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或者您可以查看描述，獲取鏈接和更多關於如何在一次購物中節省68%的詳細信息

month free and a big shout out and special thank  you to my friends at neebs gaming for being guest  

月免費，並大喊和特別感謝我的朋友們在neebs遊戲的客座

voices in this episode they are hilarious and  you should definitely check out their channel now

在這一集的聲音 他們是熱鬧的，你一定要檢查出他們的管道，現在。

on with the show!

節目開始了!

i'm a spaceship! Uh oh!

我是一艘飛船！啊哦！

the shuttle carrying the aliens just crashed!

載著外星人的航天飛機剛剛墜毀！

Where? The other side of the world, Sir!

在哪裡？ - 世界的另一邊，先生！世界的另一邊，先生！

Weird! I thought aliens only landed in America.

真奇怪！我以為外星人只在美國登陸。

They helped finance the movies so we have to put some scenes over there sir

他們資助了電影 所以我們要在那邊放一些場景，先生

We'll get them back!

我們會把他們找回來的！

one of them is missing

其一

Oh poop!

哦，大便！

Wanna go look for it?

要不要去找找看？

nah hopefully it'll find its way here  eventually

不希望它最終會在這裡找到它的方式。

Hello! I'm a monster.

你好，我是怪物。我是個怪物

I'm gonna get you

我會讓你

hey everyone my name's Eddie Brock

嘿，大家好，我的名字是埃迪-布洛克

I've got an awesome job...

我有一份很棒的工作... ...

a cool motorcycle

酷摩托

and a hot fiance!

和一個性感的未婚夫！

nothing could bring me down!

沒有什麼能打倒我！

i want you to interview the bad guy

我要你去採訪那個壞人

but don't ask him why he's bad

但不要問他為什麼會不好

i would never do that

我絕不會這樣做

so bad guy i hear you test  on humans and are super evil

壞人，我聽說你在人類身上做試驗，而且是超級邪惡的人

What's it like being super evil?

成為超級惡魔是什麼感覺？

Ah personal accountability?!

啊，個人責任心？

You're gonna regret that!

你會後悔的！

what are you gonna do about it?

你打算怎麼做呢？

You'll see!

你會明白的！

You're fired

你被解僱了

Oh no! at least i still have a hot fiance

哦，不！至少我還有一個性感的未婚夫。

We're breaking up!

我們要分手了！

OH no!

哦，不！

now all i have is a motorcycle

現在我有的是一輛摩托車

I need a favor.

我需要你幫個忙

P erhaps you want to hold on to this alien symbiote so the hero can fall into a deep depression?

也許你想抓住這個外星共生體，讓英雄陷入深深的憂鬱？

How long?

多久了？

ehhh about six months.

ehhh大約六個月。

Won't the symbiote eat all my organs by then?

到時候共生體不會把我的器官吃光嗎？

This movie's not consistent, you silly goose!

這部電影不連貫，你這隻傻鵝!

Okay then!

好吧！

in the distant future

遙遙無期

Ex-girlfriend?!

前女友？

Ex-girlfriend!

前女友！

Eddie? What are you doing here?

艾迪？你在這裡做什麼？

Hey baby! i was just thinking we should get back together

嘿，寶貝，我只是在想我們應該複合了

Well too bad! I'm with a doctor now!

好吧，太糟糕了！ 我現在有醫生了！

So you're saying there's still a chance

所以你是說還有一個機會。

S o this slimy goo alien went into the sweet bunny... so that's kind of cool!

這個黏糊糊的外星人進入了可愛的小兔子體內......所以這很酷!

Cool! Now do it to humans!

酷！現在對人類下手吧！

Whaaaaaat?

什麼？

Humans i say!

我說人類！

Hi homeless person.

嗨，無家可歸的人。

Hi.

嗨，我的天

Do you want a bond with an alien parasite?

你想和外星寄生蟲結合嗎？

uh i don't know i don't think this is a good idea.

