DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT WAS TODAY?

你知道今天是什麼日子嗎？

IT WASN'T JUST ANY DAY DA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT WAS TODAY?

這不是普通的日子，你知道今天是什麼日子嗎？

>> NATIONAL VOTER REGISTRATION DAY?

>> 全國選民登記日？

>> James: WELL, THAT IS TRUE, AND THAT MAY--

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，這是真的，這可能... ...

(LAUGHTER) YES, WE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH

是的，我們本應該和... ...

THAT.

那。

BECAUSE THAT'S MADE THIS LOOK-- LIKE A SIMPLE PIECE OF

因為這讓這個看起來... ... 就像一個簡單的片子一樣

WHIM SEE AT THE TOP-- WHIMSY AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW.

WHIM SEE在頂部 - WHIMSY在頂部的表演。

I CAN TELL YOU, AS WELL AS THAT.

我可以告訴你，還有那個。

>> Reggie: OKAY.

>> 雷吉：好的。

>> James: IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF FALL.

>> 詹姆斯。這是秋天的第一天。

YES.

是的。

YES.

是的。

IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF FALL.

這是秋天的第一天。

LIKE THAT MATTERS WHATSOEVER ANY MORE.

就像那重要的什麼東西了。

(LAUGHTER) YOU CAN TELL IT'S FALL HERE IN

(笑)你可以告訴我這裡是秋天了

LOS ANGELES.

洛杉磯。

ALL THE SMOKE FROM THE WILDFIRES IS REALLY STARTING TO SMELL LIKE

火災產生的所有煙霧都開始有味道了。

PUMPKIN SPICE.

PUMPKIN SPICE.

I QUITE LIKE AUTUMN IN L.A.

我很喜歡洛杉磯的秋天。

BECAUSE YOU FEEL SMUG WITH IT.

因為你拿著它覺得很得意。

LIKE IF I, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THAT IS REALLY MY FAVORITE

就像如果我，你知道我的意思，這真的是我的最愛。

FEELING, IS SMILE, FACETIME, I WILL FACETIME MY SISTERS AND

感覺，是微笑，面子，我會面子我的姐妹和。

THEY WILL BE LIKE GETTING COLD HERE.

他們會喜歡得到冷這裡。

AND I WILL BE LIKE IS IT?

而我將會是喜歡的是嗎？

I'M IN A T-SHIRT.

我穿的是T-shirt

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT OUGHT IMIN L.A.

你最喜歡OUGHT IMIN L.A.的什麼地方？

>> Reggie: IT IS THE SAME THING T IS MY FAVORITE THING

>> 雷吉：這是我最喜歡的東西，也是一樣的。

ABOUT AUTUMN, NO MATTER WHERE I AM.

關於秋天，不管我在哪裡。

>> James: GO ON.

>> 詹姆斯。繼續。

>> CANDY CORN, BABY.

>> 玉米糖，寶貝。

>> James: I CAN'T GET ON BOARD WITH IT.

>> 詹姆斯。我不能得到與它的董事會。

I CAN'T GET ON BOARD WITH IT.

我不能得到與它的董事會。

I CANNOT GET ON BOARD WITH CANDY CORN.

我不能得到董事會 與糖果玉米。

>> IT IS A POLARIZING TREAT BUT I STAND FIRMLY ON THE SIDE OF

>> 它是一種極化處理，但我堅定地站在以下方面：

OOH DELICIOUS.

哦，美味。

>> James: BUT I FEEL LIKE, LOOK, LISTEN, IF THERE IS

>> 詹姆斯。但我覺得，看，聽，如果有。

NOTHING ELSE THERE, I WILL HAVE A CANDY CORN.

沒有別的東西在那裡，我將有一個糖果玉米。

BUT OFTEN THERE ARE OTHER THINGS AVAILABLE.

但往往還有其他的東西可用。

THAT'S MY ISSUE WITH THE CANDY CORN.

這是我的問題與糖果玉米。

WHY WOULD I CHOOSE IT OVER OTHER CANDY?

我為什麼要選擇它而不是其他糖果？

>> I WILL ESCHEW OTHER CANDY FOR CANDY CORN 100 PERCENT OF THE

>> 我將把其他糖果換成100％的玉米糖。

TIME IN THE AUTUMN, AND ONLY IN THE AUTUMN.

