Welcome to took your creative play.

歡迎你來參加你的創意遊戲。

I am your host, Emma and I am in jail because I did some crazy stuff.

我是你的主人，艾瑪，我在監獄裡，因為我做了一些瘋狂的事情。

That's right.

是的

Today we're gonna be looking into crazy Japanese laws and ordinances and seeing if we can figure out which ones a true or false today in the video, I'm gonna be filming with Sarah nuts to me and she or E.

今天我們要研究一下瘋狂的日本法律和條例，看看我們能不能找出哪些是真的還是假的，今天在視頻中，我要和莎拉堅果一起拍攝，她或E。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Oh, so, yeah, we're gonna be filming from home today.

哦，所以，是的，我們要去 從今天在家拍攝。

But look, we were all committing crimes.

但你看，我們都在犯罪。

Will.

Will.

Not to me.

對我來說不是。

Looks like nuts.

看起來像堅果。

And it's gonna be the judge, but look at us.

而這將是法官，但看看我們。

We're Crime Committee's.

我們是犯罪委員會的。

I stole some fruit from old ladies tree.

我從老太太的樹上偷了一些水果。

So that's how I got in trouble.

所以我就這樣惹上了麻煩。

What did you do, Sarah?

你做了什麼，莎拉？

Well, I stole some bread.

好吧，我偷了一些麵包。

I was very hungry.

我很餓。

Understandable.

可以理解。

Surely.

當然了

What happened?

怎麼了？

I drink too much and I started sleeping on the floor.

我喝多了，就開始睡在地板上。

Is that you?

是你嗎？

That's me.

這就是我。

I begin, man.

我開始了，夥計。

Also, today is the first time that we have Not to me on camera with us.

另外，今天是第一次，我們的鏡頭裡有不給我。

So hello.

所以，你好。

Not to me.

對我來說不是。

Can you give us a little self introduction?

你能給我們做一下自我介紹嗎？

I'm not to me.

我不是對我。

I'm are a project.

我是一個項目。

The coordinate Darcy Mastella nice to meet you.

達西-馬斯特拉很高興見到你。

Hey, thank you so much for being here.

嘿，非常感謝你能來這裡。

From now on, you might see that to me a little bit more in some videos.

從現在開始，你可能會在一些視頻中看到，給我多一點。

So let's make you feel welcome.

所以，讓我們讓你感到歡迎。

Today.

今天

Natsumi is going to be telling us the laws and ordinances, and we're gonna have to be guessing if they are true or false, and they're gonna be a little bit crazy.

夏美要告訴我們法律和條例，我們要猜測它們是真還是假，它們會有點瘋狂。

So we'll see how we go.

所以，我們將看到我們如何去。

I have luckily not being in trouble with the law so far in Japan, but I'm but I'm not too familiar with a lot of the crazier laws.

在日本，我很幸運地沒有惹上法律的麻煩，但我卻對很多比較瘋狂的法律不太熟悉。

So I guess we'll see how we go.

所以，我想我們會看到我們如何去。

Okay, next to me with the first law, if you please.

好吧，旁邊的我與第一條法律，如果你請。

Number one.

第一。

It is permitted to keep a baseball bat in your car.

允許在車上放一根棒球棍。

If you do not use it, you're forced.

如果你不使用，你就會被強迫。

What?

什麼？

Saying that?

說這話？

Two False.

兩個假的。

Isn't it true for me?

我不也是這樣嗎？

It's like I feel like it's one of those laws where it's like you can't keep a baseball bat in your car because that would be possibly aggressive unless you are a baseball player.

這就像我覺得它是那些法律中的一個，它就像你不能把棒球棒放在你的車裡，因為這將是可能的攻擊性，除非你是一個棒球運動員。

But then it's like, what do baseball players do?

但是，這就像，棒球運動員是幹什麼的？

My reason for this is my image of A It's always like the Yankee is attacking someone or climb.

我的理由是我對A的影象 它總像美國佬在襲擊某人或攀登。

So same reason is okay.

所以同樣的道理也是可以的。

What about you, Sarah?

你呢，莎拉？

Well, I think full convenience, like good to have it in the car if you need to go training as a like a baseball player.

好吧，我覺得充分的方便，比如說如果你需要像棒球運動員一樣去訓練的話，把它放在車上就好了。

Okay, well, we got both sides that to me.

好吧，好吧，我們得到了雙方，我。

What is the answer?

答案是什麼？

Okay, the answer.

好吧，答案。

It's good for false s.