呃，我不知道 我不認為這是一個好主意。

I'll give you a high five.

我給你擊掌。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Start the bonding.

開始粘合。

personal space man personal space a personal space!

個人空間人個人空間一個個人空間!

Uh... Where did it go?

呃，它去哪兒了？

I can't believe it! It worked!

我簡直不敢相信！竟然成功了！

[flatline]

[平線]

Let's try it again!

我們再來一次！

Bring me more hobos!

給我帶來更多的流浪漢！

I do not approve of this anymore! I am not comfortable with this!

我不贊成這樣做了!我對這個不放心!

You have to stop the bad guy!

你必須阻止壞人！

Have you thought about calling the police?

你有沒有想過報警？

You want this movie to be over in five minutes?

你想讓這部電影在5分鐘內結束嗎？

Ah fine!

啊，好吧！

Hello bad guy!

你好，壞傢伙！

Hello!

你好！

Oh my gosh!

哦，我的天哪！

What is happening?!?

發生什麼事了！？

This is normal

這很正常

This is normal!

這很正常！

This is normal!

這很正常！

What is going on?

發生了什麼事？

Hi there!

你好！

Aaaagh!

Aaaagh!

All right! Now it's time for me to finally  make my move.

好了！現在我終於要行動了。

Oh an unaccompanied little girl

哦，一個無人陪伴的小女孩

I'm not suspicious

我沒有懷疑

Hey baby! What you guys doing? You having a dinner?

嘿，寶貝！你們在幹什麼？你們在吃晚飯嗎？

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

Something really weird is going on!

發生了很奇怪的事情！

Is it hot in here?

這裡很熱嗎？

Oh that's better!

哦，那是更好的！

Are you insane?

你瘋了嗎？

You hungry?

你餓了嗎？

This calls for an mri.

這需要做個核磁共振。

(music blasting)

（音樂爆破）

well that looks completely normal.

好吧，這看起來完全正常。

All right we'll get back to you with your results in a few days.

好吧，我們會在幾天內把結果反饋給你。

Um okay... thank you.

嗯，好吧... 謝謝你。

Did you betray me?

你是不是背叛了我？

Yes! I can't lie to those beautiful eyes!

是的！我不能騙那雙美麗的眼睛。

It was Eddie Brock!

是艾迪-布洛克！

oh thank you!

哦，謝謝你

Kill her and go get him!

殺了她，去抓他！

oh ... i was hoping to be in the sequel

哦... ... 我希望能在續集中出現

Why do i keep eating tater tots?

為什麼我一直在吃土豆餅？

How else are we gonna do product placement?

不然怎麼做產品投放？

Who said that?!

誰說的？

Hey you talking to yourself?

嘿，你在自言自語嗎？

no

沒有

Raise your hand if you got an alien parasite.

有外星寄生蟲的請舉手。

Me! [No you don't!]

我！[不，你沒有！]

Yes i do!

是的，是的！

Give it back!

還給我！

You know what? This is getting boring. How about a fight scene?

你知道嗎？這越來越無聊了。來一場打鬥戲怎麼樣？

What is going on? Who keeps talking  in my head?

到底發生了什麼？誰一直在我腦海裡說話？

Eddie! Look over here! It's me! It's me! It' Venom!

艾迪！看這裡！是我！是我！是毒液！

I'm out of here!

我要離開這裡！

He's getting away!

他要逃走了！

Send out the kamikaze drones!

派出神風特攻隊的無人機！

Explosions!

爆炸！

Explosions!

爆炸！

Explosions!

爆炸！

Wait are you trying to kill him? That's dumb you're dumb!

等等，你想殺他嗎？你真笨，你真笨！

Why are you trying to blow him up?

你為什麼要炸死他？

Good point. Just hit him with your car but gently

有道理用你的車撞他，但要輕點

I think i broke every bone in my  body!

我想我把我身上的每根骨頭都弄斷了!

