you know him from 'Space Force' on Netflix,

你從Netflix的《太空力量》中認識他的。

Mandalorian, Bojack Horseman.

曼陀羅人，波傑克騎士。

Please welcome my very funny friend Asif Ali.

請歡迎我非常有趣的朋友阿西夫-阿里。

Asif, thank you for being here.

阿西夫，謝謝你能來這裡。

Oh man! You know what, Moses?

哦，天啊！ - 你知道嗎，摩西？你知道嗎，摩西？

This is exactly,

這正是。

this is exactly what I was,

這正是我。

what I was hoping for.

我所希望的。

To meet you in this setting

在這樣的環境中見到你

and finally get to see the inside of,

並終於可以看到裡面的。

of where you live and you didn't disappoint, man.

你住的地方，你沒有讓人失望，男人。

You didn't disappoint.

你沒有讓我失望。

You have the Saudi Orb that Trump

你有特朗普的沙特球

and those guys put their hands on.

和那些人把他們的手。

I'm really pumped about it.

我真的很激動。

I'm also in the book.

我也在書中。

I'm also in the book.

我也在書中。

You're in the book.

你在書中。

Let's see, did you do something fun for the book?

讓我們看看，你為這本書做了什麼有趣的事情嗎？

You look sad.

你看起來很悲傷。

No, just sad, it's a sad guy.

不，只是傷心，這是個傷心的傢伙。

So you just did exactly your DMV photo for that

所以，你只是做了你的車管所的照片完全為該

You know...

你知道...

(chuckles)

（笑）

But you know how you were on,

但你知道你是怎麼上的。

on the white page.

在白紙上。

I was, we got the, I got the Brown section here.

我是，我們得到了，我得到了棕色部分在這裡。

You got the Brown section.

你有棕色的部分。

Yeah.

是啊。

Give Hassan the full page.

給哈桑一個完整的版面。

Give him the full page.

給他完整的一頁。

I mean, he deserves it, you know.

我的意思是，他應該得到它，你知道。

He is an icon.

他是一個偶像。

And I love that they gave him,

我喜歡他們給他。

they picked the worst,

他們選擇了最差的。

for someone that is constantly lauded on his perfect hair.

對於一個不斷被稱讚的人 在他的完美的頭髮。

(chuckles)

（笑）

It was,

它是。

It looks embarrassing.

這看起來很尷尬。

This book is a take-down to Hassan Minhaj.

這本書是對哈桑-明哈吉的攻訐。

It's a full take down.

這是一個完整的拿下。

But his hair, and he the one time he didn't get a fade up,

但他的頭髮，和他那一次沒有淡定起來。

we got the sides going wild.

我們得到了雙方的瘋狂。

Oh man!

哦，夥計！

How are you doing?

你好嗎？

Because it feels like you've stayed busy

因為感覺你一直很忙

because you do a lot of voiceover work.

因為你做了很多配音工作。

You have an incredible voice.

你的聲音很好聽

I've been getting into the voice game.

我一直在進入語音遊戲。

I've been getting into the voice game.

我一直在進入語音遊戲。

I'm doing the show called 'Devil May Care' for Sci-Fi,

我在做科幻的節目《魔鬼可能會在乎》。

that will be out whenever they're done editing that.

這將是出 每當他們完成編輯，。

I did like a thing on 'The Star Trek', lower decks.

我確實喜歡'星際迷航'上的一個東西，下層甲板。

And what if I just continued doing that for 45 minutes?

如果我繼續做45分鐘呢？

Yeah, really good.

是的，真的很好。

The amount of things are on

事情的量是在

your shortlisting commercials you're on.

你的入圍廣告你在。

As you sink lower and lower in your chair.

當你在椅子上越陷越低的時候。

In high school, I ran the eight minute mile.

高中的時候，我跑了八分鐘的里程。

Yeah, absolutely, definitely, keep going.

是的，絕對的，肯定的，繼續前進。

But I'm, yeah, I've been doing voiceover.

但我，是的，我一直在做配音。

That's been fun.

這很有趣。

You're doing voiceover work.

