as you know,

你知道的

about a year or so ago,

大約一年多前。

and to back it up a little bit,

並支持它一點點。

all of my fans know that I've had a long running feud

我所有的粉絲都知道，我有一個長期的恩怨。

with a guy on our staff,

與我們的工作人員的傢伙。

named Jordan Schlansky.

命名為約旦Schlansky。

Jordan Schlansky is a total pain in the ass

喬丹-施蘭斯基是一個總的痛苦的屁股。

and

和

is a big know-it-all.

是一個大懂事的人。

And then you did me this amazing favor.

然後你就幫了我這個大忙

I took Jordan to Japan.

我帶喬丹去了日本。

And he, Jordan says that he knows everything about Japan.

而他，喬丹說他知道日本的一切。

Also

另外

his, one of his favorite movies of all time is "Karate Kid",

他，最喜歡的電影之一是《空手道小子》。

and then a "Karate Kid II" the whole franchise.

然後再來個 "空手道小子II "整個特許經營權。

And, he started to shoot off his mouth,

而且，他開始脫口而出。

as I knew he would,

我知道他會的

about how he knows that "Karate Kid II"

關於他如何知道 "空手道小子II"

was shot in Okinawa, I think.

我想是在沖繩拍攝的吧

And I secretly asked you, would you tape a,

我還偷偷問你，你會不會錄一個。

would you take a message of you

你能不能幫我帶個口信

straightening Jordan out?

把喬丹拉出來？

And you did that.

而你做到了。

Your entire fascination with Japan

你對日本的迷戀

stems from the fact that you saw

源於你看到

"Karate Kid II",

"空手道小子II"。

(laughter)

（笑聲）

and that it was filmed in, where?

以及它的拍攝地，在哪裡？

Okinawa, Okinawa.

沖繩，沖繩。

I have a message here for you.

我有個消息給你

Please press play,

請按播放鍵。

and hold that out to the camera as you watch it.

並在觀看時將其拿出來對著鏡頭。

Hi, Conan.

嗨，柯南

It's me, Ralph Macchio.

是我，拉爾夫・馬奇奧。

Listen, I'm sorry to interrupt,

聽著，我很抱歉打斷你。

I just wanted to tell that Jordan guy,

我只是想告訴那個叫喬丹的人

that all the scenes in "Karate Kid: Part Two"

"空手道小子：第二部 "中的所有場景

that was supposed to be Japan actually shot in Hawaii.

本來是日本的，其實是在夏威夷拍的。

(audience jeering)

（觀眾的嘲笑）

Oh, and Jordan,

哦，還有喬丹。

those weren't real dinosaurs in "Jurassic Park".

在 "侏羅紀公園 "中，那些不是真正的恐龍。

(laughter)

（笑聲）

Sayonara.

再見了

I cannot tell you what that meant to me.

我無法告訴你這對我意味著什麼。

That was so sweet.

那是如此甜蜜。

He's still recovering.

他還在恢復中。

(laughter)

（笑聲）

You appeared out of thin air.

你是憑空出現的。

His childhood hero appeared out of thin air and said,

他的童年英雄憑空出現，說。

"Jordan, I side with Conan.

"喬丹，我站在柯南這邊。

You're wrong."

你錯了。"

It was perfect.

它是完美的。

I, you know, it's funny.

我，你知道，這很有趣。

'Cause you get asked to do,

因為你被要求做。

or I've gotten asked to do,

或我被要求做。

you know, these sketch things,

你知道，這些素描的東西。

you get the pitches,

你得到的投球。

"Hey, would you do this for whoever, whoever".

"喂，你會不會為誰誰誰做這件事"。

And it's usually a one off joke

而這通常是一個一次性的笑話

that this show gets a lot more mileage out of it than I do.

這個節目得到了很多更多的里程出它比我做的。

[Conan] Yeah. This one came to me

對這個是我想到的

it's like the perfect time with the

這就像一個完美的時間與

with a couple of suggestions,

並提出幾點建議。

each one better than the next.

一個比一個好。

I said, you know what, I was in my office I said,

我說，你知道嗎，我在我的辦公室我說。

okay, lemme just throw this up on the phone

好吧，讓我把這個扔在手機上。

and see if it works.

看看它是否有效。

And it just,

而它只是。

it killed man, it killed.

它殺了人，它殺了人。

We were playing it on the set of "Cobra Kai"

我們在 "眼鏡蛇凱 "的片場播放過這首歌

when we were shooting it and everybody was

當我們在拍攝時，每個人都

going, "I could get to Macchio."

"我可以去找馬奇奧"

Because that was sort of the,

因為那是一種。

the pronunciation of my name.

我名字的發音。

Yes, Jordan was so mad.

是的，喬丹是如此瘋狂。

He was so at me in that moment,

那一刻，他是那麼的對我。

he couldn't just take the joke and go,

他不能就這樣拿著玩笑走了。

"Okay, pretty good you got me."

"好吧，很好，你抓到我了。"

He just kept saying,

他只是不停地說。

"Oh, you think you're so big because you've got,

"哦，你以為你這麼大，是因為你有。

you're the star of the show.

你是明星的表演。

Well, I could get to Macio.

我可以去找馬西奧

I could get to, you say it's Macchio!"

我可以到，你說是馬奇奧！"

(mumbling)

（喃喃自語）

Your hero!

