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  • REG, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.

    REG,我有個問題要問你。

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT WAS TODAY?

    你知道今天是什麼日子嗎?

  • IT WASN'T JUST ANY DAY DA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT WAS TODAY?

    這不是普通的日子,你知道今天是什麼日子嗎?

  • >> NATIONAL VOTER REGISTRATION DAY?

    >> 全國選民登記日?

  • >> James: WELL, THAT IS TRUE, AND THAT MAY--

    >> 詹姆斯。好吧,這是真的,這可能... ...

  • (LAUGHTER) YES, WE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH

    是的,我們本應該和... ...

  • THAT.

    那。

  • BECAUSE THAT'S MADE THIS LOOK-- LIKE A SIMPLE PIECE OF

    因為這讓這個看起來... ... 就像一個簡單的片子一樣

  • WHIM SEE AT THE TOP-- WHIMSY AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW.

    WHIM SEE在頂部 - WHIMSY在頂部的表演。

  • I CAN TELL YOU, AS WELL AS THAT.

    我可以告訴你,還有那個。

  • >> Reggie: OKAY.

    >> 雷吉:好的。

  • >> James: IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF FALL.

    >> 詹姆斯。這是秋天的第一天。

  • YES.

    是的。

  • YES.

    是的。

  • IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF FALL.

    這是秋天的第一天。

  • LIKE THAT MATTERS WHATSOEVER ANY MORE.

    就像那重要的什麼東西了。

  • (LAUGHTER) YOU CAN TELL IT'S FALL HERE IN

    (笑)你可以告訴我這裡是秋天了

  • LOS ANGELES.

    洛杉磯。

  • ALL THE SMOKE FROM THE WILDFIRES IS REALLY STARTING TO SMELL LIKE

    火災產生的所有煙霧都開始有味道了。

  • PUMPKIN SPICE.

    PUMPKIN SPICE.

  • I QUITE LIKE AUTUMN IN L.A.

    我很喜歡洛杉磯的秋天。

  • BECAUSE YOU FEEL SMUG WITH IT.

    因為你拿著它覺得很得意。

  • LIKE IF I, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THAT IS REALLY MY FAVORITE

    就像如果我,你知道我的意思,這真的是我的最愛。

  • FEELING, IS SMILE, FACETIME, I WILL FACETIME MY SISTERS AND

    感覺,是微笑,面子,我會面子我的姐妹和。

  • THEY WILL BE LIKE GETTING COLD HERE.

    他們會喜歡得到冷這裡。

  • AND I WILL BE LIKE IS IT?

    而我將會是喜歡的是嗎?

  • I'M IN A T-SHIRT.

    我穿的是T-shirt

  • WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT OUGHT IMIN L.A.

    你最喜歡OUGHT IMIN L.A.的什麼地方?

  • >> Reggie: IT IS THE SAME THING T IS MY FAVORITE THING

    >> 雷吉:這是我最喜歡的東西,也是一樣的。

  • ABOUT AUTUMN, NO MATTER WHERE I AM.

    關於秋天,不管我在哪裡。

  • >> James: GO ON.

    >> 詹姆斯。繼續。

  • >> CANDY CORN, BABY.

    >> 玉米糖,寶貝。

  • >> James: I CAN'T GET ON BOARD WITH IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我不能得到與它的董事會。

  • I CAN'T GET ON BOARD WITH IT.

    我不能得到與它的董事會。

  • I CANNOT GET ON BOARD WITH CANDY CORN.

    我不能得到董事會 與糖果玉米。

  • >> IT IS A POLARIZING TREAT BUT I STAND FIRMLY ON THE SIDE OF

    >> 它是一種極化處理,但我堅定地站在以下方面:

  • OOH DELICIOUS.

    哦,美味。

  • >> James: BUT I FEEL LIKE, LOOK, LISTEN, IF THERE IS

    >> 詹姆斯。但我覺得,看,聽,如果有。

  • NOTHING ELSE THERE, I WILL HAVE A CANDY CORN.

    沒有別的東西在那裡,我將有一個糖果玉米。

  • BUT OFTEN THERE ARE OTHER THINGS AVAILABLE.

