Simon: This is the hardest part

這是最難的部分

of filming an ice cream video,

的拍攝冰激凌視頻。

it not melting when you are done.

它不融化 當你完成。

So Some of you might be saying: Hey Simon and Martina! this is

所以你們有些人可能會說：嘿，西蒙和瑪蒂娜！

the second dessert video that you filmed in a row.

你連續拍攝的第二個甜點視頻。

To which I'm going to say,

對此，我想說。

"You know what? Today I drink KALE!

"你知道嗎？今天我喝KALE!

So you know what. I deserved this. I put

所以你知道嗎？我活該。我把

kale in a blender with some water (gross) and

在攪拌機中加入一些水（噁心）和甘藍。

pulverized and I drink it

碾碎了我喝

I had a sad ass morning. (that face doe) M: It was really gross.

我有一個傷心的屁股的早晨。(那張臉嘟嘟的)M：真的很噁心。

Simon : I am gonna have myself some ice cream today. Oh my God!

我今天要給自己吃點冰激凌。哦，我的上帝！

M: you guys might be wondering a video

男：你們可能想知道一個視頻

on ice cream.? self - reflection music?

在冰激凌上，? 自我反思音樂?

without it being like a special cherry

櫻桃小丸子

blossom video or like halloween special.

綻放的視頻或像萬聖節特別。

This is -I can honestly tell you guys- S: Without a doubt

這就是--我可以誠實地告訴你們--S：毫無疑問。

M: without a single ounce of

M：沒有一絲一毫的

insincerity, the best ice cream I've ever

虛偽，是我吃過的最好的冰激凌。

had in my whole life.

有在我的一生。

S: This is crazy good! M:When we first had this,

S:這是瘋狂的好！M:當我們第一次有這個。

this ice cream we thought it was

這個冰激凌我們認為它是

actually from outside of japan and was

其實是日本以外的人，是

just like an import item like Häagen-Dazs

就像哈根達斯那樣的進口商品

or something. But then we start dig into it

或什麼的。但後來我們開始挖掘它

and do some research, and it turns out that

並做了一些研究，結果發現。

this crazy amazing ice cream is

這個瘋狂的驚人的冰淇淋是

straight up Japanese and it was under

直截了當的日本人，它是下

prototypes since 2010. S: There is a science

2010年以來的原型。S：有一個科學

behind this ice cream. It is the perfect

這款冰激凌的背後。它是完美的

soft serve ice cream M: uh huh. So

軟服務冰淇淋M：嗯哼。所以

here's the dealio; I kinda went

這裡的交易io; 我有點去了。

information spiral. I just spent like way

資訊螺旋。我只是花了喜歡的方式

too much time on the internet finding

上網時間太長

out about this. This ice cream has so

出這個。這個冰激凌有這麼

much research behind it, because they [Cremia] wanted

因為他們[Cremia]想在背後進行大量的研究。

to make an ice cream that was so rich

做一個如此豐富的冰激凌

and heavy. That when you eat it it feel

和沉重。當你吃它的時候

like your almost licking whipped cream but

就像你的幾乎舔 奶油，但

not in a way that your mouth is

口不擇言

coated in a gross way. S: because if you

塗的方式很噁心。S：因為如果你

drink heavy cream

醍醐灌頂

not-not-not that I've done it. Shut up. if

不... 不... 不是說我做過。閉嘴，如果

you do drink heavy cream

你喝的是奶油

it tastes really, really heavy (applause)

味道真真切切，真真切切

M: most soft serve ice cream comes in at eight

男：大部分軟冰激凌都是在8個

percent fat content

脂肪含量

Cremia comes in at 12.5 percent

克雷米亞為12.5%。

S: That's almost fifty percent! Wait no !

