going around Rockefeller Center right now.

現在正在洛克菲勒中心轉悠

Mm-hmm. They're doing

嗯哼。他們正在做

the MTV Music Awards tonight.

今晚的MTV音樂獎。

Right, that's today. They're shooting over there,

對，就是今天。他們在那裡拍攝。

it's a big thing, the place is cordoned off and...

這是一件大事，這個地方被封鎖了，而且... ...

Well, you know, Rock & Roll was in the news lately.

嗯，你知道，搖滾樂是最近的新聞。

Right! I don't know if people

對啊!我不知道如果人們

are aware of this, but just a couple of days ago,

是知道的，但就在幾天前。

the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame

搖滾名人堂

had its big grand opening in Cleveland, Ohio.

在俄亥俄州克利夫蘭市舉行了盛大的開幕式。

This is just a... Yeah! (crowd cheering)

這只是一個...吔！（人群歡呼）

It was a big, big deal.

這是一個很大很大的問題。

They had a giant ceremony, the rock bands played.

他們舉行了一個巨大的儀式，搖滾樂隊演奏。

Yeah, it was huge! They put on a big show,

是的，這是巨大的！他們上演了一場大戲。

they opened the place to the public.

他們向公眾開放了這個地方。

Right! All these great exhibits.

是啊！所有這些偉大的展覽。

And well, I thought that our show should do something on,

我覺得我們的節目應該做一些事情。

so, I actually went, I'm a big Rock & Roll fan.

所以，我真的去了，我是個搖滾迷。

Yeah! I went to Cleveland,

是的，我去了克利夫蘭我去了克利夫蘭

and I brought a camera crew.

我還帶了一個攝製組。

Ladies and gentlemen, to give you

女士們，先生們，給你們

all the exclusive scoop on the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame

所有關於搖滾名人堂的獨家獨家新聞。

and... Well, this is what I found. Take a look!

還有...嗯，這是我發現的。看看吧！

(rock & roll music)

(搖滾樂)

This is Ileen Shepard Gallagher,

我是Ileen Shepard Gallagher,

she's the director of exhibits here at the museum,

她是博物館的展覽總監。

and she's very kindly agreed to show us around. Let's go!

她非常友好地同意帶我們參觀。我們走吧！

(rock & roll music continues)

（搖滾音樂繼續）

Do you feel that it's a little foolish

你覺得這樣做是不是有點傻？

to build a monument to Rock & Roll

為 "搖滾 "立碑

when it probably only,

當它可能只。

it's not gonna last this Rock & Roll?

它不會持續這個搖滾？

It's probably got six more months left

可能還有六個月的時間

and then it's jazz again, don't you think?

然後它的爵士樂再次，你不覺得嗎？

No! (rock & roll music continues)

不！（搖滾音樂繼續）

I'm here in the stadium where they're gonna have

我在這裡的體育場，他們要在那裡有

the big Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Concert and...

盛大的搖滾名人堂音樂會和...

Well, I think,

嗯，我想。

be really great to get up there on the stage

能上臺表演，真是太爽了

and talk to some of the talent up there,

並與上面的一些人才交談。

but we don't have clearance.

但我們沒有權限。

You know, we kinda screwed up, we didn't get any, so.

你知道，我們有點搞砸了，我們沒有得到任何，所以。

But I think someone over there is interviewing

但我覺得那邊有人在採訪

Martha Reeves of Martha and the Vandellas,

瑪莎和範德拉斯的瑪莎-裡維斯。

someone who does have clearance.

一個有權限的人。

I think he can...

我想他可以...

So, actually, maybe we can just kinda listen in,

所以，其實，也許我們可以只是有點聽進去。

see if we can hear what,

看看我們能不能聽到什麼。

what she has to say, see if...

她有什麼要說的，看看是否... ...

(frog ribbits) (audience laughing)

（青蛙肋骨）（觀眾笑）。

Not!

不！

Not too long ago, you were up on stage,

不久前，你還在臺上。

you were doing an interview?

你在做一個採訪？

Yes. What were they asking you?

是的，他們在問你什麼？他們在問你什麼？

Well, they were asking me how I felt about being here.

