a potential Supreme Court nominee yesterday.

昨日，一位潛在的最高法院提名人。

But get this. It looks like Trump is returning to

但聽好了看來特朗普要回到

his TV roots when it comes to his search for a justice.

他在電視上尋找正義的時候，他的電視根。

Check out this trailer

看看這個預告片

I saw the White House release earlier today.

我今天早些時候看到了白宮發佈的消息。

-Hello.

-你好

I'm President Donald J. Trump.

我是唐納德・J・特朗普總統。

I know everything there is to know about the law

我知道所有關於法律的事情。

because I've broken it many times.

因為我已經打破了很多次。

So I know what it takes to be a Supreme Court justice.

所以我知道要成為最高法院的法官需要什麼。

And now one lucky lady is going to walk away with the job

現在，一位幸運的女士將帶著這份工作走了。

and endless power until she dies.

和無盡的力量，直到她死去。

This is "So You Want to Be a Supreme Court Justice."

這就是 "所以你想成為最高法院的法官"。

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The competition won't be easy.

競爭不會很輕鬆。

Picking a Supreme Court justice is one of

挑選最高法院大法官是其中之一。

the most important things and challenging things

要事和挑戰

a president ever has to do.

一個總統所要做的。

That's why I'm jamming it in by Saturday.

所以我才會在週六前把它塞進去。

Maybe Friday if I work without the TV on.

如果我工作時不開電視的話，也許週五就可以了。

This season I'm looking for a female judge who can live up to

這一季我想找一個女評審，她要對得起自己的身份。

RBG's historic legacy and undo all of it.

RBG的歷史遺留問題，全部撤銷。

That's right, a female judge,

沒錯，一個女法官。

or as the producers told me not to call it, a judgette.

或者像製片人告訴我不要叫它 "預算 "一樣，"預算"。

I'm talking 8s and above, folks,

我說的是8分以上的，夥計們。

and she better wow in the swim robe contest

她最好在泳袍比賽中表現出色

or she's going to get eliminated, let me tell you.

否則她就會被淘汰，讓我告訴你。

You want to be my nominee?

你想成為我的候選人？

Then you better share my values, which include

那你最好和我的價值觀一致，包括

many of the values because as you know,

許多價值，因為你知道。

I'm very much with the values.

我很認同這個價值觀。

I have the most values. Everyone agrees.

我有最多的價值觀。大家都同意。

They say, "How does he fit so much values inside him?

他們說："他內心怎麼裝得下這麼多價值觀？

It's amazing."

太神奇了。"

If you want to be a great judge, study those who came before you,

如果你想成為一個偉大的法官，就要研究你面前的人。

like Judge Judy, Dredd, and Reinhold.

像朱迪法官、迪克和萊因霍爾德。

And if you think you have what it takes to be

如果你認為你有什麼需要成為。

on my Supreme Court, send in an audition tape

在我的最高法院，發送的試聽錄音帶。

explaining how you plan to undo three laws.

解釋你打算如何撤銷三個法律。

The more immigrant stuff, the better, folks.

移民的東西，越多越好，各位。

Just swing for the fences and see how many lives you can ruin.

揮舞著拳頭，看你能毀掉多少人的性命。

We'll write it in later if we have to, but probably not.

如果有必要，我們以後會寫進去，但可能不會。

Join my search for the next Supreme Court justice.

加入我尋找下一任最高法院法官的行列。

And, you know, forget about anything else going on,

而且，你知道，忘掉其他任何事情。

none of which is my fault.

這都不是我的錯。

-"So You Want to Be a Supreme Court Justice,"

-"所以，你想成為最高法院的法官，"

coming to Peacock this spring.

今年春天將在孔雀城舉行。

-No, no. This fall!

-不，不不，不，今年秋天！

Heck, this Friday if we can swing it.

如果我們可以的話，這週五就可以了。

Melania, unplug my TV.

梅拉尼婭 拔掉我的電視插頭