S:這幾乎是50％！等等，不！

That is more than 50 percent more! M: I mean I am not a math person, but 8 plus 8

那就是多了50%以上!男：我的意思是我不是一個數學愛好者，但8加8

isn't that like 14, 16, or 18, 19 (ugh)

是不是像14，16，或18，19（唉）。

what I am getting is they wanted to make

我得到的是，他們想讓

soft-serve ice cream that was as rich than

濃郁的軟冰激凌，是比不上

normal ice cream. But here's the problem,

正常的冰淇淋。但問題是

they went through over four hundred prototypes

他們經歷了四百多個原型

because they said the mouth feel of

因為他們說口感的

creamy ice cream was too much. But they

奶油冰激凌太多。但他們

perfected it and the cone. Did you know,

完善了它和錐體。你知道嗎？

S: I didn't.M: That they went through

S：我沒有.M：他們經歷了。

months and months of research to get the

幾個月的研究，以獲得

perfect cone. They tried waffle cone, they

完美的錐體。他們嘗試了華夫餅筒，他們

tried the normal white cones that you get

嘗試正常的白色錐體，你得到

when like your little kid. They

當像你的小孩。他們

eventually came up with thier own version of

最終拿出了他們自己的版本

cookie cone because they said the cone

餅乾圓筒，因為他們說圓筒

needs to match the richness, and when you

需要匹配的豐富性，而當你

bite into it the cone falls apart in your

咬定青山不放鬆，立竿見影

mouth like a short bread. S: It almost has

嘴裡像個短麵包。S: 它幾乎有

like a brightness to it almost like one

像一個光明的它幾乎像一個

lemoniness that kind of cut the creaminess

檸檬香

of the ice cream and the taste of the ice

冰淇淋的味道和冰塊的味道。

cream itself it's just it's almost like

霜本身只是它幾乎像

cheese. I know that doesn't sound appetizing

奶酪。我知道這聽起來並不開胃。

but it will almost M:like a brie S: It

但它幾乎會像一個布里的S：

feels like a cheese. It's so rich and

感覺就像一塊奶酪。它是如此的豐富和

velvety. M: Every time someone visit us in

天鵝絨般的。M：每次有人來我們在

Japan. We are like here is some sushi, here is some good ramen. Ok

日本。我們就像這裡有一些壽司，這裡有一些好的拉麵。好吧，我知道了。

let's just go for ice cream and we always

讓我們只是去吃冰淇淋，我們總是。

take into Cremia. S: What's great about this

帶進克雷米亞。S：這有什麼好的？

is that it's not just one location

是，它不只是一個地點

this is just like a brand of soft-serve that

這就像一個牌子的軟飲料，它是

become popular around Japan. If you are

在日本國內很受歡迎。如果你是

coming to Japan, treat yourself to the best

來日本，請享受最好的

soft - serve ice cream M: Now Simon has the

軟冰淇淋 M：現在西蒙有了一個新的冰淇淋。

plain one. He has the traditional one

平凡的一個。他有一個傳統的

but the second one I have has like nuts

但第二個我有像堅果

and caramel in it. And they tend to have

和焦糖在裡面。 而他們往往有

like a special one that will pop up. So I

像一個特殊的，會突然出現。所以我

think last year was a coconut one. S: Oh yeah!

好像去年是一個椰子的。S：哦，是的!

M: I prefer the plain one just because it

M：我更喜歡純色的，只是因為它是

is so perfect. S: And to be honest whenever

是如此完美。S：說實話，每當

I go to an ice cream shop I never want

我去了一家冰淇淋店，我從來沒有想過

just the plain vanilla ice cream. You'll

只是普通的香草冰激凌。你會

always want some kind of special flavor

別有一番風味

that they have. Cremia Ice Cream

他們有。克雷米亞冰淇淋

is perfect. You might be saying

是完美的。你可能會說

Hey Simon or Martina! Is the commercial? Are

嘿，西蒙或瑪蒂娜！ 是廣告嗎？是

you paid by Cremia. No we are fu? not

你由克雷米亞支付。不，我們是富人，不是

I wish we were. I love this ice cream for

我希望我們是。我喜歡這個冰激凌

dessert the way I love Coco curry for

甜品，就像我愛可可咖喱一樣。

savory foods. M: But Cremia if you're looking

鹹味食品。M：但是Cremia如果你要找的是。

to hire looking for someone. I will

僱用找人。我將

swim in your ice cream if you want me to.

如果你想讓我在你的冰激凌裡游泳的話。

M: But you can't because it so thick. Because

M：但是你不能，因為它太厚了。因為...

12.5 percent. S: I like our

12.5％。S：我喜歡我們的

jobs. How we are "like what you want to do

工作。 我們是如何 "如意算盤 "的？

today"

今天

Well how about we go film some ice cream

那我們去拍點冰激凌怎麼樣？

and that's my job really.