他們問我在這裡的感覺如何。

How do you feel about being here?

你在這裡的感覺如何？

Who was I looking forward to seeing?

我期待著看到誰？

Who are you excited to see? (audience laughing)

你想看誰？（觀眾笑）

All right, I-

好吧，我...

I can't figure out if this is an exhibit

我不知道這是不是一個展覽品

for the Everly Brothers or the Corleone Family.

為埃弗裡兄弟或柯里昂家族。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

This is an interactive part of the hall of fame.

這是名人堂的互動環節。

I guess this machine here, you can pick a time.

我想這臺機器在這裡，你可以選擇一個時間。

I guess I'll try the 70s right here,

我想我還是在這裡試試70年代吧。

and then, once you pick the 70s,

然後，一旦你選擇70年代。

it gives you a selection here,

它給你一個選擇。

you can listen to anything, I'll try Black Sabbath.

你可以聽任何東西， 我將嘗試黑色安息日。

(hard rock music)

(硬核音樂)

I'm here in the hospitality tent.

我在這裡的招待帳篷裡。

This is where all the greats in Rock & Roll

這裡是所有偉大的搖滾樂的地方。

are gonna be hanging out during the big show.

是要去掛出 在大展期間。

And, well, this place is probably,

而且，這個地方可能是。

gonna be privy to some real backstage decadence.

會是私人的一些真正的後臺頹廢。

You can tell over here, they've got

你可以告訴在這裡，他們已經得到了。

Raisin Bran, (audience laughing) Rice Krispies,

葡萄乾麥麩，（觀眾笑）米果糖。

original organic soy beverage.

原生態有機大豆飲料。

And this one right here, Honey in a Bear.

而這個就在這裡，《熊出沒的蜂蜜》。

I wonder if you could help me out?

不知道你能不能幫我？

I'm looking for the, a drumstick exhibit.

我在找，一個鼓槌展覽。

Do you know where that is?

你知道那是哪裡嗎？

Right here!

就在這裡！

Oh, son of a gun!

哦，槍的兒子！

There it is, that's incredible.

就是這樣，太不可思議了。

(audience laughing) Do you like honey?

(觀眾笑)你喜歡蜂蜜嗎？

I like honey, and I like Blueberry muffins,

我喜歡蜂蜜，我喜歡藍莓鬆餅。

see one right there?

看到一個在那裡？

And I like bagels, I like croissants.

我喜歡百吉餅，我喜歡牛角麵包。

What's happened to Rock & Roll?

搖滾樂怎麼了？

It's not about this, is it?

不會是為了這個吧？

As you can see here,

你可以看到這裡。

this drum stick is signed by Lionel Hampton with a P,

這根鼓棒是由萊昂內爾-漢普頓用P簽名的。

and then right below, this drumstick

然後就在下面，這個雞腿

is signed, Lionel Hamton, no P.

簽名是Lionel Hamton，沒有P。

What the hell is going on? (audience laughing)

這到底是怎麼回事？（觀眾笑）

Well, I guess he forgot to spell his name,

我猜他忘了拼寫自己的名字。

but I'll call security, we'll shut the place down right now.

但我會叫保全，我們會關閉這個地方現在。

None of these signatures are real. Are they?

這些簽名都不是真的是嗎？

You guys were up all night before the ribbon cutting,

你們在剪綵前整晚都沒睡。

signing anybody's name to these drums sticks.

在這些鼓棒上籤上任何人的名字。

Isn't that right? (audience laughing)

對不對？（觀眾笑）

I'm afraid you've caught us in the act.

恐怕你已經抓住了我們的行為。

Yeah. Explain Ted Koppel's name?

解釋一下Ted Koppel的名字?解釋一下Ted Koppel的名字?

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

There's an information booth here

這裡有一個資訊亭

in the Rock & Roll hall Of Fame,

在搖滾名人堂。

so let's go over and find some stuff out

所以，讓我們過去，並找到一些東西出來。

see what's going on.

看看發生了什麼。

Hi there? Hi!

嗨，你好嗎？嗨！

Your name is? Is Lisa.

你的名字是？是麗莎

Lisa, how you doing?

麗莎，你怎麼樣？

I'm just curious.

