( APPLAUSE ) SO I SAID TO THE STAFF, I SAID,

（掌聲）所以我對工作人員說，我說：

GUYS, -- I SAID, GUYS, HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE.

夥計們， - 我說，夥計們，這就是我想看到的。

THEY SAID, HANG ON, YOU'RE ON MUTE.

他們說，等一下，你在靜音。

I SAID, SORRY.

我說，對不起。

OKAY.

好的。

I CAME OFF MUTE.

我關閉了靜音。

I SAID, I WANT TO SEE A WHEEL.

我說，我想看看輪子。

THEY SAID COOL.

他們說很酷。

I SAID I WANNA SEE A WHEEL, A WHEEL I WANNA SEE.

我說我想看個輪子，我想看個輪子。

THEY SANITIZED IT AND SENT IT OVER AND BANG, THAT'S A WHEEL I

他們把它消毒，然後送過來，砰，那是一個輪子。

WANNA SEE.

想看看。

SO THESE ARE THINGS WHAT JAMES WANNA SEE.

所以這些都是詹姆斯想看到的東西。

SO I'M GOING TO GIVE THIS A SPIN AND SEE WHAT IT LANDS ON AND IF

所以，我要給這個旋轉，看看它的土地上，如果。

JAMES WANNA SEE IT, JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

JAMES WANNA看到它，JAMES WANNA看到它。

IN THIS SITUATION, I AM JAMES.

在這種情況下，我是詹姆斯。

THE JAMES IS ME.

詹姆斯是我。

IT IS I.

它是我。

SO THE QUESTION IS DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

所以問題是詹姆斯想不想看到它。

LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

讓我們來看看。

A RABBIT WHOSE BODY IS A SINGLE HUMAN LEG.

一隻兔子的身體就是一條人的腿。

( LAUGHTER ) DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?

（笑）詹姆斯想看看嗎？

♪ ♪ JAMES WANNA SEE IT!

JAMES WANNA SEE IT！

( APPLAUSE ) OKAY.

( 掌聲 ) OKAY.

SNOOPY GOT BACK.

SNOOPY GOT BACK.

IAN, DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?

IAN，你想看看嗎？

>> DON'T PUT ME IN THIS POSITION.

>> 不要把我放在這個位置上。

>> James: YOU'RE IN THE POSITION, IAN.

>> 詹姆斯。你在這個位置上，伊安。

FORGET THE GAME'S CALLED JAMES " WANNA SEE IT."

"忘了遊戲叫詹姆斯" "想看看它。"

IMAGINE YOU GET A TEXT THAT SAID GOT A PICTURE OF SNOOPY.

想象一下，你得到一個文本，說得到了一個圖片的SNOOPY。

DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT.

你想看到它。

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> 我不知道。

>> James: IT'S IRRELEVANT.

>> 詹姆斯。這是無關緊要的。

YOUR REPLY SHOULD BE IT'S NOT IMPORTANT WHETHER I WANNA SEE

你的回答應該是，我想不想看並不重要。

IT, DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

它，是詹姆斯想看到它。

SO DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?

所以，你想看看嗎？

>> IT'S COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

>> 這完全是無關緊要的。

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THIS FEELS WEIRD

（笑） >> 詹姆斯：這感覺怪異

DOING IT WITHOUT -- ( LAUGHTER )

做它沒有 - （笑）。

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME -- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE BEEN

這是第一次... 這是第一次，我們已經被。

DOING THIS SHOW WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE AND I'M, LIKE, WE CAN'T

做這個節目沒有聽眾，我，喜歡，我們不能。

PUT THIS ON TV, CAN WE?

把這個在電視上，我們可以嗎？

( LAUGHTER ) DAVE, YOU HAVING THAT FEELING?

戴夫，你有那種感覺嗎？

>> LITTLE BIT.

>> 一點點。

>> James: YEAH?

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH？

ASIDE FROM THAT, DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?

除此之外，你想看看嗎？

>> I DO WANNA SEE IT.

>> 我想看看它。

>> James: DON'T GIVE A ( BLEEP ), DAVE!

>> 詹姆斯：不要給一個（BLEEP），戴夫！

LET'S FIND OW, DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

讓我們來找找看，詹姆斯想看嗎？

( BLEEP ).

( BLEEP ).

( SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ) IT!

（懸疑音樂）它！

( APPLAUSE ) ( CLICKING )

(掌聲) (點擊)

OKAY, KELSEY GRAMMER ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHING HIMSELF

好吧，凱爾西-格萊姆意外地衝洗自己

DOWN THE TOILETTE.

