Do you wake up to that music every day every?

你每天都在音樂中醒來嗎？

Every morning. Gets me going, yeah.

每天早上。讓我去，是的。

If I were you, I would program that into my snooze alarm.

如果我是你，我會在我的打瞌睡鬧鐘里加入這個程序。

(laughter)

（笑聲）

It's very nice to see you. You look great.

很高興見到你你看起來很好。

Thanks. You look terrific.

謝謝你，你看起來很好。你看起來棒極了。

Conan, I had more fun here last time because,

柯南，上次我在這裡玩得比較開心，因為。

as I recall -

據我所知

There was alcohol in the green room.

綠屋裡有酒。

(crowd laughing)

（眾人笑）

No, we all sat around the campfire.

不，我們都坐在篝火旁。

Yes. A toast cigar weenies.

是的。敬雪茄小妞一杯

That - And you were -

而你是...

That was actually the time before last. Yeah.

那其實是前次的事了。對啊

Okay. And you were playing the guitar.

好吧，你當時在彈吉他。而你在彈吉他。

Which - Yes

其中--是的

I thought was memorable. And we were all singing

我以為是難忘的。而且我們都在唱

Roy Acuff, stuff or something.

羅伊・阿卡夫，東西什麼的。

Yeah, that's when we experimented more on the show.

是的，那時候我們在節目中做了更多的實驗。

Now, we've learned not to make people hate us.

現在，我們已經學會了不要讓別人討厭我們。

Just stick to the basics

只需堅持基本原則

Just for land and the prairie, yes.

只是為了土地和草原，是的。

That's right. Okay.

是的 That's right.好吧，我知道了

Now, one of the reasons that I wanted to talk to you.

現在，我想和你談談的原因之一。

Yes. This time.

是的，這次是

(laughter)

（笑聲）

What was that all about?

那是怎麼回事？

Anthony did you just press an electric button in the seat?

安東尼，你剛才按了座位上的電鈕嗎？

You really want to talk to me?

你真的想和我說話嗎？

No, I want you here because this movie just came out.

不，我要你在這裡，因為這部電影剛上映。

This thing that people claim is a Batman movie.

這個東西，人們聲稱是蝙蝠俠電影。

Are you all right, what's wrong?

你沒事吧，怎麼了？

I'm sorry. I just wanted to cheat

對不起，我只是想作弊我只是想作弊

and look at your notes. Okay.

看看你的筆記。好吧，我知道了

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

The notes.

筆記。

It just says ask him about the Batman movie.

只是說問他關於蝙蝠俠電影的事。

The new Batman movie

蝙蝠俠新電影

Well I wanted to take away because, I'm not judgemental.

好吧，我想帶走，因為，我不是判斷力。

You're not judgemental.

你不是在評判。

Oh, you don't want to talk about this?

哦，你不想談這個？

I don't want to talk about -

我不想談論 -

People want you to talk about this.

人們希望你談談這個。

You do? Yes, they do.

你有嗎？是的，他們做的。

(crowd applause)

（眾人掌聲）

No, I want - What do I know about Batman?

不，我想知道我對蝙蝠俠瞭解多少？

No, I want to ask you about this.

不，我想問你這個問題。

They come out with this new movie. George Clooney is in it.

他們推出了這部新電影。喬治・克魯尼在裡面。

They got Chris O'Donnell as Robin.

他們找了克里斯-奧唐納來演羅賓

Batman and Robin. Remember you Batman and Robin.

蝙蝠俠和羅賓記住你蝙蝠俠和羅賓。

That should have been you and me. I know this.

那應該是你和我。我知道這一點。

(laughter)

（笑聲）

Yeah. Boy people would be lining up

是啊。人們會排隊

around the block to see that.

繞著街區看，。

The saddest Batman movie ever made.

有史以來最悲催的蝙蝠俠電影。

No.

不知道

No, but I'm curious about this.

沒有，但我對這個很好奇。

I mean, don't you think that they could incorporate you,

我的意思是，你不覺得他們可以把你納入其中嗎？

into these Batman movies in some way?

進入這些蝙蝠俠電影的某種方式？

I know you've said before that you could be uncle Batman.

我知道你以前說過，你可以做蝙蝠俠叔叔。

Yes. That's all I want.

是的，這就是我想要的。

You could be the elder statesman, Batman.

你可以成為老政治家，蝙蝠俠。

Yes. You see what I'm saying?