    但往往還有其他的東西可用。

  • THAT'S MY ISSUE WITH THE CANDY CORN.

    這是我的問題與糖果玉米。

  • WHY WOULD I CHOOSE IT OVER OTHER CANDY?

    我為什麼要選擇它而不是其他糖果?

  • >> I WILL ESCHEW OTHER CANDY FOR CANDY CORN 100 PERCENT OF THE

    >> 我將把其他糖果換成100%的玉米糖。

  • TIME IN THE AUTUMN, AND ONLY IN THE AUTUMN.

    時間在秋天,只有在秋天。

  • >> James: I FEEL LIKE SOME DAYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU

    >> 詹姆斯。我覺得有些日子我甚至不知道你是誰。

  • ARE.

    是:

  • (LAUGHTER) WELL, IT IS OFFICIALLY FALL,

    好吧,它是正式的秋天。

  • WHICH MEANS THE ELECTION IS COMING UP FAST.

    這意味著選舉很快就會到來。

  • AND PRESIDENT TRUMP IS HITTING THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL HARD.

    而特朗普總統則在競選道路上大打出手。

  • LAST NIGHT HE HELD NOT ONE BUT TWO RALLIES IN OHIO.

    昨晚他在俄亥俄州舉行了不止一次,而是兩次的集會。

  • AT HIS FIRST RALLY LAST NIGHT PRESIDENT TRUMP STARTED RAMBLING

    在昨晚的首次集會上,特朗普總統開始大談特談。

  • ABOUT MISSILES.

    關於飛彈。

  • >> BUT YOU DON'T SEE THEM EITHER.

    >> 但你也看不到它們。

  • THEY GO THROUGH HERE, OF COURSE, WHAT HAPPENED.

    他們經過這裡,當然,發生了什麼。

  • WHAT WAS THAT.

    那是什麼?

  • IT'S GONE.

    它的消失。

  • IT'S HERE, THERE ST, I HEAR A NOISE OVER THERE, WHERE IS IT,

    在這裡,在那裡,我聽到那邊有聲音,它在哪裡。

  • IT'S GONE, IT'S OVER THERE.

    它走了,它在那裡。

  • BUT HYDRO SONIC, I CALL IT SUPER DEUPER, SUPER DEUPER IS EASIER

    但HYDRO SONIC,我叫它SUPER DEUPER,SUPER DEUPER更容易。

  • FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT HYDRO SONIC.

    為了讓人們理解氫離子。

  • >> James: SUPER DEUPER.

    >> 詹姆斯。超級德普。

  • HE CALLS MISSILES SUPER DEUPER.

    他稱飛彈為超級超級英雄。

  • EVEN WORSE, HE LATER REFERRED TO TANKS AS ROLY-POLYS.

    更糟糕的是,他後來又把坦克稱為 "賴皮"。

  • (LAUGHTER) I LOVE THAT TRUMP HAS NO IDEA

    我喜歡特朗普不知道的事

  • WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT, BUT HE STILL DUMBS IT DOWN FOR HIS

    他在說什麼,但他仍然把它簡化為他的。

  • AUDIENCE.

    聽眾:

  • ALSO IN THAT CLIP HE WAS CALLING THE MISSILES HYDROSONNIC, WHICH

    在那個片段中,他還說飛彈是水力發電,這一點。

  • IS NOT A THING.

    不是一個東西。

  • THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY ARE CALLED.

    這不是他們所謂的。

  • THEY ARE ACTUALLY CALLED HYPE-- HYPERSONIC MISSILES.

    他們實際上被稱為HYPE -- HYPERSONIC飛彈。

  • NOWK LOO, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES MADE A TEENY TINY

    美國總統諾克-盧做了一個小動作。

  • MISTAKE INVOLVING NUCLEAR MISSILES.

    核導彈的錯誤:

  • IT IS NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT.

    這沒什麼好擔心的。

  • TRUMP CALLED THE MISSILES HYDROSONNIC.

    特朗普稱飛彈為 "氫彈"。

  • THEN HE ADDED INCREDIBLE HEDGEHOG, THAT SONIC.

    然後他又加了一個不可思議的刺蝟,那個音符。

  • VERY FAST, TERRIFIC TEETH.

