Has something happened?

發生什麼事了嗎？

Unfortunately something didn't happen.

很不幸的是有些事情並沒實現

I have bad news, Rey…

芮, 我有個壞消息

I just received word… that we're not nominated for Best Picture.

我收到消息, 我們沒有被題名最佳影片

Oh...

噢

Did you think we would be nominated for Best Picture?

你覺得我們會被提名最佳影片嗎？

We were critically acclaimed, Rey!!!!

我們被影評極度讚賞耶！芮

Critically Acclaimed!!!!

極度讚賞！

Yes, but the…

對啦, 但是...

The critics ALWAYS like what everyone likes…

影評都喜歡一般人喜歡的東西...

I don't think that's true.

我不覺得那是真的...

How are we not best picture!?

我們怎麼可以沒拿到最佳影片？

It makes no sense!

一點都不合理阿

Well what about best actor?

哪最佳演員呢？

No!

沒有！

And I gave the best performance I've ever given!

我這次可是卯足全力來演！

I was acting so hard I became one with the force, Rey!!!

我卯足全力到化成絕地英靈了耶, 芮

Oh, is that what happened there?

噢, 是這樣阿？

Best Director?

那最佳導演？

Nope.

沒門

Best Actress?

最佳女主角？

Sorry.

拍謝.

Awe...

唉

What about music???

最佳電影配樂呢？

Well duh, obviously!

很明顯屁都沒有！

Hello everyone.

大家好阿

Ben!

班！

Did you hear about the nominations?

你有聽到奧斯卡提名的消息嗎？

Yes.. and I'm furious.

是的..而且我氣死了.

I blew everyone's mind taking out the Supreme Leader a whole movie ahead of schedule!

我殺掉最高領導讓整部電影的節奏加快可是跌破了一堆人的眼鏡

But Daniel Day Lewis makes a bunch of dresses and everyone wants to suddenly throw trophies

可是丹尼爾·戴-路易斯（霓裳魅影導演)只是做了一堆衣服然後大家都想丟獎杯給他

at his feet…

丟他的腳啦

AGAIN.

再丟一次

Settle down Ben.

班.冷靜一下

The nominees can't be that bad.

被提名的影片沒那麼差啦

I heard the Shape of Water was lovely.

我聽說「水底情深」不錯

The one Where a human falls in love with a sea creature?

那部人類愛上海底生物的故事嗎？

We have that!

我們也有阿

I love my milk sirens!!

我愛我的海妖奶阿

Perhaps a little too much…

這有點太超過了啦

What about The Post or Three Billboards?

那"郵報：密戰" 或是"意外" 如何？

Brave women rising up against authority, risking it all.

勇敢的女人挺身而出抵抗體制陷入危機.

Hello…

哈囉...

We have ALL of those things!!!!

我們都有阿！！

Okay fine.

好啦

But you have to admit Commissioner Gordon was fantastic in Darkest Hour?

但是你得承認高登局長在"最黑暗的時刻" 裡的表現可圈可點

Oooo, look at me.

喂喂, 看看我

I put on a fat suit I'm soooo impressive.

阿不就我穿增肥衣我好厲害

can I please have an award?!?!

可以給我一個什麼獎嗎？！？！

You're being so childish.

你好幼稚

Kind of like Lady Bird…

幼稚得像"淑女鳥"

You know... immature, ungrateful, doesn't want to be

不成熟, 忘恩負義, 不想要別人....

called by her given name.

直呼他的本名.

At least she changed.

至少他最後改頭換面啦

Kylo IS my name!

凱羅 是我的本名！

Speaking of names…

說到名字

Call Me By Your Name?

以你的名字呼喚我？

Awakening desires…

甦醒的慾望

I tried awakening desires between you two.

我試著復甦你們之間的慾望.

Get out of here Snoke Torso!

史諾克的軀幹..快滾！

Yeah!

好耶！

We could be related!

