WELCOME OUR FIRST GUEST, AN AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR, TELEVISION

歡迎我們的第一位嘉賓，一位獲獎的作家、電視人。

PERSONALITY AND RENOWNED CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGIST.

個性和知名臨床心理學家。

VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND THE SHOW.

我非常好的朋友和節目。

WE'RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE HIM IN THE STUDIO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN

我們很高興他第一次來到工作室。

A LONG TIME, PLEASE WELCOME THE INCOMPARABLE DR. PHIL McGRAW.

長久以來，請歡迎不可多得的博士。PHIL McGRAW.

(APPLAUSE) >> HI GUYS.

(掌聲) >> 嗨，夥計們。

(APPLAUSE) >> HI GUYS.

(掌聲) >> 嗨，夥計們。

>> James: HEY DR. PHIL.

>> 詹姆斯。嘿，博士。菲爾。

THANKS FOR BEING-- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

謝謝你的存在 -- 一切都好嗎？

>> YEAH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

>> 是啊，你是什麼意思。

WHAT WOULDN'T BE OKAY?

有什麼不可以的？

>> James: SORRY, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU MIGHT BE A BIT OFF.

>> 詹姆斯。對不起，它只是看起來像你可能是一個有點關閉。

>> WELL, TO BE HONEST, JAMES, I FEEL A BIT OFF.

>> 好吧，說實話，詹姆斯，我覺得有點過了。

AM I LOUD ENOUGH?

我的聲音夠大嗎？

>> James: HANG ON A SECOND.

>> 詹姆斯。等一下。

WHY IS DR. PHIL-- CAN WE GET DR. PHIL A PROPER MICROPHONE?

為什麼是博士？PHIL -- 我們可以得到博士。菲爾一個合適的手機？

CAN WE GET HIM A MICROPHONE?

我們能不能給他一個手機？

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> James: NO.

>> 詹姆斯。沒有。

>> WITH ALL THESE-- .

>> 與所有這些 -

>> James: WAIT.

>> 詹姆斯。等待。

>> OH, I'M SORRY.

>> 哦，我很抱歉。

>> James: THAT'S IT, DON'T NEED THAT ANY MORE.

>> 詹姆斯。就是這樣，不需要了。

>> WITH ALL THESE NEW COVID GUIDE LINES AND PROTOCOLS AT

>> 與所有這些新的COVID指南和程序在一起。

YOUR SHOW, THERE IS NO HAIR, THERE IS NO MAKEUP PEOPLE.

你的節目，沒有頭髮， 沒有化妝的人。

THERE ARE NO PRODUCERS BACKSTAGE TO MIC ME UP AND WALK ME THROUGH

沒有製片人在後臺給我發話筒，帶我走過。

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

發生了什麼事？

I HAD TO FIGURE OUT EVERYTHING ON MY OWN.

我得自己想辦法解決所有的事情。

>> James: I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, IT IS JUST IN ORDER TO DO

>> 詹姆斯。我很抱歉，這只是為了做。

THE SHOW LIKE THIS, EVERYONE, ALL THE STAFF HAVE TO HAVE

像這樣的節目，每個人，所有的工作人員都必須有。

MINIMAL CONTACT WITH GUESTS.

儘量減少與客人的接觸。

I'M SHOOTING NOW FROM A REMOTE LOCATION JUST FOR SAFETY.

為了安全起見，我現在就在一個偏遠的地方射擊。

>> YEAH, NO [BLEEP] BUT I'M HERE.

>> 是的，沒有[嗶]，但我在這裡。

YOU ARE SAFE BUT I'M HERE.

你是安全的，但我在這裡。

JUST SO YOU'RE SAFE, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERSES.

只是為了讓你安全，這是最重要的。

I'M NOT SURE IF YOU CAN TELL BUT I ACTUALLY DID MY OWN MAKEUP

我不知道你能不能說出來，但我真的做了我自己的化妝。

TONIGHT.

