S: because Japan has just out-America'd you

S：因為日本剛剛把你比下去了。

S: with the American cherry pie frappuccino at Starbucks.

S：配上星巴克的美國櫻桃派弗拉布奇諾。

Martina: It has an actual pie crust

瑪蒂娜：它有一個真正的餡餅皮

M: for a lid.

男：對於一個蓋子。

M: You have to like...

M：你要喜歡...

M: beat your way through

M：打通你的路

M: the cherry crust

M: 櫻桃皮

M: to get in to the American cherry pie.

男：要進入美國櫻桃派。

S: So this is a limited edition frappuccino

S：所以這是一款限量版的弗拉布奇諾。

S: that was all over social media last week.

S：上週社交媒體上都是這樣的。

S: It just came out today.

S：今天剛出來的。

S: I'm gonna try it out. M: Was it all over the sowsh meeds?

S：我要去試試。M：是在sowsh meeds上嗎？

S: The sowsh meeds.

S:S: The sowsh meeds.

M: The smowsh meeds.

M: The smowsh meeds.

S: So I watched how they made it.

S：所以我看了他們是怎麼做的。

M: Okay.

M：好的。

S: They first scoop in some of this cherry stuff

S:他們首先舀在一些這種櫻桃的東西。

M: Mhmm

M：Mhmm

S: and then they make their basic frappuccino

S: 然後他們做了基本的Frappuccino。

S: and then they scoop in something which

S: 然後，他們舀在一些東西，這

S: from the bin

S：來自垃圾箱

S: said P C fifteen A C.

斯：說P C十五個A C。

S: So I'm not sure what that is

S：所以我不知道那是什麼？

S: but I think that adds some crunch.

S：但我覺得這樣可以增加一些脆感。

M: (laughs)

M：（笑）。

S: They put some more cherry on top

S:他們把一些更多的櫻桃在上面

S: they cover that with whipped cream

S: 他們用鮮奶油覆蓋了這一點。

S: and then they pull out these-

S：然後他們拉出這些-

M: There's whipped cream hiding under this?

男：這下面還藏著鮮奶油？

S: Yes, there's whipped cream hiding under here.

S：是的，這下面藏著鮮奶油。

S: And then they get these little pie crusts

S:然後，他們得到這些小餡餅皮

S: and they put them on top.

S：他們把它們放在上面。

S: Do it!

S：動手吧!

M: Heuh

M: Hay

S: Look, bang it hard.

S:你看，砰它硬。

M: Argh!

男：啊!

S: There you go.

S:S: There you go.

S: Isn't that satisfying?

S：是不是很滿意？

M: Oooohoohoohoohoo S: That's so satisfying.

M：哦哦哦哦S：真滿足。

S: Oh yeah.

S:S: Oh yeah.

S: Ooh yeah, you like that don't cha?

S:哦，是的，你喜歡，不是嗎？

S: Pump it in and out. M: Oh my god, I can see the whipped cream.

S:泵入和輸出。M：哦，我的天啊，我看到了鮮奶油。

S: Pump it in and out.

S:泵入和輸出。

M: I won't. S: Okay.

M：我不會。S：好吧。

M: I won't be part of this shenanigan.

男：我不會參與這種詭計。

S: Ready to try this? Here we go.

S:準備好試試這個了嗎？我們開始吧。

M: Mhmm

M：Mhmm

M: First I got a hunk of pie crust.

男：首先我得到了一大塊餅皮。

S: Mhmm

S:S: Mhmm

S: Oh wow.

S：哦，哇。

M: Okay, so this is the caffeine free one.

M：好的，所以這個是不含咖啡因的。

S: Yup.

S：是的。

M: Wow.

M：哇。

S: Super sweet.

S：超級貼心。

S: Does it taste like cherry pie though?

S:它的味道像櫻桃派雖然？

M: Okay.

M：好的。

M: It's the vanila cream frappuccino.

M：是香草奶油弗拉布奇諾。

S: Mhmm

S:S: Mhmm

M: And then they've added

M: 然後他們又增加了

M: kind of like

M：有點像

M: you know when you get that really

M：你知道，當你得到真正的

M: super cheap like $2 cherry pie.

男：超級便宜，比如2元的櫻桃派。

(cue Simon struggling music)

（提示西蒙掙扎的音樂）

M: And when you cut into it it's unnaturally red.

M：而當你切入它的時候，它就不自然地紅了。

M: like when you have a danish.

M：比如你有一個丹麥人。

M: (laughs)

M：（笑）。

S: A cherry was plugged

S:A cherry was plugged

S: and I sucked too hard

S：而且我吸得太狠了

S: and it popped up really hard.

S：而且它蹦得很厲害。

M: You popped a cherry?

男：你爆了一個櫻桃？

S: I popped my cherry.

S：我把我的櫻桃爆了。

M: Right in your mouth?

男：就在你嘴裡？

S: Yeah I popped a cherry in my mouth.

S：是的，我把一顆櫻桃放進了嘴裡。

M: Mmm, it's actually really good.

