(head laughing)

（頭笑）

(brains bubbling)

（大腦冒泡）

(brains squelching)

（大腦壓制）

(creepy laughing)

（令人毛骨悚然的笑）

(brains squelching)

（大腦壓制）

(dramatic music building)

(音樂樓)

(creature roaring)

（生物的咆哮）

(creepy laughing)

（令人毛骨悚然的笑）

- Don't say it.

- 不要說了

- I'm gonna say it.

- 我想說的是

- Don't.

- 別這樣

- But I wanna.

- 但我想。

- Orange, you know the moment you say it

- 橙子，你一說就知道了

he's gonna pop out of the shadows or something.

他要去彈出的陰影或東西。

So don't say it!

所以不要說出來！

- Don't say what?

- 不要說什麼？

- The word creepy pasta, 'cause the moment we say it-

- 詭異麵條這個詞，因為我們一說出來... ...

- Did someone say creepy pasta? (laughs)

- 有人說了令人毛骨悚然的意大利麵嗎？（笑）

(fruit screaming)

（水果尖叫）

Oh, it pleases me that you wish to hear

哦，我很高興你能聽到

another of my world-famous creepy pastas.

另一個我的世界著名的爬行麵食。

- We actually don't. We just said that-

- 我們其實沒有。我們只是說...

- My latest creation is entitled "Spider Cap." (laughs)

- 我的最新作品名為 "蜘蛛帽"。（笑）

- Oh cool, is Spiderman in it?

- 哦，酷，蜘蛛人在裡面嗎？

- Is Captain America in it?

- 美國隊長在裡面嗎？

- I am afraid we couldn't afford them,

- 我怕我們買不起。

but there is a hat, you like hats don't you?

但有一頂帽子，你喜歡帽子，不是嗎？

- Um, I guess.

- 嗯，我想。

- Of course you do.

- 你當然會

Now then, where was I? (clears throat)

現在，我說到哪裡了？(清嗓子)

Once upon a time there was a young pear

從前，有一個年輕的梨子。

who was obsessed with fashion

痴迷於時尚的人

when he heard about a new hat shop in town.

當他聽說鎮上有一家新的帽子店時。

"Speederman's Hat Shoppe" read the sign out front.

"超速俠帽子店 "門口的牌子上寫著。

The pear could tell it was a fancy establishment

梨子看得出這是一個高級的機構

because of all the extra letters in the word shop.

因為單詞店裡多了很多字母。

Excited, he rushed inside and was greeted

他興奮地衝進屋裡，迎接他的是

with shelves and shelves of every type of hat

擺滿了各種帽子的架子和貨架

he could possibly imagine and even some he couldn't.

他可以想象，甚至有些他無法想象。

Across the store the purveyor of the shop, Mr. Speederman,

對面的店家，斯比德曼先生。

spied the young pear perusing the rare hat section.

窺見小梨在瀏覽珍稀帽子區。

Mr. Speederman asked the young pear

斯比德曼先生問小梨

if he was interested in seeing

如果他有興趣看

the most expensive hat in the store.

店裡最貴的帽子。

Intrigued, the pear's eyes widened as Mr. Speederman

梨子很感興趣，睜大了眼睛，因為駭人先生。

produced a beautiful black and red box

製作了一個漂亮的黑紅色盒子

with what appeared to be air holes punched in the top.

上面好像打了氣孔。

The pear was perplexed

梨子迷惑不解

but his hesitance quickly turned to excitement

但他的猶豫很快就變成了興奮。

as the shopkeeper explained that the hat within

在店主解釋說，裡面的那頂帽

was all the rage in Paris and Milan.

在巴黎和米蘭風靡一時。

The young pear could not wait to try on the hat within

小梨子迫不及待地想試戴一下里面的帽子。

until the lid was opened

直到蓋子被打開

and he saw what was inside:

他看到了裡面的東西。

a gigantic living, breathing spider.

一個巨大的生活，呼吸的蜘蛛。

Now the young pear was beyond confused.

這下小梨子無比困惑了。

This spider was a hat?

這隻蜘蛛是一頂帽子？

Mr. Speederman explained that yes,

斯皮德曼先生解釋說，是的。

the spider cap was the most cutting-edge

蜘蛛帽是最先進的

hat wear money could buy.