Oh good he's still alive!

太好了，他還活著！

You can't get away!

你跑不掉的！

You're so dumb!

你真笨！

You forgot something?

你忘了什麼？

What?

什麼？

Me!

我！

Mmm I'mma lick you okay?

嗯，我要舔你，好嗎？

No bad touch bad touch!

沒有壞的觸摸壞的觸摸！

Okay i'm out of here!

好吧，我離開這裡！

I hope you used up all your drones

我希望你把所有的無人機都用完了。

Okay what the heck is going on?

好吧，這到底是怎麼回事？

Listen i know it's weird but i'm from space

聽著，我知道這很奇怪，但我來自太空

and like it or not i own you now

不管你喜不喜歡，你現在是我的了

and i need to eat people to survive

我需要吃人生存

so it's either eat you or eat other people

吃人不吐骨頭，吐人不吐骨頭

There's no other options?

沒有其他選擇了嗎？

Not really!

不見得！

Hello unaccompanied little girl who somehow got past all of my guards

你好，孤身一人的小女孩 不知為何通過了我所有的守衛。

How can i help you?

我能幫你什麼忙？

You can be my host!

你可以做我的主人！

Whaaaaaat?!

Whaaaaaat？

You have to get this out of me please

你一定要把這個從我這裡弄出來

okay

好的

(blasting music)

（爆破音樂）

Peace I'm out!

和平，我出去了！

Should we hit the sound again to  kill it?

要不要再打一次聲音把它打死？

Nah we can't have a sequel if we do that

不，我們不能有一個續集，如果我們這樣做，。

Here puppy puppy puppy!

這裡的小狗小狗小狗！

See ya, losers! uh oh!

再見了，失敗者！呃，哦！

Somebody help me!

誰來幫幫我！

Really? No one is seeing this?

真的嗎？ 沒有人看到這個？沒有人看到這個？

ruff-ruff i'm a dog now!

我現在是一隻狗了！

What's that, Lassie?

那是什麼，萊西？

rough rough rough.

粗糙粗糙的。

Eddie's been taken down the elevator?

艾迪被帶下電梯了？

Any last words?

有什麼遺言嗎？

Yeah what's that behind you?

是啊，你後面是什麼？

I ain't falling for that!

我才不上當呢！

Looks kind of hot

看起來有點熱

Wanna kiss?

一盆吻？

yeah you just bit that guy's head

是啊，你只是咬那個傢伙的頭

That was pretty good!

那是相當不錯的！

Eddie?

艾迪？

Awkward! I guess this means we're back together?

尷尬！我想這意味著我們又在一起了？

How long does it take to prep a shuttle for launch?

一架航天飛機發射前的準備工作需要多長時間？

Uh days.

呃，天。

You have five minutes!

你有五分鐘的時間！

That's literally not possible

那是不可能的

Fine! I'll do it myself!

好，我自己來！

What's so hard to understand?

這有什麼難懂的？

So you telling me that usually you're a villain but since you really like me you want to be the good guy?

所以，你告訴我，平時你是一個惡棍，但既然你真的喜歡我，你想成為好人？

Exactly!

沒錯！

And now we have to fight a copy of you because that's what all marvel origin stories  do

現在我們要打一個你的副本，因為那是所有漫威起源故事都會做的事。

Yep!

是的！

Well then let's go stop that shuttle

那我們就去攔住那架飛機吧。

Hey!

嘿！

You really think you can beat me?

你真以為你能打敗我？

oh you're probably right

哦，你可能是對的

Why are we fighting now?

我們現在為什麼要打？

It's way less expensive! Plus it gives us more screen time!

它的價格更低！而且還能給我們更多的螢幕時間!

Shut up!

閉嘴！

Yay I won!

耶，我贏了！

That's unpleasant!

真讓人不爽！

Only human. Be back soon!

只是人類。很快就回來！

I could really use those healing  powers, Venom. Venom? Venom?