你在做配音工作。

It seems like you got a really great job

看來你的工作很不錯

before the shutdown.

停業前。

You're on the Mandalorian.

你在曼陀羅人號上。

Yeah, I did the Mandalorian.

是的，我做了曼陀羅人。

That was a great gig.

這是一個偉大的演出。

They, they, it was so expensive.

他們，他們，太貴了。

And you know,

你也知道

you and I will , we'll usually do,

你和我，我們通常會做。

we'll do like an indie thing, right?

我們會做像一個獨立的事情，對不對？

Or like most normal television show, right?

還是像大多數普通的電視節目一樣吧？

Even like 'Sunnyside'.

甚至喜歡'陽光城'。

It's just a TV show.

這只是一個電視節目。

And it's like...

這就像...

Indie show, yeah.

獨立節目，是的。

You get that it's a TV show.

你知道這是一個電視節目。

Kal Penn at a couple of GoPros.

Kal Penn在幾臺GoPro。

And then you go on a show and you're like, Oh,

然後你去一個節目，你就會想，哦。

if this is the whole company,

如果這是整個公司。

this isn't just like a,

這不只是像一個。

or if this doesn't do well or whatever,

或者說如果這個做的不好什麼的。

we'll be fine.

我們會沒事的。

There's always pilot season.

總有試點的季節。

And then there's shows where it's like,

還有一些節目，它就像。

this is the fourth quarter.

這是第四季度。

We have merchandise,

我們有商品。

we have a whole, you know,

我們有一個整體，你知道，

a hundred million dollar ad campaign.

一個億的廣告活動。

We have a whole thing and if it's,

我們有一個整體的東西，如果它的。

if people are not wearing big dog size T-shirts,

如果人們不穿大狗碼T恤。

and these are not flying off the shelves,

而這些都不是從貨架上飛下來的。

our whole company will go under.

我們整個公司都會倒閉。

And so when you're working on a thing like that,

所以當你在做這樣一件事的時候。

I remember I got there and walking from the door

我記得我到了那裡，從門外走了出來。

to where our rooms are,

到我們的房間在哪裡。

we had to wear a full cloak with a hood

我們必須穿戴整齊的斗篷，帶著頭巾。

because where we were shooting,

因為我們拍攝的地方。

there was a particular part of like

有一個特定的部分，像

a highway overpass thing.

高速公路立交橋的事情。

And the lady was saying that people were camping out.

而那位女士說，人們在外面露營。

Like they were getting dropped off.

就像他們被丟棄了一樣。

Like paparazzi were driving and being like,

就像狗仔隊開著車，像。

I'll jump out grand theft auto style,

我會跳出俠盜獵車手的風格。

just to maybe get a long distance photo

只是為了可能得到一張遠距離的照片

of someone's random outfit.

的某人的隨機裝備。

And then some person who's so into 'Star Wars',

還有一些人對 "星球大戰 "非常感興趣。

can sort of put together like, Oh,

可以排序的放在一起喜歡，哦，

that guy's hat

那人的帽子

and his shoes means that he might be from this planet,

而他的鞋子意味著他可能來自這個星球。

which might mean that the story could be

這可能意味著這個故事可能是

about going from here,

關於從這裡走。

which might be that.

這可能是。

Cause they're, they're insane about it.

因為他們是，他們是瘋了吧。

So everyone wants a piece.

所以每個人都想得到一塊。

If you do anything that's Star Wars related,

如果你做任何與星戰有關的事情 If you do anything that's Star Wars related,

people wanna know things,

人們想知道的事情。

(indistict) there's whole websites that are just

(indistict)有整個網站，僅僅是。

about getting the exclusive.

關於獲得獨家。

So you had to wear a whole cap in the off chance

所以你必須戴著整頂帽子以防萬一。

that someone would be on a highway

竟然有人在公路上

and then pick up a blurry photo of you

然後拿起一張你的模糊照片。

and then piece together that you were one on this,

然後拼湊起來，你是一個在這。

and a crucial part of the story.