時間在秋天，只有在秋天。

>> James: I FEEL LIKE SOME DAYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU

>> 詹姆斯。我覺得有些日子我甚至不知道你是誰。

ARE.

是：

(LAUGHTER) WELL, IT IS OFFICIALLY FALL,

好吧，它是正式的秋天。

WHICH MEANS THE ELECTION IS COMING UP FAST.

這意味著選舉很快就會到來。

AND PRESIDENT TRUMP IS HITTING THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL HARD.

而特朗普總統則在競選道路上大打出手。

LAST NIGHT HE HELD NOT ONE BUT TWO RALLIES IN OHIO.

昨晚他在俄亥俄州舉行了不止一次，而是兩次的集會。

AT HIS FIRST RALLY LAST NIGHT PRESIDENT TRUMP STARTED RAMBLING

在昨晚的首次集會上，特朗普總統開始大談特談。

ABOUT MISSILES.

關於飛彈。

>> BUT YOU DON'T SEE THEM EITHER.

>> 但你也看不到它們。

THEY GO THROUGH HERE, OF COURSE, WHAT HAPPENED.

他們經過這裡，當然，發生了什麼。

WHAT WAS THAT.

那是什麼？

IT'S GONE.

它的消失。

IT'S HERE, THERE ST, I HEAR A NOISE OVER THERE, WHERE IS IT,

在這裡，在那裡，我聽到那邊有聲音，它在哪裡。

IT'S GONE, IT'S OVER THERE.

它走了，它在那裡。

BUT HYDRO SONIC, I CALL IT SUPER DEUPER, SUPER DEUPER IS EASIER

但HYDRO SONIC，我叫它SUPER DEUPER，SUPER DEUPER更容易。

FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT HYDRO SONIC.

為了讓人們理解氫離子。

>> James: SUPER DEUPER.

>> 詹姆斯。超級德普。

HE CALLS MISSILES SUPER DEUPER.

他稱飛彈為超級超級英雄。

EVEN WORSE, HE LATER REFERRED TO TANKS AS ROLY-POLYS.

更糟糕的是，他後來又把坦克稱為 "賴皮"。

(LAUGHTER) I LOVE THAT TRUMP HAS NO IDEA

我喜歡特朗普不知道的事

WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT, BUT HE STILL DUMBS IT DOWN FOR HIS

他在說什麼，但他仍然把它簡化為他的。

AUDIENCE.

聽眾：

ALSO IN THAT CLIP HE WAS CALLING THE MISSILES HYDROSONNIC, WHICH

在那個片段中，他還說飛彈是水力發電，這一點。

IS NOT A THING.

不是一個東西。

THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY ARE CALLED.

這不是他們所謂的。

THEY ARE ACTUALLY CALLED HYPE-- HYPERSONIC MISSILES.

他們實際上被稱為HYPE -- HYPERSONIC飛彈。

NOWK LOO, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES MADE A TEENY TINY

美國總統諾克-盧做了一個小動作。

MISTAKE INVOLVING NUCLEAR MISSILES.

核導彈的錯誤：

IT IS NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT.

這沒什麼好擔心的。

TRUMP CALLED THE MISSILES HYDROSONNIC.

特朗普稱飛彈為 "氫彈"。

THEN HE ADDED INCREDIBLE HEDGEHOG, THAT SONIC.

然後他又加了一個不可思議的刺蝟，那個音符。

VERY FAST, TERRIFIC TEETH.

非常快，可怕的牙齒。

I DIDN'T CARE FOR THE MOVIE BUT I LOVE THE GAME.

我不喜歡這部電影，但我喜歡這個遊戲。

TRUMP ALSO TOOK SOME TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS AND

特朗普也花了一些時間來談論冠狀病毒和。

HE HAD THIS TO SAY WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY MIND BOGGLING.

他有這樣的說法，這是絕對令人費解的。

HAVE A LISTEN.

有一個聽。

>> NOW WE KNOW IT, IT AFFECTS ELDERLY PEOPLE, ELDERLY PEOPLE

>>現在我們知道了，它影響到了老年人。

WITH HEART PROBLEMS AND OTHER PROBLEMS, IF THEY HAVE OTHER

患有心臟疾病和其他疾病的人，如果他們有其他的問題。

PROBLEMS THAT IS WHAT IT REALLY AFFECTS, THAT'S IT.