    非常快,可怕的牙齒。

  • I DIDN'T CARE FOR THE MOVIE BUT I LOVE THE GAME.

    我不喜歡這部電影,但我喜歡這個遊戲。

  • TRUMP ALSO TOOK SOME TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS AND

    特朗普也花了一些時間來談論冠狀病毒和。

  • HE HAD THIS TO SAY WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY MIND BOGGLING.

    他有這樣的說法,這是絕對令人費解的。

  • HAVE A LISTEN.

    有一個聽。

  • >> NOW WE KNOW IT, IT AFFECTS ELDERLY PEOPLE, ELDERLY PEOPLE

    >>現在我們知道了,它影響到了老年人。

  • WITH HEART PROBLEMS AND OTHER PROBLEMS, IF THEY HAVE OTHER

    患有心臟疾病和其他疾病的人,如果他們有其他的問題。

  • PROBLEMS THAT IS WHAT IT REALLY AFFECTS, THAT'S IT.

    這就是它真正影響的問題,就是這樣。

  • YOU KNOW, IN SOME STATES THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, NOBODY

    你知道嗎,在一些州,成千上萬的人,沒有人。

  • BELOW THE AGE OF 18, LIKE NOBODY, THEY HAVE A STRONG

    18歲以下的人,像沒有人一樣,他們有一個強大的。

  • IMMUNE SYSTEM, WHO KNOWS.

    IMMUNE SYSTEM, WHO KNOWS.

  • YOU TAKE YOUR HAT OFF TO THE YOUNG BECAUSE THEY HAVE A HELL

    你向年輕人脫帽,因為他們有一個地獄。

  • OF AN IMMUNE SYSTEM.

    的免疫系統。

  • BUT IT AFFECTS VIRTUALLY NOBODY.

    但是,它影響到病毒沒有人。

  • >> James: NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY TRUMP HAD TO HOLD TWO RALLIES

    >> 詹姆斯:現在我明白了為什麼特朗普要舉行兩次集會。

  • INSTEAD OF ONE.

    而不是一個。

  • BETWEEN THIS AND THE MISSILES, HE HAD A LOT OF MISINFORMATION

    在這個和飛彈之間,他有很多錯誤的資訊。

  • TO SPREAD.

    傳播。

  • TRUMP SAID IT ONLY AFFECTS ELDERLY PEOPLE.

    特朗普說這隻影響到老年人。

  • YOU ARE 74.

    你是74歲。

  • YOU ARE ELDERLY.

    你是老人。

  • YOUR DIET IS KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.

    你的飲食是肯塔基炸雞。

  • ELDERLY PEOPLE WITH HEART PROBLEMS IS YOU.

    有心臟問題的老人就是你。

  • HOW ARE YOU NOT WORRIED ABOUT THIS?

    你怎麼不擔心這個?

  • ALSO HE IS SALUTING YOUNG PEOPLE FOR THEIR IMMUNE SYSTEM.

    他也在為年輕人的免疫系統致敬。

  • HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.

    他不知道自己在說什麼。

  • NEXT HE WILL BE LIKE HATS OFF TO BABIES, THEY HAVE THOSE BENDY

    接下來,他將會像向嬰兒致敬,他們有這些彎曲的帽子。

  • LEGS, THEY CAN PUT THE FEET STRAIGHT INTO THE MOUTH.

    腿,他們可以把腳直接放進嘴裡。

  • HELL OF A SIGHT.

    地獄的景象。

  • YOU SEE THEM WITH THE FOOD, THEY SWAT IT AWAY.

    你看到他們和食物在一起,他們就會把食物掃走。

  • BUT APPARENTLY TRUMP'S RALLY ATTENDEES AREN'T WORRIED ABOUT

    但顯然,特朗普的集會參加者並不擔心。

  • THE VIRUS EITHER.

    該病毒無論是。

  • HERE IS OHIO'S LT. GOVERNOR SHOWING OFF SOME TRUMP CAMPAIGN

    這裡是俄亥俄州的中尉。州長炫耀一些特朗普的競選活動。

  • MASKS LAST NIGHT.

    昨晚的面具。

  • AND WELL, IT DIDN'T SEEM TO GO OVER AS PLANNED. HAVE A LISTEN.