錢能買到的帽子

The pear looked around the store to find a number

梨子在店裡找了一圈，找到了一個號碼

of particularly fashionable patrons

名門望族

wearing spider caps as well.

也戴著蜘蛛帽。

Fearing he might miss out on a smashing new trend

擔心自己會錯過一個轟轟烈烈的新潮流。

the young pear quickly handed over the considerable sum,

小梨很快就交出了這筆可觀的款項。

signed a contract of some sort,

簽訂了某種合同。

then proudly placed his brand new spider cap upon his head.

然後驕傲地把他嶄新的蜘蛛帽戴在頭上。

At which point it plunged its fangs

這時，它把它的獠牙刺入

deep into the pear's head.

深入梨的頭部。

The shopkeeper assured the pear

店主向梨子保證

that this was all perfectly normal.

這一切都很正常。

This way the spider cap wouldn't blow away in the wind.

這樣蜘蛛帽就不會被風吹走。

The pear looked around and sure enough,

梨子看了看四周，果然如此。

the other spider caps were secured

其他的蜘蛛帽都是固定的

in their owner's heads the same way.

在他們主人的腦海中也是如此。

Soon Pear began to feel strange.

很快，梨子就開始覺得奇怪。

He felt a slight itch on his back

他覺得背上有點癢

and so he scratched it.

於是他就抓了起來。

And at that moment he realized

在那一刻，他意識到

he was scratching his own back.

他是在給自己撓背。

This of course was surprising to him

這當然讓他感到意外

because he had no limbs.

因為他沒有四肢。

He rushed to a mirror only to discover

他衝到鏡子前才發現

that he had sprouted a long,

他已經長出了一。

hairy spider leg out of his body,

毛茸茸的蜘蛛腿從他的身體裡出來。

then another and another.

然後是另一個和另一個。

As Pear gazed into the mirror

梨子對著鏡子的時候

he saw that he no longer had two eyes,

他看到自己不再有兩隻眼睛。

he was growing additional eyes by the second.

他的眼睛越來越多

He again asked the shopkeeper if this was typical.

他又問店主，這是不是典型的。

The shopkeeper replied yes,

店主回答是的。

everything happening to the young pear

梨園之事

was covered in the contract he had signed.

在他簽署的合同中已經涵蓋。

The young pear opened his mouth to reply,

小梨子開口回答。

but his tongue was gone.

但他的舌頭已經消失了。

It had become (indistinct) juice.

它已經成為（緲）汁。

Pear darted for the door trying to escape,

梨子飛快地跑向門外，想要逃跑。

but the shopkeeper was too fast.

但店主的速度太快了。

Mr. Speederman quickly and expertly trapped the young pear,

斯比德曼先生迅速而專業地將小梨困住。

or should I say the young spider

小蜘蛛

inside a familiar-looking red and black box

在一個熟悉的紅黑盒子裡

with air hose punched in the lid.

盒蓋上打有氣管。

Outside the box he could hear voices.

在包廂外他能聽到聲音。

A new customer had just walked into the shop

剛剛有一位新顧客走進店裡

and was asking to purchase a new spider cap.

並要求購買新的蜘蛛帽。

(fruit screaming)

（水果尖叫）

- Well that was a good one Creepy Pasta.

- 嗯，這是一個很好的一個令人毛骨悚然的麵食。

- Yeah, you should definitely post it

- 是啊，你一定要貼出來

to the worldwide web. (laughs)

到全球網絡。（笑）

(Creepy Pasta groans)

（詭異的麵食呻吟）

- That story really freaked me out.

- 這個故事真的把我嚇壞了。

Just the thought of turning into a spider and wait,

只是想到變成蜘蛛就等著。

where's Pear?

梨子呢？

- Who cares? He was boring anyway.

- 誰在乎呢？反正他很無聊。

- Hmm, that's true. (laughs)

- 嗯，這是真的。（笑）

(Apple laughs)

（蘋果笑）

(Creepy Pasta laughs)

(Creepy Pasta笑)

(creepy circus music)

（令人毛骨悚然的馬戲團音樂）