這就是它真正影響的問題，就是這樣。

YOU KNOW, IN SOME STATES THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, NOBODY

你知道嗎，在一些州，成千上萬的人，沒有人。

BELOW THE AGE OF 18, LIKE NOBODY, THEY HAVE A STRONG

18歲以下的人，像沒有人一樣，他們有一個強大的。

IMMUNE SYSTEM, WHO KNOWS.

IMMUNE SYSTEM, WHO KNOWS.

YOU TAKE YOUR HAT OFF TO THE YOUNG BECAUSE THEY HAVE A HELL

你向年輕人脫帽，因為他們有一個地獄。

OF AN IMMUNE SYSTEM.

的免疫系統。

BUT IT AFFECTS VIRTUALLY NOBODY.

但是，它影響到病毒沒有人。

>> James: NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY TRUMP HAD TO HOLD TWO RALLIES

>> 詹姆斯：現在我明白了為什麼特朗普要舉行兩次集會。

INSTEAD OF ONE.

而不是一個。

BETWEEN THIS AND THE MISSILES, HE HAD A LOT OF MISINFORMATION

在這個和飛彈之間，他有很多錯誤的資訊。

TO SPREAD.

傳播。

TRUMP SAID IT ONLY AFFECTS ELDERLY PEOPLE.

特朗普說這隻影響到老年人。

YOU ARE 74.

你是74歲。

YOU ARE ELDERLY.

你是老人。

YOUR DIET IS KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.

你的飲食是肯塔基炸雞。

ELDERLY PEOPLE WITH HEART PROBLEMS IS YOU.

有心臟問題的老人就是你。

HOW ARE YOU NOT WORRIED ABOUT THIS?

你怎麼不擔心這個？

ALSO HE IS SALUTING YOUNG PEOPLE FOR THEIR IMMUNE SYSTEM.

他也在為年輕人的免疫系統致敬。

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.

他不知道自己在說什麼。

NEXT HE WILL BE LIKE HATS OFF TO BABIES, THEY HAVE THOSE BENDY

接下來，他將會像向嬰兒致敬，他們有這些彎曲的帽子。

LEGS, THEY CAN PUT THE FEET STRAIGHT INTO THE MOUTH.

腿，他們可以把腳直接放進嘴裡。

HELL OF A SIGHT.

地獄的景象。

YOU SEE THEM WITH THE FOOD, THEY SWAT IT AWAY.

你看到他們和食物在一起，他們就會把食物掃走。

BUT APPARENTLY TRUMP'S RALLY ATTENDEES AREN'T WORRIED ABOUT

但顯然，特朗普的集會參加者並不擔心。

THE VIRUS EITHER.

該病毒無論是。

HERE IS OHIO'S LT. GOVERNOR SHOWING OFF SOME TRUMP CAMPAIGN

這裡是俄亥俄州的中尉。州長炫耀一些特朗普的競選活動。

MASKS LAST NIGHT.

昨晚的面具。

AND WELL, IT DIDN'T SEEM TO GO OVER AS PLANNED. HAVE A LISTEN.

似乎沒有按計劃進行，請聽我說。

>> BUT IF YOU GO INTO A GROCERY STORE WHERE YOU GOT TO WEAR ONE,

>> 但如果你進了一家雜貨店，在那裡你必須穿上一件。

ALL RIGHT, HANG ON, HANG ON, JUST LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP.

好吧，掛在，掛在，只是聽起來，聽起來。

ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.

好吧，我得到它。

BUT IF SOMETHING TELLS YOU TO TAKE IT OFF, YOU CAN AT LEAST

但如果有人告訴你要脫掉它，你至少可以...

SAY THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAVE THE COUNTRY BY WEARING ONE OF

說你正試圖通過穿上其中的一件衣服來拯救這個國家。

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP'S MASKS, ALL RIGHT?

特朗普總統的面具，沒事吧？

>> THIS IS TRUE.

>> 這是真的。

AT ONE POINT SOMEONE IN THE CROWD EVEN YELLED GET OFF THE

在某一時刻，人群中有人甚至大喊 "滾開"。

STAGE, TO WHICH THE LT. GOVERNOR SAID I'M WRAPPING IT UP RIGHT

舞臺上，其中LT。總督說，我現在就把它包起來。

NOW, MR. PRESIDENT.

現在，先生。主席：

I MUST SAY THAT IS EXACTLY HOW EVERYBODY SHOULD RESPOND WHEN

我必須說，這正是每個人在遇到以下情況時應該做出的反應。

THEY ARE BOOED OFF STAGE.