我只是好奇。

Is Molly Hatchet back on the road

茉莉小鳩又上路了嗎？

with the original singer, or is it that other guy?

與原來的歌手，或者是另一個人？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Okay. Maybe, you know this,

好吧，我知道了也許，你知道這個。

you know, when the song, "Blinded By The Light,"

你知道，當這首歌，"盲目的光，"

the Manfred Mann version?

曼弗雷德-曼的版本？

You know, when the guy says,

你知道，當這個傢伙說，

♪ Blinded by the light ♪

盲目的光

♪ Revved up like a deucen ♪

# Revved up like a deucen #

♪ another runner in the... ♪

# Another runner in the... #♪

(audience laughing) What does he mean by that?

(觀眾笑)他這話是什麼意思？

I don't think people know what that word is?

我想大家不知道這個詞是什麼？

You know what that is?

你知道那是什麼嗎？

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

Do you like, do you like honey? Honey in a Bear?

你喜歡，你喜歡蜂蜜嗎？小熊的蜂蜜？

I ain't too much.

我不是太多。

You know those little cute little bears

你知道那些可愛的小熊

they put the honey in?

他們把蜂蜜放進去了？

I'd take a pass on them too.

我也會對他們不屑一顧。

Really? 'Cause they got it over here,

真的嗎？因為他們在這裡得到了它。

and I was thinking, what's happened to Rock & Roll,

我在想，搖滾樂怎麼了？

went backstage, they have Honey In A Bear?

去了後臺，他們有《熊出沒之蜜》？

What's going on? (rock & roll music)

這是怎麼回事？（搖滾音樂）

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

Do you know the bass player is for Iron Butterfly?

你知道鐵蝴蝶的貝斯手是誰嗎？

Do you know that guy? Do you know who that is?

你認識那個人嗎？你知道他是誰嗎？

Again, I don't know.

同樣，我也不知道。

Do you think honey in a plastic bear

你認為蜂蜜在塑膠熊

is an important element of Rock & Roll?

是搖滾樂的重要元素?

Yeah, absolutely.

是的，絕對的。

Jackson Browne is behind me now,

傑克遜-布朗現在在我身後。

he's rehearsing for the show.

他在為演出排練。

And like I said, I can't get up on stage,

就像我說的，我不能上臺。

I don't have access,

我沒辦法進入。

but, through the magic of modern technology,

但是，通過現代科技的神奇。

I can be up there and jam with him. Take a look!

我可以在上面和他一起演奏看看吧！

♪ We fell asleep our goose is cooked ♪

我們睡著了，我們的鵝是熟的

♪ Our reputation is shot ♪

我們的聲譽被槍殺

♪ Wake up little Susie ♪

# Wake up little Susie #

♪ Wake up little Susie ♪

# Wake up little Susie #

(laughs) you're doing all right!

你做得很好!

♪ Well what're we gonna tell your mama, okay! ♪

好了，我們該怎麼告訴你媽媽，好嗎！

♪ What're we gonna tell your pa ♪

什麼是我們要去告訴你的PA

Wrong code guy! (audience laughing)

錯誤的代碼的傢伙！（觀眾笑）

♪ What're we gonna tell our friends ♪

什麼是我們要去告訴我們的朋友嗎？

♪ When they say, oh la la ♪

當他們說，哦啦啦

I think you're off! Yeah, I'm sorry

我想你走了！是的，我很抱歉

I think you are. Come on try again?

我想你是。來吧，再試一次？

♪ Wake up little Susie, woo! ♪

# Wake up little Susie, woo! #

♪ Wake up lit... Your hair up! ♪ (crowd clapping)

# Wake up lit...你的頭髮！ （人群鼓掌）

I've noticed that there are a lot of personnel

我注意到，有很多人員

around the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame

搖滾名人堂周圍

wearing black T-shirts,

穿著黑色T恤衫。

black jeans, and black berets,

黑色牛仔褲，和黑色貝雷帽。

sort of a goon squad. (audience laughing)

某種程度上說是一個匪徒小隊。（觀眾笑）

I actually, was just looking at one exhibit

其實，我只是在看一個展覽而已。

and I was severely beaten.