這是好的假s。

Hey, eyes it illegal to keep a baseball bat in the car.

嘿，在車裡放一根棒球棍是違法的。

Ah, yes, daughter.

啊，是的，女兒。

Keep your weapon without any good reasons will be charged eso if without any good reason.

保持你的武器沒有任何好的理由將被收取eso如果沒有任何好的理由。

So maybe if you're a baseball player in my okay, my s.

所以，也許如果你是一個棒球運動員，在我的還好，我的S。

So if you're gonna injure someone with a baseball bat, dresses a baseball player under, for example, baseball bats, I want pipes or those words.

所以，如果你要用棒球棍傷人，打扮下棒球運動員，比如，棒球棍，我要管子或這些詞。

We got it as the weapons on the boys made a question, you Well, now we know now, you know, but this low on and enjoy, which one is it?

我們得到了它作為武器上的男孩做了一個問題，你嗯，現在我們知道現在，你知道，但這個低上和享受，哪一個是它？

No, no.

不，不。

Wow.

哇哦

About to It is okay to buy when a very, very savvy swapper or Korea sabes worker asked you quad elections.

大約是當一個非常非常精明的交換者或韓國薩博斯工作者問你四方選舉時，可以買。

What?

什麼？

What a weird what prank Again?

又是什麼奇怪的什麼惡作劇？

I say no were all false.

我說沒有都是假的。

Okay, All three of us went false.

好吧，我們三個人都是假的。

Okay, Er uh course it a Even though it's not OK by law, I think just a nice thing to do is to give people the rial directions.

好吧，呃，呃，當然... ...雖然法律上不允許，但我認為給人們提供方向是件好事。

Those were interference with someone else.

這些都是對別人的干擾。

Business will be punished.

企業將受到懲罰。

You will be imprisoned who are less than three years or my gosh.

你會被關進監獄 誰是不到三年或我的天哪。

Funny up, Thio 502,000.

有趣的是，Thio 502,000。

The end If you do so.

端 如果你這樣做。

Wow.

哇哦

What if you accidentally get the directions wrong?

如果你不小心弄錯了方向怎麼辦？

Go to jail for like three years.

去坐牢三年吧

Let's be nice, person.

我們要好好的，人。

Yeah, that's that's in all of this.

是啊，這就是這一切。

Let's just be nice people, especially to delivery workers number three speaking on the road.

我們還是做個好人吧，尤其是對路上說話的三號送貨員。

It's illegal.

這是非法的。

Illegal spitting food is illegal.

違法吐槽食物是違法的。

I see old men spit every day all the time.

我每天都能看到老人家吐口水。

Here it it's like it's one of the sounds of Japan.

在這裡，它就像是日本的聲音之一。

E s not only why old the guys sound the same like oh, baby, I wish they sounded like that.

E's不僅是為什麼老傢伙們聽起來一樣的哦，寶貝，我希望他們聽起來像。

She already I wish they sounded cute.

她已經我希望他們聽起來很可愛。

Animal.

動物：

We're not gonna do it here.

我們不會在這裡做。

It's just men.

這只是男人。

I wonder what a man with a salary man would say if I walked in front of him and then like like uh e wrong?

我不知道一個拿著工資的男人會說什麼，如果我走在他面前，然後像呃e錯了？

What was your intention?

你的目的是什麼？

I wanna bond e think it's legal because so many people do it and I don't see the police doing anything.

我想保釋，我認為這是合法的，因為很多人都這樣做，我沒有看到警察做什麼。

The stuff okay, De Anza, It's do true.

這些東西還好，德安薩，這是真的。

Oh, legal And people still do it.

哦，合法的，而且人們仍然這樣做。

Yeah, there, Eagle, I'm so glad it's illegal, but that doesn't change anything.

是啊，老鷹，我很高興它是非法的，但這並不能改變什麼。

I guess what will be charged if they're street urinated or defecated?

我猜如果是街頭大小便，會被收什麼錢？

Or make someone between public spaces like street or park?

或者在街道或公園等公共空間之間造人？

Can you say the law again while will be judged?

你能再說一遍法律，而將被審判嗎？

Is this spirit urinate?

這個精神是尿嗎？

They spit, urinate, Okay.

他們吐痰，尿尿，好吧。

Indicate what makes someone do it in public spaces.

說明是什麼讓某人在公共場所做。

Makes it.

讓它。

Yeah, but now am I doing I mean, jail because Sarah made me poop.

