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There's no such thing as being too cool.
沒有所謂的太酷。
I have beautiful skin.
我有美麗的皮膚。
I don't care where you from what you've done.
我不在乎你從哪裡來,你做過什麼。
Come, come, come.
如何,如何,如何。
I'm saying, John, I'm gonna show you how to do it.
我說,約翰,我會告訴你怎麼做。
First things first.
先說正事。
You got what?
你得到了什麼?
Your face.
你的臉
You gotta get your Facebook.
你得把你的Facebook。
I who?
我是誰?
It's simple.
這很簡單。
Watch, right.
看,對。
I'm not done washing my face.
我還沒洗完臉呢
Obviously, in this way, first thing I start with this.
很顯然,這樣一來,首先我就從這個開始。
It's a gentle exfoliant, so you could really do it for a while.
它是一種溫和的去角質劑,所以你真的可以做一段時間。
I like laughing in my place.
我喜歡在我的地方笑。
I like knowing for a fact, but I'm doing myself love.
我喜歡知道一個事實,但我在做自己的愛。
Self love happens in a mirror and a shower by yourself.
自愛發生在一面鏡子和自己洗澡的時候。
You know, what's the myth?
你知道,什麼是神話?
Guys who were too tough to take care of their skin that said, there don't exist.
那些太過強悍,不懂得保養皮膚的傢伙說,不存在的。
They sound dumb.
他們聽起來很傻。
I really didn't take a long time ago, cause I really do sincerely genuinely love myself.
我真的是很久以前就沒有了,因為我真的是真心實意的愛自己。
Don't forget your neck too.
也別忘了你的脖子。
Anybody else?
還有誰?
We just a not sure why.
我們只是不知道為什麼。
My mom's object e don't know the difference between a pat dry rub and enduring all over your face.
我媽媽的對象e不知道拍打幹擦和忍耐全臉的區別。
You got sensitive skin.
你的皮膚很敏感
You ain't gonna take your time.
你不會慢慢來的
The second order of business.
第二件事。
This is rose hip oil.
這是玫瑰果油。
If you've never seen it before, take a look at that because I've been traveling your skin or your dry because you're traveling whenever you in different altitudes, different temperatures, different climates.
如果你從來沒有見過,看看,因為我一直在旅行你的皮膚或你的乾燥,因為你在旅行,只要你在不同的海拔,不同的溫度,不同的氣候。
Oh, this is the consistency of it.
哦,這就是它的一致性。
It's not.
不是這樣的
Is this order always rub up?
這個訂單總是蹭蹭蹭的往上漲嗎?
My mom told me that my mom said You have to fight gravity wrap up.
我媽媽告訴我,我媽媽說你要對抗重力包袱。
So I wrote because I don't want to figure out what happens if I don't listen to my mom.
所以我寫了,因為我不想弄清楚如果我不聽媽媽的話會怎麼樣。
She said about she got great skin.
她說她的皮膚很好。
If it's not enough, just double back for a generous amount.
如果不夠,就雙倍返還大方。
I'm not your skin.
我不是你的皮膚。
You got to know what you need.
你得知道你需要什麼。
They can't tell you what to do on the bottle.
他們不能告訴你在瓶子上做什麼。
They never seen your face.
他們從未見過你的臉。
They never wake up next to you.
他們永遠不會在你身邊醒來。
How do you know how much you need?
你怎麼知道你需要多少錢?
They give a general prescribing mouth and then you gotta figure out what's best for you.
他們給了一個大致的處方口,然後你得想出什麼是最適合你的。
My skin feels amazing.
我的皮膚感覺棒極了。
And then his last thing.
然後他的最後一件事。
Because if you really love yourself, you never neglect vitamin C.
因為如果你真的愛自己,就絕不會忽視維生素C。
Vitamin C, You will save you a misery tears and I'm staring at old pictures.
維生素C,你會給你省下慘痛的眼淚,我盯著舊照片。
You won't be staring at old pictures talking about.
你不會是盯著老照片在說。
We used to be sexy.
我們曾經是性感的。
You don't wanna do that.
你不會想這麼做的
I'm not even doing too much because vitamin C vitamin C has a frightening element.
我都不怎麼做,因為維生素C維生素C有嚇人的成分。
Meaning if you put too much of something like this on it, naturally, it'll brighten your skin.
意思是說,如果你把這樣的東西塗得太多,自然會讓你的皮膚變白。
That's not the intention.
這不是本意。
I just wanna make sure my skin gets hydrated.
我只是想確保我的皮膚得到保溼。
Just put a drop, literally.
就放一滴,真的。
Just hit it with a drop.
就用滴滴打。
Oh, you too tough.
哦,你太狠了。
You too, masculine.
你也是,男性。
And put a drop the vitamin C around your auto bones.
並在你的汽車骨骼周圍放一滴維生素C。
You don't wanna be sexy in real life, you're gonna be half sexy.
你不想在現實生活中變得性感,你就會有一半的性感。
I don't believe in that.
我不相信這一點。
I believe is be sexy or go home when I ain't been home in a long time.
我相信,當我很久沒回家的時候,要麼性感,要麼回家。
And plus I know the trick.
再加上我知道這個技巧。
Fan.
範。
I know it's this finger.
我知道是這個手指。
Girls don't tell you it's this finger.
女生不會告訴你是這個手指。
You gotta use this one because this is supposed to be the one that applies the least amount of pressure.
你得用這個,因為這個應該是壓力最小的一個。
So when you just tapping it like this because of skin underneath your eye, it is the most sensitive skin on your entire body.
所以當你只是這樣拍打的時候,因為眼睛下面的皮膚,是全身最敏感的皮膚。
There's no such thing as being too cool.
沒有所謂的太酷。
I have beautiful skin.
我有美麗的皮膚。
I don't care Where you from?
我不管你是哪裡人?
What you've done bumpy, greasy, beaten, broken ruffle skin.
你做了什麼凹凸不平,油膩膩,被打得破破爛爛的荷包皮。
That ain't what you really want.
這不是你真正想要的。
I don't care what you looking at, Mary.
我不在乎你在看什麼,瑪麗。
Tell yourself I know what you really need to know what you really want.
告訴自己,我知道你真正需要的是什麼,知道你真正想要的是什麼。
You probably all these in vitamin C.
你可能所有這些在維生素C。
You're gonna need some rose hip oil.
你會需要一些玫瑰果油。
And plus you're gonna need next rolling.
再加上你需要下一次滾動。
I'm tired.
我累了
I've been on a lot of planes, trains and automobiles.
我坐過很多飛機、火車和汽車。
I wanna go to bed, but e forgot to shut you up.
我想去睡覺,但我忘了讓你閉嘴。