Morning.

早晨。

Next year.

明年吧

Good or most extraordinary for this extravaganza on.

好的或最特別的這一盛會上。

Let me welcome you to the earth.

讓我歡迎你來到人間。

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away but not so far that it could be copyright infringement.

從前，在一個很遠很遠的星系裡，但還不至於侵犯版權。

A timeless war raged on between two planets.

一場永恆的戰爭在兩個星球之間展開。

Eater Nia Andy Theory on Attorney A was everyone's favorite Conan.

吃貨尼雅安迪理論上律師A是大家最喜歡的柯南。

And the barbarian wannabe on diphtheria was the home of the horde.

而白喉上的野蠻人崇拜者是部落的家。

Hey, but you'll never guess which ones the bad guys.

嘿，但你永遠猜不到哪個是壞人。

But before he was he man, Prince Adam had a twin sister, Princess Adora.

但在他還是他的男人之前，亞當王子有一個雙胞胎妹妹，阿多拉公主。

Sadly, she was kidnapped from attorney A by the hordes leader hoard AC and brainwashed to become his brutal enforcer on diphtheria.

遺憾的是，她被大群領袖囤積AC從律師A處綁架，並被洗腦，成為他對白喉的殘酷執行者。

Okay, who came up with these planet names?

好吧，這些星球的名字是誰想出來的？

Because I'm already confused.

因為我已經糊塗了。

Years passed, but eventually he man stumbled upon his sister while he was busy with something else.

幾年過去了，最終他男人在忙於其他事情的時候偶然發現了自己的妹妹。

He was on a quest to find a wielder for a magical weapon.

他正在為一件神奇的武器尋找武者。

The legendary sword of protection.

傳說中的保護之劍。

Wouldn't you know it when Adora touched his sword?

阿多拉碰了他的劍，你會不知道嗎？

Don't read into that.

不要讀到這一點。

Her mind was healed and she transformed into the heroic Shira.

她的心靈得到了治癒，她變成了英雄的希拉。

Uh, bro, Bro.

呃，兄弟，兄弟。

Man, that song is so much better than he man.

男人，這首歌比他男人好聽多了。

As the princess of power, Shira possesses God like speed and strength and wields the sort of protection like a master.

作為力量的公主，希拉擁有神一樣的速度和力量，並擁有像主人一樣的那種保護。

It's no ordinary sword either.

這也不是普通的劍。

Taken transform into a bunch of stuff like this one.

拿到轉化成一堆這樣的東西。

Keep an eye out.

留意一下。

Oh, my face.

哦，我的臉。

Why didn't you tell me to keep it high out?

你為什麼不告訴我讓它高高在上？

Well, you weren't supposed to take that literally.

你不應該從字面上理解這句話

Uh, welcome back.

呃，歡迎回來。

Later this week as we cover Shiras opponent.

本週晚些時候，我們將報道Shiras的對手。

That's right.

是的

Wonder Woman's back in the ring.

神奇女俠回到了擂臺上。