男：嗯，其實真的很不錯。

S: I know.

S：我知道。

M: Oh, the crunch in there

M：哦，裡面的緊縮

M: is graham cracker.

男：是格雷姆餅乾。

S: Ohhh.

S：哦哦。

M: They've scattered it inside.

男：他們已經在裡面散了。

S: So I think the best way to enjoy thi-

S：所以我覺得最好的方式就是享受這--。

S: Oh sh*t!

S:哦，該死！

S: Never mind.

S：沒關係。

S: I was gonna say,

S：我本來想說。

S: the best way to enjoy this is to break this up

S：最好的享受方式就是把這個打散了

S: and then to spin this around in here

S：然後在這裡轉一圈。

S: so you get some crunch in here. M: This is a very dangerous situation.

S：所以你在這裡得到一些緊縮。M：這是一個非常危險的情況。

S: This is a very dangerous-

S:這是一個非常危險的...

S: this situation.

斯：這種情況。

M: Well since I'm not a barbarian

M：好吧，既然我不是野蠻人。

M: I'm gonna actually try-

M：其實我是要去嘗試--。

S: Just eating it?

S:只是吃它？

M: the crust on its own

M：地殼本身

M: and see what it actually tastes like.

男：且看它到底是什麼味道。

M: Mmm.

M：嗯。

M: Oh my god.

男：哦，我的天。

S: What is that?

S:那是什麼？

M: Do you know what it taste like?

男：你知道它是什麼味道嗎？

M: Passion flakie.

男：激情flakie。

S: Mmmmm.

S:S: Mmmmmmm.

M: This tastes like

M：這味道就像

M: a passion flakie.

男：一個激情的flakie。

M: Oh nooo. (laughs)

M：哦，不。(笑)

M: I didn't do that

M：我沒有這樣做

M: on purpose. It's the dome shape.

M：故意的。是圓頂的形狀。

M: (laughing) When you bite it.

男：（笑）當你咬它。

M: (laughing) When you bite it.

男：（笑）當你咬它。

M: It's science.

男：這是科學。

M: (laughing) It creates an effect.

男：(笑)會產生效果。

S: I know what you did.

S：我知道你做了什麼。

S: You made me bite it

S：你讓我咬的

S: and then you mushed it into my face.

S：然後你就把它糊到了我的臉上。

M: I didn't.

男：我沒有。

(cue detective music)

（提示偵探音樂）

M: ...passion flakie.

男：......激情飛揚。

(intense music)

(激烈的音樂)

M: (slow-mo) Ohhh noooo.

男：（慢鏡頭）哦，不對。

(music continues)

（音樂繼續）

M: (super slow-mo) Oh nooo. (music continues with clapping in the background)

M：（超級慢鏡頭）哦不。(音樂繼續在背景中拍手)

(cue sad music)

（提示悲傷的音樂）

M: I swear to you, I didn't.

男：我向你發誓，我沒有。

M: You know how I swear to you how I didn't?

男：你知道我對你發誓，我怎麼沒有？

M: Because it happened to me too when I bit into it

M：因為我也發生過這樣的事情，當我咬到它的時候。

M: I booped my nose.

男：我擤鼻涕了。

M: But yo- I was trying to warn you to

M：但是，喲--我是想警告你要

M: to be more gentle.

男：要比較溫柔。

S: You were trying to warn me

S：你是想警告我

S: with what?

S：用什麼？

S: Telepathy?

S:心靈感應？

S: Where were your actual words

S:哪裡是你的實際話語

S: like a big girl, to tell me?

S：像個大姑娘，要告訴我？

M: I thought you'd bite hard

男：我還以為你會咬得很緊呢？

M: and you'd break it in half.

男：而且你會把它掰成兩半。

S: This is.

S:這是。

S: Passion flakie.

S:Passion flakie.

M: Passion flakie

M: 熱情的薄餅

S: in liquid format.

S：以液體形式存在。

S: Are passion flakey supposed to be cherry pies though?

S:是激情片 應該是櫻桃餡餅，雖然？

(ticking)

(滴答聲)

M: Mmm..

M：嗯...

(ticking continues)

(滴答聲繼續)

M: Woah.

M：哇。

M: I never thought about that before.

男：我以前從沒想過這個問題。

S: I mean what is it that-

S：我的意思是，它是什麼--。

M: What IS a passion flakie?

男：什麼是激情飛揚？

S: Is that a real thing that happens in, like, baking?

S：那是真實發生在、烘焙中的事情嗎？

M: Okay.

M：好的。

M: I somehow managed to get, like,

M：我不知怎麼搞的，像。

M: frappuccino in my eyelashes

M: 我的睫毛上有一杯冰咖啡。

M: and on my nose as well.

男：還有我的鼻子上也是。

S: Okay breaking apart the pie crust

S:好吧拆開派皮

S: is not the way to go.

斯：不是辦法。

S: Ohh, that is such a passion flakie.

S:哦，那是這樣一個激情flakie。

M: This is freakin' delicious.

