We have brand new DB X and Death Race T shirts in the Rooster T store, so just had to store dot rooster teeth dot com and pick some up the galaxy, the solar system, the planets, the moon.

我們在Rooster T商店裡有全新的DB X和死亡競賽T恤，所以只好在商店點rooster teeth dot com，挑選了一些銀河系、太陽系、行星、月亮。

Each is an essential piece in the ever shifting whirlwind of the cosmos.

每個人都是宇宙中不斷變化的旋風中不可或缺的一環。

That's why they all have their own super protector fighting evil by moonlight winning love by daylight.

所以他們都有自己的超級保護神，以月光打惡，以日光贏愛。

They are the classic magical girls.

她們是經典的魔法少女。

The sailor guardians are warriors entrusted with magnificent powers.

水手守護者是被賦予宏偉力量的戰士。

It's a sailor guardians job to protect their world from alien threats.

這是一個水手守護者的工作，以保護他們的世界免受外來威脅。

You may know one of them Sailor Moon, Real name.

你可能認識其中的一個水手月，真名。

Usagi, Suki No.

宇佐木，蘇木號。

Or Serena or Bunny, depending on which doesnt watched.

或Serena或Bunny，取決於哪個不看。

So they like space Popeye's yourself cookies.

所以他們喜歡吃太空大力水手的自己的餅乾。

What Sailor Scout dough is They're not sailors there, sailor guardians or sailor soldiers.

水兵偵察團是什麼他們那裡不是水兵，水兵衛士或水兵。

The term Sailor Scout comes from the original English stuff.

賽爾號童子軍這個詞來自於英文原版的東西。

Oh yeah, the dick tub.

哦，對了，雞巴盆。

Look out, kid.

小心，孩子。

There's a giant dick outside your window.

你的窗外有一個巨大的陰莖。

You know what you are, anyway?

你知道你是什麼嗎？

Everything in the universe possesses a form of crystallized life force called a star seat.

宇宙萬物都擁有一種生命力的結晶，叫做星座。

Each guardian is powered by a special star seed, which embodies their own planet a sailor crystal.

每一個守護者都由特殊的星辰種子提供動力，而星辰種子體現了他們自己的星球一個水手水晶。

These give them superhuman powers.

這些給了他們超人的力量。

They could fly, do magic, shape, shift, heal fast and are basically immortal.

他們會飛，會魔法，會塑形，會移形換影，治療速度快，基本上是不死之身。

Some of them are even trained by the most dangerous creatures in the world.

他們中的一些人甚至被世界上最危險的生物所訓練。

Cats.

貓咪

After many adventures, Sailor Moon would eventually find herself face to face with her greatest foe.

經過多次的冒險，水手月最終會發現自己面對的是最大的敵人。

Ah, coldhearted Empress of evil.

啊，冷酷無情的惡皇后。

She was just a nameless lady stuck on some random trashy planet.

她只是一個被困在某個隨機的垃圾星球上的無名女士。

It was so bad there she basically gave up on life.

那裡的情況太糟糕了，她基本放棄了生活。

Well, until she got her hands on the sapphire crystal.

直到她拿到了藍寶石水晶。

The sapphire crystal is exponentially powerful, providing unlimited potential that matched her own newly unlimited ego.

藍寶石水晶的威力是指數級的，提供了無限的潛力，與她自己新的無限自我相匹配。

With all this power amongst the garbage around her, one purpose came to mind.

在周圍的垃圾中，有了這些力量，她想到了一個目的。

Destroy everything.

摧毀一切。

So into the university went in search of a new home fit for a goddess.

於是進大學去尋找適合女神的新家。

The soldier of destruction sailor.

毀滅的阿兵哥水手。

Good Alexia, Be it the power or her own mind.

優秀的Alexia，無論是力量還是她自己的思想。

Galaxy A was cursed with unparalleled vanity so cosmic and scale that she could not be satisfied until the whole universe bowed before her or else.

A星系受到了無與倫比的虛榮心的詛咒，她的虛榮心是如此的宇宙和規模，除非整個宇宙在她面前低頭，否則她是無法滿足的。

Man, why does this episode keep reminding me of my ex really making me living here with I didn't realize you felt so strongly about this.

夥計，為什麼這一集一直讓我想起我的前男友真的讓我和我住在這裡，我不知道你對這個有這麼強烈的感覺。

Are you okay?

你還好嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Maybe things weren't so bad.

也許事情並沒有那麼糟糕。

All right, get me some flowers and 1/5 of Kentucky Delight.

好吧，給我一些花和五分之一的肯塔基喜悅。

I'm gonna go apologize.

我要去道歉。

I never get an apology anyway, We'll be back next week for the full episode.

反正我從來沒有得到過道歉，下週我們會回來看全集。

Beers versus Sailor Gallach CIA.

比爾斯對賽爾-加拉赫中情局。