oh, okay.

- 哦，好吧。

- [Narrator] Mr. Haiti.

- [旁白]海地先生。

- It's the kid Kertasy.

- 是那個叫柯塔西的孩子

AKA the dark skin man with the foreva tan.

也就是黑皮膚的男人與前衛的膚色。

But also known as Mr. Haiti for today.

但也被稱為今天的海地先生。

(speaking french)

(講法語)

- (speaking french)

- (講法語)

That's a voice. Hello.

這是一個聲音。你好啊

- (speaking french)

- (講法語)

I'm good. How are you?

我很好，你呢？你呢？

- (speaking French)

- (講法語)

- There is like some base and curry,

- 有像一些基地和咖喱。

or there's some spice in this version.

或者說這個版本里有一些香料。

- (speaking French)

- (講法語)

- I don't know all of the accents.

- 我不知道所有的口音。

This French accent isn't of France.

這個法國口音不是法國的。

This French accent is somewhere else,

這個法國口音在別的地方。

and I am here for it.

我在這裡是為了它。

- (speaking French)

- (講法語)

- What is happening? Oh my God!

- 發生什麼事了？我的天啊！

- (speaking French)

- (講法語)

- Okay so my parents are from Haiti,

- 好吧，所以我的父母是來自海地。

so I live in a Haitian household.

所以我住在一個海地家庭。

So what he is saying is very familiar.

所以他說的很熟悉。

I can pick out certain things that he's saying.

我可以挑出他說的某些東西。

He is very confident in what he is saying to me.

他對我說的話非常自信。

He is basically spitting game

他基本上是在吐槽遊戲

like any man I guess would in this instance.

就像任何一個男人一樣，我想在這種情況下會。

I think I am imagining him

我想我是在想象他

with like a button-down shirt half-buttoned.

與像釦子襯衫半釦子。

And he's just kinda like that guy on the street

他就像街上的那個人一樣

that's like, "What's up ma?"

這就像，"這是怎麼回事馬？"

And you're just like, "Oh my God."

而你只是喜歡，"哦，我的上帝。"

But it's endearing because he's very funny.

但因為他很幽默，所以很可愛。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- The three French accents that I was dealing with

- 我面對的是三種法國口音。

are all different, which was surprising to me.

都是不同的，這讓我很驚訝。

The first one was a little bit more suave,

瀟灑一點的。

leading man romantic.

男主角浪漫。

- The first accent was somebody who you imagine

- 第一個口音是你想象中的人

in those romance novels that's just trying

在那些言情小說中，那只是試圖

to sweep you off your feet,

掃你的腳。

and he's giving you literally just like fairy tale vibes.

他給你的感覺就像童話故事的氛圍。

- Number two. His voice was like a little bit more bad boy.

- 二號。他的聲音就像一個更壞的男孩。

Like it was definitely still romantic and French,

像絕對還是浪漫的法國人。

but I just felt like we were about to get into trouble,

但我只是覺得我們即將陷入困境。

and I don't want to get into trouble.

我不想惹上麻煩。

- The second one is kinda like the nice boy next door

- 第二種是有點像隔壁的好男孩。

who just kinda like wants to get to know you

誰只是有點喜歡想了解你。

and doesn't want to push any buttons.

而不想按任何按鈕。

- And I would say for number three I just felt

- 我想說的是，對於第三條，我只是覺得

like he had the most unique

好像他有最獨特的

or different accent compared to the other two.

或與其他兩個人相比口音不同。

- And then the third one is like the bad boy

- 然後第三個就像個壞孩子一樣。

who is gonna say how he feels

誰會說他的感受

and put it all on the table.

並把它全部放在桌子上。

So in terms of the sexiest, I think I'll have

所以，從最性感的角度來說，我想我會選擇

to go with number one.

來配合一號。

- I think number two. I think the bad boy.

- 我想是二號我想是那個壞小子

- What's going on?

- 發生什麼事了？

(laughs)

（笑）

- Hi. Hey.

- 嗨，我的天嘿嘿

If you are Mr. France, raise your hand.

如果你是法國先生，請舉手。

- (speaking French)

- (講法語)

- Wait which ones Mr. Haiti?

- 等等，哪些是海地先生？

You are hilarious.

你是搞笑的。

Like oh my God.

像哦，我的上帝。

- I don't know why this is so nerveracking.

- 我不知道為什麼這事如此令人不安。

I'm getting flustered all over again.

我又開始慌亂了。

Who is number two?

誰是二號人物？

Who is my bad boy French accent?

誰是我的壞小子法國口音？

Ayyyy. (laughs)

Ayyyy。（笑）

It's funny because you don't look like the bad boy here.

這很有趣，因為你看起來不像是這裡的壞孩子。

You're wearing white. You look angelic.

你穿著白色的衣服。你看起來像個天使

Deception. Deception.

欺騙。欺騙。

(laughs)

（笑）

(cheerful music)

(歡快的音樂)