今晚。

>> James: WELL, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT-- ARE YOU WEARING

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，既然你提到了 -- 你是不是穿的是

LIPSTICK.

脣膏。

>> IT'S REVLON CORAL.

>> 它的REVLON CORAL。

>> James: WELL, YOU DON'T NORMALLY WEAR LIPSTICK EVEN WHEN

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，你通常不穿 脣膏，即使是在。

PEOPLE DO YOUR MAKEUP.

人們做你的化妝。

>> LOOK MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING.

>> 看，夥計，我不知道我在做什麼。

I HAD TO WATCH A JEFFREE STAR MAKEUP TUTORIAL.

我不得不看一個JEFFREE明星化妝教程。

HE SAID IF YOU HAVE POUTY LIPS YOU WANT TO WEAR A BOLD COLOR TO

他說，如果你的嘴脣不好看，你要穿一個大膽的顏色。

BRING OUT YOUR CHEEK BONES.

拿出你的顴骨。

>> James: YOUR SHIRT IS UNTUCKED.

>> 詹姆斯。你的襯衫是UNTUCKED。

I MEAN PHIL, THE YOUR WHOLE CAREER IS BASED ON BASICALLY

我是說，菲爾，你的整個職業生涯都是基於基本的

GIVING PEOPLE LIFE ADVICE, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO TIE A TIE

給人們的生活建議，你怎麼不知道怎麼打領帶？

OR DRESS YOURSELF.

或者穿上自己的衣服。

>> OKAY, JAMES, WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT KNOW IS WHAT WE IN

>> 好吧，詹姆斯，你正在做的事情知道是什麼，我們在。

THE PSYCHOLOGY COMMUNITY CALL DEFLECTING.

心理學界的社區呼叫DFLECTING。

YOU ARE CLEARLY ANGRY AT YOUR PARENTS AND YOU ARE TRYING TO

你顯然對你的父母感到憤怒，你試圖

DEFLECT IT BACK ON ME.

把它反射到我身上。

>> James: BUT NO, THAT'S-- I'M NOT ANGRY AT MY PARENTS.

>> 詹姆斯。但是，不，那是 - 我不生氣我的父母。

NOT AT ALL.

一點也不。

LET'S MOVE ON.

讓我們繼續前進。

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

BUT FIRST, CAN I BORROW YOUR MUG OVER THERE?

但首先，我可以借用你的杯子在那裡？

>> James: NO, YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN MUG RIGHT THERE, SO, THERE

>> 詹姆斯。不，你已經得到了你自己的杯子就在那裡，所以，有。

IS A MUG THAT IS ASSIGNED TO YOU.

是一個分配給你的杯子。

YOU CAN'T DRINK OUT OF NIBBLES' MUG.

你不能喝出NIBBLES的杯子。

>> OH, IT'S NOT FOR DRINKING.

>> 哦，這不是用來喝酒的。

NO ONE BACKSTAGE WOULD PAINT ME TO A BATHROOM.

沒有一個後臺會把我畫到浴室去。

>> James: OH MY-- DR. PHIL, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

>> 詹姆斯。哦，我的 - 博士。菲爾，你怎麼了？

>> I DON'T KNOW JAMES, I FEEL DIZZY.

>> 我不知道詹姆斯，我覺得頭暈。

I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO EAT BEFORE COMING HERE AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T

我還沒來得及吃，就來了，而你們卻沒吃。

EVEN HAVE THE DECEMBERENCEEE TO PUT ANY FOOD IN MY DAMN DRESSING

甚至有 DECEMBERENCEE把任何食物在我該死的衣服。

ROOM.

房間：

>> THAT IS PART OF THE NEW GUIDE LINES.

>> 這是新指南的一部分。

YOU CAN'T HAVE OPEN FOOD SITTING OUT.

你不能在外面吃露天食品。

>> BULL [BLEEP], I'M STARVING.

