♪ DOGS IN SUNGLASSES.

狗在太陽鏡。

♪ DOGS IN SUNGLASSES.

狗在太陽鏡。

♪ DOGS.

狗。

>> James: HELEN!

>> 詹姆斯。海倫！

ALL RIGHT, ROB, HOW LONG WE GT ON THIS SEGMENT BECAUSE I REALLY

好吧，ROB，我們多久GT在這個部分，因為我真的。

WANT TO GO OUT ON TIME.

想出去的時間。

>> JUST 22 MORE MINUTES.

>> 再過22分鐘

>> James: OF THE WHOLE SHOW.

>> 詹姆斯：整個節目的。

ALL RIGHT, HAGAR, YOU GOT A MINUTE, YOU KNOW RUSSIAN, I WILL

好吧，哈格，你有一分鐘的時間，你懂俄語，我會的

TELL PU THIS, STH GUY, THIS GUY, THIS GUY THIS GUY LETS HIS

告訴PU，STH GUY，這傢伙，這傢伙，這傢伙讓他的。

FAMILY-- THIS GUY, THIS GUY LEFT HIS FAMILY VIA WHATSAPP.

家人 -- 這傢伙，這傢伙離開了他的家人通過什麼SAPP。

THIS GUY, THIS GUY CAN HANG TEN ALL RIGHT. WATCHING SEVERAL

這傢伙，這傢伙可以掛十全十美。

THIS GUY, THIS GUY CAN HANG TEN ALL RIGHT. WATCHING SEVERAL

這傢伙，這傢伙可以掛十全十美。

PEOPLE FROWN, STEERVEG YOU GOOD FOR A MINUTE.

PEOPLE FROWN, STEERVEG YOU GOOD FOR A MINUTE.

>> YEAH HAVE.

>> 是的，有。

>> James: GOOD CUZ I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GUY.

>> 詹姆斯。好的，我想和你談談這個傢伙。

THIS GUY IS THE ONLY REMAINING EMPLOYEE OF BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO.

這傢伙是唯一剩下的僱員 BLOCKBUSTER視頻。

THIS GUY, THIS GUY SPUT A FLAMING BAG OF CRAP ON HIS

這傢伙，這傢伙在他的身上噴出了一袋燃燒的垃圾。

NEIGHBOR'S DOORSTEP AND WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND, HE

鄰居的門口，當事情失控的時候，他

BLAMED SOME GUY WHO DID A GENDER REVEAL.

指責某個傢伙誰做了性別暴露。

SON, YOU ALL RIGHT FOR A MINUTE, YOU GOOD?

兒子，你沒事的一分鐘，你還好嗎？

I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GAL, THIS GAL IS

我很想和你談談這個女孩，這個女孩是。

CONSTANTLY SAYING SURE, I WENT THE WEES MUM IN THE WORLD

一直說肯定的，我去了世界上最好的媽媽。

BUT-- BEST MUM IN THE WORLD BUT I WAS A LOT OF FUN, RIGHT?

但是... ... 世界上最好的媽媽... ... 但我是一個很多的樂趣，對不對？

THIS GAL HAS SET TO JERRY GARCIA TWICE WHILE HE WAS ALIVE AND

這個女孩在傑瑞-加西亞還活著的時候，對他說過兩次話，而且

ONCE WHEN HE WAS DEAD.

當他死了之後，

LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GAL.

讓我跟你談談這個女孩。

THIS GAL DREUFS AN ELECTRIC CAR THAT USES A GAS POWERED

這個女孩夢見了一輛電動車，使用氣體動力。

VIBRATOR.

振動器：

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> 雷吉：WOW。

>> James: I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN READ IT, THIS GAL, THIS GAL

>> 詹姆斯。我不知道我是否能讀懂它，這個女孩，這個女孩。

JUST HAD 300,000 WORTH OF-- THIS GAL VUS HAD $300,000 WORTH OF

只是有30萬美元的 - 這GAL VUS有30萬美元的價值。

COSMETIC SURGERY TO MAKE HER SPHINCTER-- I CAN'T READ IT.

美容外科手術讓她變成刺蝟 -- 我看不懂。

(LAUGHTER) LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS

(笑)讓我和你談談這個問題

GUY.

GUY：

THIS GUY SAID THE WORD YOU CAN'T GET HUNGOVER IF YOU NEVER STOP

這傢伙說了一句話，你不能得到HUNGOVER如果你永遠不會停止。

DRINKING TO A JUDGE ON THREE SEPARATE OCCASIONS.

在三次不同的情況下，對法官飲酒。

THIS GUY-- LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GUY.

這傢伙 -- 讓我跟你談談這傢伙。

GUILLERMO, CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GUY.

Guillermo，我可以和你談談這個傢伙。

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> 當然。

>> James: THIS GUY WILL TELL YOU HE ONLY EATS WELL-ROUNDED

>> 詹姆斯。這傢伙會告訴你，他只吃圓潤的。

MEALS AND THEN-- THIS GIEL, THIS GUY WILL TILL HE ONLY EATS

膳食，然後 - 這GIEL，這傢伙將直到他只吃。

WELL-ROUNDED MEALS AND THEN IS QUICK TO POINT OUT THAT HIS MOM

飽餐一頓，然後迅速指出，他的媽媽。

HAS A WELL-ROUNDED ASS.

有一個圓潤的屁股。

HELEN!

海倫！

AND STEVE ARE YOU OKAY I KNOW, ARE YOU OKAY, DO WE HAVE THE

史蒂夫，你還好嗎？ 我知道，你還好嗎？

TIME BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THESE GUYS.

因為我很想和你談談這些傢伙。

THESE GUYS, THESE GUYS LIFELONG DREAM IS TO PLAY BETTER AND

這些傢伙，這些傢伙一生的夢想就是打得更好，更出色

ERNIE, MAINLY BECAUSE THEY WANT TO HANG-- IN THEIR.

主要是因為他們想掛在他們的... ...

>> THAT WAS DOGS IN SUNGLASSES, WE'LL RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF

>> "那是狗在玻璃杯裡，我們很快就會帶著更多的狗回來

THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.

"遲到的，遲到的節目"，大家。