這是我的工作，真的。

Go eat some ice cream and film it.

去吃點冰激凌，然後拍下來。

M: then I edit it. okay S: oh yeah editing part too.

M：然後我就編輯它.好的S：哦，是編輯部分了。

M: Yeah that whole thing. ⏳Time Warp⏳

M：是啊，整個事情。"""時空扭曲"""時空扭曲""""。

?Meow Mix Song?

喵喵混搭歌？

Video Editing Sad Music

視頻編輯悲傷音樂

M: You know who is going to be disappointed about the video? S: Who? M: Dan

M：你知道誰會對這段視頻感到失望嗎？S：誰？M：丹

M:Dan is an ice cream monster S: I actually asked him

M:丹是個冰激凌怪 S:其實我是問他的。

to film. I said you want to come and he

拍攝。我說你想來，他

yelled at me because he's actually in

對我大喊大叫，因為他其實在。

meetings all day and he can't skip

整天開會，他不能跳過

them. So he is at his meetings and we're

他們。所以，他在他的會議，我們是

eating ice cream. Hey Dan,

吃冰淇淋。嘿，丹。

what's more important, business meetings

輕重緩急

about the future of the company or

關於公司的未來或

eating ice cream? Dan if you were to

吃冰激凌？丹，如果你是

come we would have given you ice cream.

來我們會給你冰淇淋。

We would've paid for your ice cream.

我們會為你的冰激凌付錢的。

You know what? I would've paid for two ice creams.

你知道嗎？我已經支付了兩個冰淇淋。

That's how generous I am.

我就是這麼大方。

SAD DAN MUSIC

悲傷的丹音樂

What the difference

有什麼區別

between a shit ice cream and a good ice cream?

屎冰激凌和好冰激凌之間？

Shit ice cream made of barely of milk.

勉強用牛奶做的狗屎冰淇淋。

They are like ice crystal. You know

他們就像冰晶一樣。你知道嗎？

when you get really really cheap soft serve and you lick it

當你得到非常便宜的軟服務，你舔它。

and you're like it hurts tongue. S: it

和你一樣，它傷害了舌頭。S: 它

cut your tongue with all the jarring

斬釘截鐵

crystals of ice because it's so low

晶體的冰，因為它是如此之低。

quality milk, not with this. M: yeah

優質的牛奶，不能用這個。M：是啊

S: this is all cream baby. M: Just guys, when you

S：這都是奶油寶貝。M：只是夥計們，當你

try it please let us know send us a tweet or

嘗試一下，請讓我們知道給我們發個微博或

facebook or leave a comment message

facebook或留言

because you guys are going to be like: " oh

因為你們要像，"哦

my god guys this is so good"

我的上帝的傢伙，這是如此之好"

for any of you that have tried from Cremia Ice Cream and if

對於任何你有嘗試從Cremia冰淇淋和如果

you can tell me that you've tried better

你可以告訴我，你已經嘗試過更好的方法了

ice cream somewhere else. Tell me where you

冰淇淋在別的地方。告訴我你在哪裡

live and I will fight you. All right, I

活著，我就和你打。好吧，我

will fight you to the death. M:Will you though?

會和你決一死戰。M:你雖然會？

S:I won't because I'm not a fighter. So that's

S:我不會，因為我不是一個戰士。所以這就是

it for this week's food

它為本週的食物

adventure program for awesome people. How

厲害的人的冒險計劃。如何

about next week we go for lollipops?

下週我們去吃棒棒糖吧？

S: We are becoming a dessert channel. M: Where are we going to get lollipops?

S:我們正在成為一個甜品頻道。M：我們去哪裡買棒棒糖？

M:We put up two videos on something sweet. We have barely put up

M:我們放了兩個視頻，關於一些甜蜜的事情。我們幾乎沒有把

any sweet video. S: True! We mostly do savory videos.

任何甜蜜的視頻。S：沒錯！我們主要做的是鹹味視頻。 我們主要是做鹹味視頻。

S: I'm glad we did something sweet. M: Yeah now let's

S：我很高興我們做了一些甜蜜的事情。M: 是的，現在讓我們

go work that off with kale shake

去工作，關閉與甘藍奶昔

M: I feel sad. S: UGHHHH Gross!

M：我覺得很難過。S：UGHHHGross!

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Subtitled by :Thomas Vu