在洗碗機上。

YOU WANNA SEE IT, REG?

你想看嗎，雷格？

>> Reggie: NO.

>> 雷吉：不。

>> James: NO?

>> 詹姆斯。沒有？

ALL RIGHT, REG DOESN'T WANNA SEET IT.

好吧，雷格不想見它。

>> Reggie: WAIT.

>> 雷吉：等待。

>> James: NO, IF YOU DON'T WANNA SEE IT, YOU DON'T WANNA

>> 詹姆斯。不，如果你不想看到它，你不希望

SEE IT.

看到它。

>> Reggie: BUT IT'S YOU.

>> 但它是你。

>> James: I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, YOU DON'T WANNA SEET

>> James:我問了你一個問題，你不願意看到的

IT.

IT：

WE WON'T SEE IT.

我們不會看到它。

SORRY, EVERYONE, REG SAID WE CAN'T SEE IT.

對不起，各位，瑞格說我們看不到它。

( BOOING ) OH!

（噓）哦！

OH!

哦！

OH, AND IT'S COME BACK AROUND!

哦，它又回來了！

EVEN THE WHEEL DISRESPECTS YOU!

連輪子都不尊重你!

THE WHEEL -- NO ONE WILL BELIEVE THAT THAT'S TRUE, MIKE.

輪子 -- 沒人會相信那是真的，邁克。

DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?

詹姆斯想看嗎？

( SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ) STILL NO.

（懸疑音樂）仍然沒有。

NO.

號碼：

DON'T WANNA SEET IT.

我不想看到它。

A FRANKENSTEIN ACTING LIKE HE DROWNED DRAG L.A. I WANT TO ASK

我想問一下，弗蘭肯斯坦的行為就像他扔下了拉格-洛杉磯。

THE ROOM, DOES THE ROOM WANT TO SEET IT?

房間，房間想看嗎？

THE ANSWER SIT DOESN'T MATTER!

答案站點並不重要!

THANK YOU, DAVE!

謝謝你，戴夫！

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE PAYING ATTENTION!

你是唯一一個注意的人！

PAUSE YOU ONLY COME IN ON SPECIFIC BITS.

暫停，你只在特定的部分進入。

( LAUGHTER ) YOU ONLY COME IN WHEN SAFETY AND

你只有在安全與否的情況下才會進來

STANDARDS SAY YOU CAN, AND IT'S IMPORTANT FOR PEOPLE TO

標準說你可以，而且對人們來說很重要。

UNDERSTAND THE REASON YOU'RE HERE IS BECAUSE OF THIS BIT.

明白你在這裡的原因是由於這一點。

BECAUSE GOD KNOWS HOW THIS GENIUS WOULD WORK IF YOU WERE

因為上帝知道如果你是這個天才會如何工作。

DOING IT REMOTELY ON ZOOM!

用ZOOM遠程操作!

DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?

詹姆斯想看嗎？

I'VE GOT TO BE IN THE ROOM.

我一定要在房間裡。

JAMES WANNA SEE IT!

詹姆斯想看看！

( APPLAUSE ) OKAY.

( 掌聲 ) OKAY.

IF DON CHEADLE WAS TURNED INTO A WHEELBARROW -- PETE, DO YOU

如果唐-柴爾德被變成了一輛手推車 -- 佩特，你知道嗎？

WANNA SEE IT?

想看看嗎？

>> I KIND OF DO.

>> 我也想。

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: DO YOU?

（笑） >> 詹姆斯：你呢？

YOU WANNA SEE IT?

你想看嗎？

>> NOT THAT IT MATTERS, BUT YEAH.

>> 並不是說這很重要，但是是的。

>> James: IT DOES MATTER.

>> 詹姆斯。這很重要。

IT MATTERS TO ME.

這對我很重要。

IT DOESN'T.

它沒有。

I'M LYING, OF COURSE IT DOESN'T.

我在撒謊，當然，它沒有。

IT'S CALLED DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

這就是所謂的 "詹姆斯想看嗎"。

LET'S FIND OUT, DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

讓我們來看看，詹姆斯想看看它。

( SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ) JAMES WANNA SEE IT!

（懸疑音樂）詹姆斯想看到它！

THAT'S IT!

就是這樣！

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING BUT THAT WAS DON

我不知道你在期待什麼，但這是唐

CHEADLE TURNED INTO A WHEELBARROW.

車頭變成了手推車。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

我們馬上回來！