是的，你明白我的意思嗎？

You could be the Batman who retired,

你可能是那個退休的蝙蝠俠。

but still comes by occasionally,

但還是偶爾會過來。

and gives George Clooney advice.

並給喬治-克魯尼建議。

And says, "In the 60s, we did it differently, old friend."

並說，"在60年代，我們做的不同，老朋友。"

Yes I like that idea. Right.

是的，我喜歡這個主意。是的，我喜歡這個主意。

I think we could freshen the whole franchise.

我覺得我們可以讓整個加盟店煥然一新。

Yeah, exactly. Yes.

是的，沒錯。是的，沒錯。

Because if you ask me, these movies,

因為如果你問我，這些電影。

they've got all the stunts,

他們已經得到了所有的特技。

they've got all the special effects,

他們已經得到了所有的特效。

but they're lacking a little oomph, don't you think?

但他們缺少一點活力，你不覺得嗎？

Well, I think we could be humanized a bit more.

嗯，我覺得我們可以再人性化一點。

A little warmer and wittier.

更加溫暖和詼諧一些。

And I think Uncle Batman's a pretty good idea.

而且我覺得蝙蝠俠叔叔是個不錯的主意。

Yeah, Uncle Batman. Things as -

是啊，蝙蝠俠叔叔。事情是...

I think people by the idea of Uncle Batman.

我想人們由蝙蝠俠叔叔的想法。

(crowd applause)

（眾人掌聲）

Uncle Batman, popping on a pipe.

蝙蝠俠叔叔，在菸斗上彈奏。

Well, things could be so desperate,

嗯，事情可能是如此絕望。

and gotten absurd, yeah.

並變得荒謬，是的。

Puffing on your bat pipe, (laughing) coming by.

吹著你的蝙蝠管，（笑）過來了。

What was that? I don't know.

那是什麼？我不知道啊

The bat pipe was moving, yeah.

蝙蝠管在動，對。

You just had a flashback, didn't you?

你剛剛回想了一下，對嗎？

Yes I did.

是的，我有。

Look, smoke. There's a bat, it is smoke.

看，煙霧。有一隻蝙蝠，它是煙。

It was a crazy time in the 60s for you, wasn't it?

60年代對你來說是一段瘋狂的時光，不是嗎？

Do you do that often during conversation,

你在談話中是否經常這樣做。

you're talking to someone you just go, like that?

你跟人說話你就這麼走了，像這樣？

Please, Adam, over here.

亞當，請到這裡來

No. No, you don't.

不，不，你沒有。

I'll leave you. I'll be fine.

我會離開你。我不會有事的

Yeah, I'm sure. I'll leave with you Conan.

是的，我確定我和你一起走，柯南

Have you noticed? This is something,

你注意到了嗎？這是什麼東西。

that I've noticed in these -

我注意到在這些 -

Where, what? Oh, I'm over here, Adam.

在哪裡，什麼？ - 哦，我在這裡，亞當。哦，我在這裡，亞當。

I didn't notice. Adam, it's okay.

我沒注意到亞當，它的好。

Adam, 1997 right here Conan O'Brien, all right.

亞當，1997年，這裡是柯南-奧布萊恩，好的。

Right here lock eyes with me baby.

在這裡和我對視，寶貝。

I've noticed that in these new Batman movies,

我注意到，在這些新的蝙蝠俠電影中。

they're making.

他們在做。

Have you seen it, they put all these sexual stuff,

你看到了嗎，他們把所有這些性的東西。

into these Batman movies?

進入這些蝙蝠俠電影？

For example, the suits that George Clooney,

比如，喬治-克魯尼的西裝。

and Chris O'Donnell have -

和克里斯-奧唐納有 -

You're talking about lumps?

你說的是腫塊？

No, they put nipples on them,

不，他們把乳頭放在上面。

and they wear big coat.

他們穿著大衣。

There are nipples on their suits now.

他們的衣服上都有乳頭了。

What was that?

那是什麼？

Was a long nipple.

是一個長長的乳頭。

(crowd laughing) I was -

（眾人笑）我是 -

(crowd laughing)

（眾人笑）

I thought it was a short something,

我以為這是一個短的東西。

because I didn't know what's going on.

因為我不知道發生了什麼。

(crowd laughing)

（眾人笑）

I didn't know you were referring to that.

我不知道你說的是這個。

(crowd applauds)

（眾人鼓掌）

Don't bring up long nipple on.

不要把長乳頭帶上。

My point is this is. Do you find that disturbing at all?

