while since we've had a hishe review and

我們已經很久沒有看到他的評論了，而且...

since I'm kind of in between episodes

因為我是那種在劇集之間

again that means it's a good time to

又是一個好時機

make one. So you want to talk some

做一個。 所以，你想談一些

guardians of the galaxy? Let's get to it

銀河系守護者？我們開始吧

Guarding... Guarding the galaxy

守護...守護銀河系

getting into some spacetastrophe...

陷入一些空間災難...

Spacetastrophe? That's not a word.

宇宙大災難？ 這不是一個詞。

Ok moving on. Guardians of the

好吧，繼續前進。 守護者

galaxy vol 2 is the sequel of what is my

銀河系vol2是續集什麼是我的。

personal favourite section of the

個人最喜歡的部分

massive cankle universe. Oh you thought I

巨大的CANKLE宇宙。 哦，你以為我

forgot about them cankles. Well I didn't boy!

忘了他們的cankles。我可沒忘，孩子！

it's another fun shoot them up

這是另一個有趣的拍攝他們

space adventure! If you enjoyed the first

太空冒險! 如果你喜歡第一個

Guardians then this movie has more of

守護者》那麼這部電影有更多的

the same stuff you love everyone is back

同樣的東西，你愛的人都回來了

star-lord is back Gamora is back Drax is

星爵回來了 Gamora回來了 Drax回來了

back Rocket is back a little baby Groot

後面的火箭又回來了 一個小寶貝格魯特

is back. It's full of comedy it's got

是回來了。 它充滿了喜劇性，它得到了

more music more space battles it's got

更多的音樂更多的空間戰役，它得到了

some new faces! It's got new colorful

一些新面孔！ 它有了新的彩色

locations. And it's all centered around

地點。而這一切都圍繞著

the mystery of Peter Quill's true

彼得-奎爾的真實身份之謎。

parentage. Everything you want out of a

親子關係。 你想要的一切

guardians tale! Except for any answers

守護者的故事！ 除了任何答案

leading to the upcoming infinity war

導致即將到來的無限戰爭

it's got everything except that! But that

除了這個，它什麼都有！ 但是那個

didn't bother me. I was not disappointed

沒有打擾我。我沒有失望

in the least. I totally enjoyed the film

在至少。 我完全喜歡這部電影

and it left me wanting more. I highly

它讓我想更多。 我高度

recommend seeing this one in 3d if you

推薦看這個3D的，如果你

can. I don't always like saying that. 3d

可以。我不總是喜歡這樣說。3d

doesn't always make a movie better but

不一定能讓電影更好看，但

this time I felt the art design and the

這次我覺得藝術設計和

visual effects made the 3d experience

視覺效果使3D體驗

especially fun. So I say it's worth it.

特別好玩。 所以我說這是值得的。

So my short review for this movie which I'm

所以，我對這部電影的短評，我是

finding I say in all of my reviews is go

發現我說在我所有的評論是去。

check it out! I wonder what movie I'll

看看吧！ 不知道我會看什麼電影

actually be like no don't check it out

竟然不看了

don't see it dude. Turn back! Save

沒看到它的傢伙。回頭！ 拯救

yourself! Stop supporting this garbage!

你自己！不要再支持這種垃圾！

anyways. Go check out guardians!

無論如何，去看看守護者吧！ 去看看守護者！

It's super fun so if that's not enough of a

這是超級有趣的，所以如果這還不夠的話

sales pitch. Or if you've already seen

推銷。或者如果你已經看過

the movie and want to hear the rest of

的電影，並希望聽到其餘的

my thoughts on this subject then let's

我的看法

talk spoilers

掃興

Spoiler Warning

擾流器警告

We're gonna talk about the movie

我們要談的是電影

So turn away!

所以轉身離開！

Heeeeey

Heeeeeeeyey

*cough*

*咳嗽

gosh... probably lost a lot of people on that one.

天哪... ... 可能失去了很多人在那一個。

But spoilers from here on out!

但是，從現在開始，破壞者！

what did I like about

我喜歡什麼

the film um is it okay to say everything

電影嗯是好的說一切

is that it is that enough of a review?