男：這真是太好吃了。

M: This is waaaay different than the Starbucks frappuccino.

M：這和星巴克的弗拉布奇諾有很大的不同。

S: Have to say it's my first meal today.

S：不得不說這是我今天的第一頓飯。

S: These are all the calories I'm gonna have.

S:這些都是所有的卡路里 我要去有。

M: (robot voice) It is also my first meal of the day.

男：（機器人的聲音）這也是我一天的第一餐。

S: Girl, what'd you eat?

S:女孩，你吃了什麼？

M: (robot voice) I...

M：（機器人聲音）我......。

M: (robot voice) did not consume anything.

M：（機器人的聲音）沒有消耗任何東西。

S: If you had ramen you're in big trouble.

S：如果你吃了拉麵，你的麻煩就大了。

M: I didn't have ramen.

男：我沒有吃拉麵。

S: What'd you eat?

S:你吃了什麼？

M: (mumbling)

M：（喃喃自語）。

S: What'd you eat?

S:你吃了什麼？

S: What?

S:S: 什麼？

M: (mumbling)

M：（喃喃自語）。

S: A little submarine-what?

S:一個小潛艇--什麼？

M: Ahh (mumbling) Salmon onigiri.

M：啊（喃喃自語）三文魚飯糰。

S: You had a salm-

S：你有一個沙姆-

S: A salmon onigiri.

S:三文魚飯糰

M: I did have a salmon onigiri.

M：我確實吃過三文魚飯糰。

M: This is a luxuriously

M：這是一個豪華的

M: delicious dessert.

男：美味的甜點。

M: I don't usually go to Starbucks for like cakes and pies.

M：我通常不會去星巴克吃像蛋糕和餡餅。

M: I wanna go there for, like,

M：我想去那裡，喜歡。

M: ripe turn cherry blossom season.

男：成熟轉櫻花季節。

M: instead of them just doing a cherry frappuccino

M：而不是他們只是做一個櫻桃弗拉比奇諾

M: they came up with like a cherry pie one.

男：他們想出了像櫻桃派的。

S: A cherry pie frappuccino

S: 一杯櫻桃派冰激凌

S: for cherry blossom season.

S：為櫻花季。

M: I personally like this a lot.

男：我個人非常喜歡這個。

M: I would order it again if I didn't want my calorie count due

M：如果我不想我的卡路里數由於，我會再點一次。

M: restricted to a frappuccino for the day.

M：今天只能喝一杯弗拉布奇諾。

M: It might sound lame to suggest you visit a Starbucks when you come to Japan

M：建議你來日本的時候去星巴克看看，聽起來可能很蹩腳

M: 'cause you're like "I have a Starbucks from where I'm from".

M：因為你就像 "我的家鄉有一家星巴克"。

S: I have six of them right around the corner.

S：我有六個人就在附近。

M: I can just guess that

M：我只是能猜到

M: even if I don't know if you live in North America

M：即使我不知道你是否住在北美。

M: or Europe or wherever-

M：或歐洲或任何地方-

S: Wherever!

S:無論在哪裡！

M: you probably have one round the corner.

M：你可能在拐角處有一個。

M: But, Starbucks Japan does some really cool things.

M：但是，日本星巴克做了一些非常酷的事情。

M: So definitely swing in and check to see what they have goin'.

M：所以一定要進去看看他們有什麼活動。

M: And if you're here within the month

M：如果你在一個月內到這裡來

M: get yourself an American pie frappuccino.

M：給自己來一杯美國派的弗拉布奇諾。

S: Girl, you got a crumb on your lip.

S:女孩，你有一個麵包屑 在你的嘴脣。

M: I have so much.

男：我有這麼多。

S: (sings)

S:（唱）

S: See how loving I am

S：看我多有愛心

S: that I get the crumb off your lip

我把你嘴脣上的麵包屑弄掉了

S: while you just leave me with cream on my face.

S：而你卻只給我留下了臉上的奶油。

M: Okay- it was funny.

M：好吧--這很有趣。

M: I was gonna get you a napkin S: It was funny.

M：我準備給你拿張餐巾紙 S：很有趣。

M: and I couldn't 'cause you were too busy being like...

我不能，因為你太忙了，像... ...

S: I WAS gonna get you a napkin

S：我本來想給你拿張餐巾紙的。

S: but then I realised

S：但後來我意識到

S: that you look stupid, so I just left you with it

S：你看起來很傻，所以我就把它留給你了。

S: and I laughed at you.

S：我就笑你了。

M: Yeah, it was funny.

M：是的，很有趣。

M: I had a napkin in my bag if you had just waited

男：我包裡有一張餐巾紙，如果你能等我的話

M: but now your nose tastes like whipped cream.

M：但現在你的鼻子嚐起來像奶油。

(music: love is the moment)

（音樂： 愛是時刻）

S: Mmmmm. M: Yup, whipped cream.

S:Mmmmmmm.M: Yup, whipped cream.M：對，鮮奶油。