Oh, we bloodshed.

哦，我們流血了。

I am really message.

我真的是資訊。

You're just We're most extraordinary for this extravaganza on.

你只是我們最非凡的 這個盛會上。

Let me welcome you to weigh in today's match.

讓我歡迎你來評價今天的比賽。

We have to unbelievably strong guys.

我們必須要難以置信的強者。

So much so that it's almost a joke.

以至於幾乎成了一個笑話。

In this corner we have the Kryptonian, the not so disguised disguised bird, the eyeball laser shooting Superman.

在這個角落裡，我們有氪金者，有不太偽裝的偽裝鳥，有眼球脈衝光射擊超人。

And in the other corner, we have the capability.

而在另一個角落，我們有能力。

The most fearsome man in rubber kitchen gloves be extremely average and boring Saitama.

最可怕的人在橡膠廚房手套是極其普通和無聊的埼玉。

Now, what makes these guys so freaking strong?

現在，是什麼讓這些傢伙這麼強？

Superman has those nifty alien genes.

超人有那些精巧的外星人基因。

No, not those.

不，不是這些。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

I mean genes like the the swirly latter things.

我的意思是基因喜歡的漩渦後的東西。

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

線粒體是細胞的動力源。

But this man's got the chlorophyll for the games by absorbing the would be skin cancer from the sun, he gets cut like a marble statue.

但這個人的葉綠素是通過吸收太陽中的皮膚癌來進行遊戲的，他被切得像個大理石雕像。

Hi, Tom, on the other hand, got strong from the lack of logic or science.

嗨，湯姆，另一方面，因缺少邏輯或科學而變得堅強。

He takes the old If you believe hard enough, anything is possible adage and went running with it literally for the crazy workout regimen that would cause more injury than games.

他把老的如果你相信足夠努力，任何事情都有可能的諺語，並與它字面意思去運行的瘋狂的鍛鍊方案，將導致更多的傷害比遊戲。

Kind of like crossfit.

有點像crossfit。

He became bald powers.

他成了光頭強。

You ask now, you don't need that.

你現在問，你不需要這個。

Just He's so unbelievably satirically strong that no one can contest.

只是他的諷刺能力太強，無人能敵。

You know, laser eyes?

你知道，脈衝光眼？

No.

不知道

I spread just good old fashioned punches Punch.

我只傳播好的老式拳頭Punch。

While Superman skill set was created by asking a group of kindergartners what powers they want and putting them in a one person emerged that with a sad backstory.

而超人技能集則是通過詢問一群幼兒園的孩子們想要什麼力量，並把他們放在一個人出現，有一個悲傷的背景故事。

And bam, Superman, will we see some serious punchers?

咣噹，超人，我們會不會看到一些嚴肅的拳手？

Will we see laser eyes straight?

我們會直視脈衝光眼嗎？

Drop all those flipping knows so without further or to let the exhibition.

丟掉所有這些翻轉的知道，所以沒有進一步或讓展。

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝你。

Yeah.

是啊。

Okay, go there.

好吧，去那裡。

I'm gonna need you to stop right where you are.

我需要你停在原地。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

I'm in the middle of hero work.

我正在進行英雄工作。

I'll sign the autographs later.

我待會再給你簽名。

What are you, some kind of hero?

你是什麼人，英雄嗎？

I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun.

我只是一個以英雄為樂的人。

Well, you're doing a sloppy job.

好吧，你做的很馬虎。

You've caused too much damage in the process.

你在這個過程中造成了太多的傷害。

I'm gonna need you to come with.

我需要你一起去。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Six people were killed.

六人被殺。

A lot of people.

很多人。

And you said I did a sloppy job, you know?

你還說我做得很馬虎，你知道嗎？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

You're able to withstand all of my clothes.

你能對得起我所有的衣服。

I'm actually impressed.

其實我印象深刻。

This is not a okay.

這是不可以的。

No.

不知道

Where was I going?

我要去哪裡？

No, right.

不，是的。

They had a sale today in the state.

他們今天在州里搞了個促銷活動。

Well, score one for bald dudes, I guess.

好吧，我想，禿子的得分之一。

What a season.

多麼美好的季節啊。

Some of our biggest banks blasting bashes yet.

我們一些最大的銀行爆破盆地還。

Hey, DB X is taking a breather, but we're tagging in death battle for more what you love.

嘿，DB X正在休息，但我們在死亡之戰中標記了更多你喜歡的東西。

The first bite review is out right now there is the purple space cat takes on sailor galaxy in the gold space Lady watch wizard booms to deliver the deadly details on these destroyers Sunday, August 9th for first members and on YouTube the very next day.

第一口評論出來了，現在有紫色的太空貓對水手星系在黃金空間夫人看巫師繁榮提供這些驅逐艦的致命細節8月9日星期日為第一成員和在YouTube上的第二天。

You know, I think we arena really dodged the world ending bullet on this one.

你知道，我認為我們真的躲過了世界末日的子彈在這一個。

All right, Thanks for watching.

好吧，謝謝你的觀看。