    似乎沒有按計劃進行,請聽我說。

  • >> BUT IF YOU GO INTO A GROCERY STORE WHERE YOU GOT TO WEAR ONE,

    >> 但如果你進了一家雜貨店,在那裡你必須穿上一件。

  • ALL RIGHT, HANG ON, HANG ON, JUST LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP.

    好吧,掛在,掛在,只是聽起來,聽起來。

  • ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.

    好吧,我得到它。

  • BUT IF SOMETHING TELLS YOU TO TAKE IT OFF, YOU CAN AT LEAST

    但如果有人告訴你要脫掉它,你至少可以...

  • SAY THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAVE THE COUNTRY BY WEARING ONE OF

    說你正試圖通過穿上其中的一件衣服來拯救這個國家。

  • PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP'S MASKS, ALL RIGHT?

    特朗普總統的面具,沒事吧?

  • >> THIS IS TRUE.

    >> 這是真的。

  • AT ONE POINT SOMEONE IN THE CROWD EVEN YELLED GET OFF THE

    在某一時刻,人群中有人甚至大喊 "滾開"。

  • STAGE, TO WHICH THE LT. GOVERNOR SAID I'M WRAPPING IT UP RIGHT

    舞臺上,其中LT。總督說,我現在就把它包起來。

  • NOW, MR. PRESIDENT.

    現在,先生。主席:

  • I MUST SAY THAT IS EXACTLY HOW EVERYBODY SHOULD RESPOND WHEN

    我必須說,這正是每個人在遇到以下情況時應該做出的反應。

  • THEY ARE BOOED OFF STAGE.

    他們被驅逐出舞臺。

  • ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.

    好吧,我得到它。

  • I GET IT.

    我得到它。

  • AND YOU ARE A STANDUP COMEDIAN, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BOOED OFF

    你是一個脫口秀演員,你有沒有被踢出。

  • STAGE.

    階段:

  • HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY TOUGH HECKLES.

    你有沒有遇到過困難的項鍊。

  • >> I'VE NEVER BEEN BOOED, I'M A HONEY DRIFT DRIPPER, BUT HAVE I

    >> 我從來沒有被BOOED,我是一個蜂蜜DRIFT DRIPPER,但我有。

  • HAD SOME NICE HECKLES.

    有一些漂亮的項鍊。

  • >> James: ARE YOU A WHAT.

    >> 詹姆斯。你是一個什麼。

  • >> A HONEY DRIPPER.

    >> 一個蜂蜜吸食者。

  • BUT HAVE I HAD SOME HECKLES.

    但是我有過一些項鍊嗎?

  • >> James: WHAT IS THE WORST.

    >> 詹姆斯。什麼是最糟糕的。

  • >> NEVER ANYONE BEING MEAN.

    >> 從來沒有人是故意的。

  • JUST THE GUY WHO AGREES WITH YOU TOO LOUD, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU

    就是那個和你意見一致的人,你知道的,你太大聲了

  • WILL TELL A JOKE AND OH, YEAH, EVERY TIME.

    會講一個笑話,哦,是的,每一次。

  • YOU WILL BE LIKE DID YOU EVER DO THIS, EVERY-- BECAUSE YOU CAN'T

    你會喜歡你曾經做過這個,每一個 - 因為你不能。

  • BE MEAN TO THAT GUY, YOU CAN'T BE LIKE SHUT UP BECAUSE HE'S

    對那個傢伙不好,你不能像閉嘴,因為他是。

  • JUST ENJOYING THE SHOW WRONG.

    只是在享受節目錯。

  • >> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG, HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY WEIRD

    >> 詹姆斯。你呢,瑞格,你有沒有過奇怪的事?

  • ENCOUNTERS WHEN YOU ARE ON STAGE?

    當你在舞臺上的時候,你會遇到什麼?

  • >> I THINK THE FIRST YEAR I DID THE EDINBORO FESTIVAL, IT WAS MY

    >> 我想我參加愛丁堡電影節的第一年,那是我的第一次。

  • FIRST YEAR AND THERE WERE SOME SCOTTISH PEOPLE THAT HAPPENED TO

    第一年,有一些蘇格蘭人,發生了。

  • BE IN THE AUDIENCE.

