Coming to you from the historic Largo theater

從歷史悠久的拉哥劇院為您帶來的是

in Hollywood,

在好萊塢。

it's Conan.

是柯南

I'm Andy Richter.

我是安迪-裡希特。

Tonight, Jane Lynch.

今晚，簡-林奇。

And now here is, Conan O'Brien

現在是，柯南-奧布萊恩。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

(clapping)

（鼓掌）

Thank you very much.

非常感謝你。

Welcome to tonight show, Jane Lynch.

歡迎來到今晚的節目，簡-林奇。

Love her, is gonna be joining us,

愛她，是要加入我們。

and let me begin by saying we are celebrating Christmas

讓我首先說 我們正在慶祝聖誕節，

tonight on the Conan show.

今晚的柯南節目中。

That's right.

是的

Why you ask, are we celebrating Christmas?

你問為什麼，我們要慶祝聖誕節？

Because we thought it over and the way things are going,

因為我們想清楚了，事情的發展。

it looks like we might not make it to December 25th.

看來我們可能到不了12月25日了。

And I love Christmas,

我喜歡聖誕節

and I want to get my Christmas this year.

我想得到我今年的聖誕節。

I just don't trust that it's gonna happen.

我只是不相信它會發生。

You know, every year, Andy, what do you think?

你知道，每年，安迪，你怎麼看？

Isn't this the way to go?

是不是要這樣做呢？

Yep.

是的。

Might as well.

也可能是。

Yeah.

是啊。

Remember how you've always made fun of me. You were like,

還記得你總是拿我開涮嗎？你就像。

"Why do you keep that elf suit

"你為什麼留著那套精靈服

in the trunk of your car all the time?

在你的車的後備箱所有的時間？

Paid off.

已付清。

You know what, you're right.

你知道嗎，你是對的。

Gotta admit.

不得不承認。

I didn't think you needed it in your trunk of your car

我覺得你不需要把它放在你車的後備箱裡。

all the time, but Andy, it came in real handy.

所有的時間，但安迪，它在真正的方便。

As you can see,

如你所見。

all our cardboard cutouts are in the Christmas spirit.

我們所有的紙板剪紙都是在聖誕節的精神。

All of them, that took us that took us three hours,

所有的人，花了我們，花了我們三個小時。

and for some reason, $600,000

而不知為何，60萬美元

(laughing)

（笑）

to put the hats on those. Yeah

把帽子戴在那些。是啊，是啊，是啊

I suspect some sort of union shenanigans but,

我懷疑是工會的某種詭計，但。

No

沒有

I'm not asking any questions.

我不問任何問題。

This is my hat company's first order.

這是我帽子公司的第一筆訂單。

(laughing)

（笑）

Well, congratulations, Andy.

那麼，恭喜你，安迪。

That's right tonight,

沒錯，今晚。

our show is a Christmas show

我們的節目是聖誕節目

because I just don't think we're going to make it,

因為我只是不認為 我們要做到這一點。

to the actual day, December 25th.

到12月25日這一天的實際。

Let's get it in now.

我們現在就進去吧

And of course,

當然也是。

no holiday celebration is complete without a little

節日慶典少不了

Christmas music.

聖誕音樂。

That's right.

是的

I've thought of everything.

我什麼都想好了。

Here to provide that for us

在這裡為我們提供

Please welcome the Los Angeles mass children's choir.

請歡迎洛杉磯大眾兒童合唱團。

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, ♪

叮鈴鈴，叮鈴鈴，?

♪ jingle all the way. ♪

叮叮噹噹一路走來。

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

哦，它是多麼有趣的騎？

♪ in a one-horse open sleigh, hey. ♪

* in a one -horse open sleigh, hey. * 在一匹馬的雪橇上，嘿。

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

叮叮噹噹，叮叮噹噹的鐘聲

♪ jingle all the way, ♪

叮叮噹噹一路走來，

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

哦，它是多麼有趣的騎？

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪

在一匹馬打開雪橇，嘿嘿

And just so you all know,

還有就是你們都知道

I too I'm being careful.

我也是小心翼翼的。

I've got my Christmas mask right here.

我已經得到了我的聖誕面具就在這裡。

These are gonna be big this year.

這些都是會是今年的大。

Isn't that great.

是不是很不錯。

I love this.

我喜歡這個。

These are gonna sell like hotcakes.

這些都是要去賣像熱蛋糕。

What do you think, Andy?

你覺得呢，安迪？

I think you're gonna make kids cry.

我想你會讓孩子們哭的。

You think it's scary?

你覺得這很可怕嗎？

Yeah it's kinda like you're eating Santa.

是啊，這有點像你在吃聖誕老人。

No,

不知道

I'm vomiting up a Santa,

我吐了一個聖誕老人。

I ate two hours ago.

我兩小時前吃過了

Well, once you tell the kids that that'll be fine.

好吧，只要你告訴孩子們，那就可以了。

Yeah.

是啊。

Anyway, let's check back in

總之，我們再來看看

with Los Angeles mass children's choir.

與洛杉磯大眾兒童合唱團。

♪ Silent night, holy night ♪

寂靜的夜晚，神聖的夜晚

♪ All is calm, all is bright ♪

一切都很平靜，一切都很明亮

♪ (indistinct singing) ♪

（緲唱）

Man, those kids have a lot of heart.

夥計，這些孩子很有心機。

They do.

是的

They sound like shit.

他們聽起來像狗屎。

(laughing)

（笑）

But they've got a lot of heart.

但他們的心思很重。

Merry Christmas kids.

聖誕快樂，孩子們。

Yeah.

是啊。

Just hoping you didn't stay up to watch the show.

只是希望你不要熬夜看戲。

Hey, let's check back in with those wonderful

嘿，讓我們來看看那些美妙的回聲

Los Angeles mass children's choir.

洛杉磯民眾兒童合唱團。

(indistinct singing)

(模糊的歌聲)

It's the masks kids.

這是面具的孩子。

It's not you,

不是你

although there were two of you that I think,

雖然有兩個你，我想。

well, anyway, let it go.

好了，反正，讓它去。