他們被驅逐出舞臺。

ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.

好吧，我得到它。

I GET IT.

我得到它。

AND YOU ARE A STANDUP COMEDIAN, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BOOED OFF

你是一個脫口秀演員，你有沒有被踢出。

STAGE.

階段：

HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY TOUGH HECKLES.

你有沒有遇到過困難的項鍊。

>> I'VE NEVER BEEN BOOED, I'M A HONEY DRIFT DRIPPER, BUT HAVE I

>> 我從來沒有被BOOED，我是一個蜂蜜DRIFT DRIPPER，但我有。

HAD SOME NICE HECKLES.

有一些漂亮的項鍊。

>> James: ARE YOU A WHAT.

>> 詹姆斯。你是一個什麼。

>> A HONEY DRIPPER.

>> 一個蜂蜜吸食者。

BUT HAVE I HAD SOME HECKLES.

但是我有過一些項鍊嗎？

>> James: WHAT IS THE WORST.

>> 詹姆斯。什麼是最糟糕的。

>> NEVER ANYONE BEING MEAN.

>> 從來沒有人是故意的。

JUST THE GUY WHO AGREES WITH YOU TOO LOUD, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU

就是那個和你意見一致的人，你知道的，你太大聲了

WILL TELL A JOKE AND OH, YEAH, EVERY TIME.

會講一個笑話，哦，是的，每一次。

YOU WILL BE LIKE DID YOU EVER DO THIS, EVERY-- BECAUSE YOU CAN'T

你會喜歡你曾經做過這個，每一個 - 因為你不能。

BE MEAN TO THAT GUY, YOU CAN'T BE LIKE SHUT UP BECAUSE HE'S

對那個傢伙不好，你不能像閉嘴，因為他是。

JUST ENJOYING THE SHOW WRONG.

只是在享受節目錯。

>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG, HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY WEIRD

>> 詹姆斯。你呢，瑞格，你有沒有過奇怪的事？

ENCOUNTERS WHEN YOU ARE ON STAGE?

當你在舞臺上的時候，你會遇到什麼？

>> I THINK THE FIRST YEAR I DID THE EDINBORO FESTIVAL, IT WAS MY

>> 我想我參加愛丁堡電影節的第一年，那是我的第一次。

FIRST YEAR AND THERE WERE SOME SCOTTISH PEOPLE THAT HAPPENED TO

第一年，有一些蘇格蘭人，發生了。

BE IN THE AUDIENCE.

在聽眾中。

AND AT ONE POINT A GUY GETS HECKLED, GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE.

在某一時刻，有一個傢伙被扣住了，回到你的洞裡去。

(LAUGHTER) AND I RESPONDED I SAID I'M SO

(笑)我回答說，我說我是這樣的。

SORRY, GUYS, THIS GUY IS A FELLOW TIME TRAVELER.

對不起，夥計們，這傢伙是一個朋友的時間旅客。

I'M A TIME TRAVELER AS WELL.

我也是一個團隊旅行者。

AND IT IS A WAY OF WISHING ANOTHER TIME TRAVELER GOOD LUCK

這也是祝願另一個時代的旅行者好運的方式

BECAUSE YOU WANT TO RETURN BACK TO YOUR OWN ORIGINAL TIME LINE.

因為你想回到你自己的原始時間線。

AND THEN HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING AGAIN.

然後他再也沒有說過一句話。

>> James: I IMAGINE THE REST OF THE SHOW HE WAS LIKE-- .

>> 詹姆斯。我想象著他在節目中的其餘部分 -- 。

>> WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT TIME TRAVELINGK I SAID GET BACK IN

>> 他說的時間旅行是什麼意思？

THE HOLE.

洞。

>> I ONCE HAD A SCOTTISH GUY SHOUT AT ME.

>> 我曾經有一個蘇格蘭人喊我。

SO I WASN'T EVEN ON THE STAGE LOOKING FOR HECKLES.

所以我根本就沒有上臺去找項鍊。

>> I WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD AND HE WENT GET THE [BLEEP] YOU

>> 我走在路上，他去拿[嗶]你。

FAT-- BUT THEN HE GOT STUCK IN THE LIGHT.

胖子... ... 但後來他被光困住了。

>> Reggie: OH NO.