    在聽眾中。

  • AND AT ONE POINT A GUY GETS HECKLED, GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE.

    在某一時刻,有一個傢伙被扣住了,回到你的洞裡去。

  • (LAUGHTER) AND I RESPONDED I SAID I'M SO

    (笑)我回答說,我說我是這樣的。

  • SORRY, GUYS, THIS GUY IS A FELLOW TIME TRAVELER.

    對不起,夥計們,這傢伙是一個朋友的時間旅客。

  • I'M A TIME TRAVELER AS WELL.

    我也是一個團隊旅行者。

  • AND IT IS A WAY OF WISHING ANOTHER TIME TRAVELER GOOD LUCK

    這也是祝願另一個時代的旅行者好運的方式

  • BECAUSE YOU WANT TO RETURN BACK TO YOUR OWN ORIGINAL TIME LINE.

    因為你想回到你自己的原始時間線。

  • AND THEN HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING AGAIN.

    然後他再也沒有說過一句話。

  • >> James: I IMAGINE THE REST OF THE SHOW HE WAS LIKE-- .

    >> 詹姆斯。我想象著他在節目中的其餘部分 -- 。

  • >> WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT TIME TRAVELINGK I SAID GET BACK IN

    >> 他說的時間旅行是什麼意思?

  • THE HOLE.

    洞。

  • >> I ONCE HAD A SCOTTISH GUY SHOUT AT ME.

    >> 我曾經有一個蘇格蘭人喊我。

  • SO I WASN'T EVEN ON THE STAGE LOOKING FOR HECKLES.

    所以我根本就沒有上臺去找項鍊。

  • >> I WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD AND HE WENT GET THE [BLEEP] YOU

    >> 我走在路上,他去拿[嗶]你。

  • FAT-- BUT THEN HE GOT STUCK IN THE LIGHT.

    胖子... ... 但後來他被光困住了。

  • >> Reggie: OH NO.

    >> 雷吉:哦,不。

  • >> James: SO I JUST WAND ERRED PAST THE CAR AND HE WAS DOING

    >> 詹姆斯。所以,我只是WAND ERRED過去的車,他做的

  • THAT THING THAT WE ALL DO GOING,-- NO ONE IS THERE.

    我們都在做的那件事... ...沒有人在那裡。

  • DOESN'T MATTER.

    不要緊。

  • BOOING ASIDE, WE HAVE GONE FRACTIONALLY OFF TOPIC.

    閒話少說,我們已經偏離了主題。

  • I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I DO LOVE THE LOOK OF A PLAYED SHIRT WITH

    我想說的是,我確實很喜歡這件帶 "玩 "字的襯衫。

  • A BLAZER.

    一把剃刀。

  • >> Reggie: OH MAN.

    >> 雷吉:OH MAN。

  • >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THAT WAY WHEN YOU SHOW UP,

    >> 詹姆斯。你知道我的意思,這樣當你出現。

  • THE COWS KNOW YOU MEAN BUSINESS.

    牛知道你是認真的。

  • TRUMP ALSO TOOK TIME LAST NIGHT NOT TO TALK ABOUT HIS POLICY BUT

    特朗普昨晚還抽空不談他的政策,但... ...

  • TO BOAST ABOUT THE NUMBER OF TELEVISIONS ON AIR FORCE ONE.

    炫耀空軍一號上的電視數量。

  • >> I JUST CAME INTO THAT BIG, BEAUTIFUL-- IT'S GOT MORE

    >> 我剛剛進入那個大的,美麗的 -- 它有更多的。

  • TELEVISION THAN ANY PLANE IN HISTORY.

    電視比歷史上任何一架飛機都要好。

  • THEY HAVE CONVERSATIONS IN CLOSETS, IN BATHROOMS, ON THE

    他們在衣櫃裡,在浴室裡,在地板上進行對話。

  • FLOOR, ON THE CEILING.

    地板,在天花板上。

  • >> James: ARE WE SURE HE IS NOT CONFUSING WINDOWS FOR

    >> 詹姆斯。我們確定他不是在混淆視聽嗎?

  • TELEVISIONS?