是，這就是足夠的評論？

NO! that's too high praise stop kissing

不，你的評價太高了，別親了

the Guardians butt geez! Okay

守護者的屁股天啊！ 好吧，我知道了

I'll break it down. I love the design of

我給大家分析一下。 我喜歡這樣的設計

this film the character design the ship

本片人物設計船

interiors the clothes they wear there's

他們所穿的衣服的內飾有

so much artistic design everywhere and I

這麼多的藝術設計無處不在，我

just love it. I also love the comedy

就是喜歡。 我也喜歡喜劇

there is a lot of comedy this movie

這部電影有很多喜劇成分

Drex is especially hilarious almost to

德雷克斯是特別搞笑的幾乎要

the point where I see people calling the

的地步，我看到人們稱

movie a little too self-aware but I

電影有點過於自我意識，但我

didn't mind this at all

不以為然

I mean I don't like my movies to be like

我的意思是，我不喜歡我的電影是這樣的。

over-the-top silly but I feel like

過分愚蠢，但我覺得像

Guardians gives you just the right

監護人給你恰到好處的

amount. Plus I think guardians also knows

量。 另外，我想守護者也知道

when to pull back and let a character

何時該收手，何時該讓角色

have a really sad moment so I think the

有一個非常悲傷的時刻，所以我認為

jokes are really solid. If I had to pick

笑話真的很紮實。 如果我必須選擇

a joke that was a stretch it was the

一個笑話，這是一個延伸，這是一個笑話

Taser face bit. But I still laughed

電擊槍臉位。 但我還是笑了

during the whole sequence so I mean it

在整個序列中，所以我的意思是

wasn't a deal-breaker for me at all

對我來說，這並不是什麼大問題。

let's talk characters. Did you like the

讓我們來談談人物。 你喜歡嗎？

little baby Groot with his little

小寶寶Groot和他的小傢伙

hands and little face and his little eyeballs no

手和小臉蛋和他的小眼球沒有

I hated it

我討厭它

no I'm kidding of course baby Groot is

不，我是在開玩笑，當然，格魯特寶寶是

perfect it's almost sad to know that

堪稱完美

after this movie baby Groot will have

在這部電影之後，嬰兒格魯特將有

outgrown his cute adorable stage because

他的可愛階段已經過去了，因為... ...

we want more! Babu Groot was precious and

我們想要更多！ 巴布-格魯特很珍貴 Babu Groot was precious and

hilarious! The scene where he is being

好笑！ 他被的那場戲

sent to fetch Yandu's head fin and keeps

派人去取燕都的頭翅，並保持著。

bringing back the wrong thing had me

扳回一城

rolling. I actually preferred the baby

滾。其實我更喜歡寶寶

Groot to the old Groot. But we'll have to

格魯特呼叫老格魯特 Groot to the old Groot. 但我們必須 But we'll have to

see if teen Groot is more entertaining

看看少年格魯特是否更有娛樂性

"I am Groot!" What did you think about mantis?

"我是格魯特" "I am Groot!" 你覺得螳螂怎麼樣? What did you think about mantis?

Mantis is the new innocent character who

螳螂是新的無辜角色，他

exposes everyone's emotion which we

暴露了每個人的情緒，我們

already saw in the trailers

在預告片中已經看到

I touch someone I can feel their

我觸摸一個人，我可以感覺到他們

feelings you feel Love! Mantis is really

感情你覺得愛! 螳螂真的是

sweet she sets up some really great

甜蜜的她設置了一些真正偉大的

scenes and the running gag of Drax

場景和德拉克斯的插科打諢。

thinking she's ugly is hilarious with a

嫌她醜是搞笑與一個

team that's so tough and sarcastic she

堅強和諷刺的團隊，她。

brings a great balance of emotion.

帶來了情感的極大平衡。

I really liked mantis.

我很喜歡螳螂。

did you like nebula

你喜歡星雲嗎

I liked nebula mostly because I like

我喜歡星雲主要是因為我喜歡

Karen Gillan

Karen Gillan

hey Amy Pond! Where you going all

嘿，艾米-龐德！ 你要去哪裡呢？

super tall? However, I did think her and

超高？ 不過，我倒是覺得她和

Gamora's fight was way over the top

卡魔拉的比賽太過火了。

this time I hate you Raaaa and they shoot

這次我恨你Raaa，他們開槍了。

bullet to each other and she's like "Be my

子彈給對方，她說："做我的。

sister!" and Gamora's like "I am your sister

姐姐！"而卡魔拉就像 "我是你的姐姐

you crazy!"

你瘋了！"

and it's only cool and their beef is

而且它只是涼爽和他們的牛肉是

resolved moving that relationship

怦然心動

forward. There's a lot of relationship

前進。有很多關係

building happening in this movie and it

在這部電影中發生的建築，它

usually happens in pairs

成雙成對

I mean rocket even says with Yondu what

我的意思是火箭還和勇度說什麼

a pair are we? Anyway.