我想說的是...你覺得這很令人不安嗎？

I mean, I find that a disturbing part of these movies,

我的意思是，我發現這些電影的一個令人不安的部分。

is that you think they're essentially for kids,

是你認為他們本質上是給孩子看的。

and you go there - Well, I don't find it

你去那裡 我不覺得

sexually disturbing. And batman,

性騷擾。還有蝙蝠俠

rubbing his nipples in his suit.

在西裝裡揉搓著自己的乳頭。

No, it doesn't turn me on. Is that what you're saying?

不，它不會讓我興奮。你是這個意思嗎？

No, I didn't ask if it's -

不，我沒有問它是不是... ...

Sexually disturbing, no.

性騷擾，沒有。

Work eyes.

工作的眼睛。

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

Yes, I do a little bit, because -

是的，我有一點，因為... ...

You think it's a little odd.

你覺得這有點奇怪。

I mean, you didn't do that in your series.

我的意思是，你在你的系列中沒有這樣做。

No, we didn't need to Conan.

不，我們不需要柯南。

It was all natural just a bat tall, of course.

當然，這都是自然的只是一個蝙蝠高。

But it was.

但它是。

(crowd laughing)

（眾人笑）

What you saw was what -

你看到的是什麼...

You're gonna still regret that you hadn't.

你還是會後悔，你沒有。

On your show too,

在你的節目中也是。

one of the things was nice to see,

其中有一件事是很好看的。

is that you guys did things lower tech,

是你們做的事情技術含量較低。

and these shows, in these movies now,

和這些節目，在這些電影現在。

they have all kinds of devices,

他們有各種各樣的設備。

and everything to get up a side a building.

和所有的東西，以獲得一個側面的一個建築物。

You guys threw a rope up there,

你們在上面扔了一根繩子

and then walked up the side of the building,

然後走上了樓房的一側。

and that was just so much more enjoyable.

而這只是這麼多 更愉快。

Don't you think, than all this high tech stuff?

你不覺得，比起這些高科技的東西？

Yes, we had a more leisurely bat climb.

是的，我們的蝙蝠爬得比較悠閒。

(Conan laughing)

（柯南笑）

We took time to say hello to people on the way up.

我們在上山的路上抽空和大家打了個招呼。

Good morning citizens.

市民早上好。

Your Batman had a lot of time to kill.

你的蝙蝠俠有很多時間可以殺。

That's right.

是的

I was curious.

我很好奇

I don't think, I haven't seen you asked about this.

我不認為，我沒有看到你問過這個問題。

But in Pulp Fiction,

但在紙漿小說中。

quite a famous scene,

挺有名的一幕。

John Travolta, and Huma Thurman -

約翰-特拉沃爾塔和嫣然-瑟曼------。

Oh, yeah. Are dancing.

哦，是的。正在跳舞。

And John Travolta, starts to do, The Batusi.

而約翰-特拉沃爾塔，開始做，巴圖西。

And I was thinking this is a movie,

我還在想這是一部電影。

that ended up garnering some Oscars.

最終獲得了一些奧斯卡獎。

Did you in any way feel,

你有沒有覺得，

you should get some credit for the movie?

你應該得到一些信用的電影？

I mean, that was a big scene

我的意思是，這是一個大場面

when John Travolta, was doing that.

當約翰・特拉沃爾塔，是這樣做的。

Yes, but I didn't really want to step in,

是的，但我真的不想插手。

and assume much credit.

並承擔很多信用。

I was going to take the Oscar,

我本來想拿奧斯卡獎的。

I had arranged to steal the Oscar.

我安排了偷奧斯卡獎的事情。

Yeah.

是啊。

The statuette if

雕像如果

he had indeed gotten it, because -

他確實得到了它，因為 -

You're gonna climb up the side of the venue.

你要爬上場地的一側。

Absolutely.

絕對的

And steal it. Enter his room,

然後偷走它。進入他的房間。

and take his Oscar,

並拿下他的奧斯卡獎。

because everything I've ever done he was taking.

因為我所做的一切，他都在服用。

Actors borrow they don't take, yeah.

演員是借的，不是拿的，是的。

Can you do a little Batusi for us right now,

你能為我們做一點巴圖西的事嗎？

if we supplied The Batusi music.

如果我們提供巴圖西的音樂。

At the moment. (crowd applause)

此刻。(人群掌聲)

Just a little. Play some music, Max.

只是一點點。播放一些音樂，馬克斯。

(Batusi music playing) (crowd applause)

(巴圖西音樂播放) (人群掌聲)

It gets a little wild, Conan.

