Name: (Kyle Kinane Wants To Be The #1 Grocery Store Humorist – Team Coco LIVE: Moses Storm And Friends)
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T18:32:21.000Z
Duration: 14 min 55 s

from his multiple Comedy Specials on Comedy Central.

從他在喜劇中心的多個喜劇特輯。

That is, animated thing I want talk to him about.

就是說，我想跟他談的動畫事情。

請歡迎我的朋友，凱爾-基納恩。

We used to be neighbors and then you just moved to Portland.

我們曾經是鄰居，然後你搬到了波特蘭。

Yeah. You saw me posted up in front of the U-Haul

是啊，你看到我在U-Haul的前面貼了一張紙。你看到我被貼在U-Haul前面了嗎？

So I brought a lot of flannel, I brought axe.

所以我帶了很多法蘭絨，我帶了斧頭。

I was gonna wear it and then I was wearing it for like,

我本來要穿它，然後我穿了一樣。

a half hour and I lost enthusiasm for the bit.

半個小時，我對這一點失去了熱情。

It is weird. What are you telling people?

這很奇怪。你在跟別人說什麼？

Cause the neighbors are asking like, "What do you do?"

因為鄰居們都在問："你是做什麼的？"

And it's weird to be like, "I'm a comedian.

而且很奇怪，就像 "我是個喜劇演員"。

"I moved from the Entertainment Capital to here."

I don't ever tell anybody I'm a comedian.

我從來沒有告訴任何人我是一個喜劇演員。

I just wanna be like, "Hey, that guy's pretty fun."

我只是想說，"嘿，這傢伙很有趣。"

And then cause if people know you're a comedian

然後，因為如果人們知道你是一個喜劇演員

and you're not fun, they're like, "This guy sucks."

而你不好玩，他們就會說："這傢伙太差勁了。"

That guy with a super pack is really fun.

那個帶著超級揹包的傢伙真的很有趣。

Nobody knows anything about me. I've met the neighbors.

沒有人知道我的任何事情。我已經見過了鄰居。

The mailman's already seen me nude once, that was a mishap.

郵差已經看過我一次裸體了，那是個意外。

Well, I'm not used to living on the ground floor,

you're on the second floor and that's just nudity

你在二樓，這只是赤裸裸的東西

And I thought, the laundry's in the garage.

That's not city life, windows on a garage door?

這不是城市生活，車庫門上的窗戶？

Right. Well that's Portland, where everyone like,

好吧，那是波特蘭那是波特蘭，大家都喜歡的地方。

has a roommate, that lives in the garage.

Well I was taking off all my clothes to put them into wash,

in the garage, you know, you're doing your laundry

在車庫裡，你知道，你正在做你的衣服

and then you get to that point like, well,

然後你到了那個點，就像，好。

what if all my clothes are clean at once?

如果我的衣服一下子都乾淨了怎麼辦？

哦，是啊，我一直想這麼做。我一直想這樣做。

所以，我必須像走下來的襯衫。

Dunk the clothes, I figured I got three seconds window

我想我有三秒鐘的時間，把衣服灌進去

just to dunk the clothes, get back in the house.

只是為了浸泡衣服，回到家裡。

that the mailman is walking up the driveway.

and he was wearing like some Oakley blades.

So I'm sure his eyes saw it, but I couldn't judge it.

所以我肯定他的眼睛看到了，但我無法判斷。

But, now is like the first week we were here.

但是，現在就像我們來這裡的第一個星期。

Did it take you a lot for you to move? I mean.

你花了很多時間來搬家嗎？我是說...

First off, we didn't hire movers and I don't know why.

首先，我們沒有請搬家公司，我也不知道為什麼。

Stupidest thing I've ever done in my life.

You pack so much stuff that you think you're gonna need.

你帶了這麼多東西，你認為你會需要。

And then after you transport it, thousands of miles

然後你把它運走之後，千里迢迢的。

and you're like, "Oh, I never needed this."

你就像，"哦，我從來不需要這個。"

I didn't need this VHS collection of happy days.

我不需要這個收集快樂時光的VHS。

200 different half full hotel moisturizers.

The cheapest moisturizer, it's always lemon scented.

最便宜的保溼霜，總是檸檬味的。

There's no way, it never absorbs your skin.

沒辦法，它永遠不會吸收你的皮膚。

你的皮膚就像，"我不想要這個"

All the antibodies and your body is like,

所有的抗體和你的身體是一樣的。

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