我被打得很慘

As you can see behind me, is a security

你可以看到在我身後，是一個安全。

for the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame,

為搖滾名人堂。

they don't really wanna be on camera.

他們並不真的想上鏡。

They're everywhere.

他們到處都是。

You know that the honey that comes in the bear, you know?

熊出沒的蜂蜜，你知道嗎？

You like that stuff? No!

你喜歡那東西？不喜歡！

Mm, this is Chris John.

嗯，這是克里斯-約翰。

And I understand you designed the hair

我知道你設計的頭髮

for all the mannequins. Is that right?

為所有的人體模型。是這樣嗎？

Installed and designed, yes.

安裝和設計，是的。

Did you hear about the Lionel Hampton,

你聽說過Lionel Hampton的事嗎？

Lionel Hamton drumstick fiasco?

萊昂內爾-漢姆頓鼓槌風波？

A lot of people were tearing the place apart upstairs

樓上有很多人在拆遷啊！

are so angry? No,

這麼生氣？沒有啊

I know nothing about Lionel.

我對萊昂內爾一無所知

It's dark day for Rock & Roll.

這是搖滾樂的黑暗日子。

Hey, Honey bear? Can I ask you a few questions?

嘿，親愛的熊？我能問你幾個問題嗎？

Sure Conan! (audience laughing)

當然，柯南！（觀眾笑）

All right, tell me how do you feel

好吧，告訴我你的感覺如何

about being here and who are you excited to see?

關於在這裡，你是誰興奮地看到？

Well, it's a great honor to be here,

嗯，能來這裡是我的榮幸。

and I'm excited to see a lot of the stars

我很興奮地看到很多的明星

like Dr. John, he's very nice, he always puts me in his tea.

喜歡約翰醫生，他人很好，他總是把我放在他的茶裡。

Oh, it sounds great!

哦，這聽起來很不錯！

And Iggy, I'm very excited to see him.

還有Iggy，我很想見到他。

He pours me on his nipples.

他把我倒在他的乳頭上。

Oh, that's terrific.

哦，那是了不起的。

Hey Honey Bear, why don't you sing with me?

嘿，親愛的熊，你為什麼不和我一起唱？

Let's harmonize? Sure!

我們來協調一下？好啊！

♪ Wake up little Susie, wake up ♪

醒來的小蘇西，醒了

♪ Wake up little Susie, wake up ♪

醒來的小蘇西，醒了

Take it away, Honey Bear!

把它拿走，親愛的熊！

♪ Oh, what're we gonna tell your mama ♪

# Oh, what're we gonna tell your mama #

♪ What're we gonna tell your pa ♪

什麼是我們要去告訴你的PA

Thanks very much, Honey Bear. I appreciate it!

非常感謝，親愛的熊。我很感激！

You're welcome! (audience laughing)

不客氣！（觀眾笑）

You don't know what what year is, do you?

你不知道今年是什麼年，是嗎？

You're not sure?

你不確定？

If you took off those sunglasses just once

如果你能摘下那副墨鏡，就一次的話

and just look at the camera there?

就在那裡看攝像頭？

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

What is it?

什麼事？

I looked into your eyes and I saw the future

我看著你的眼睛，我看到了未來。

of Rock & Roll.

的搖滾樂。

Look, do it to the camera? (rock & roll music)

看，對著鏡頭做？（搖滾音樂）

(audience laughing) (audience clapping)

（觀眾笑） （觀眾鼓掌）。

(rock & roll music continues)

（搖滾音樂繼續）

(audience cheering)

（觀眾歡呼）

There you have it, folks! (audience cheering)

有你有它，夥計們！（觀眾歡呼）

That's a good, solid piece of tourism!

這是一篇好的、紮實的旅遊作品!

Yeah, yeah! We all learn!

是啊，是啊！我們都在學習！

All right, folks, (audience clapping)

好了，夥計們，（觀眾鼓掌）。

we're gonna take a break,

我們要去休息一下。

when we come back, a very funny guy,

當我們回來的時候，一個非常有趣的傢伙。

Louie Anderson's with us.

路易-安德森是我們的人

Stick around! (audience cheering)

堅持下去！（觀眾歡呼）