我們可能是親戚咧！

You're not gonna be related!

你們不會是親戚啦！

#ReyLo Forever Anyways… you had to have liked Dunkirk at

＃芮.羅不論如何永遠在一起...你們至少會喜歡

least?

敦克爾克大撤退吧？

Is that the one with the soldiers on the beach while Hans Zimmer falls asleep on an organ?

是那部漢斯·季默在管風琴上睡著然後一堆士兵擠在海灘那部片嗎？

Hans Zimmer is nominated for that score!

漢斯·季默可是被提名了！

Oh my gosh!

我的天啊！

Did everybody take death sticks?

大家都抽了死亡棍嗎？

We had soldiers and John freaking Williams!!!

我們也有士兵跟約翰他x的威廉斯阿

It's visually stunning.

視覺效果一級棒

What do you think Salt that turns RED during battle is?

你覺得在戰鬥中把鹽地轉成紅色看起來如何？

Freakin Awesome!

超棒的！

That's right it is!

沒錯啦超棒的！

All these nominees are a joke!

這些提名都是笑話！

Yeah They Are!!!

沒錯都是笑話！

You know, I did like Get Out though.

我是挺喜歡"逃出絕命鎮"的

Oh yeah, actually me too.

對啦 , 其實我也滿喜歡的

Really??

是喔？

Well it's actually the only one I saw.

其實我也只看過這一部...

Yeah me too.

我也只看過這部

AND it was seriously scary!

真的超可怕的！

Yea, you're telling me.

是阿, 就像你們說的

Anyways…

不論如何...

It's not FAIR!!!

不公平阿！

We made more money than all these guys in one weekend.

我們在一個週末就把這些人能夠賺的都賺會來咧！

Why can't we ever be acknowledged?!?

為何沒人承認我們的地位？

Master Luke!

路克主人！

Did you hear the wonderful news?

你們有聽到好消息嗎？

The Last Jedi has been nominated for FOUR awards!!!

最後的絕地武士被提名四項奧斯卡獎項了

Music, Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, and Visual Effects!!!

最佳音樂, 最佳音效剪輯, 最佳混音, 還有最佳視覺效果

Well obviously!

很明顯阿

Of course we are!

我們當然會被提名這些

That happens everytime!

每次都被提名這些！

We have lightsabers!

我們有光劍嘛

Oh

噢

I'm sorry. It's just not the same.

抱歉阿, 只是這不是一樣的東西

Hey everyone, thanks for watching!

大家好, 感謝收看！

We'd like to thank Audible for sponsoring this episode and offering all of you a free

我們要感謝Audible贊助這一集以及提供你們

audio book with a 30 day trial membership.

30天免費有聲書試用的會員資格

Just go to audible.com/hishe or text the word HISHE to 500-500.

只要上audible.com/hishe或是簡訊HISHE至500-500就可以了

Audible is great because I can choose from a huge selection of best selling books

Audible超棒的因為我有很多暢銷書可以選擇

and listen to one while i do other things like draw my characters or drive in the car.

而且可以在我做其他事, 像是畫動畫角色或開車時聽閱

And while we love, love movies… sometimes the book is just way better.

而且當我們愛, 愛電影時, 有時候書更好

I recently listened to The Martian and the narration is fantastic,

我剛聽了"絕地救援", 旁白真是太棒了

it's truly one of my favorites of all time and if you've only seen the movie you're

這真的是我的最愛之一, 尤其時如果你只看了電影...

definitely missing out!

你會漏掉很多好東西！

So go check it out or listen to any of the other amazing books

所以去逛逛然後聽聽任何一本書

adapted into oscar nominated films for FREE

免費的感受奧斯卡提名電影

at audible.com/HISHE And remember you can also text HISHE to 500-500

只要上audible.com/HISHE, 別忘了你也可以簡訊HISHE至500-500

to start your trial membership as well.

開始試用你的會員吧.