Name: James Wanna See It (James Wanna See It)
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T19:49:18.000Z
Duration: 6 min 18 s

( APPLAUSE ) SO I SAID TO THE STAFF, I SAID,

（掌聲）所以我對工作人員說，我說：

GUYS, -- I SAID, GUYS, HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE.

夥計們， - 我說，夥計們，這就是我想看到的。

I SAID I WANNA SEE A WHEEL, A WHEEL I WANNA SEE.

我說我想看個輪子，我想看個輪子。

THEY SANITIZED IT AND SENT IT OVER AND BANG, THAT'S A WHEEL I

他們把它消毒，然後送過來，砰，那是一個輪子。

SO THESE ARE THINGS WHAT JAMES WANNA SEE.

所以這些都是詹姆斯想看到的東西。

SO I'M GOING TO GIVE THIS A SPIN AND SEE WHAT IT LANDS ON AND IF

所以，我要給這個旋轉，看看它的土地上，如果。

JAMES WANNA看到它，JAMES WANNA看到它。

SO THE QUESTION IS DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

所以問題是詹姆斯想不想看到它。

A RABBIT WHOSE BODY IS A SINGLE HUMAN LEG.

一隻兔子的身體就是一條人的腿。

>> 詹姆斯。你在這個位置上，伊安。

FORGET THE GAME'S CALLED JAMES " WANNA SEE IT."

"忘了遊戲叫詹姆斯" "想看看它。"

IMAGINE YOU GET A TEXT THAT SAID GOT A PICTURE OF SNOOPY.

想象一下，你得到一個文本，說得到了一個圖片的SNOOPY。

YOUR REPLY SHOULD BE IT'S NOT IMPORTANT WHETHER I WANNA SEE

你的回答應該是，我想不想看並不重要。

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME -- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE BEEN

這是第一次... 這是第一次，我們已經被。

DOING THIS SHOW WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE AND I'M, LIKE, WE CAN'T

做這個節目沒有聽眾，我，喜歡，我們不能。

把這個在電視上，我們可以嗎？

( LAUGHTER ) DAVE, YOU HAVING THAT FEELING?

>> James: DON'T GIVE A (  BLEEP  ), DAVE!

>> 詹姆斯：不要給一個（BLEEP），戴夫！

讓我們來找找看，詹姆斯想看嗎？

OKAY, KELSEY GRAMMER ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHING HIMSELF

好吧，凱爾西-格萊姆意外地衝洗自己

>> James: NO, IF YOU DON'T WANNA SEE IT, YOU DON'T WANNA

>> 詹姆斯。不，如果你不想看到它，你不希望

>> James: I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, YOU DON'T WANNA SEET

>> James:我問了你一個問題，你不願意看到的

SORRY, EVERYONE, REG SAID WE CAN'T SEE IT.

對不起，各位，瑞格說我們看不到它。

THE WHEEL -- NO ONE WILL BELIEVE THAT THAT'S TRUE, MIKE.

輪子 -- 沒人會相信那是真的，邁克。

A FRANKENSTEIN ACTING LIKE HE DROWNED DRAG L.A. I WANT TO ASK

我想問一下，弗蘭肯斯坦的行為就像他扔下了拉格-洛杉磯。

暫停，你只在特定的部分進入。

( LAUGHTER ) YOU ONLY COME IN WHEN SAFETY AND

你只有在安全與否的情況下才會進來

STANDARDS SAY YOU CAN, AND IT'S IMPORTANT FOR PEOPLE TO

標準說你可以，而且對人們來說很重要。

UNDERSTAND THE REASON YOU'RE HERE IS BECAUSE OF THIS BIT.

明白你在這裡的原因是由於這一點。

BECAUSE GOD KNOWS HOW THIS GENIUS WOULD WORK IF YOU WERE

因為上帝知道如果你是這個天才會如何工作。

IF DON CHEADLE WAS TURNED INTO A WHEELBARROW -- PETE, DO YOU

如果唐-柴爾德被變成了一輛手推車 -- 佩特，你知道嗎？

>> 並不是說這很重要，但是是的。

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