我們是一對嗎？ 總之...

My favorite part is easily

我最喜歡的部分很容易

Yondu floating down shouting "I'm Mary

雍都飄落大喊 "我是瑪麗"。

Poppins Yall!" that whole moment was just

Poppins Yall!"那一刻，整個人都是。

beautiful. Yondu is kind of the hidden

美麗的。雍都是那種隱藏的

gem in this movie for obvious reasons

寶石在這部電影的原因很明顯

but I really liked how he bonds with

但我真的很喜歡他如何債券與

Rocket and how Yondu is made into an

火箭和勇度是如何被製造成的？

honourable father figure to Quill and

奎爾的父親和

even given an epic send-off I thought

連送行都覺得

that was really cool.

這是真的很酷。

I got this new thing called iPod there's like a

我有一個新的東西叫iPod，有像一個

bazillion songs on it!

眾多的歌曲在它！

okay so they give

好吧，所以他們給

star-lord

星君

an mp3 player not an iPod but a Zune

MP3播放器不是iPod而是Zune。

just to be different or more likely

殊途同歸

because Apple is very expensive

因為蘋果很貴

anyway when quill started playing the

反正當奎爾開始玩

Zune I was sitting there thinking if

Zune我坐在那裡想，如果

they play song about butts right now I

他們播放的歌曲 關於屁股現在我

am going to freak out and scream

要嚇壞了，尖叫

We made that happen!

我們做到了！

I don't want to claim that we influenced

我不想宣稱是我們影響了...

gems gun on that little joke but I'm

寶石槍上的那個小玩笑，但我是

just gonna enjoy pretending that maybe

只是要去享受假裝也許

we did what did you think about Kurt

我們做了 你覺得庫爾特怎麼樣？

Russell I thought everyone was cool in

羅素，我想每個人都很酷，在

this movie I liked Kurt Russell

這部電影我喜歡庫爾特-拉塞爾

the young Kurt Russell face effect was

年輕的Kurt Russell的臉部效果是

pretty awesome

很厲害

Disney is really showing off that

迪士尼真的是在炫耀

Fountain of Youth Benjamin Button

青春之泉 本傑明-巴頓

software

軟件

they've got weird as for Kurt Russell /

他們已經得到了奇怪的庫爾特-拉塞爾/

egos motivation in the movie I didn't

在電影中的自我動機，我沒有。

love that so much

愛不釋手

he's like I'm your dad Peter and by the

他就像我是你的爸爸彼得和由。

way I killed your mom because I love

我殺了你媽媽的方式，因為我愛

being a planet so much more you

作為一個星球這麼多你

understand the star was like oh that

理解明星是這樣的哦，那

makes me so mad I'm gonna take the form

讓我如此瘋狂，我將採取的形式。

of pac-man right now! Which is where the

現在的Pac-man！這就是

final battle got a little wheels off for

最後的戰鬥得到了一個小輪子關閉

me so I guess I should just start the

所以我想我應該開始

what I didn't like portion of the review

我不喜歡的部分的評論。

don't worry it's it's not very much

別擔心，這是它的這是不多的。

I didn't find this sovereign part of the story that

我沒有發現這個主權部分的故事。

interesting in the overall scheme of

有意思

things. I like the arcade style design of

的東西。 我喜歡街機風格的設計

their drone ships but I didn't really

他們的無人機船，但我並沒有真正的

buy their rage on the whole Guardians

買下他們對整個守護者的憤怒。

gang. I know they say they take offense

幫派。我知道他們說他們會生氣

really easily but it just didn't seem

真的很容易，但它只是沒有似乎

consistent. In the first scene star-lord

始終如一。 在第一個場景中，星爵

is hitting on Aisha like,

是打的阿伊莎一樣。

"Hey we should do it... for science."

"嘿，我們應該這樣做... ... 為了科學。"

she's like "hmm yes please!"

她的樣子 "嗯，是的，請！"

A nd then rocket steals her

然後火箭把她偷走了

batteries she's like "Murderer them!"

電池，她就像 "謀殺他們！"

I feel like that's a little extreme now I

我覺得現在這樣做有點極端，我

know what you're thinking sounds like a

心領神會

typical girl's reaction to me!