我真的可以使用這些治療能力，毒液。毒液？毒液？

just a second

一下子

What you want? Oh you're dead!

你想怎樣？哦，你已經死了！

well who wants immortality!?

誰想長生不老？

Whoa that's lucky!

哇，那是幸運的！

Hey Riot!

嘿，防暴！

Oh!

哦！

Thanks for the shrapnel!

謝謝你的彈片！

oh dang it

哦，該死

bye eddie

掰掰

Man i'm so glad we survived! [You think maybe we should have shown how that happened?]

我很高興我們活下來了！[你認為也許我們應該有 顯示如何發生的？]

Nah.. all that matters is that you're back.

不... ... 最重要的是你回來了。

What did you say?

你說什麼？

Nothing!

什麼都沒有！

Eddie....

Eddie....

Who cares! Gotta go! Bye!

管他呢！我得走了！再見！

I mean my weaknesses are fire and loud noises

我是說我的弱點是火和噪音

you'd think a rocket launch would be right up there with things that would kill me

你會認為火箭發射會是正確的有 與事情會殺了我。

but here i am!

但我在這裡！

You got to let it go man.

你得讓它去的人。

Fine let's go eat some people!

好吧，我們去吃人吧！

Give me all your money!

把你的錢都給我！

Is this a bad guy?

這是一個壞人嗎？

That is a bad guy

這是個壞傢伙

I ain't scared Spider-Man will save me

我不怕蜘蛛俠會救我的

Spider-Man doesn't live in San Francisco.

蜘蛛俠並不住在舊金山。

Ant-man will save me?

蟻人會救我？

( OMNOMNOM )

( OMNOMNOM )

Sideshow bob!

Sideshow bob!

What are you doing in my movie?

你在我的電影裡做什麼？

foreshadowing

預示

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hey guys thanks so much for watching and also a big thank you again to nordvpn for making this.

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情節可能，但什麼是nordvpn我從來沒有聽說過這樣的事情nordvpn是一個應用程序的

encrypts your data so you can have a private and  secure internet experience their strict no logs  

對您的數據進行加密，使您擁有私密、安全的互聯網體驗，他們嚴格的無記錄

policy means they don't collect your data they  have tons of super fast servers worldwide to  

政策意味著他們不會收集你的數據 他們在全球有大量超快的服務器，以

choose from which allows you to unlock netflix  and your other favorite entertainment websites  

選擇允許你解鎖netflix和你最喜歡的其他娛樂網站。

plus one account lets you have up to six  simultaneous connections for your multiple devices  

加一個賬戶，讓您可以為您的多個設備同時擁有多達六個連接。

are you telling me this will work on my computer  and my tablet and my smartphone up to six of them  

你是在告訴我，這將工作在我的電腦和我的平板電腦和我的智能手機最多六個人

yes oh that's appealing because i have a lot of  devices so protect yourself no matter where you  

是的，哦，這是吸引人的，因為我有很多的設備，所以保護自己，無論你在哪裡。

are where do i sign up i'm getting that just go  to nordvpn.com/howitshould and use promo code  

是我在哪裡註冊我得到的，只是去nordvpn.com/howitshould和使用促銷代碼。

HOWITSHOULD and if you sign  up right now they're offering HISHE fans 68% off  

HOWITSHOULD，如果你現在註冊，他們為HISHE的粉絲提供68%的折扣。

that's only $3.71 a month plus an additional month free just visit nordvpn.com/howitshould and  

這是隻有3.71美元一個月加上額外的一個月免費只是訪問nordvpn.com/howitshould和

use promo code howitshould okay thanks again so much for watching and thanks again to neebs gaming  

使用優惠碼howitshould好嗎再次感謝大家的觀看，也再次感謝neebs遊戲。

we always appreciate it don't forget to like and  subscribe and as always we hope to see you next time

我們一直很感激它不要忘記喜歡和訂閱，我們希望看到你的下一次。

Bye!

再見！