有點瘋狂，柯南

I love how you just go into that.

我喜歡你就這樣去做。

You're at the right club.

你來對地方了

You do that wherever you are, if the music kicks in.

無論你在哪裡，只要音樂響起，你都會這樣做。

Oh, no I don't.

哦，不，我不知道。

You've been arrested so many times probably.

你可能已經被逮捕過很多次了。

You're in a gap somewhere when you hear music like that,

當你聽到這樣的音樂時，你就在某處的空隙中。

you start with wigging out.

你從假髮開始。

Oh, Adam, very nice job though.

哦，亞當，非常漂亮的工作，雖然。

I know you're in town,

我知道你在城裡。

and you're with the Batmobile.

你和蝙蝠車在一起。

Is that correct? No.

是這樣嗎？不對

You're promoting something with the Batmobile?

你在用蝙蝠車宣傳什麼？

No, I'm promoting.

不，我在宣傳。

Well actually, I'm not promoting.

好吧，其實，我不是在宣傳。

I'm going to a guitar show on Saturday.

我週六要去參加一個吉他表演。

And because of your interest in guitars,

而且因為你對吉他的興趣。

I thought you might enjoy coming down.

我想你可能會喜歡下來。

Yeah. It's in King of Prussia.

是的，在普魯士國王那裡。

And they have the world's biggest collection

他們擁有世界上最大的收藏

of fancy and fine guitars.

的花哨和精美的吉他。

Excellent. As a matter of fact,

優秀的。事實上

there's an armored truck on the way here tonight,

今晚有一輛裝甲車要到這裡來。

with a million dollar guitar.

與百萬美元的吉他。

I hope they arrive on time, because I was -

我希望他們能準時到達，因為我... ...

Because the Riddler might take it.

因為謎語者可能會拿走它。

Yeah.

是啊。

(Adam, Conan and crowd laughing)

（亞當，柯南和人群的笑聲）

I see where you are going with this.

我知道你要去哪裡了

I was going to ask you -

我正想問你

What world are you living in man?

你是生活在什麼世界裡的人？

I was gonna ask you to play this guitar.

我本來想請你彈這把吉他的。

No, I'm curious about the Batmobile though.

不，雖然我對蝙蝠車很好奇。

First of all the Batmobile that was in the series.

首先是系列中的蝙蝠車。

We have an ad of this thing. Liz, you want to put that up?

我們有一個廣告的這個東西。麗茲，你要把它貼上去嗎？

There it is. This is the coolest Batmobile,

就是它了這是最酷的蝙蝠車。

first of all, and there you are.

首先，還有你。

(crowd applause) Taking it down in high gear.

(眾人掌聲)以高節奏的方式進行。

Get a round of applause. Now, Adam -

掌聲歡迎現在，亞當...

We had the first car phone.

我們有了第一部車載電話。

Yeah, the Batmobile. Yes.

是的，蝙蝠車。是的，蝙蝠車。

That was the first one. Sure.

那是第一個。當然了

So I could talk to my agent.

這樣我就可以和我的經紀人談談了

Yeah. No,

是的，我知道⊿Τ

it was the first car phone that red phone in the car.

這是第一款車載手機，紅色手機在車上。

Now, I'm curious did the Batmobile, is it okay, now,

現在，我很好奇做了蝙蝠車，現在還好嗎，。

it's been around a lot of years.

它已經存在很多年了。

I know you still make appearances with the Batmobile.

我知道你還會開著蝙蝠車出場。

Is it is it losing transmission fluid, is the thing okay.

是它的變速箱油流失了嗎，這東西沒事吧。

Is it rusting, is it a good car?

是不是生鏽了，是不是好車？

It's a fairly good car,

這是一輛相當不錯的車。

but occasionally we have to push it in.

但偶爾我們要把它推入。

(Conan laughing)

（柯南笑）

Just the site of you pushing in.

只是你推入的網站。

Which doesn't look too good during a show like this.

在這樣的節目中，看起來不太好。

No, not at all. Is it a fun car to drive, the Batmobile?

不，一點也不。蝙蝠車是一輛好玩的車嗎？

Not really.

不見得

Seriously, it's not?

說真的，不是嗎？

No it's not.

不，它不是。

It's very difficult to drive,

開起來非常困難。

because the cockpits small and I have bruises still.

因為駕駛艙小，我身上還有淤青。

But every Batman -

但每一個蝙蝠俠

You used to have trouble,

你以前有麻煩。

when you were shooting the series,

當你在拍攝這個系列的時候。