典型的女孩對我的反應！

And don't stereotype that's rude

不要刻板印象，那是不禮貌的

anyways I wanted a little more depth

反正我想更深入一點

from the sovereign side so they're after

所以他們要找的是

credit scene with the whole atom project

原子計劃的功勞場面

just felt like all right I mean this is

只是覺得像所有的權利 我的意思是，這是

all because of batteries? You could have

都是因為電池？ 你可以有

just called star-lord the second they

剛剛打電話給星爵的第二個他們

went missing. Right? What else? Where is

消失了。 對吧？還有什麼？ 還有什麼？

the infinity stone stuff? Does that even

無限石的東西？難道這甚至

matter right now?

現在重要嗎？

Does the collector matter does any of

採集器是否重要是否有

that matter? I mean Howard the Duck is

那個問題？我的意思是，霍華德鴨是

still around. Where's the infinity stone

還在 無限寶石在哪裡？

stuff? Glenn Close apparently got it on

東西？ 格倫-克洛斯顯然得到了它

lock so don't you worry about that!

鎖定，所以你不用擔心這個問題!

Until it's time to worry. Still not my time

直到該擔心的時候。 還沒到我的時候

about it those are my only complaints

關於它那些是我唯一的抱怨

and they're barely complaints.

而他們幾乎沒有抱怨。

what was the point? To be awesome and hilarious

什麼是重點？ 為了讓自己變得更厲害，更搞笑

space ships hot aliens but it's also a

太空梭熱的外星人，但它也是一個。

story about hidden feelings or the

隱情故事

unspoken things. Most of the characters

不言而喻的事情。 大部分的人物

in this film appear one way on the

在本片中出現了一個方向上的

outside but are feeling something

外面的人卻在感慨

different on the inside.

內在的不同。

they're tough on the surface and soft in

表裡如一

the center just like egos planet brain

中心就像自我星球的大腦

everyone is hiding their feelings

隱忍不發

it's the reveal of those true feelings

是真情流露

that make this story have weight. E go is

讓這個故事有分量。 E去是

hiding his true intentions from Peter

瞞天過海

Gamora isn't admitting that she's really

卡魔拉不承認她真的是 Gamora isn't admitting that she's really

a dancer. Nebula wishes she had a sister

一個舞者 星雲希望她有一個妹妹

but keeps fighting Gamora

但一直在和卡魔拉戰鬥

Yondu calls out Rocket for concealing

勇度叫板火箭隱瞞了。

his feelings because he does the exact

他的感情，因為他做的正是

same thing. One of my favorite moments is

同樣的事情。 我最喜歡的一個時刻是

when Drax tells mantis about his

當德萊克斯告訴螳螂關於他的

daughter. His face is straight without

女兒。 他的臉是直的，沒有

emotion and when mantis uses her ability

而當螳螂使用她的能力時...

to feel his emotion she is overwhelmed

感受到他的情感，她感到無比的興奮。

and begins to cry. Seeing Drax's

並開始哭泣。 看到德拉克斯的

emotions this way was really moving and

這樣的情感真的很感動，也很

I really appreciated that scene. It also

我很欣賞那一幕。 它還

makes all of Drax's practical jokes in

讓所有的德拉克斯的實用笑話在

the movie feel like another way he's

這部電影就像是他的另一種方式

using to deflect his true feelings. All

用來轉移他的真實感受。所有

of the scenes where everyone finally

的場景，大家終於

gets real with each other and expresses

彼此真實地表達

that they actually care is really cool

他們真正關心的是真的很酷

It's almost like everybody needs to feel

這幾乎就像每個人都需要感覺

loved and be part of a family.

被愛和成為家庭的一部分。

Everybody except Ego

除了Ego之外的所有人

Wouldn't you know it ego is all about me me me.

你不知道嗎... ...自我就是我... ...我... ...我。

So what do they do?

那麼他們是做什麼的呢？

It's like when you drop the ego, whether it's your

就像當你放下自我，不管是你的。

personal ego, or your crazy planet

自我，或者你的瘋狂星球

god father named Ego, then you can learn

神父名叫 "自我"，那麼你就可以學習一下

to value life and be with the more

珍惜生命，與更

important things that could already be

要事

standing right next to you.

就站在你身邊。

the ones you love.

你愛的人。

Pretty dope if you ask me.

如果你問我的話，我覺得挺好的

okay those are my thoughts on guardians

好吧，這些都是我對守護者的想法

of galaxy vol 2 let me know what you

銀河系第2卷，讓我知道你是什麼

thought of the movie in the comments

在評論中想到的電影

below if you loved if or it bothered you