>> 牛牛，我餓了。

I WILL NOT CONTINUE THIS INTERVIEW UNTIL I HAVE SOMETHING

我不會繼續這個採訪，直到我有一些東西。

STO EAT.

STO吃。

>> James: RIGHT BUT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A TAPING.

>> 詹姆斯。但我們正在錄製中。

HE CAN CAN'T JUST STOP THE TAPING.

他不能只是停止錄音。

>> TO VEGGIE PLATTER, NO CHATTER.

>> 到蔬菜板，沒有哈拉。

>> James: DON'T YOU WANT TO.

>> 詹姆斯。你不想。

>> NO COLD CUT SLICE, NO MEDICAL ADVICE.

>> 無冷切片，無醫療建議。

>> James: I THINK YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE OVER THE TOP HERE PHIL.

>> 詹姆斯。我覺得你有點過頭了，菲爾。

>> NO COFFEE REFILL, NO DR. PHIL.

>> 沒有咖啡續杯，沒有博士。PHIL.

>> James: SO THAT IS IT THEN?

>> 詹姆斯。所以這就是它呢？

YOU ARE GOING TO STOP?

你要停下來嗎？

>> NO CHEESE PLATE, NO INTERVIEW >> James: THAT ONE DOESN'T

>> 沒有奶酪盤，沒有采訪 >> 詹姆斯：那一個不

EVEN RHYME.

甚至RHYME。

>> WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE A PREINTERVIEW TO GET ANY FEEDBACK

>> 好吧，我沒有預審得到任何反饋。

SO I AM MAKING THIS UP AS I GH ALONG BUT HOLD ON, HOLD OP

所以，我正在做這個，因為我的身邊，但堅持，堅持的OP

SORRY, SORRY.

對不起，對不起。

>> YEAH, YEAH, SORRY, JAMES, I GOT TO SWITCH.

>> 是的，是的，對不起，詹姆斯，我得切換。

>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED THE

>> 詹姆斯。你是什麼意思，我們還沒有開始。

INTERVIEW.

採訪：

>> WELL, SINCE YOUR SHOW DECIDED TO CHEAP OUT AND NOT PROVIDE ME

>> 好吧，既然你的節目決定偷工減料，不提供給我。

WITH A CAR SERVICE I HAD TO HIRE AN UBER TO TAKE ME, HE IS

與汽車服務，我不得不聘請了一個UBER採取我，他是。

SITTING OUT FRONT WAITING FOR ME THE WHOLE TIME.

坐在前面等我的全部時間。

SO FAR THIS APPEARANCE IS COSTING $37 AND THREE TUBES OF

到目前為止，這個外觀是花費37美元和三管的。

LIPSTICK.

脣膏。

>> James: DON'T YOU AT LEAST JUST WANT TO PLUG YOUR SHOW.

>> 詹姆斯。你不至少只是想插上你的節目。

>> OH YEAH, RIGHT, WATCH DR. PHIL WEEKDAYS, ALSO

>> 哦，是的，對了，看博士。 菲爾週報，還

EVERYBODY STOP CALLING ME DADDY ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

大家不要再在社交媒體上叫我爸爸了。

THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO GET TO CALL ME DADDY ARE MY KIDS, WELL, AND

唯一能叫我爸爸的人是我的孩子們，好吧，還有。

MY WIFE ON OUR ANNIVERSARY.

我的妻子在我們的週年紀念日。

>> James: OKAY LOOK, WE CAN SORT THIS OUT.

>> 詹姆斯。OKAY LOOK，我們可以解決這個問題。

LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP.

讓我們給你清理一下。

AND THEN WE'LL HAVE, JUST STICK AROUND FOR ONE MINUTE WE'LL HAVE

然後我們就可以了，只要堅持一分鐘，我們就可以了。

A PROPER CHAT RIGHT AFTER THIS BREAK, OKAY?

一個適當的哈拉後這個休息，好嗎？