    電視機?

  • HE JUST SAID HE IS IN THERE GOING LOOK AT ALL THESE TV

    他說他在裡面,要去看看這些電視。

  • SCREENS.

    螢幕:

  • LOOK, THEY'RE ALL PLAYING A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO OF CLOUDS GOING

    看,他們都在播放一個美麗的視頻雲朵去

  • BY.

    由:

  • THERE ARE TVS EVERYWHERE, UP HERE, EVEN THE PILOTS, THEY HAVE

    到處都是電視,在這裡,甚至飛行員,他們有。

  • TWO MEUJ 4K TV.

    兩臺MEUJ 4K電視。

  • WHAT ARE THEY WATCHING, RIGHT UP FRONT, BIG TV.

    他們在看什麼,就在前面,大電視。

  • >> HE SAID HE HAS MORE TV'S THAN ANY OTHER PLANE IN HISTORY WHICH

    >> 他說他擁有的電視比歷史上任何其他飛機都多,這一點。

  • I DON'T THINK IS TRUE.

    我不認為這是真的。

  • BECAUSE MOST AIRPLANES HAVE TV'S IN EVERY SINGLE SEAT.

    因為大多數飛機的每個座位上都有電視。

  • IF YOU HAVE A DELTA FLIGHT THERE ARE LIKE HUNDREDS OF TV'S.

    如果你有一個DELTA班機,有像幾百個電視。

  • DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS STORY, ELON MUSK HAS UNVEILED A NEW

    你們看到這個故事了嗎,埃隆-穆克公佈了一個新的。

  • FACTORY THAT WILL LAST-- BATTERY THAT WILL LAST FOR UP TO ONE

  • MILLION MILES IN TESLA ELECTRIC CARS.

    百萬英里的特斯拉電動車。

  • BUT HOW MANY TELEVISIONS.

    但有多少臺電視。

  • I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME ELON MUSK MAKES AN ANNOUNCEMENT IT IS JUST

    我覺得每次埃隆-穆克發佈公告的時候,它都是

  • ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO SHOW EVERYONE HE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THAT HE

    又一次試圖向所有和他一起上學的人表明他的身份

  • IS COOL NOW.

    是現在的酷。

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I'M COOLK RIGHT, I'M COOL, I'M COOL.

    你知道我的意思,我是酷酷的權利, 我很冷靜,我很冷靜。

  • PERFECT TIMING THOUGH, A CAR WITH A MILLION MILE BATTERY LIFE

    恰如其分的時間,一百萬英里電池壽命的汽車。

  • AT A TIME WHEN WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE WE CAN GO.

    在我們完全沒有地方可以去的時候。

  • AND THIS IS FUN.

    而這是有趣的。

  • A TEN YEAR OLD FROM WISCONSIN IS ABOUT TO REACH HIS GOAL OF DOING

    一個來自威斯康星州的十歲孩子即將達到他的目標,他要做的是

  • 100,000 PUSH-UPS IN A SINGLE YEAR.

    一年內推送10萬次。

  • 100,000 IN A YEAR.

    一年10萬。

  • LISTEN KID, IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BE THE SCHOOL HEARTTHROB, TAKE

    聽著,孩子,如果你想成為學校的心腹,採取

  • IT FROM ME, LEARN A DANCE ROUTINE AND JOIRN THE DRAMA

    從我這裡學起,學習舞蹈套路,學習戲劇。

  • CLUB.

    俱樂部:

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 100,000 PUSH-UPS IN A YEAR.

    一年要推10萬次。

  • THE HOUSE OF THORNS, THAT IS MY QUESTION, YOU KNOW.

    荊棘屋,這是我的問題,你知道嗎?

  • MY TRAINER SAYS FIVE QUALITY PUSH-UPS, ARE BETTER THAN 10,000

    我的教練說,五個高質量的俯臥撐,是比10,000更好。

  • SLOPPEE ONES, DO YOU KNOW?

    你知道嗎,SLOPPEE ONES?

  • I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF BUY THE TIME, WHEN I'M ON MY DEATH BED I

    我甚至不知道如果買了時間,當我在我的臨終前,我。

  • DON'T EVEN THINK I WILL HAVE DONE A THOUSAND PUSH-UPS.