>> 雷吉：哦，不。

>> James: SO I JUST WAND ERRED PAST THE CAR AND HE WAS DOING

>> 詹姆斯。所以，我只是WAND ERRED過去的車，他做的

THAT THING THAT WE ALL DO GOING,-- NO ONE IS THERE.

我們都在做的那件事... ...沒有人在那裡。

DOESN'T MATTER.

不要緊。

BOOING ASIDE, WE HAVE GONE FRACTIONALLY OFF TOPIC.

閒話少說，我們已經偏離了主題。

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I DO LOVE THE LOOK OF A PLAYED SHIRT WITH

我想說的是，我確實很喜歡這件帶 "玩 "字的襯衫。

A BLAZER.

一把剃刀。

>> Reggie: OH MAN.

>> 雷吉：OH MAN。

>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THAT WAY WHEN YOU SHOW UP,

>> 詹姆斯。你知道我的意思，這樣當你出現。

THE COWS KNOW YOU MEAN BUSINESS.

牛知道你是認真的。

TRUMP ALSO TOOK TIME LAST NIGHT NOT TO TALK ABOUT HIS POLICY BUT

特朗普昨晚還抽空不談他的政策，但... ...

TO BOAST ABOUT THE NUMBER OF TELEVISIONS ON AIR FORCE ONE.

炫耀空軍一號上的電視數量。

>> I JUST CAME INTO THAT BIG, BEAUTIFUL-- IT'S GOT MORE

>> 我剛剛進入那個大的，美麗的 -- 它有更多的。

TELEVISION THAN ANY PLANE IN HISTORY.

電視比歷史上任何一架飛機都要好。

THEY HAVE CONVERSATIONS IN CLOSETS, IN BATHROOMS, ON THE

他們在衣櫃裡，在浴室裡，在地板上進行對話。

FLOOR, ON THE CEILING.

地板，在天花板上。

>> James: ARE WE SURE HE IS NOT CONFUSING WINDOWS FOR

>> 詹姆斯。我們確定他不是在混淆視聽嗎？

TELEVISIONS?

電視機？

HE JUST SAID HE IS IN THERE GOING LOOK AT ALL THESE TV

他說他在裡面，要去看看這些電視。

SCREENS.

螢幕：

LOOK, THEY'RE ALL PLAYING A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO OF CLOUDS GOING

看，他們都在播放一個美麗的視頻雲朵去

BY.

由：

THERE ARE TVS EVERYWHERE, UP HERE, EVEN THE PILOTS, THEY HAVE

到處都是電視，在這裡，甚至飛行員，他們有。

TWO MEUJ 4K TV.

兩臺MEUJ 4K電視。

WHAT ARE THEY WATCHING, RIGHT UP FRONT, BIG TV.

他們在看什麼，就在前面，大電視。

>> HE SAID HE HAS MORE TV'S THAN ANY OTHER PLANE IN HISTORY WHICH

>> 他說他擁有的電視比歷史上任何其他飛機都多，這一點。

I DON'T THINK IS TRUE.

我不認為這是真的。

BECAUSE MOST AIRPLANES HAVE TV'S IN EVERY SINGLE SEAT.

因為大多數飛機的每個座位上都有電視。

IF YOU HAVE A DELTA FLIGHT THERE ARE LIKE HUNDREDS OF TV'S.

如果你有一個DELTA班機，有像幾百個電視。

DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS STORY, ELON MUSK HAS UNVEILED A NEW

你們看到這個故事了嗎，埃隆-穆克公佈了一個新的。

FACTORY THAT WILL LAST-- BATTERY THAT WILL LAST FOR UP TO ONE

MILLION MILES IN TESLA ELECTRIC CARS.

百萬英里的特斯拉電動車。

BUT HOW MANY TELEVISIONS.

但有多少臺電視。

I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME ELON MUSK MAKES AN ANNOUNCEMENT IT IS JUST

我覺得每次埃隆-穆克發佈公告的時候，它都是

ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO SHOW EVERYONE HE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THAT HE

又一次試圖向所有和他一起上學的人表明他的身份

IS COOL NOW.

是現在的酷。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I'M COOLK RIGHT, I'M COOL, I'M COOL.

你知道我的意思，我是酷酷的權利， 我很冷靜，我很冷靜。

PERFECT TIMING THOUGH, A CAR WITH A MILLION MILE BATTERY LIFE

恰如其分的時間，一百萬英里電池壽命的汽車。

AT A TIME WHEN WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE WE CAN GO.