是啊，但現在我做我的意思是， 監獄，因為莎拉讓我拉屎。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

If it's the same level and they don't get consequences for spitting, then at least there won't be consequences for taking a pee in the street.

如果是同一個級別，他們隨地吐痰沒有後果，那麼至少在大街上撒尿不會有後果。

I gotta be careful.

我得小心點

Next thing I'll do is maybe peeing in the public.

下一件事我也許會在公共場合撒尿。

Maybe.

也許吧

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Just be a little puddle before with three crush dressed ours.

只是在與三個暗戀打扮我們的之前，是一個小水坑。

Our wedding.

我們的婚禮。

Okay, It's illegal.

好吧，這是非法的。

It's illegal.

這是非法的。

We go.

我們去。

Yeah, it's illegal.

是的，這是非法的。

Thio crash or trespass of wedding.

Thio crash or trespass of wedding。

What do you mean long skinny cause she news thio Devious.

你說的瘦長是什麼意思，因為她的新聞是Devious。

Oh, I love this You're doing the ex guy.

哦，我喜歡這個，你在做前男友。

He always always wanted to propose to this girl, but he couldn't forever reason.

他一直都想向這個女孩求婚，但他不能永遠理智。

And then in the last minute, E S o that is illegal or not e s o many dramas e could just imagine that a guy coming in and being like, stop the wedding I still love it And then he just gets taken away by the police.

然後在最後一刻，E S o那是非法的或不非法的許多電視劇，我可以想象一個人進來，並像，停止婚禮我仍然愛它，然後他只是被警察帶走。

Like what?

像什麼？

A sad ending.

一個悲傷的結局。

Yeah, but she could run out to the police.

是啊，但她可以跑出去報警。

Can't be like Wait.

不能像等。

Oh, no, no.

哦，不，不。

I have a whole story in my head.

我腦子裡有一個完整的故事。

She's like, I'm coming with you and the police like we can't arrest you.

她說，我跟你一起去，警察就像我們不能逮捕你一樣。

And she's like, just you wait and then she pisses.

而她就像，只是你等待，然後她小便。

No, I'm saying not.

不，我說不是。

Hey, we're all true.

嘿，我們都是真的。

Okay?

好嗎？

So we think that it is illegal.

所以我們認為這是違法的。

Iansa is Do s.

Iansa是Do's。

So if you have the long lost love of your life getting married, do not crash the wedding.

所以，如果你有失散多年的夫妻要結婚了，千萬不要撞婚。

You will go to jail.

你會進監獄的

Well, the brink appearance with someone's Parikh lie but will need to be changed.

好吧，邊緣外觀與某人的帕裡克謊言，但將需要改變。

Thio, if you've got someone in your life that you're thinking about?

Thio，如果你有一個人在你的生活中，你在想什麼？

You gotta let it go.

你得讓它去。

You got to make a move before the wedding or you're done.

你得在婚禮前有所行動，否則你就完了。

Man.

人。

Don't even don't Don't go to the wedding.

甚至不要不要去參加婚禮。

Eso usually the Japanese drama cut the scene in the best highlight.

Eso通常日劇切入場景中的最佳亮點。

But after that, they usually asking by porous why you did this, then they just don't share that little bit.

但之後，他們通常會通過多孔問你為什麼要這樣做，然後他們就不分享那一點點。

Okay?

好嗎？

It's not illegal to open a letter which was sent to your family.

打開一封寄給家人的信，並不違法。

It is not illegal to open a letter which was sent to your family.

打開一封寄給家人的信，並不違法。

So it's it's legal.

所以它是合法的。

Okay, It's legal to open a letter that was sent to your family, but not to you.

好吧，打開一封寄給你家人的信是合法的，但不是寄給你的。

So say to your to your mom or your dad?

所以說對你的對你媽還是對你爸？

Yeah.

是啊。

I feel like that's ah privacy thing.

我覺得那是啊隱私的事情。

So not allowed, Sanoh.

所以不允許，佐野。

Oh, Sarah.

哦，莎拉。

God to false is and a true why do you think true, Shorty, It's not okay.

上帝對假的是和一個真實的為什麼你認為真實，矮子，這是不對的。

You're saying it.

你說的。

It is legal.

它是合法的。

It's okay.

沒事的

It's not okay.

這是不對的。

So you wanna put false?

所以你想放假？

Okay?

好嗎？

You cannot open.

你不能打開。

You cannot open it.

你不能打開它。

Okay?

好嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

The answer is due course.

答案是當然的。

Yeah, Don't open but not addressed to you.