你的英雄！

How do you not know it's Macchio?

你怎麼不知道是馬奇奧？

And my single favorite line of that,

而我最喜歡的一句話。

of that year probably was,

的那一年可能是。

your childhood hero came out of my phone

你的童年英雄從我的手機裡出來了

and took a shit in your mouth.

並在你嘴裡拉了一泡屎。

(laughter)

（笑聲）

'cause, you delivered it beautifully.

因為，你把它傳遞得很好。

I laugh out loud every time,

我每次都會笑出聲來。

and subsequently now,

以及隨後的現。

and maybe it's because of "The Conan O'Brien Show",

也許是因為 "柯南-奧布萊恩秀"。

and we'll give some props to Jordan,

我們會給喬丹一些支持。

even though I know you hate to do it.

儘管我知道你不喜歡這樣做。

(laughter)

（笑聲）

I have been to Okinawa,

我去過沖繩。

where some shooting of "Cobra Kai" Season Three,

其中一些拍攝的 "眼鏡蛇凱 "第三季。

Ah. Which,

啊。哪些。

I cannot talk too much about,

我不能說的太多。

but I can say it dives into the origin of Miyagi-Do Karate.

但我可以說它深入到宮城道空手道的起源。

[Conan] Oh wow, okay. We learn a little bit,

哦，哇，好吧我們學到了一點東西

some secrets of past history that is new to the audience

鮮為人知的歷史祕密。

and to LaRusso, my character.

和拉羅素，我的性格。

And we actually went to Okinawa to shoot, so

而我們實際上是去沖繩拍攝的，所以。

I think you guys put that in the ether and

我想你們把這句話放進了乙醚裡，然後...

some-- So yeah,

有些 - 所以是的。

retroactively you've proven Jordan right?

追溯到你已經證明了喬丹是對的？

Yes I have.

是的，我有。

But not after killing him and squashing him

但殺了他，壓了他，就不行了

and shitting in his mouth.

並在他嘴裡拉屎。

All right, we have a clip here

好吧，我們有一個片段在這裡

from "Cobra Kai".

從 "眼鏡蛇凱"。

And

還有

I believe this is where

我相信這就是

basically you are finding out that your old nemesis,

基本上你是發現你的老克星。

Johnny Lawrence

約翰尼-勞倫斯

has set up the Cobra Kai

已成立眼鏡蛇會

Dojo. Dojo, in the mini mall.

道場。道場，在小商場裡。

You realize that this he's brought it back.

你意識到這是他帶回來的。

You can't believe it and you go in and there's

你不能相信它，你去，有

kind of a quasi confrontation here,

一種準對抗在這裡。

which is kind of cool.

這是一種很酷。

I think that sets it up.

我想這就可以了。

Let's take a look at this clip from "Cobra Kai".

我們來看看《眼鏡蛇凱》的這個片段。

Is there anything else you need me to do?

你還需要我做什麼嗎？

I'm sorry, sensei but...

對不起，老師，但是... ...

Sensei?

老師？

Really?

真的嗎？

Oh my God kid, I don't know what he's told you,

哦，我的上帝，孩子，我不知道他告訴你什麼。

but you shouldn't believe a word this guy says

但你不應該相信這傢伙說的一個字

or you're going to end up exactly like him.

否則你的下場就會和他一模一樣。

You and I,

你和我

this,

這個。

you know, we're done.

你知道，我們已經完成了。

I'm right here, man.

我就在這裡，夥計。

You know what, I'm really happy for you.

你知道嗎，我真的為你高興。

This is a, I'm really happy for your success.

這是一個，我真的為你的成功感到高興。

And,

還有：

I'm happy that

我很高興

and again, thank you so much

並再次感謝你這麼多

for destroying Jordan Schlansky for me.

為摧毀喬丹Schlansky我。

That's right.

是的

I owe you anytime you need any video from me.

只要你需要我的任何視頻，我都欠你的。

If you can ever find someone who's a big fan of mine,

如果你能找到一個喜歡我的人。

I'll do the same-- I'll start looking.

我會做同樣的事情，我會開始尋找。

Start looking. And I,

開始尋找。還有我

it won't be that difficult.

不難

(laughter)

（笑聲）

I love "I'll start looking".

我喜歡 "我開始找"。

Well, you set me up,

好吧，你陷害我。

you threw me a beat (mumbles) (laughter)

你扔給我一個節拍（喃喃自語）（笑聲）

That over the middle of the plate I had a swing.

那在板子的中間，我有一個擺動。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

It was an illegal kick,

這是一個非法的踢法。

that you just gave to me.

你剛剛給我的。

The first two seasons of "Cobra Kai"

"眼鏡蛇凱 "的前兩季。

are streaming now on Netflix and,

正在Netflix上流傳，並。

it is a really fun show.

這是一個非常有趣的節目。

If you're not watching it,

如果你不看它。

get started.

開始吧

'Cause it's a joy and

"因為它是一個快樂和

Ralph, thank you so much.

拉爾夫，謝謝你這麼多。

Really good talking to you.

真的很高興和你談話。

I appreciate it, man.

我很感激，夥計。

Thank you so much. Yeah, stay safe.

謝謝你這麼多。是啊，保持安全。

Take care, man.

保重，夥計。