在我們完全沒有地方可以去的時候。

AND THIS IS FUN.

而這是有趣的。

A TEN YEAR OLD FROM WISCONSIN IS ABOUT TO REACH HIS GOAL OF DOING

一個來自威斯康星州的十歲孩子即將達到他的目標，他要做的是

100,000 PUSH-UPS IN A SINGLE YEAR.

一年內推送10萬次。

100,000 IN A YEAR.

一年10萬。

LISTEN KID, IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BE THE SCHOOL HEARTTHROB, TAKE

聽著，孩子，如果你想成為學校的心腹，採取

IT FROM ME, LEARN A DANCE ROUTINE AND JOIRN THE DRAMA

從我這裡學起，學習舞蹈套路，學習戲劇。

CLUB.

俱樂部：

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 100,000 PUSH-UPS IN A YEAR.

一年要推10萬次。

THE HOUSE OF THORNS, THAT IS MY QUESTION, YOU KNOW.

荊棘屋，這是我的問題，你知道嗎？

MY TRAINER SAYS FIVE QUALITY PUSH-UPS, ARE BETTER THAN 10,000

我的教練說，五個高質量的俯臥撐，是比10,000更好。

SLOPPEE ONES, DO YOU KNOW?

你知道嗎，SLOPPEE ONES？

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF BUY THE TIME, WHEN I'M ON MY DEATH BED I

我甚至不知道如果買了時間，當我在我的臨終前，我。

DON'T EVEN THINK I WILL HAVE DONE A THOUSAND PUSH-UPS.

我甚至不認為我會有 做了幾千個俯臥撐。

GUILLERMO, ARE YOU SHARP ON THE PUSH-UP FRONT?

Guillermo，你的推舉前鋒很犀利嗎？

>> I THOUGHT I COULD DO TEN NO PROBLEM.

>> 我想我可以做十個沒有問題。

>> James: OKAY, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE EXCITING THAN

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，我想這將是更令人興奮的，比

THAT.

那。

REG?

REG?

ARE PUSH-UPS PART OF YOUR WORKOUT PROGRAM.

推拿是你的健身計劃的一部分。

>> >> Reggie, YEAH, WE DO WEIRD

>> >> 雷吉，是的，我們做的很奇怪。

STUFF BUT CAN I DO LIKE PO.

東西，但我可以做喜歡的PO。

>> James: HOW MANY PUSH-UPS DO YOU THINK WILL YOU DO IN YOUR

>> 詹姆斯。你認為你會做多少次俯臥撐？

LIFETIME.

終身。

>> I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING THAT A DOCTOR

>> 我不知道我是否做過醫生所做的任何事情。

WOULD CALL A PUSHUP.

會打電話給一個俯臥撐。

I MIGHT BE AROUND 50 OR 60 LIKE, YOU KNOW, THOSE ONES WHERE YOU

我可能是大約50或60一樣，你知道，那些你在哪裡的

GO OH, THERE WE GO.

去吧，哦，我們去那裡。

WHERE IT IS JUST BARELY AN ARM BEND.

在那裡，它只是一個手臂彎曲。

>> James: THE WORST ONE IS IF YOU ARE IN THE GYM AND OTHER

>> 詹姆斯：最糟糕的是，如果你在健身房和其他。

PEOPLE ARE DOING THEM AND YOU HAVE GOT TO DO THAT SORT OF HALF

人們都在做這些事，而你卻要做這種半途而廢的事。

PUSH-UP ON YOUR KNEES.

膝蓋上的推舉。

YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN, RIGHT.

你知道我說的那個，對嗎？

WHERE YOU ARE LIKE-- YOU KNOW, AND YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY DUDES

在你喜歡的地方--你知道，你被一群笨蛋包圍著。

LIKE HIGH FIVE AND YOU ARE-- ARE YOU SORT OF LIKE THIS.

像擊掌，你是 - 你有點像這樣。

YOU HAVE TO DO THAT ONE.

你必須做那個。

WHICH IS NOT A PUSH-UP.

這不是一個推舉胸罩。

IT IS NOT A PUSH-UP.

這不是一個推舉。

YOU KNOW IT'S NOT A PUSH-UP.

你知道這不是一個推舉。

THEY KNOW IT'S NOT A PUSH-UP AND YOU KNOW THIS IS THE LAST TIME

他們知道這不是一個推舉，你知道這是最後一次。