也是故事的關鍵部分。

And the crazy part is like, okay,

而瘋狂的部分是喜歡，好吧。

I can tell the guy getting dropped off

我可以告訴你，那個人是被送來的

and just being on a highway overpass, taking photos,

而只是在高速公路的立交橋上，拍照。

but then like,

但又喜歡。

how does he coordinate the pickup?

他是怎麼協調接機的？

Yeah.

是啊。

And if you've ever dropped anything on the highway,

如果你曾經在高速公路上掉過東西。

it's, it's you gotta take another 80 minute lap.

這是，這是你得采取 另一個80分鐘的圈。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

It's a very, it's a very tough thing.

這是一個非常，這是一個非常艱難的事情。

I'm doing, I'm like in the middle of doing a, a Marvel show.

我在做，我喜歡在中間 做一個，一個奇蹟的節目。

And so we shot 80% of that, and then.

所以我們拍了80%，然後。

It's just all credits.

這只是所有的學分。

This whole interview is just all credits.

整個採訪過程中，只是所有的功勞。

And we're bringing Jay Larson on and he's like,

我們請傑伊-拉爾森上場，他就像。

I dunno, I'm like a dad.

我不知道，我就像一個爸爸。

I have like a life.

我有喜歡的生活。

And so I only bring this up to say

所以我提出來只是想說

that when people take it that seriously,

當人們把它看得那麼重時。

like I was talking to a dude on there and they're like,

就像我跟一個傢伙在那裡，他們就像，

it's like a double edged sword of like,

這就像一把雙刃劍的喜歡。

you don't want that kind of craziness while you're making

你不希望那種瘋狂的，而你在做

the show because people are like trying

節目，因為人們都喜歡嘗試

to sneak into everyone's Instagram,

來潛入大家的Instagram。

to try to like put clues together,

嘗試像把線索放在一起。

like their detectives.

像他們的偵探。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

Are you the before picture of Kumail Nanjiani?

你是庫邁爾-南吉安尼的之前的照片嗎？

You did your bucket?

你做了你的桶？

I went out for it.

我是為了它而去的。

It was a very offensive other shit.

這是一個非常令人反感的其他狗屎。

This is the pre-protein shake version.

這是前蛋白奶昔的版本。

(indistinct)

(聽不清)

Well, you do some re-shoots with the beginning of this.

好吧，你用這個開頭做一些重拍。

You're not strong enough.

你還不夠強壯。

And I'm like, I'll show you.

我很喜歡，我會告訴你。

(Chuckles)

（笑聲）

It should be a credit.

應該是個功勞。

Just the before picture of Kamala and Johnny.

只是卡馬拉和約翰尼之前的照片。

If people know exactly what you're going in for.

如果人們清楚地知道你要去做什麼。

Can I tell you something?

我可以告訴你一些事情嗎？

Before I finish that.

在我完成這個之前。

I cannot stress to you how many times

我無法向你強調多少次

and this is even with glasses onset

即使戴上眼鏡也是如此

and this might be subconsciously

而這可能是潛意識裡

why I wear the glasses too.

為什麼我也戴眼鏡。

How many times people will come up to me,

多少次，人們會走過來找我。

I guess in LA,

我想在洛杉磯。

it's like an LA thing, and be like, Oh,

這就像一個洛杉磯的事情，並像，哦，

you did a great job in the thing

你做了一個偉大的工作在事情

that I definitely wasn't in.

我絕對不在其中。

Yes, I want to share with you,

是的，我想和你分享。

I brought this up.

是我提出來的。

Not cause me, me flaming racist,

不是因為我，我是個種族主義者。

but I was at a show with you at Westwood,

但我和你一起參加了在Westwood的演出

and they were like from Silicon Valley

他們就像來自硅谷

and they brought you up thinking you were,

他們把你養大，以為你是。

this was like you were on 'Silicon Valley'.

這就像你在 "硅谷"。

Okay. So let's go.

好吧，那我們走吧

I was just trying to cancel myself for a second.

我只是想取消自己一秒鐘。

Later I was, later I was on 'Silicon Valley',

後來我是，後來我上了《硅谷》。

but that,

但那。

This was year one.

這是第一年。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

And this is what I've become now.

這就是我現在的樣子。

I just agree.

