Tell Hope I love her!

等等!

Wait!

糟了，她進入次原子領域了

Oh no, she went subatomic!

然後拯救世界

and saved everyone

除了我以外的世界

Everyone except me

輪到我的劇情方便蟻出場!

Time for my trusty convenieANTS!

螞蟻!救我!

Save me ants!

喔對沒有螞蟻追得上飛彈

Oh yeah, this missile travels faster than ants can fly...

屎定了

Well poop

大夥抱歉啦!

CRASH!

爸你有看到這個嗎?

My bad guys!

荷普快離開那裡!

Dad are you seeing this?

好

Hope get out of there!

看來你不會飛

Okay!

真可惜

Oh can you not fly?

兩位最好先帶著實驗室離開

That's too bad

我再追上就好

You guys probably better get the lab out of here

好主意，我會把霹靂車車留給你

I'll just catch up later.

老兄

Yeah, okay good idea we'll leave a hot wheel for ya

我這裡關於明天有個沒意義的保全任務出了大問題

Hey, man,

你可不可以跟我說你在哪我再去找你幫我解決問題

I got this serious problem with this pointless security system job that's happening tomorrow morning

我覺得那樣不太優 而且現在時機不太對

Why don't you tell me where you're at so I can come over there. You can help me fix it

不不不你一定要幫我啊兄day 這可能會影響主線劇情喔

I don't think that's such a good idea man. It's a it's just not a good time right now

抱歉 我得掛了 掰

No, no, no, no. No. No, you gotta help me out bro. This is like a serious part of the story for real

史考特在哪?

I'm sorry. Gotta go. Bye.

好好解釋

Where is Scott Lang?

我就跟你說了

Literally speaking!

他什麼都不跟我說 他一定是有什麼麻煩

That's what I've been trying to tell you

或是他跟他女友在忙 瞭嗎

He wouldn't tell me I think he must be in some kind of trouble.

不然他一定會跟我說的 我們是好麻吉 瞭嗎

Or he's trying to work it with his girlfriend, you know

我問了他之後他跟我說

Otherwise, he for-sure tell me because me and him are like best friends, you know

路易你是我麻吉我什麼都跟你說 但不是現在，晚點就可以跟你說 掰

But I asked him is like hey Luis..

煩餒!

You're my best friend and I tell you everything but I can't right now. So I got to tell you later. Bye!

RRR!! 一個女孩鬼!

CRAP!

計畫改變

AAAGH!!!!! It's a Girl Ghost!

我們要在舊金山來場超讚的飛車追逐嗎

Change of plans.

就算我們現在在超危急的情況下要救你媽媽

Ooo! Are we gonna go like on an awesome car chase through San Francisco?

不太對喔

Even though we have a critically small amount of time to save your mom

她人呢? 她在幹嘛?

Not exactly.

RRR!!

Where'd she go? What the heck is she doing?

老兄 我們現在該怎麼辦

AAAAGH!

不知道! 她去哪了

Oh man! What are we gonna do now?

不知道!

I don't know! Where'd she go?

RRR!! RRR!!

I don't know!

我真不敢相信是你

AAAAAGHHHH!

是啊! 真瘋狂，對吧?

I can't believe it's really you!

你怎麼在這裡活下來的?

Yeah! Pretty crazy, right?

像是..你要吃什麼?

How did you survive down here?

我們在這怎麼呼吸的?

I mean, what did you eat?

妳打造了這套服裝嗎?

How are we even breathing right now?

妳哪來的衣服?

Did you make these clothes?

妳真美，妳化妝了嗎?

Where did you find these clothes?

妳怎麼有化妝品?

You look so beautiful. Are you wearing makeup?

你懂的..

Where did you find makeup?

科學

Oh, you know...

分子

science

再加上一點點的劇情方便

molecules

就跟我的劇情方便蟻一樣

convenience

不 漢克

Just like my convenieANTS

妳知道我在說什麼

No Hank.

記住不要被困在時間渦流裡了

You understand what I'm saying.

我們也救不了你

And don't get stuck in a time vortex

準備進入次原子領域 倒數 三 二

We won't be able to save you

大夥，我覺得不太對勁

Okay going subatomic in three two...

怎麼了

Guys, I don't feel right about this.

喔我也不清楚耶 或許是因為復仇者聯盟?

What do you mean?

你們都沒看到新聞嗎?

Uh, oh, I don't know maybe because the Avengers!

我覺得發生了很糟糕的事

W eren't you watching the news today?

他們絕對需要我的幫助

I think something huge is going down

我們需要你的幫助，史考特

and the guys could really use my help.

是啊，這次研究很重要的

We could use your help Scott

喔真的嗎?

Yeah, this is important research.

外星人攻擊城市耶!

Oh is it?!

研究!! 研究!! 研究!!

There are aliens attacking the city!

我的軟禁已經解除了

Research!!!

我覺得現在不應該花時間在這

But I'm not under house arrest anymore

Siri，復仇者聯盟在哪?

I really feel like we're wasting really important time with this

- 復仇者聯盟正在瓦甘達對抗薩諾斯

Siri, where are the Avengers right now?

糟糕!

The Avengers are currently fighting Thanos in Wakanda.

你知道我在說什麼了嗎?

CRAP!

誰是薩諾斯?!

You see what I'm saying?

我們該幫他們!

Who is Thanos?!

Siri，瓦甘達在哪裡

We gotta help them!

- 很抱歉，我並不知道 「瓦甘達」 在哪裡

Siri, where is Wakanda?

大夥，我是認真的

The location of Wakanda is currently unavailable.

我們現在如果不行動的話 後果會很嚴重!

Guys! This is serious!

RR!! 我就知道! 你看吧

I feel like if we don't do something like right now something really bad is gonna happen!

你看不到你死掉了

AAAAGH! I knew it! See?

我以為蟻人與黃蜂女已經到了

Oh you're dead.

Mother....

I thought Ant-man and Wasp would have been here by now.

那是怎樣?

(screech)

尼克福瑞在窗外變成灰了!

Mother

我們該行動了

What the heck was that?

痾..布魯斯

Agh! Nick Fury just turned to dust in front of our window!

這次不太一樣

we got to do something!

啥!?

Um... Bruce.

凱!

This is different.

跟我說話!

What the?!

發生什麼事了?

Kal!

喔不

Speak to me!

不，不是今天!

What's going on?

因為..

Oh no.

我..是...

Oh, no, not today!

蝙!!蝠!!!俠!!!!

BECAUSE...

啊

I'M...

*吸*

BATMAN!!!!!!!

我會為你復仇的，超人

AAAGH!

我是指

*GASP*

我會

I will avenge you Superman.

集結聯盟 為了你

I mean.

超人

I will...

喔當我沒說 他的灰飄起來了

Unite the league... you...

他要復活了

Superman

可快轉至5分26秒 以下為業配AWA

Oh, never mind. His dust is rising.

啥!? 你為什麼要那麼做!?

He'll be back

喵

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