and that's usually when I catch up on some personal stuff.

而這通常是當我趕上了一些個人的東西。

I check my inbox, I return some e-mails,

我檢查我的收件箱，我回一些郵件。

and of course I send out thank-you notes.

當然我也會發感謝信。

And I was just running a bit behind,

而我只是跑得有點慢。

so I thought, if you guys wouldn't mind,

所以，我想，如果你們不介意，

I'd like to write out my weekly thank-you notes.

我想把每週的感謝信寫出來。

right now, I hope it's cool with you guys.

現在，我希望它的涼爽與你們。

James, can I get some thank-you note writing music, please?

詹姆斯，能給我一些寫感謝信的音樂嗎？

Can you, uh...

你能，呃...

♪♪ God, is he --

上帝，是他 -

♪♪

♪♪

Is he animatronic? Is that a real...

他是卡通片嗎？是真的...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Oh, there. He moved his eyes.

哦，有了。他動了動眼睛。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

♪♪

♪♪

Thank you, Tampa Bay Lightning,

謝謝你，坦帕灣閃電。

for winning the Stanley Cup on Monday night.

為週一晚上贏得斯坦利杯。

And for somehow doing it with less fighting

而對於某種程度上來說，這樣做的戰鬥力更低

than we saw Tuesday night.

比我們週二晚上看到的。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

♪♪

♪♪

Thank you, puffer coats,

謝謝你，河豚大衣。

for making me look like The Rock in a t-shirt.

為了讓我看起來像穿T恤的 "岩石"。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

He's just jacked.

他只是被抬高了。

Puffer coats or puffy coats? What are we?

毛絨大衣還是膨體大衣？我們是什麼？

Puffer?

普弗爾？

I don't think I've ever called them puffer coats.

我想我從來沒有叫過它們 "河套大衣"。

What do you call them?

你叫他們什麼？

-Uh, puffer coats.

-呃，毛衣。

-You just made it up.

-你剛剛編的

-No, I didn't.

-不，我沒有

Yes, I did.

是的，我有。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-I knew you did. I knew you did.

-我就知道你有我就知道你有

Okay. ♪♪

好吧

-Thank you, surprise "Borat" sequel coming out

-謝謝你，"波拉特 "續集即將面世，令人驚喜

before Election Day.

在選舉日之前。

It's nice to know that no matter who wins,

很高興知道，無論誰贏。

we can all look forward to four more years of co-workers saying,

我們都可以期待四年多的同事們說。

[ As Borat ] "My wife."

"我的妻子。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Let him do it. Let him do it.

讓他做吧讓他去做。

♪♪

♪♪

Thank you, Microsoft Word,

謝謝你，微軟Word。

for suffering a major outage this week,

因本週遭遇重大故障。

or as Clippy put it, "Well, well, well,

或者像Clippy說的那樣，"好吧，好吧，好吧。

look at who needs help now."

看看現在誰需要幫助。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

He gets a bad rap, Clippy.

他被罵得很慘，Clippy。

He always helped me out. I like Clippy.

他總是幫助我。我喜歡Clippy.

-I love Clippy. -Right?

-我愛Clippy.-對吧？

-He's my home boy. -Yeah.

-他是我的好朋友.-是啊

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-But then you had the option to turn Clippy off.

-但那時你可以選擇關閉Clippy.

-Yeah, but I liked him. -You bring him back, right?

-是的，但我喜歡他.你把他帶回來了，對嗎？ - 是的，但我喜歡他.

-Yeah. -Yeah, you bring him back.

-是的 是的，你把他帶回來。

-Bring him back. -Come on, man.

-把他帶回來-來吧，夥計

[ Laughs ] Clippy.

[笑] Clippy.

-Yeah.

-是的

♪♪

♪♪

-Thank you, knowing there's a mosquito in my bedroom,

-謝謝你，知道我的臥室裡有一隻蚊子。

for providing me with a fun night

為我提供了一個有趣的夜晚

of randomly slapping myself.

的隨意扇自己耳光。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-[ Imitating buzzing ]

-[模仿嗡嗡聲]

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

♪♪

♪♪

-Thank you, scented markers,

-謝謝你，香味標記。

for telling you all who the druggies

告訴你們誰是癮君子

in the first grade class would be.

在一年級的班級裡，會。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Yeah. Yeah. -"Jared, Jared, stop."

是啊，是啊 - "傑瑞德，傑瑞德，停下"傑瑞德，傑瑞德，停下"

-Yeah.

-是的

-I like this one. ♪♪

-我喜歡這個

This one you have to really look at the graphic.

這個你要真的看圖。

-Really? -Yeah.

-真的嗎？真的？ - 是的

It'll be worth it. It'll be --

這將是值得的。這將是 -

This is almost like it's -- this is like AR.

這幾乎就像它的 - 這就像AR。

XR. Multi screen type of stuff. -Oh, okay, okay, okay.

XR。多螢幕類型的東西。-哦，好吧，好吧，好吧。

-Yeah. This is like -- yeah.

-是啊。這就像 - 是啊。

Anyways...

總之...

Look at the graphic and also listen to me.

看圖，也聽我說。

-Okay. -So it is like an --

-好吧，所以它就像一個...

it's an audio, it's an audible, it's --

這是一個音頻，這是一個聽覺，這是 -

-I get it. -Yeah.

-我明白了-我明白了

-All right.

-好的

-Wait, at the same time, or --? -At the same time?

-等一下，在同一時間，還是--？-同時？

Was that -- Yeah, yeah. -Okay.

那是... 是的，是的。-好吧

-At the same time, you're going to look and listen.

-同時，你要看和聽。

Yep.

是的。

-Right now?

-現在？

-Soon, yeah. Soon as I -- Soon as I can.

-儘快，是的。只要我... 只要我能做到

-Okay. -All right. Thanks, Higgins.

-好吧謝謝，希金斯

-You ready? Let's do it.

-你準備好了嗎？準備好了嗎？

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Take that back, man. -Oh, my God.

-收回那句話，夥計-哦，我的天

Take it like this.

就像這樣

♪♪

♪♪

Thank you, hammerhead sharks,

謝謝你，雙髻鯊。

for being a fearsome predator that's also really good

因為它是可怕的掠奪者，也是真正的好手

at giving side-eye.

在給人側目。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

That's really good.

這真的很好。

♪♪

♪♪

-Thank you, London Marathon, for being held this Sunday

-謝謝你，倫敦馬拉松，在這個星期天舉行

without spectators, or as I'll put it on Monday,

沒有觀眾，或者說我週一會把它。

"Hey, everybody, I ran the London Marathon."

"嘿，大家好，我跑了倫敦馬拉松。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

There you have it. Those are my thank-you notes.

這就是我的感謝信 There you have it.這些是我的感謝信。