我只是同意。

Just so you don't pull the rip cord.

只是為了讓你不拉扯繩子。

You don't say, Oh no,

你不說，哦，不。

it's actually not made because

其實這不是因為

it's like, yeah,

這就像，是的。

if you don't,

如果你不這樣做。

if you're not going to do the work

不幹則已，一干到底

and you're going to have

而你將會有

what I call white people blindness,

我所說的白種人盲目性。

they just like a brown glasses done, done.

他們只是喜歡一個棕色的眼鏡完成，完成。

All you have to do is be like,

你要做的就是像。

Hey, did you work on that thing?

嘿，你有沒有在那件事上工作？

That's truly all that you have to say.

這真是你要說的全部。

Give yourself an out.

給自己一個出。

Don't be so sure.

別這麼肯定

Even, even when I introduced your credits at the beginning,

甚至，即使我一開始介紹你的功勞。

I was like, BoJack Gore's everything said

我當時想，博傑克-戈爾的一切都說過了。

by the rising intonation.

由升調。

I just feel like there is a, an agreement though,

我只是覺得雖然有一個，協議。

amongst all people who get confused

眾裡尋他千百度，驀然回首，那人卻在燈火闌珊處

for the other person,

為對方。

where we just,

在那裡，我們只是。

we are on our best behavior.

我們是在我們最好的行為。

We just say yes we're on our best behavior.

我們只是說是的，我們是在我們最好的行為。

And then we just.

然後我們就。

Doesn't this give you kind of a license to be a huge dick?

這不是給了你當大屌的許可嗎？

Like you could, you could, if someone's like, Oh, okay.

就像你可以，你可以， 如果有人的喜歡，哦，好吧。

Yeah, this is obviously Cal pen.

是的，這顯然是卡爾筆。

Then you're just like,

那麼你就像。

yeah man, working for the Obama administration was bullshit.

是啊，男人，工作 奧巴馬政府是廢話。

The guy's are fake man.

這傢伙的是假的人。

He would totally go to pizza restaurants all the time.

他完全會一直去披薩店。

And then people like,

然後人們喜歡。

he's lost it.

他失去了它。

It gives you this freedom.

它給你這種自由。

Are you ever tempted?

你有沒有受到過誘惑？

You know what?

你知道嗎？

If I was really evil,

如果我真的是邪惡的。

that would be the move

此舉

to take each and every other Indian actor in LA down.

把洛杉磯的每一個其他印度演員都幹掉。

And be like, are you, you worked in a,

而且是像，你，你在一個工作。

you were in 'Lovebirds', right?

你是在 "愛情鳥"，對不對？

And I go, yeah.

我去，是的。

But also, I love white supremacy.

但是，我也喜歡白人至上主義。

When are we bringing that back?

我們什麼時候把它帶回來？

Make sure to tell your friends.

一定要告訴你的朋友。

And I definitely said that.

而且我肯定說過。

I met this guy, Moses Storm on the set of 'Lovebirds',

我在《愛情鳥》的片場遇到了這個人，摩西-斯托姆。

great way to plug myself as being in that movie.

很好的方式來插入自己作為在那部電影。

And he opened my mind up about white people

他讓我對白人有了新的認識

and that, you know,

而這，你知道的。

they're burning and they shouldn't be alive.

他們在燃燒，他們不應該活著。

They shouldn't be outside.

他們不應該在外面。

And I really think they have a point.

而且我真的覺得他們說的很有道理。

Anyway, I'm going to this rally.

總之，我要去參加這次集會。

And honestly, you may not want to work

說實話，你可能不想工作了

with me in the future,

與我未來。

but there's probably a guy out there with glasses

但也有可能是一個人在那裡與眼鏡。

that you should probably definitely book.

你可能應該肯定預訂。

It's so cool to see you getting these huge jobs

看到你得到這麼大的工作真是太酷了。

because I mean,

因為我的意思是。

you and I have come up exactly at the same time.

你和我同時出現在同一時間。

I feel like where we've been on sets

我覺得像我們在片場的地方

that are just exactly as you're saying,

就像你說的那樣。

these indie things

這些獨立的東西