    我甚至不認為我會有 做了幾千個俯臥撐。

  • GUILLERMO, ARE YOU SHARP ON THE PUSH-UP FRONT?

    Guillermo,你的推舉前鋒很犀利嗎?

  • >> I THOUGHT I COULD DO TEN NO PROBLEM.

    >> 我想我可以做十個沒有問題。

  • >> James: OKAY, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE EXCITING THAN

    >> 詹姆斯。好吧,我想這將是更令人興奮的,比

  • THAT.

    那。

  • REG?

    REG?

  • ARE PUSH-UPS PART OF YOUR WORKOUT PROGRAM.

    推拿是你的健身計劃的一部分。

  • >> >> Reggie, YEAH, WE DO WEIRD

    >> >> 雷吉,是的,我們做的很奇怪。

  • STUFF BUT CAN I DO LIKE PO.

    東西,但我可以做喜歡的PO。

  • >> James: HOW MANY PUSH-UPS DO YOU THINK WILL YOU DO IN YOUR

    >> 詹姆斯。你認為你會做多少次俯臥撐?

  • LIFETIME.

    終身。

  • >> I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING THAT A DOCTOR

    >> 我不知道我是否做過醫生所做的任何事情。

  • WOULD CALL A PUSHUP.

    會打電話給一個俯臥撐。

  • I MIGHT BE AROUND 50 OR 60 LIKE, YOU KNOW, THOSE ONES WHERE YOU

    我可能是大約50或60一樣,你知道,那些你在哪裡的

  • GO OH, THERE WE GO.

    去吧,哦,我們去那裡。

  • WHERE IT IS JUST BARELY AN ARM BEND.

    在那裡,它只是一個手臂彎曲。

  • >> James: THE WORST ONE IS IF YOU ARE IN THE GYM AND OTHER

    >> 詹姆斯:最糟糕的是,如果你在健身房和其他。

  • PEOPLE ARE DOING THEM AND YOU HAVE GOT TO DO THAT SORT OF HALF

    人們都在做這些事,而你卻要做這種半途而廢的事。

  • PUSH-UP ON YOUR KNEES.

    膝蓋上的推舉。

  • YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN, RIGHT.

    你知道我說的那個,對嗎?

  • WHERE YOU ARE LIKE-- YOU KNOW, AND YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY DUDES

    在你喜歡的地方--你知道,你被一群笨蛋包圍著。

  • LIKE HIGH FIVE AND YOU ARE-- ARE YOU SORT OF LIKE THIS.

    像擊掌,你是 - 你有點像這樣。

  • YOU HAVE TO DO THAT ONE.

    你必須做那個。

  • WHICH IS NOT A PUSH-UP.

    這不是一個推舉胸罩。

  • IT IS NOT A PUSH-UP.

    這不是一個推舉。

  • YOU KNOW IT'S NOT A PUSH-UP.

    你知道這不是一個推舉。

  • THEY KNOW IT'S NOT A PUSH-UP AND YOU KNOW THIS IS THE LAST TIME

    他們知道這不是一個推舉,你知道這是最後一次。

  • YOU WILL EVER GO TO THE GYM.

    你永遠不會去健身房。

  • BUT YOU WILL PAY THE MEMBERSHIP FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS.

    但你要支付未來三年的會員費。

  • FINALLY WE HAVE TO SHOW YOU THIS.

    最後我們要給你看這個。

  • IN RUSSIA, THEY RECENTLY HELD A TEACHER OF THE YEAR CEREMONY AND

    在俄羅斯,他們最近舉行了年度教師頒獎典禮和

  • THE WINNERS RECEIVED AN AWARD.

    獲獎者獲得了獎項。

  • THAT LOOKED A LITTLE AWKWARD.

    這看起來有點尷尬。

  • SEE FOR YOURSELF I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING.

    你自己看吧,我知道你在想什麼。

  • THAT IS THE CRYSTAL PELICAN.

    這就是水晶佩裡坎。

  • AND YES, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.

    是的,這正是它。

  • WHAT SUBJECT WERE THESE TEACHERS TEACHING?

    這些老師教的是什麼科目?