Best in the galaxy.

全宇宙最好的

Your name?

你的姓名?

It's Han.

我叫韓

Last name?

貴姓?

I don't have a last name.

我沒有姓

Who are your people then?

你的同伴呢?

I don't really have any people

我其實沒什麼同伴

I just grew up with this slimey snake monster lady.

我就被這個史萊姆蛇怪女士養大

Ooookay! Then it's Han...

了~解! 那就是韓~

Slimey Snake Monster Lady!

史萊姆蛇怪女士!

Whoa whoa whoa!

喂喂喂等等

No no no!

不不不

I'm not gonna let some random person I've never met..

我才不要隨便讓一個素未謀面的人

choose my name for me.

幫我取名字

My name is Han...Solo!

我叫韓...索羅!

That's right!

對!

I named myself!

我自己來取名字!

Not you!

不用你來!

Me!

我來!

Well alright! You could've just said something the first time

好喔! 那你剛才就該講嘛

you don't have to be all grumpy about it!

現在在那邊兇巴巴的

*gasp*

*吸氣*

I'm stabbed.

我被捅了

*dies*

*吐血*

*spoiler alert*

好

Okay.

看來我們安全了

Looks like we're in the clear.

揣登沃斯死了我們也自由了!

Dryden Vos is dead and we're free!

來! 我們一起走吧!

Come on! Let's get out of here.

你呃...你先走

You uh... you go ahead

我有呃...事情要先處理

I have some... things I need to do first.

我再跟你會合

I'll catch up.

沒關係，我等你

No it's okay. I'll wait.

沒有啦! 你先走!

No go ahead!

其實

Actually.

我想在這裡休息

I think I'm just gonna rest here

一邊等你

and wait for you.

在這裡等?

Wait here?

不要啦!

no!

你真的可以先走!

You can go really!

我馬上就能趕上

I'll be right behind you.

走走走，咻!

Go on! Shew!

沒關係，我不介意等你

Na it's fine. I don't mind waiting.

何況...

Plus...

*哈欠*

*yawn*

我突然超級累

I just got REALLY fatigued all of the sudden.

很累? 你怎麼了?

Fatigued? What's wrong?

我不知道啊!

I don't know!

我就整個很累!

I just feel fatigued!

這些星際...這些大戰...

All these Wars... in the Stars...

感覺永無止境，你懂嗎？

It's like it never ends. You know?

我們被鈦戰機追

we get chased by Tie Fighters

我們開槍...

We shoot our blasters...

去了至少三個不同大氣構造的星球

We travel to at least three planets

我就真的...累了

with different atmospheric settings.

你不覺得我們高潮有點太趕嗎?

I'm just.. tired.

龍母: 是不是該等到凜冬?

Do you think we rushed the heist too early?

或許吧!

Should it have waited till winter?

我覺得問題是結果的發展吧

I mean Maybe!

我們做這些重要嗎?

I think it's more about the final pay off.

這些?

I mean is any of this even important?

我是說現在發生了什麼?

This?

這能有什麼結果?

I mean what's going on here?

比如說我們真的算一對嗎?

where is this going?

現在到底是怎樣?

Like are we a thing?

這撐不久，對吧?

What's happening here?

因為認真講，我覺得這撐不久

This isn't gonna last. Right?

我們等一下再討論這個好嗎?

Because lets be honest I'm thinking it wont.

你就去找阿丘，我馬上就到

Can we talk about this later?

你才不會!

Just go meet up with Chewy I'll be right behind you.

你只會拋棄我!

No you wont!

害我要花時間信任下一個遇到的女生

You'll just dump me!

你也有可能在有我或沒我的情況下生了個小孩

Making me slow to trust the next girl that comes my way.

我也永遠不會知道因為你什麼都不告訴我!

Or you'll have a baby with or without me

喂喂喂喂喂喂喂?

And I'll never know because you never tell me anything!

綺拉!

Um Helloooooooo!

我等你很久了!

Qi'ra!

這他媽是誰?

I'm waiting for you!

是我...魔!

Who the heck is this guy?!

你可能因為我的機械腳而認不出我

It is I... Maul!

龍母: 他是無名之輩！

You probably didn't recognize me because of the metal legs.

別擔心！

He's no one!

你秘密多到數不清齁

Don't worry about it!

這誰？妳男友嗎？

Well you're just full of secrets aren't you!

她說不定是我的徒弟

Who's this? Your boyfriend?

說不定不是！

Maybe she's my apprentice.

你不會知道！

maybe she isn't!

這是個謎！

you don't know!

退後，小鹿角！

It's a mystery!

韓

Back off, Tiny Antlers!

大夥兒能快點嗎？

Han.

阿丘和我超無聊...

Hey guys could we hurry this up?

＊碰＊

Chewy and I are getting really bored at the...

＊吐血＊

*Blam*

我們在忙，給我們幾分鐘

*dies*

＊吼＊

We're kind of in the middle of something, Chewy, just give us a minute.

嗨嗨，怎麼啦怎麼啦

Rawr

藍道！你改變心意了嗎？

Hello! What have we here?

沒啦我就覺得現在很適合發表我的超skirt新MV

Lando! Did you have a change of heart?

這是台千年鷹

Not really I just thought now would be a good time to drop my new hit music video.

她成功急速走私

This is the falcon.

藍道卡利斯恩

It made the Kessel Run

別試著偷走她，韓

Lando Calrissian

太好了，藍道把戲都搶走了

Don't try to steal it, Han.

現在是怎樣？

Oh great! Now Lando is stealing the scene!

整部都亂掉了！

What is happening?!

我或許幫得上忙

This whole thing just feels weird!

嗨，我叫朗霍華

Perhaps I can be of some assistance!

現在開始由我執導

Hi. I'm Ron Howard.

我來把一切喬好

I'll be directing from here on out.

好

I'll take care of everything.

大家準備！

Okay.

關燈！

Okay stand by people!

攝影機準備！

Kill the lights!

然後...

Camera!

開拍！

And..

唉

Action!

這樣什麼都看不到！

*sigh*

就這樣，我放棄！

Now I can't see anything!

我不需要這些

That's it! I quit.

走，阿丘，我們去找個小酒館

I don't need this!

吼！

Come on, Chewy. Lets go find a cantina!

耶耶！用按鍵來點擊

Rwar!

耶耶！要訂閱按這裡

Yeah Yeah! Here got the button clicks

耶耶！HISHE能讓你笑

Yeah Yeah You should subscribe to this

耶耶！除非你壞脾氣

yeah yeah HISHE will make you laugh

謝謝收看耶

yeah yeah less you're the grumpy half.

下次再見耶

Thanks for watching yeah

按喜歡Whoo！

We'll see you next time yeah

我們會＊哈哈哈＊

Click the like like Whooo!

And we'll... *laughs*