是的，不要打開，但不是給你的。

If you open a seal the weather or invoice without any good intentions.

如果你不懷好意地開封天氣或發票。

You will be charged.

你會被收費。

You will be punished by improvement with work for one year, Wallace.

你將會被罰改善工作一年，華萊士。

Or find up to 200,000.

或者找到高達20萬的。

The end.

結束。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

So imprisonment with work is you would go to jail.

所以監禁與工作是你會去坐牢。

But you have tow work within the jail, right?

但你在監獄裡有拖車工作，對嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes.

是的，我知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

It's not community service, but you have to work within the jail.

這不是社區服務，但你必須在監獄裡工作。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Number 63 Fish fishing without permission.

編號63 擅自捕魚。

It's allowed crayfish fishing without permission is allowed fish fishing.

未經允許釣小龍蝦是允許釣魚的。

It's money.

是錢的問題

Crayfish is like like uh, it's like a almost like a bee loves, Uh, a little boost that I know is that Ghani read.

小龍蝦就像像呃，它就像一個幾乎像蜜蜂的愛，呃，我知道的一個小提升是，加尼讀。

One thing is very interesting.

有一件事很有意思。

Because when I was young, I play a lot in the pond or fever.

因為小時候，我經常在池塘或發燒的地方玩。

And the idea or did you Did you get some?

你的想法或你有沒有得到一些？

Yeah, I've seen kids do it as well.

是啊，我也見過孩子們這樣做。

San not, I don't know.

三不，我不知道。

I feel like there's so many fishing laws out there.

我感覺外面的釣魚法太多。

I feel like it's one of those things.

我覺得這是其中之一。

You know, there's lots of old men spitting on the street, and I think it's okay for kids to go and catch a few little crayfish.

你知道嗎，大街上有很多老人在吐痰，我覺得小孩子去抓幾隻小龍蝦也是可以的。

But if if people go and take a lot of them, then it's not okay, so I feel like they would need a law to prevent that happening.

但是如果如果人家去拿了很多，那就不行了，所以我覺得他們需要一個法律來防止這種情況的發生。

So that's why I think false, Because there's a lot of strict fishing laws out there.

所以這就是為什麼我認為假的，因為外面有很多嚴格的釣魚法。

So I'm like, What about Sarah?

所以我想，莎拉怎麼樣？

Why?

為什麼？

You think I just heard your innocents story from your childhood?

你以為我只是聽了你小時候的純真故事嗎？

Like it has to be true?

好像一定是真的一樣？

E O E.

和E。

Answer is e o.

答案是E O。

You know, in prison don't go to her.

你知道，在監獄裡不要去找她。

Do so at the party field.

在黨場上做。

Thorns or swamps, we just keep out, will be punished.

荊棘或沼澤，我們只要不出去，就會受到懲罰。

Oh, if it says keep out.

哦，如果它說，保持出來。

So what story?

那是什麼故事？

I don't know if you would go to jail, but you should.

我不知道你會不會去坐牢，但你應該去。

You should go to jail anyway at the Maxwell name into your there.

你應該去坐牢，反正在麥克斯韋的名字到你那裡。

Uh oh.

嗯，哦。

Nice.

很好啊

No, I mean the jail.

不，我是說監獄

My deal looks brighter.

我的交易看起來更光明。

Yeah, Your jokes.

是啊，你的笑話。

Nisman looks bad, eh?

尼斯曼看起來很糟糕，嗯？

So how long do I need to be here?

那我要在這裡待多久？

Number seven.

七號

You're you're on yourself will go to middle.

你的你的你自己會去中間。

You turned 100 years old.

你已經100歲了

God.

上帝啊

Well, if you turned 100 years old, So in England, my grandma received a letter from the queen.

好吧，如果你100歲，所以在英國，我奶奶收到了女王的信。

Wait.

等一下

No, no.

不，不。

My grandma my great, received a letter from the queen when she turned 100.

我的外婆我的曾外婆，在她100歲的時候收到了女王的信。

She already or am I or anyone here?

她已經還是我還是這裡的人？

The statistic recently about how many people are over 100 in Japan.

最近統計了一下日本100歲以上的人有多少。

It was like a crazy number.

這就像一個瘋狂的數字。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh, it talked 80,000 for the first time in Japan.

哦，它在日本第一次談了8萬。

So they all get gold medals.

所以他們都能拿到金牌。

No way.

不可能

SZ already gold medals, maybe take gold medal, Jenna.

SZ已經金牌了，也許拿金牌，珍娜。